Mental Resilience in the Streaming World: The Harsh Truth

Hi, my name is John S. And I'm a game sexual.

Hi.

One's a grunt, one's a squid talking trash like a couple of kids.

No script, no plan, just running their mouths.

If you don't like chaos, better tap out.

We got bad jokes, worst taste, eating.

Like trash, saying what we think.

No filter, no clue, no rules, no shame.

If it don't make sense, who's to blame?

Not us.

So grab a beer, sit back, don't stress.

It's just two dumb vets making a mess.

Yeah, buckle up, you beautiful train wrecks.

It's time for chaos cadre.

I'm Mark G. Your main base cleaning company king, scrubbing stains and raising five chaos gremlings for 26 years of marriage that somehow hasn't ended in a divorce court cage match, ex army badass turned multi niche streaming juggernaut.

I helmed the Mark G Show and this glorious dumpster fire.

Right here beside me, my partner in crime, John S. A Navy vet, stepdad titan, and a husband with a brew that'll melt your liver faster than his pickles, melt your taste buds.

Catch him on Twitch and Tik Tok as Captain Snooch.

Streaming like a pickled pirate on a blender.

And tonight, oh Lord help us, we've got MySpace, Queen Canada's sweet soaked train.

Oh, sorry.

Sweat soaked train wreck.

With 53,000 followers on TikTok and a measly 329 Instagram stragglers, this chick sweats like a hog in a sauna, hoarding three cats that probably plot her demise while she yammers about fun shit and true crime.

News flash, lady.

Your cats are the real serial killers here.

She's got more perspiration than personality.

And I bet her TikToks are just her mopping up cat hair with those soggy armpits.

But let's tear into this gritty grind of streaming and influencer life, highs and lows and mental meltdowns.

Well, this sweaty feline queen tries not to drown us in her damp nonsense.

Roll the chaos and let's get savage.

Johnny boy.

What's going on, my man?

Yeah, Long day.

Long day.

How long?

Long day.

Long.

I worked with my.

So I worked with my store manager tonight for the first time.

Like, just me and him.

So much work.

Would you say that your manager is management material?

Oh, he definitely is management material, brother.

Like, also, I just want to say hi, Ninja.

Did you.

Did you say hi to Ninja?

By John, you got to say hi to Ninja.

Oh my God.

Hi, Ninja.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm.

I'm glad you're able to say hi to Ninja.

And also, folks, we got the lady over here.

Y' all seen her on Tik Tok putting on makeup up?

Because for some reason, you got to put on the makeup while you're live.

This is MySpace Queen over here.

MySpace Queen.

What's happening?

How are you?

How are you, Mark?

Thank you for having me.

Let's.

Let's get into this, seriously.

Wait, hold on.

Wait.

I up.

Hold on already.

Oh, my God.

Mindy.

Hi.

I just want to say hi to everyone.

You didn't say that.

Probably.

You gotta try that again.

You need to be more flamboyant for us, John.

A little bit more.

Yeah, give us.

Give it that.

Oh, my God.

Like, Mindy.

Hey, girl.

Soleil.

That was better.

It was better.

But if we could really push it to the max and get it.

Really?

Yeah.

One more time.

Come on, one more time.

John, we know we.

We've got.

You got this, John.

Give it to us.

I have to see what my husband's about to be watching here.

You really said you're gonna step it up.

Okay.

He is.

Step quick.

Oh.

Like.

Oh, my God, Mindy.

Hi, girl.

Let's do what?

Done.

Did our makeup and go get martinis at the bar and get our nails done.

Did.

Hi.

You went full sass on that.

Nailed it for the martinis too, huh?

Damn, you're going classy.

I did think you nailed it there.

I. I would at least said Colt 45s, but damn, you went for the martini.

My daughter's sitting.

What are you doing?

Well, John, they're rating you a 10 out of 10 on tick tock over there.

That is a pretty 10 out of 10.

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

So, you know, it's kind of funny.

All we.

We pulled MySpace in.

I actually tried getting her about three to four days ago when I wasn't able to get a hold of Mick.

I was like, Yo, MySpace, you gotta come on the show.

And then she was questioning life decisions.

She was like, mark, I can't do this.

I can't do this.

What do we got to talk about?

I'm like, I don't know.

We typically do a non scripted show.

Listen, this show is completely unscripted except for this piece of.

Who reads off a teleprompter sometimes?

All my reactions, everything I say is off the cuff, like.

And I'm not smart enough to have a teleprompter, so we're going to be unscripted as well.

You think I'm smart We wouldn't go.

That far just yet.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hold on.

Wait, wait, wait.

I gotta make myself look pretty.

For your husband.

Where is he?

He's not home yet, but he's.

How long?

He will be in the chat.

Guys, if you could share to Mark in the chat, he'd love to be here.

I can't wait.

Do you want to fly to Canada right now and just, like, rub down her husband?

What's going on over here, John?

Oh, you know it.

Yo, Climb.

What's up, baby?

Listen, listen.

I would do anything in the world to go rub down her husband.

Like the dirty little hoe that I.

Am starting to turn kind of hot.

I could be interested.

Well, I just need you to answer one question for me.

Does he prefer baby oil or does he prefer nice little scented lotion?

He's not diddy, bro.

He's not dating just fine.

Hi, Anna.

Hi.

Hello.

Hi.

So before we get into, like, a lot of streaming, the gentleman there.

Not the gentleman, the murderer who unalived a bunch of college females has entered his plea today as guilty.

Entered a plea deal.

And with that plea deal, what that means is that he will probably not be going to trial unless the juror decides that they are going to deny that.

But the plea deal came along with no life served.

And like, death, death served.

There will be no death sentence if he takes the plea deal and it goes through.

Hold on.

Wait a minute.

Anna.

Go fuck yourself.

I want nothing to do with digital creators.

That looks like professional shit.

No one cares about you or your work or anything.

Get the fuck out of here.

You good?

Yeah, I'm good.

Dude.

Okay.

All right.

Good, good, good, good.

I feel like you might have to go in the bedroom, see your wife real quick, relief a little stress, and then come back to us.

Do you need to relieve a little bit?

Do you need to milk the cow?

Fuck me.

You.

You don't come into someone's and promote your.

You dumb.

God.

It's people like you that makes me want to do horrible, heinous things to digital creators.

Oh, Marco's in the chat.

The husband is now in the chat.

Comes in the chat as John's flipping out.

The husband is in the chat.

It's crams rams.

Welcome in, darling.

Welcome in, My love.

So, MySpace, John.

MySpace Queen's husband's here just as you.

You know, we're letting off a little steam there.

We were just talking about how John might have to go in the bedroom to see his wife to get his cow milked a little bit.

You know to relieve a little bit of his rage.

Really pisses me off when random ass.

Random.

Oh yeah.

Come into someone's stream and promote their dude, like really grow the up.

You want, you want, you want to say something, dude, come into the DMs and say something.

Don't just be like, oh my God, I'm a graphic designer and I think that you would really, really benefit from my work.

I'm only gonna charge you like an arm and a leg because you know, oh my God.

It's free on ChatGPT nowadays.

But hey, chat GPT.

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There's so many out there.

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Oh, we.

We got the best use out of Suno.

I use that to the fullest.

Yeah, Suno is fantastic.

Wait, I was definitely distracted.

You said your husband's in here.

The husband is in.

The chat is Crams Rams.

Yes, and it's called Crams Rams.

So.

Crams Rams.

Daddy.

I am sorry.

Don't be sorry.

I'm filtered.

I can't control what happens here.

You may have just gained a new husband.

I'm not sure.

But we'll, we'll talk about it after the show.

Welcome in new friends.

If you guys are from my team and you're in, you're in history.

Are you done obsessing over my spaces husband right now?

Yeah, I'm done.

I'm done.

Get your own hustle.

You can't have him.

You can't handle him.

He needs a real man.

Like, I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you, I got that ring.

I have a feeling this is going to be fun.

I think we might have some fun here tonight.

This is already vibing a little bit, I think.

All right.

Y.

So MySpace came up to me.

She said she had some information that she pulled up regards to streaming facts.

So I was curious what she's got and then I'll roll off it without eye guy.

So we're going to let my.

I actually had.

I had some questions.

I more had questions and follow up questions about streaming.

Like I had some things I wanted to ask you, Mark.

I kind of wanted to interview you a little bit.

Who's been streaming longer?

Mark, you have been streaming longer?

Actually, yes, but depends.

So, all right, let's talk.

We'll talk about my stream.

Let's actually start.

Actually here's a fun little thing.

Let's talk about how we all got in the stream and we'll go from there.

Exactly.

Let's do a Little.

All right, so let's do a little intro how we became starting to stream.

Once upon a time I had this dick of employee who decided to leave my company and make me work seven days a week because he wanted to become a full time streamer.

That this pissed me off so bad that I was like, I'm gonna try doing this and see what it takes to be a streamer.

Kick it I think right around a couple hundred on Twitch, three thousand on YouTube, a few I think almost a thousand on Insta.

And yeah, just having a little fun out here and got a little pointers from that dick of an employee.

That dick of an employee is also now my other host on the show, Mr. John.

I called him an and he was right here the whole time.

I said, it's okay, I'm an regardless.

Listen, listen, you're welcome.

Yeah, you're welcome.

By the way.

So Clem, my boy Chlamydia on Call of Duty is in my chair.

And he said, started on chat.

Chatter.

Chatterbait.

I think that's the masturbating one or whatever.

Yeah, we're very.

I started out streaming just around one day and I was like, oh, what am I doing?

What's this?

And I started streaming and that just kind of took off from there.

I don't have all the numbers.

I know I'm below a thousand on Twitch.

I'm below a thousand on Tick Tock.

I'm not religious with posting.

I'm not religious.

I just go live when I go live and you can catch me or not.

It's.

It is what it is.

I don't care that much about it.

I was going to say, is your reasoning for posting, is it personal?

Is it more to just reach more people or is it just really for you?

I.

It's just for me.

You know, I'll see, like, I'll make a clip.

And I'm like, oh dude, that's pretty cool.

Let me just put that there so I know where it is.

You know what I mean?

Okay.

Okay.

So John does it for fun.

I do it for recovery.

You do for recovery?

I quit drinking.

Yeah.

So you can ask John.

For a while I made hot sauce.

Yeah.

And I stopped making hot sauce and Tick Tock became my new hot sauce.

Now Tick Tock is my way of recovery.

It keeps me off of alcohol.

So instead of drinking the bottle, I do Tick Tock and I play on Tick Tock.

Congrats it upset people like John because now they don't get my hot sauce.

Well, why don't.

I'm happy.

Why can't we get back into the hot sauce?

Because.

No, no, no, no.

Are you saying, are you saying I should make some hot sauce and send it to John?

I'll have to make some tomato free one though.

We can send it to John.

Oh, yes, because I am hot peppers this year off.

Oh, you know, you'll sample my hot sauce.

You can never deny.

Especially if I made barbecue stuff.

That was so good though.

Did you, did you decide to bring it to Shark Tank?

No, we just.

I just did it for fun.

You just did it for fun.

And honestly, like the hardest part for me was when he made the Carolina reaper pickles and I ate a pickled Carolina reaper.

And that went just beautifully.

I bet it went terribly.

I died in my bathroom.

It was awesome.

No, just straight out.

And you don't know true pain, guys, until you start vomiting Carolina reaper and you get like the, you know, like sometimes you vomit.

It comes out your nose at the same time.

And you're holding your nose.

Yeah, yeah.

Whole science cavity burning, eyes watering.

Those tears are burning.

Like everything's burning.

Oh, Caitlyn says make the hot sauce.

We'll buy it.

Like we're, we're already interested here.

Chat.

Let him know, let him know.

Listen, just send him a bunch of DMS about hot sauce.

He'll make it and then he'll figure out how much he has and he'll force me to take a bottle and watch me die on, you know.

Yes, we'll watch him die on the show.

It'll be great time.

He won't touch the one.

Not death nut anymore though.

And as for me, I started streaming only on Tik Tok about three years ago, but I've been doing it probably about nine years now, unfortunately.

I say unfortunately because that's a lot of nine years of doing stream.

But I did start off on like smaller platforms.

The live me's and the Bego lives and all that.

We started smaller, thought we could make it there, you know, got our followers and then decided to go to Tick Tock from there.

Got you.

What, what was your most viral video on Tick Tock?

The most embarrassing video that I have, Mark.

The one that we did on the spot on my pinned video.

We got 2.5 million views on it and it was just me and my husband making a joke.

And I'm like, this is why I got detained for being so hot.

And he's like, Ma', am, you're being detained for drug possession.

That's it.

30 second video.

We didn't plan, just joke, rage bait, and it went off.

Let's go now.

2.5 million people in my world think that I'm on the rugs.

Yeah.

Yes.

Setting a great example out there.

All right, nice.

So would you.

Would you say that it's therapeutic for you to stream or you're just doing it to do it at this point?

Are you doing.

Trying to do it for financial gain?

I used to do it for financial game and I think the reason I like it more now is because I do it for fun and I do it for the company of people and then the interactions, having friends all over the world, being able to travel, being like, all right, we know people in that city and we know people in this city and the meetups and stuff like, that's a little bit more fun.

When it's more focused on the financial gain, it becomes less fun and more work.

Right.

But the people who are going for that financial game, that's exactly what you want it to be, is work, really and fun.

So let's talk about the financial game a little bit.

Since we're on Tick Tock platform right now.

Let's talk about Tick Tock and the financial game.

Like, we all love battles, battles of fun, battles of friendly competition between you and other content creators.

You try to do, to make it, you know, as entertaining as possible.

But there are some that are taking the battles way too hard.

Yeah.

And they yell and like, I don't know, just some disown their viewers and like, treat their viewers like when the viewers are there trying to show them support, like, literally people throw them.

I don't know, we'll say a money gun, 500 diamonds, and the view.

The, The.

The person on the other.

And the creator gets pissed off that he got a money gun.

Right?

Yeah, we needed.

We needed 2k for doubles.

A money gun.

Like, that's the kind of.

Right.

And I, I think that's the.

That destroys Tick Tock.

Do you, do you want my opinion on this, buddy?

Go for it.

I know the perfect example of this too.

Do you say him?

I swear to.

I'm jumping.

His.

His.

His.

His name is Romancer Gaming.

Okay.

Yes.

Romancer Gaming definitely does do this, and it is bad.

Yes.

He'll.

He'll be like, listen, chat, listen, guys, listen.

Okay?

I just had spinal surgery.

You're the reason I'm here.

You're the reason I'm working.

You need to compensate me.

For my time.

If I don't get a galaxy today, I swear to God we're not going to go live tomorrow.

No.

And then, and then if I do go live, you, you're going to have to give me 10,000 likes before I even play a game.

Like Sharks.

I'm out.

No deal.

No, you gotta maintain the.

The A league.

I only need a line, right, Taylor?

Exactly.

It's insane.

Like, it's funny because I battle a bunch of people that do that in the A league and the B league.

I'm like, what the is that?

I don't even know what league I'm in.

Can.

I'll ask them.

Like, can you tell me what league I'm in?

I have no clue.

Listen, if I get gifted, I am blessed.

No matter.

I've been blessed so many times on this app.

It's been amazing.

And that's what I call it.

I call it a blessing.

Gifts to me are a blessing.

And it's just my way of people saying, hey, I appreciate your stream, I enjoy what you do and keep doing it.

When I battle, it's more fun.

Win or lose.

My whole goal is when I'm streaming is we can make people laugh and have a good time.

I did my job right as a content creator.

You want to be entertaining, make people chuckle and have a good time.

Make them forget about reality for a minute.

Because when they're watching that screen, they're not.

They, they want to forget about work, they want to forget about their nagging ass kids, they want to forget about their wife or their husband bitching in their ear about where the dinner and they just want to escape reality.

And to me, forget though is their ass friends.

Yeah, yeah, like that, that, that.

Especially the friends named John.

God, those guys are always dick.

You know what I mean?

But yeah, John is.

John's are awful, man.

Give him a chance, Mark.

Give him a chance.

He's, he's really.

He's starting this off hot, so let's give him a chance.

He did get very flamboyant for us very quickly.

He did.

He did get very flamboyant.

I was entertained.

Were you?

I was a little bit entertained.

I had to hit my sensor button quite a bit of times on him already today.

That was just because I had to get it out.

Dude, I hate that.

I do.

Watching people streaming.

I.

When I see people like Mark, I was captivated by Mark because of how much work it seems that he does put into it.

As far as like the first time we battled, he had songs ready his background is set up.

He's got, you know, call ins and this.

And I feel, feel like he deserves the gifts that he gets because he actually really does put work into his stream.

And like he had explained to me, he takes some of the gifts that he gets from a stream to put it back into the stream to make it even better for people.

So I do support stuff like that and I love seeing creators better themselves with, you know, the things that they do get blessed with.

Don't.

Don't let him fool you.

This uses AI for everything.

Oh, I know you gotta pay for.

Hey, he teaches me as AI and I got it all written down.

Marty says.

I thought about.

Marty.

Oh, I see your comment.

Hey, Marty, I'll never gift you ever again.

You know what, Marty, I'll send you a gift right after this live because of that.

It might only be a rose, though.

Marty, I'll send you.

Like, that's about it.

All right.

Now, can I ask you something real quick, Mark?

What is one comment?

What is something maybe a comment or scenario that.

Absolutely, like even just a comment, something that's made you read it one time and say, that's all right, I'm getting off it for me today.

That's it.

To get off the stream.

Yeah, like, have pushed off live.

I would say nothing's really taking me off the stream.

I will try to turn around.

I.

As you know, I host the game Toxic Boxes on Tik Tok.

I've had incidents where it got heated between the players where they were yelling at each other, threatening each other and calling each other.

It felt uncomfortable, but I kind of just sit there and kind of chuckle it off.

And they make jokes at the end of it and joke about the both parties because in all reality, you can't let anything drag you down and say it.

I'm getting off.

I had the worst birthday ever possible.

We still hosted the podcast and tried to make the best of it.

I want.

Did I want to get.

Oh, yeah, I absolutely did.

But did I know?

Because we pushed through it.

It's more of, yeah, I may feel like that day, but I'm gonna push through.

Because, you know, people still wonder, like, I get messages if I miss a day or two.

People like, why aren't you on?

Where are you at?

Are you alive?

Are you okay?

So I, I try to at least get on now a little bit once a day, just be like, hey, I'm here.

But yeah, nothing's really got me off.

Well, my next question, I'm not going to take over the questions I'll ask you two here and move on from it.

But my next question would be, do you get streamer guilt as far as when you're not on or you don't feel like being on and you have those people messaging you saying, like, where are you?

Do you not hold a little bit of guilt of like, shit, I should be there or let me hop on because they need me?

Or do you ever just, you know, need to take a day off but you feel obligation streamer guilt?

I will say a little bit, but the biggest thing with me is I do.

There's one main focus in my household, and that's my wife and my children, of course.

So they're always priority.

So if I'm doing something with them and I'm having a blast, my wife and kids, the streamer guilt kind of goes in that back burner because I know my wife and kids need my attention.

Because they always need my attention.

Because that's family, right?

The chat is calling you out right now and they say, he does, he does Mark.

And then, you know, I'll.

I'll post.

I'll post like a quick random video saying, hey, I'm enjoying time my family.

I'll try to make a quick video to say if this is what I'm doing.

But yeah, my family always comes first.

So it might.

But I.

Then again, I've also made family on this app.

And what about you, John?

Do you get that streamer guilt?

I mean, when I was streaming full time, seven days a week, eight to 10 hours a day, when I would take a day off, like, I used to do like really long subathons, like nine to 15 days long.

Oh, you've done it deep.

Like, I've done.

Yeah, I've done a lot of crazy stuff for people.

And when I first started taking time off, I would feel terrible.

I'd be like, dude, I feel like I'm letting them down.

Like, you know, they would pay to watch me.

And I'm sitting here on my couch, not on spending.

I don't eat Cheetos.

He eats tomatoes.

Yeah.

He eats tuna.

Yeah.

No, then my daughter eats.

I hate tuna.

I think it's disgusting.

But like, that for your life then.

Thanks.

It's real nice if you just say you piece of.

Anyway, so like initially, like in the beginning, like when I first started, you know, ramping down how I to was trying streaming and everything, I would get that guilt.

I'd be like, dude, I'm really letting them down.

They paid to see me and I'M just here chilling, not doing for them.

Like, you know, and then it took actually Mark here and my wife talking to me about it and being like, you know, it's okay to take time for yourself.

Like, they don't own you.

Exactly, exactly.

You know what I mean?

And like, my wife, she took over one of my, my subathons because they just kept gifting and gifting and the timer kept going up and up and up.

And I think I was on like day 14 of being live straight and I was starting to like hallucinate.

Like, I'd taken a couple.

Oh, really?

Like, actually like, you were.

Yeah.

And my wife took over so I could take like a three, four hour long nap, you know what I mean?

And she told my chat, like, I got messages and screenshots and like videos of her talking to them.

That's kind of amazing too though, that she was willing to be a part of it as well sometimes.

Like, oh, yeah, she's my biggest number one supporter.

But like, she told him, Trip, she's like, listen, he loves you guys.

He loves that you guys send him money and everything.

Yes, Marty, you own me.

I know, but anyway.

And she was like, but you're literally killing him right now.

Yeah, like he can't keep up.

He can't keep us up because he will die.

Like, he's.

I know your breaking point at that point sort of deal.

Like you're.

Yeah.

And after that subathon, after I ended that and everything, I took like a five month break and I lost like 90 of my followers.

The break, it sucked because the break always tend to ruin you a little bit in a sense.

I haven't.

Yeah, I haven't, I haven't.

Yo, what's up, Mike?

I haven't fully recovered from that break.

Like, when I go live, I have maybe four people, tops, if I'm lucky, so.

So, Caitlyn, the question goes to you too.

MySpace queen.

You asked us this question.

What's your answer on this?

But Caitlin, you are correct.

You can meet people.

People, they'll become like family.

But you can definitely also meet enemies as well.

I do agree with that one.

Over on Tik Tok, a lot of.

Chat right now saying they own me.

I didn't know I had owners.

Which, Which Mikey?

I know like seven.

Are you young Mikey?

Are you homosexual Mikey?

Ally's kid?

Okay, Mike.

Mark's eyes are going back and forth so fast, homie.

Marty, how's.

How's college going, bro?

Is it good?

Hold on, John.

Seven on one side of chat Conversation.

Here I am, dude, I am.

I'm sorry.

It's great.

Awesome.

Hold on.

Let's let MySpace Queen answer the question.

And don't tell him to drop out.

Chlamydia, that's up.

Dude, this kid's going places.

He's an amazing, amazing.

He's going to dorm rooms banging as many girls as he can.

Okay, MySpace Queen, what is your answer?

I already forgot the question.

Streamer guilt.

Oh, streamer guilt.

Yeah, I absolutely get the streamer guilt.

But I've also never been strict schedule.

Like, I've always been that inconsistent.

You know, Pop on when I feel like it, pop on when I don't feel like it.

But there's definitely.

If I don't go on for a whole day, I'm like, yeah, I feel the guilt.

I do feel it heavier than people.

I'm an empath.

Where you feel other people's, like, emotion, right?

Yeah.

So when they're sad, I'm sad.

Well, let's bring down the mood just real quick, then we'll bring it back up afterwards.

I gotta get this out of the way real quick, since you're talking about streamer guilt, ladies and gentlemen, since I've already notified everybody within my family what's happening right now.

A few months back, I had a lump within my throat, and I.

We had an ultrasound done, and it appeared that there was a nodule on my thyroid.

And then we went in for another ultrasound.

Today, that nodule has grown.

So because that nodule has increased within my thyroid, I am going in for a thingamajiggy where they take out a sample of that.

That nodule to see if I got the good old cancer.

But we're gonna.

We're gonna hope not.

We're gonna hope that it's just in there.

There's something else that my family gets to.

I can't think of what the hell it's called.

Where the hell did you go, John?

He must be taking care of his daughter.

He's crying right now.

He's taking.

I can't.

I can't remember.

I can't remember what the hell it's called.

My aunt told me there's another.

There's something else that runs in my family that Barbara Bush had.

That Barbara Bush had.

Oh, it's called Graves disease.

That runs within my family.

So it's a possibility that could be Graves disease as well, which I guess ain't that bad.

Is there a possibility that it might just be, like.

It could be benign as well?

Oh, it could be benign.

Or we're hoping for benign.

We're hoping maybe graves.

But, you know, worst case scenario, if it's the C word, y' all won't see me on that much.

I'll be logging offline.

Logging offline.

Logging offline.

Spinning every moment I can with a fan.

Okay, everyone, that is Mark's fan club.

You can come see me.

I'll be giving you updates on Mark and how pathetic his life has become.

Straight guys every day, daily updates on.

Yeah, daily updates on Mark.

We'll FaceTime with him and everything.

Be a beautiful thing.

We'll watch him while he loses all his hair going through chemotherapy.

The big.

The big beautiful FaceTime.

I mean, I'm sorry to hear it, bro, but, like, you're gonna be fine.

I know you.

You can't die.

Nah, I can't.

I've done too much that should have killed me already.

Hey, you're on your way up and up.

Jumping out of a second story window didn't kill me.

Wrestling with you didn't kill me.

Almost killing your.

Your best friend.

Yeah, I almost went to jail if that.

If that would have killed you.

Kind of like backflipped him or something.

And his neck.

Like, you didn't tell me that you try to kill your host or your friends, Your.

Or your co host.

Do you remember what the wrestle said?

You was wrestling and then you decided to almost break his neck.

Yeah, I landed at a 90 degree angle, right?

Yeah.

And the nurse at the hospital when I went after like three days was like, you know, you're really lucky you got a thick neck.

Yeah.

And you said what exactly after that?

Did you go home, like in the mirror just kind of like.

Is that where the feminism started?

When you realized how thick your neck was?

No, no, the feminism started because I have a lot of friends that are guys, and we're very comfortable with our sexuality.

And sometimes we say some to each other to, like, mess with our significant.

Others and we notice how well John could swallow.

And I'm really.

I'm really good at getting too.

I'm really, really good at pretending to be a latent flamboyant homosexual.

I mean, don't let him lie, y'.

All.

I seen him take a bottle this size and put it halfway down his throat.

It was amazing.

Like, I went from six to midnight real quick after that.

I almost had to give it a test myself.

I mean, it was amazing.

Where is the lore on that?

I don't.

Wait, you know what?

I don't need to know.

We don't need to know that Would get us banned under that.

Yeah.

Alrighty.

Oh, what are you talking about?

I knew nothing.

Skypire.

You thought it was game sexual.

I mean, I am a game sexual.

I do have my controller.

I stick up my ass over there.

Thank you for the fall.

I suck.

Where do you guys see the live streaming world really headed in the next five years as far as like.

Do you want my honest answer?

Of course.

Honest, always honest answer.

Live streaming in the next five to 10 years is going to overtake a lot of jobs because people are gonna.

Have you ever seen those dystopian movies where all like, they're stuck in a room and they're live streaming for like money and.

But if they don't get it, like they have to still live stream, like them being poor and dying and whatnot.

You mean like basically what they do in China and big warehouses?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, like you're not going home, girl, until you get this.

You're not going, honey.

Live Stream would be banging.

But video content is going to be taken over by dead Internet theory.

And the dead Internet theory, for those who don't know, is you see how AI is progressing.

You see now there's multiple, multiple thousands upon hundreds of thousands of content being created by artificial intelligence.

You're seeing it right now with the yeti, the Bigfoot videos, the, the fake.

Yeah, aliens.

Oh, that's what the Internet's going to be taken over with as far as content goes.

They call me the Internet theater because the production value of creating content is now non existent because people are doing it with AI.

You don't need a thousand two thousand dollar camera now to go out filming on the streets because you could just type in a prompt on your computer, I need a video for this.

And then boom, next thing you know, you got a video, you upload, it goes viral.

You can do AI for live content as well.

I could sit there and take a screenshot of each of our pictures right now, clone all of our voices and I could have a podcast with just us sitting here talking.

But we're not even here.

I mean for as far as we, these people know, if we weren't responding to them, we could be AI right now.

I, I am.

I mean, AI is absolutely scary.

I know it's absolutely AI, But Live Stream, Live Stream is going to be the new wave tv because no one believes and no one believes in mainstream media anymore.

No one trusts their mainstream media.

You do watch your TV shows still here and there.

But most people come to the Internet now, they go To X for their news.

They go to Tick Tock for their freaking news.

I rather pay someone to do graphics and dtf.

Right, exactly.

Committee.

I get it.

I. I just.

I love small businesses.

Sometimes when you do.

Oh.

When it comes to graphics.

Bless you.

Holy God damn.

Sorry, I had to get that out.

I was horrible.

It just scared the out of my kid.

I could just screamed.

Oh, man, go to bed.

I love you.

You love me?

No, I was talking to my son.

You love me?

Would you me?

Because I'd me ar.

No, but I would definitely put you in a gutter and watch a clown do you.

The clown from it.

Yes.

That's a whole thing.

And it's funny, dude.

Since I started doing a lot of this.

This AI popup stuff and I have the clown animations.

Dude, it's so funny when I can tell people have clown f. Like, they get freaked out by clowns.

Dude.

I've had so many people in the live stream.

Yep.

They'll leave the live streams.

They get freaked out by the clown.

I freaking love it.

Girls that stick around.

You're like, oh, I'm questioning you.

Questions about you now.

The major red flag, my friend.

Pretty big red flag if you're into clowns.

But we're not judging.

We listen and we don't judge.

Or at least I don't judge.

I'm judging hard.

Pennywise can get it right.

So, John, you've been streaming for how long?

Again, we're going on, let's see, it's 20.

25.

About 11 years.

11 years.

And MySpace, how long you been streaming?

Close to nine.

10.

9, 10.

All right, so you guys are better than the 70 of people out there because we were looking up statistics prior to before you came in the box.

John, 70 of the people that start streaming quit within the first six months.

70 of the people that start streaming quit within the first six months.

Now, I can get it, though.

It's a grind, right?

Because you can sit there and stream to zero viewers.

I do it all the time.

It's great all the time.

Say whatever the I want.

No one cares.

Sometimes I just pretend I'm talking to the ghost.

Maybe the ghosts are watching and we're having a good old chat.

Okay.

Right.

Streaming to zero viewers does suck, but it also helps, in my opinion, will help you get better at streaming if someone is there.

Because once.

Once you do have that one viewer dude, like, it just.

It's magic.

You know what I mean?

Like, you perk up.

You're like, oh, my God.

Hey, how you Doing welcome in.

You know, how'd you find me?

What do you like to watch?

Like, is it this or is it something else?

Like, have you seen me play something else?

Like, what's going on?

You know, Right.

I did come across a Tick Tock at one point where the guy was saying like, you shouldn't say my name.

When I come in your live stream, you should be like, hey, welcome in.

I. I feel like that's better off.

When you see somebody coming into your live stream and you're able to call them out, say, hey, how are you doing doing?

Because to me it's like that personal contact.

Hey, you're acknowledging that they're in your stream and they're in there and you're not looking at.

For, say like on Tick Tock they have gifted badges, so you're not looking at their gift or badge going, oh my God, to level 36.

Holy, I want to sit there.

No, you're not doing that.

You're just like, hey, welcome in.

I'm glad you're coming into my stream and checking me out.

So like you, you're not doing that.

On the level 35.

Come in here right now.

Let's.

Can I say what I want to say?

Because we're live on TikTok.

Are you going to get the ban hammer for it?

I've got my sensor button.

Be prepared.

Can I call the purple app what it is or just say purple?

Oh, you know, you call Twitch.

All right, cool.

You can't get banned for Twitch.

All right, cool.

So like when I'm live on Twitch, dude.

Yeah.

My own personal thing is when someone comes into my live like, yo, what's up?

Hey, how you doing?

So and so, whatever their name is.

And then you know, like, how you doing today?

Or something like that.

You know what I mean?

Like, I just, I go straight and personal, like down to earth.

Like, it is what it is.

You know, you can either take it or not.

I don't care.

Like, that was going to be my next question.

Like, do you find you put on a Persona online as compared to who you are?

I know everybody does to an extent, but do you have an entire Persona?

So Mark is saying, no, we're the.

Same in the personal life.

You put John and I in the same room with the same personality that.

You'Re seeing right now, like, know.

So what you see here is me taking how I am with my friends and putting it out to the masses.

But when I'm not with my friends and I'm just by myself, I'm like the most chillest, unhinged, chill person you'll ever meet.

Like, I don't.

I don't do the crazy.

I just.

I just.

I vibe.

You know what I mean?

And, like, when Mark came to me.

Shut up.

When mark.

When Mark came to me speaking right now, like three months ago, however long we've been doing this show.

So, you know, he was like, hey, we should do a podcast.

I was like, hey, sure, yeah, bet.

Let's do it.

You know what I mean?

And then, I don't know, my Persona kind of came into being like this game.

Sexual flamboyant.

Paid 100 bucks for that.

I did get paid 100 bucks for that, and I would do it again gladly.

When we asked John if you wanted to be.

If you want to do a podcast with me, we have.

We have an audio of that.

It was like, hey, John, we should do a podcast together.

It was born right after that.

Ron, did you get paid?

Are we getting paid for this?

I did not.

I don't get paid by Mark.

I get paid by the viewers when they want me to do dumb.

Yeah, yeah.

So it was.

It was a dare, John.

See that lovely, what they call it, a womb broom right there that John has on his chin?

So, yeah, womb broom.

And he got offered a hundred dollars to find first episode, I believe.

To shave that off.

Yeah.

From Marty.

From Marty, Yep.

And I shaved it off on camera.

I kept my mic off because the clippers were loud, but like.

Yeah.

Oh, that point brings me into what is some of the most absolutely wild things that you guys.

What do you.

What would you label as the most wild thing you've done on stream?

Could be anything.

It could be wild as in, like, maybe you had a crash out.

Maybe it could be like you had a crazy stream, lots of people.

Or maybe you just ate a chip and you shat for two days.

Oh, he ate a chip and ran within 20 seconds.

Do you have the clip?

I don't have your clip right now.

I got you, bro.

We're gonna have to roll that clip at some point.

What's the clip on?

Is the clip on your Instagram?

It's on Twitch.

I'll pull up Twitch.

I'll get it up on here.

Hold on.

It's under highlights.

You're gonna have to, like, fast forward through some of it because it's like a seven minute long clip, dude.

You want to watch, Watch that for seven minutes.

I'll have to take a look at that after this and I'll get straight into it.

I Got seven minutes after the show.

Marty just text me, bro.

He's like, should we do it again?

And then.

Yes, Marty, for the new girl on the stream, let's see it.

De.

All right, so it's under your what now?

If you go under my twitch, go to clips and highlights.

It should be one of the highlights.

You have to do all time, though.

I don't know how long it's been up there.

Like a couple years, I think.

Captain Snooch Knock talk shows podcast.

I'm not seeing the clip feature here.

I'll send you the link.

All right.

You're gonna send me.

How are you gonna send me the link?

Are you gonna send it through the chat?

He's got it.

I think he knows what he's doing over here.

He does.

Well, we had, we had to teach him the private chat, but it works out really well.

You had to teach me how to use audio?

We have a private chat.

Yeah.

We had to make sure MySpace was all set up for her stuff.

While we're waiting for John to get me the.

The links over here, number one, I do want to thank everybody out there that's been showing the love out there with the gifts out on Tick Tock.

I appreciate y'.

All.

For those of you right now that are watching on YouTube, Kick Rumble X and Twitch, if y' all want to go ahead and donate to the stream, there's a link in the bio for the stream elements.

Just hit on that.

Any donations goes to providing the stuff for the stream, such as our call in phone number, which, which here in a little bit, you guys are going to be able to call on the show.

It's all the donations for the stream.

Help keep that phone line up and running.

Also pays for the software that we're using right now where we are able to talk to each other.

We might be switching to a new program here in the future.

Oh, Jo.

For me to learn.

Exciting.

If you check in private chat, bro.

You'Ll see the link I see right there.

Very exciting.

Yeah, so we, we.

We absolutely have some good times.

So would you do the.

Would you do the chip again though?

Like, was it.

So it ruined you or do you think, like, if you had it ruined.

Me to the point where I can't even handle buffalo sauce anymore.

All right, like 50 bucks, you'll do it again or like we looking like a Hyundai.

So like when I originally did it, it was for 35 new gifted subs on my channel.

That's five something per sub.

So you're looking at like almost 200 bucks.

All right, who's got 200 bucks sitting around?

It will not play right now.

She live.

Are you me?

Yeah.

I'm getting an ad and everything.

Frozen.

Oh, my God.

This is.

Let me see if I can.

I'll download it.

All right.

Download it and we can do it.

We can do it another episode.

But, I mean, it was.

It was a great one.

There's another tattoo when I had John try eating a death nut.

What exactly is a death nut?

It is a spicy nut challenge.

There's a series of five.

And we gave John the final nut out of that one on.

And he lied in the fetal position for roughly a half hour in a public bathroom.

Fetal position and all.

John.

Yeah, like, I had snot.

Come on.

I was crying.

I was like.

It was bad, like.

And I hadn't eaten anything beforehand, which made it worse.

And this motherfucker is just laughing at me.

I can't lie.

I might too.

I might have, too.

If you can't, you have to roll with it.

You gotta laugh at it, right?

I can't fix your leaky ass.

He can't fix your leaky ass.

All we gonna be able to do is laugh about it.

That was it.

He had Tesco's flop out.

He absolutely did have testicles.

I think John had it.

Whatever they called there, the inverted.

Ah.

Yeah, it was horrible.

So also what it seems like is that you both have wonderful wives and stuff like that.

Did your wives instantly, like, immerse themselves into the streaming world as well, or did they look at you like, what are you doing, bro?

What are you doing?

You think you're gonna do this, or were they just automatically supportive right off the bat?

So John and I, it's two different.

Right.

John's wife will stream with them in the game.

My wife's been in a couple of my game streams because she likes playing those games.

But I'm the vocal outgoing type of person personality in my household, so I'm the one who's not shy to get on the camera and around my wife, on the other hand, she'll just sit there and call me a goofball and tell me do what I want to do.

She probably enjoys watching the.

Yeah, she doesn't.

She doesn't really partake in any of the.

The streaming.

Safer that way sometimes.

What about you, Johnny boy?

My wife loves me no matter what I do.

Well, no, but does she join in on your stream?

Are you paying attention to MySpace Queen?

Are you too busy?

This clip.

You know what?

I think I'm gonna.

I'm gonna walk out of the show right now.

I'm gonna be the first walkout.

Why?

I know.

Just maybe feel like I'd leave an imprint.

I don't know.

Why would you do that?

Now I'm upset.

Now I'm gonna have to hit on your husband even more.

I hope you're happy.

Oh, my God.

All right, now, MySpace.

You know, you asked us this question.

John gave us a really short question because his brain smoking over there because he's working on something.

What is your answer to your own question?

My husband's always been very, very supportive of it.

I think maybe the first couple live streams, he was like, what's.

What's that?

And then I came back and he was like, oh, okay.

Very quickly joined in on it.

And I like having him.

Can you open compressed files, Mark?

No.

Yes, you can.

Can I?

And I think that's fine.

I like including him as well, when.

When he is around so the chat can kind of joke with him.

I like when people jokingly flirt with him and, you know, they call you out like, I'm gonna steal your man.

It's always.

I like to have him a part of it, for sure.

All right, where you try to send me this from, John, where are you sending this to?

I'm not sure if it's going to go through private.

I see you in the chat, Mike.

But if it's an MP3, you can load the video.

You can load the video up on underneath layers, and you.

And you can add a new layer, and then you'll see where it says media files, and you can add the media file.

That way.

Sushi absolutely does share my husband with me.

We do that kind of stuff now.

But here we go.

I got some questions.

All right, y', all.

I got 50 questions.

You should not ask streamers.

50 questions.

Oh, yeah.

Well, we'll have some fun here real quick.

All right.

MySpace.

I did it.

You're welcome.

Son of a.

What did you do?

Did you upload it?

I made a new layer.

Did you make a new layer?

Where is it called?

It's at the bottom.

A 3D render of have.

No, wait, no.

Where'd it go?

It's not that, John.

It's not that.

What the.

You probably up, John.

You're screwing up, John.

I don't mean to call you a up, but you know what?

You kind of.

You ruined the show.

Oh, you're so lucky.

Here we go.

So lucky, John.

Go to the part where you die, like, a little.

Absolutely.

Specifically.

Right to the Point where he dies.

Like, a little.

Yes, right there.

All right, there we go.

Right there.

Perfect.

Go ahead and play.

Why?

It's me sticking in my mouth.

You had the gloves on and everything.

Yeah, we want.

Right there.

Oh, yeah, we did.

All right, you ready?

Oh, he looks nervous.

Oh, yeah.

I'm not even, like, smelling it.

Look how black that thing is, too.

That thing is so nasty.

It don't.

It tastes like ass.

Where'd you get those gloves?

Do you have marks laying around the house?

I got them from Mark, someone's cleaning business.

Because they're not blue.

They look suspicious.

Yeah.

So, sushi.

This is the one chip.

This is where John died doing the one chip challenge on Twitch.

He did the one chip challenge, and she was telling me about it the other day, saying it was brutal.

It was.

You can see it kicking in right about now.

Yeah, he's questioning his entire existence.

I think the stream for.

Oh, there he goes.

Hey.

Keeps having a stream froze.

Or he is questioning life.

Like a.

Why is it buffering?

I don't.

Like.

Can someone screenshot that, please, so we can put a little bubble above his head?

Like, please.

I. I jump.

I would jump.

All right, let me try restarting the.

John, can we get a screenshot of that?

Why is it buffering?

I don't know.

I don't think we're gonna be able to play it.

It's buffering out too much.

It is up.

Needless to say, he dies, like, a little.

He goes off stream.

And it was funny because myself and a few other people were hitting sound clips on him at that point, and his wife felt so bad that she freaking went ahead and freaking ended the live stream on him.

It was great.

Oh, good for her.

Like, at one point.

At one point, yeah, at one point, dude, I was sitting at my desk.

I had just puked into a trash can, and I looked at my wife, and I was like, ice cream.

Like, milk.

Please.

Mug me, milk.

And then I went.

Went into the bathroom and turned on the tub and just stuck my face under the tub with water.

Like, oh, the water makes it all over my face.

You need milk all over that face.

Like, I got capsaicin all over my face, my eyes.

Like it was bad.

I'm sorry that Mark actually.

Really?

Did you send him medical bills for that?

No.

Hell, no.

I didn't even go to the doctor.

I just laid on my couch for three days in agonizing pain, hoping I'd die.

He did you a favor, Mark.

Work.

He did.

I'll hook you up with My lawyer's number when we're done here, John.

Okay, that's a Canadian lawyer, so that's a good thing then.

Don't you talk about anything Canadian here?

Yeah, John, why don't you ask her a Canadian question, maybe one that related to Flip, to see if MySpace has a different answer.

Oh, hey, does your plastic money really smell like maple syrup?

Oh, I saw you ask that.

And I would quickly get up and go sniff it if I had any, but no, it does not.

That bullfango13 said I'll pitch in to watch him suffer.

But fun fact, our money does crinkle up in the dryer.

If you leave it in a back pocket, it's like it's plastic.

Plastic, right.

Yeah.

You don't put that in the dryer and what you.

Is it true?

Is it true, you guys, Your milk comes in bags?

It sure does.

Shut the up.

You got back milk right now.

Serious?

I do not have a bag of milk right now.

I am a carton girl.

Husband needs to go to the store, get some bag milk.

Let's see it.

Dude, I would drink on that bag like a nipple.

I think that's why they need it.

Take a little.

Stick a little hole in it, and yeah, just go.

Bring me back to the good old days.

I don't think it had anything to do with Canada.

I think there's just a lot of motherless men in Canada.

And they said, you know what?

This is the best we can do for you is a bag bagged milk.

That's what we'll do for you.

What did I just walk.

Jamie, we're just over here talking, man.

Listen, our podcast is.

Is.

Is rarely ever scripted.

We have an intro that's scripted, but otherwise everything else is off.

Like the.

The.

The.

Off the domes and just having a little fun conversation here.

I said I was sorry.

That's my Jamie in the chat.

Welcome, Jamie.

And thank you.

Sorry, sorry.

In fact, we're gonna expectations.

We're gonna let John ask.

Ask MySpace another question real quick while I go deal with a child that won't go to bed.

What the question am I supposed to ask?

Dude, wait, No, I got it.

Get creative.

I got it, I got it.

Okay, let's talk a bunch of about him while he's gone.

I already planned on it.

Me too.

Me too.

All right, so first, you can't hear.

You can't hear.

Bye, Mark.

This is our show now.

Yeah.

Let's rename it.

Welcome to The John and MySpace Show.

Guys, if you just got here, we are talking about the fact that John here has been mislabeled many of times throughout this live because he is a game sexual misgendered.

I'm just gendered, dude.

I'm angry about it.

Tell us why you're angry.

Tell us why you're angry, John.

And it.

Does it feel personal to your soul?

Honestly?

Honestly, I think it was last week I was honestly questioning whether or not I wanted to still be on the podcast.

Well, Mark said that to you too.

He offered that?

Yeah.

Yeah, dude, he offered that to me.

Like, you just got on here and he's offering you all the.

He offered me from the get go.

He did say he was paying me for this.

It's about 450.

I don't know what he's paying you, but I did get.

Yeah, I don't get paid.

No, but like I.

He's made more money on this show than I have.

He's made more money.

We're close to like 400 bucks made so far.

But anyway, so, so like no, last week, dead ass.

Like, I messaged Mark and I was like, dude, I honestly, I, I'm.

I'm ready to like, just call it quits.

Like, I don't want to do it anymore because there's people that I know and I respect and they can say, you know, whatever they want to me.

Like Mark, I don't give a what he says to me.

But then there's the viewers who just on me all the time and tell me to shut up and this and that.

And like, does that affect you?

It does.

Like, I don't want to listen to that.

Like, I'm here.

Why does it affect you?

Why do the strangers get to the inside of your heart?

I like this inside of my heart counseling right here.

It just, it bothers me because, like, you don't know me.

You don't know that this is an online personality for me.

You don't know the real, the real John, the real snoop, whatever you want to call me.

Like, is it more hurtful towards you personally or do you feel like it.

It's more personal to like your audience?

Do you feel like putting things out about you or trolls coming in like you.

Are you more worried about your audience reputation or is it like just you want to be the best you can.

Can be?

I want to be the best that I can be.

And when people tell me to shut up or, or whatever, like they're being rude to me or whatever, like, it really off puts me on the whole wanting to be here and give you the entertainment that you're looking for and stuff like that.

You know what I mean?

And at the end of the day, like, I don't have to do this.

I really don't.

Like, I only do it because Mark asked me to, and then he demanded that I do it because I'm his slave, apparently.

Can you do me a favor?

And for the chat, can you blink twice if you.

You are safe here.

Sorry, Sushi.

Yeah, they can't hear it neither.

They can't hear it on their end.

I'm playing it.

They don't even know what we're playing.

Oh, really?

Oh, wow.

So Sushi, all them, all those people, they got no idea.

You're going to have to watch afterwards, friends.

You're going to have to watch.

No, no.

Sushi and all them heard it.

You guys weren't hearing it?

No, I didn't hear none of it.

We were playing an emotional background music.

Wait, is she psychoanalyzing John?

No, but like, like, honestly, dude, at the end of the day, like, when I get done with the podcast, like, or streaming or in general, like, I. I try to leave it all there, but sometimes it just gets to me.

Like, you know, I'm a pretty good dude.

Like, you can ask Mark.

Like, I've done a lot of good for people in my life, and there you are.

I get on a lot of, like, a lot of the time by said people or other people, and it's disheartening because it makes me feel like my services or.

Or my attempt to be helpful or whether I help them or not is used against me.

You know what I mean?

Do a lot of your trolls.

You're on Tick Tock, Are you.

Are you also on Tick Tock?

Yeah, I'm also on Tick Tock.

So a lot of your trolls, do you find they are people, you know, people that you've already had beefs with, or is it like.

Like, probably a majority of children?

So, I mean, I'm sure some of them are childlike in their personality.

Some of them, I. I know who they are, but, like, I don't know them know them.

You know what I mean?

Like, I've met them like, once or twice.

Mark, I swear to God, I'm gonna slap.

I know that Mark feeds off his trolls.

I do see that he is.

He'll use a.

The troll, use it for entertainment.

He'll manage to bring it into the show somehow.

And I don't know why.

I'm the same way.

I definitely get.

I used to be like that.

Yeah.

And like when I took the break and everything and I came back, like, that just bothered me.

Like, I used to keep track of my viewers, like how my view count, and now I don't because it was very detrimental to how I was streaming.

I would be disheartened when I would see that I would have two viewers when I used to have over a hundred.

And then it was like, well, I must be doing something wrong.

And I would just keep switching games and working on my personality and stuff like that.

And now I have this personality for this podcast, this talk show, whatever you want to call it, where, like I said, you know.

Yeah, you know, and I think that some people take that to heart and use it against me because they think that they're gonna hurt me, but at the end of the day, they do kind of hurt me a little bit.

Like Mark will tell you, we've had some serious conversations about.

About it.

Like, people think I'm this type of.

Yeah.

You know, that I'm just energy.

If Mark's pulling in, I'm pulling in.

Johnny boy, you know?

We love you, John.

Thanks for sharing that with me, actually, because it's hard to admit.

I gotta admit, you did get a little soft on us, but we'll get you out of the softiness.

Absolutely.

I am the office.

You know, John, it's like you and I kind of, like, altered over here.

We gotta figure out how to flip it back.

Well, not flip it back, but level it out.

We gotta have you on the same mentality.

But, you know, it's funny.

I just spent $400 upgrading my audio equipment for the podcast.

You know what I mean?

And.

Right.

I'm willing to walk away from all of it.

I don't give a. Yeah, no, you're not gonna do that.

Oh, I'm the only one walking out tonight.

I don't own you.

But you know what?

Your friend, that'll drag you through the mud, and you come right through here.

Next.

Next week, you're gonna see me in his little office there, chained to the wall.

Yep, I will, you know, John, John, wait.

John, wait.

I. I'll tape you to the wall.

Hold on, I got this.

Oh.

Okay, John.

I've got another microphone.

John.

I'll set you up if I have to.

I'll hog tie you to the floor.

We'll just play the microphone and you could talk into that mic.

We're golden.

We're golden.

I gotta set up the other microphone and headset for when we do the.

Oh, when our wives can.

Yeah, the pregnancy things.

Yeah, that's gonna be a horrible.

The hubby is home now.

Yes, he is home.

Where is he?

I want to see the sexy man.

Cake can't come on camera because while you guys were texting and going on about that, he got in a little accident on the way home.

I'm on his bike, so he's in trouble after stream.

Babe, are you okay?

Okay?

He might need stitches, unfortunately.

Babe, are you okay?

Talk to me.

Did you get.

Did he get jumped?

Yeah, come.

Come in.

Hey, babe, come here.

Come to me.

Nice chat.

Mark just got up.

Come here, babe.

He just.

Oh.

Oh, you're so.

Oh, damn.

Wow.

Let me kiss your boo boos.

You're so hot.

I'm beginning to think this wasn't a bike accident.

I'm thinking.

What happened?

Finally just broke out of the bath.

Our podcast.

I mean, I think MySpace literally whooped his ass.

Wait, hold on, wait.

MySpace is an abuser.

I think I told you quiet during your stream.

Wait, hold on, wait.

Don't you dare talk to my man like that.

You better keep your hands off my man.

The are you gonna do about it?

But you see this 120 pound Canadian ready to throw down?

I'm 247 pounds.

I lied.

My weight either.

I'm 150.

You up?

I'm 6.

1.

Okay, okay.

I take bigger shits than you in the.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Are y' all comparing the size of your now?

No, we're not going there, sir.

Are we comparing your sizes?

What comes out of your right now?

This could be an interesting theory.

You ever seen that south park episode with she drops logs?

Who?

She says, why do boys take so long to poop?

Honestly, I'm gonna be honest with you.

You want the secret?

I'll tell you the secret.

Yeah, is there a secret or is it just weird?

No, it's a secret.

Well, it's.

Because on top of while you're dropping a log, sometimes you gotta milk the cow too.

So it takes a little extra real.

No.

Oh, the chat says their money's on my.

On my face.

So, like.

Listen, it's not.

It's not.

I mean, there's.

I'm sure.

Okay.

I'm sure there's some weird out there that milk the cow when they're taking a.

But like, way to call marked out like that.

For me personally.

For me personally.

Okay, it's.

It's more of I'll get sucked into a rabbit hole on TikTok and I'll forget what I'm doing and you just.

Stop pushing I mean, literally stop pushing.

There were those few times during basic when you had to milk the cow and the toll.

It was the only place I'm just.

You get lonely.

And basic.

Take our phones.

There was.

Listen, speaking of basic.

Speaking of basic, let me give you some insight to.

To basic training in the Navy.

Okay.

Okay.

First of all, I don't know how it is with the other branches, but in the Navy, there are five.

There are no stall doors.

Everything we got stall doors.

Thank God.

Yeah, we don't have that.

And then when you're taking the shower, you're shot with, like, 80 other dudes dick swinging.

Like, that's facts.

Did I ever tell you this?

I mean, sometimes it feels like it.

Yeah.

Sometimes y'.

All.

You.

Sometimes you'll have a sword fight.

I'm joining the Navy.

Just said Navy.

Case closed.

Yo.

Sushi.

That's up.

That you were saying that.

That's very disrespectful.

I appreciate that.

Anyway, thank you so much.

Anyway, so coming from an army guy who.

Actually, one of my.

One of my new customers at work is an army guy, and we shooting each other about our military branches the whole time.

I want to get them on the podcast.

It'll be hilarious.

We'll have to get him on the show.

Yeah, Next time I see him, I'll get his number and we'll set it up.

But, like, anyway, so did I ever tell you about Burger?

No.

Oh, dude.

So there's a guy in basic training named Burger, and if he's watching this dude, you're nasty.

He would take.

He would take.

He would take.

Right?

He would take what we call a Burger shower.

He would walk in one side because it was a big open area, several showers, pickets in the middle and everything.

One door on one side, one door on the other side.

He would walk in one side, walk through the water with his towel on his shoulder.

Mind you, that's important.

And he would walk out the other side just going through water.

He wouldn't wash up, wouldn't shampoo.

Like, nothing.

And there was one day our drill sergeant was going through, like, doing locker checks and, you know, Foot lockers.

Mark, like, the big.

Yeah, yeah.

So he opened up Burgers, bro.

And he was going through it, and we've all were always wondering the whole time, like, where does he put his laundry?

Like, we never see him get clean laundry.

All his dirty skibbies, bro.

Like, I'm talking cinnamon.

Were in this Foot Locker.

And, like, I have never seen.

And let me preface this with our drill sergeant was a 4 foot 5 black man that was bald.

And I have never seen veins pop out on someone's head.

Like the top of his head, his face, his neck.

Like he looked like an angry penis.

Oh, very angry.

And he's like a big one.

He was like, burger, you nasty.

And just starts trashing the dorm and everything.

He put a chair through the like, CEO office and everything.

Like, I was like, oh, my God, bro.

My story about a private nerd basics.

Not almost like that, but not as good as that one.

Ours was.

We had a private that would not shower at all.

And we all bitched about how bad he smelled.

Who were your parents, sir?

So they pulled him into the hallway.

When we're all in formation, the hallway first s comes out and asked him why the is he not showering.

This is two weeks in.

And he literally told the first sergeant he was.

He was.

He's afraid to get a hard on while he was in the shower with a bunch of men.

And you got to remember, I.

When I went in, it was during the don't ask, don't tell.

Yeah.

So as soon as he said that, dude, they grabbed him, brought him into the office.

We never saw him again.

You don't know what don't ask, don't tell us.

I am not a part of military.

Okay.

No, shut up, Mark.

Okay, first of all.

Oh, my.

My grandma.

Yeah, shut up, Mark.

So my grandma told me it's very rude to ask this question, but if you don't mind me asking my space.

How old are you?

I'm 35.

You're 35 or don't tell.

You should know what it is.

So don't ask, don't tell is, Mark.

If you're flamboyant and you root for the same team, you do not mention it whatsoever within the military, because if you do, it is an automatic discharge.

I can't breathe.

Oh, my God.

I can't breathe.

Oh, and stuff now.

Oh, my God.

Wait, both, both, both.

Listen, when we open the phone lines, dog, you gotta call in and tell me this story.

I gotta hear about the gargoyling, bro, you gotta tell me this.

I don't even care.

You can't go nowhere.

That or what about.

What about the smoking?

Like, the way we used to smoke our cigarettes in basic was we would go to the laundry room, put the dryer in the last setting.

We'd have one private stand at the doorway to keep an eye out for the drill Serge.

And we'd smoke our cigarettes into the dryer.

So we'd Blow the smoke in and go right out the dryer.

And then if you hear.

At ease.

We dropped a cigarette down the drain and then stand up.

So, like, we didn't do it.

And you thought you were masking the smell, though you probably weren't masking the smell.

No.

So, like, we didn't.

We didn't do our own laundry when I was in basic.

It got sent out and then brought.

Back, but, like, Navy.

Lazy ass son of a.

Navy.

Oh, you're at work.

Nah, fuck that.

You're taking a break.

Son, I promise you that I need to hear this story.

My night will not be complete until I.

We're gonna need to take some phone calls at some point, and it seems as though John's not gonna relax until we get that phone call.

Sir.

Anyway.

Anyway, if we can make that happen, I'd be the happiest little girl in the room.

But no.

So, like, we didn't do our laundry, but, like, we did a lot of stupid, in my opinion.

Like, we had to clean the floor in the dorm.

Like the.

You know, the.

The lonely and whatever the it is.

You played rodeo?

No, we had to clean that with toothbrushes.

Had to clean the shiny works underneath the sink and everything with toothbrushes and, you know, clean.

And then the people you don't like, would you give them those toothbrushes?

No.

No.

Although, speaking of people we don't like, there was a guy in basic named Stargal.

Dude, he got set back four weeks, a whole month, because he teabagged some dude who fell asleep in the shower, like, naked teabag.

Like, dropped his nuts right on his chin.

It was hilarious.

Hilarious.

But as a man, is that.

Do you feel satisfied after doing that?

Oh, I didn't do it.

It wasn't me.

No, no.

I'm just.

I'm just curious.

I. I've never teabagged.

Fun to watch.

But, like, after you just dropped your ball sack on another man, are you feeling very confident in yourself at that point?

Are you like, yeah, I did it.

Yeah, I did it, bro.

It was.

Worst MRE I've ever eaten is a omelet.

That is the most disgusting MRE ever in my lifetime.

Mark, have you ever crashed out live?

Have you ever had a slight crash out?

Or can you name a time where, you know, live streaming.

You thought you were done with it.

Like, you thought you were just gonna step away.

Did you ever have any of those moments?

Nope.

No.

You're just pro.

John's over there saying he has let's go with Johnny Story.

No, I. I've never had a crash out.

Yeah, me either.

You're gonna want to have your sense right button.

Pretty ready.

Yeah, I've never had any of those crush outs either.

I'm pretty.

So I will try to take five or so minutes from work to tell us.

Oh, dude, can you kind of like, give me a, like, little quick hand raise?

Right.

I'm about ready to start.

All right, so when I start doing what I did, I'll give you the hint.

I'll give you the hand raise.

Okay.

So I was streaming Call of Duty, and I was stuck in cheater lobbies, dude.

And my chat was just egging it on.

Egging it on.

Like you ever heard Phase Jeff go off about that big brolic black dude Requis, and now he's skull him with a birthday napkin after getting flashed.

Anyway, I'm sure.

I'm sure Chad has.

So anyway, it was a situation like that where I tweaked the out.

I grabbed my microphone.

You're gonna want to start muting now.

Okay.

I was like, you stupid Pablo Escobar.

I swear to God, dude, I'm gonna come up over here and I'm gonna skull you dry after doing six lines of cocaine and banging your wife on a taco Tuesday, you cheap Mexican son.

Of a. Oh, talk dirty to the chat.

I think they're liking it.

Sushi.

Sit down.

I know.

That got exciting.

So I used to regularly crash out like that, and people would.

People would show up to stream for.

That because drama equals views.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, like, I would lose my voice after stream, or I'd be, like, coughing up blood because I'd be bursting blood vessels in my neck and everything.

And people like that.

I don't know why.

Well, it's kind of like Tik Tok.

I mean, there's so much drama on Tik Tok.

Like, cr.

What?

I don't.

What are you talking about?

You got.

And then there's a lot of fake drama, too.

Like, you'll have the.

People like.

That'll do the Kamala Harris and Cala Harris and.

And Donald Trump, and they'll be battling each other.

You mean the.

The riding for Biden and.

And then.

And then.

Yes, let's talk about the drama.

Caitlyn.

I know there's been some new drama between MySpace queen and another content creator, because when I mentioned their name, MySpace said, oh, please don't bring them in a box.

Oh, I did.

I did say.

Yeah, you did.

You did.

I just meant in that moment.

Wait.

Great.

Who is It.

Oh, I don't name drop.

We won't name drop.

But we'll just say it's always a good cat fight.

Let me know the next time it happens.

I must be there and support my space.

Let me go off.

I'm a very independent woman who can stick up for myself.

And they always say one thing, guys.

And always remember this, the loudest woman in the room.

Room always tends to be the craziest.

So stay calm.

Always.

Are you assuming my gender?

I assumed that maybe earlier you didn't have sexual relationships with your devices, but here we are, John.

Here we are.

Almost definitely bullfingo.

Most definitely, my man.

So shoot us an email.

Actually, all they gotta do is go to the website.

There's a link on the website where they can apply to be on the show.

All they got to do is fill out the form request to be on the show.

Yeah, all you guys got to do is go to chaos cadre.com.

so that's where you can buy the merchandise, y'.

All.

We do have merchandise.

No one's bought any merchandise.

I'm very upset.

We have not sold any damn merchandise yet.

Buy my game sexual.

Yes, Buy the game sexual.

Go to chaos cadre.com, y'.

All.

Represent Snoochie.

A little commercial break, per se.

Hit out of the chaos cadre.com.

you can click on be a guest over there and you can actually fill out the form to be a guest.

You can also buy some pretty cool merchandise that we have out there.

You can watch all of our previous episodes right on the website as well.

There's also a link in there where you can have a one on one meet with John S. And a hotel, Motel 8, where you'll get that.

Well, you'll get him for 24 hours.

It's cheap too.

We're running a sale on that right now for only $150.

And you can do whatever you want to them.

It's amazing.

Just don't tell his wife.

You're gonna have to clear that with the old lady.

Old lady?

I have nothing part of that.

She's very protective of me.

And you know this mark.

I know.

I'm waiting till she hears that.

And she's gonna.

I hope she calls you up before she finishes listening to it.

No part in selling off your husband.

In fact, I hope that he continues to be a great husband to you.

I do my very best for my life.

No sushi mad fact.

There is no continent.

Up.

You guys will actually have to buy him breakfast.

That's one of The.

The stipulations.

You'll have to buy him breakfast, so you'll have to pay for it.

And I. I tell you, he eats a lot, so it's going to be a very pricey.

I don't eat a lot, bro.

Sushi.

I will contribute to that price.

I eat once a day.

And it said.

We're already getting a phone call and I haven't put on the phone yet.

John's wife.

John, look what you did.

I'm pretty sure this is your fault.

It's not my fault.

I swear to God.

It's not my way.

Call her.

You're on the show.

I'm just checking to make sure it's working.

It's absolutely working, sir.

We have.

I'm about to turn on the phone lines, actually.

I can hear us talking.

I. I can hear us talking in the background.

You watching us on the tv?

It's muted.

Okay.

Phenomenal.

What's up, Marty?

Welcome.

Whatever hotel room you want to get, Daddy.

Whatever hotel room you want to get, I'll show up.

I'd make it, but you.

But you gotta promise to oil up my back and rub me down like a dirty little hoe.

I can do that.

I'm a massage therapist.

Oh, dreams are made every day, buddy.

Dreams are made every day.

Now, is this Marty on the line?

Is that his name?

This is Marty.

This is Marty.

Yeah, Marty, don't forget to bring the.

The baby stuff.

You know, the baby oil and the Diddy stuff.

I have a feeling he.

He might not need much of it.

I'm getting feelings like he might need a little.

I could be wrong.

Maybe I'm going a little bit too hard on John here.

Let's go in on Mark a little bit more here.

Mark, you listen.

Do you think Hard on John?

She did say hard.

Yeah, you were going a little hard on John.

I was.

I was getting hard for John.

I'm sorry.

The same.

Someone else.

Put the call.

Screen up.

I got you, Marty.

Marty, you ready for people to call into our show?

Are you?

We need Bull Fagel to call him.

Yes, we got.

We got.

We got it up, Marty.

All right, Marty.

Well, I'll have to let you go so the people can call in.

Bull.

Call me Daddy.

Yeah.

Goodbye.

Bye.

Bye.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, phone lines are open up.

Feel free to call on the show.

If I remember, you'll hear a recording.

It's not a voicemail.

It gives you a 404 error when you click to be a guest.

Yo, Bo.

Call in.

We'll fix it Right now.

Fix it in this moment.

I'll actually.

I'll fix it in this moment.

You must be blocked on it.

We're blocked from his company website.

We must be that chaotic, huh?

I guess.

Go to chaos cadre.com and go to apply.

That's what I'm doing right now.

Tell me what's happening.