Prepare for an unrelenting barrage of audacity and chaos in Chaos Cadre Episode 8, airing live tonight, May 12, 2025, at 9:45 PM EST. This episode promises to be a tumultuous affair as we witness Mark G, John S, and Terry (Raider) endure merciless roasts, with Terry’s self-proclaimed “Game Sexual” ego set ablaze in a most figurative sense. We shall delve into the grotesque and bizarre, tackling sensational news stories that include a man attacking a dog and a police officer in a gas station restroom, an axe decapitation incident, and the harrowing discovery of dismembered remains in a suitcase. Additionally, we invite our viewers to engage with twisted inquiries, such as whether one would prefer to lick a toilet seat or allow John S to rub his vape-laden hands on their face. Join us at http://chaoscadre.com, connect through our social media, or follow my Linktree at https://linktr.ee/themarkgshow. This is an episode you dare not miss—embrace the chaos, if you dare.
Prepare yourselves for an audacious and unapologetic exploration of the bizarre and grotesque on Chaos Cadre Episode 8, airing live tonight at 9:45 PM EST. The trio of Mark G, John S, and Terry (Raider) will undergo a relentless barrage of comedic roasts, with no topic too taboo or too inappropriate to escape their critical tongues. This episode promises not only to ignite laughter but also to delve into the depths of humanity’s most shocking headlines—from an individual engaging in dog-biting antics to a gruesome axe decapitation, and even the discovery of a dismembered body within a suitcase. As the chaos unfolds, listeners will have the chance to participate through call-ins, presenting their twisted queries and dares, ensuring that the evening brims with mayhem and unpredictability. Join us for an evening of unfiltered commentary and dark humor, where we embrace the chaos and confront the absurdity of the world around us.
Takeaways:
- In this episode, we delve into bizarre news stories, examining absurd cases that defy logic and reveal the chaotic nature of society.
- The hosts engage in relentless roasts, showcasing their comedic rapport while tackling serious topics with a distinct lack of decorum.
- Viewers are invited to participate through call-ins, posing outrageous questions that challenge the hosts’ boundaries of decency and humor.
- A recurring theme is the exploration of personal discomfort, particularly through the use of itching powder, humorously highlighting the absurdity of their challenges.
- The episode features a satirical song about the repercussions of using itching powder, solidifying the show’s unique blend of humor and crassness.
- The hosts reflect on their experiences and the unpredictability of live podcasting, emphasizing the chaotic and entertaining essence of the show.
Companies mentioned in this episode:
- Amazon
Transcript
Hi, my name is John S.
Speaker A:And I'm a game sexual.
Speaker B:One's a grunt, one's a squid, talking.
Speaker C:Trash like a couple of kids.
Speaker B:No script, no plan, just running their mouths.
Speaker C:If you don't like chaos, better tap out.
Speaker C:We got special jokes, worst taste, eating like trash, saying what we think.
Speaker C:No filter, no clue, no rules, no shame.
Speaker B:If it don't make sense, who's to blame?
Speaker B:Not us.
Speaker B:So grab a beer, sit back, don't stress.
Speaker C:It's just two dumb vets making a mess.
Speaker B:How bad was that?
Speaker B:When I backed out and then like.
Speaker A:Oh, I mean fair.
Speaker A:We don't have control over anything if you back up.
Speaker D:Yeah, you have no.
Speaker B:John, John, I gotta get you producer status in here, so you get with the ups.
Speaker B:Oh my God.
Speaker B:We need, we need like somebody that we could just have to be a backstage producer because that was just horrible.
Speaker A:Anyone that could do it.
Speaker B:I, I don't.
Speaker B:We gotta find something.
Speaker B:All they gotta do is click a few buttons here and there, we start the show, man.
Speaker B:That's all they gotta do.
Speaker B:Maybe pop up the chat.
Speaker A:You're an idiot.
Speaker B:All right, listen, John, shut the up.
Speaker B:We're all gonna be idiots momentarily.
Speaker B:All right y' all, welcome to chaos.
Speaker B:Godreal.
Speaker B:This is episode eight.
Speaker B:It's May 12th, baby.
Speaker B:I'm RG, a 40 year, 40 year old hot sauce guzzling ex army mess who's got five kids running wild like they're auditioning for a second amendment nut who'd rather fish than admit my twitch streams got less juice than a dead carp on a live stream.
Speaker B:I'm screaming at sims like a drill sergeant who's three beers deepen at a midlife crisis convention.
Speaker B:But I'm such a washed up has been.
Speaker B:I lose a roast battle to my own tackle box.
Speaker B:My life's a bigger disaster than a bait shop after hurricane and I'm the sad SAP drowning in a kiddie pool of failure.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm a gutless chump.
Speaker B:But don't forget about John S, y' all, my co host.
Speaker B:He's a 42 year old pickle obsessed navy vet who's whining so much he'd make a toddler sound like a motivational speaker.
Speaker B:The trampoline arcade clown looks like he's been crying into a vape cloud since the Carter administration.
Speaker B:He's begging for a cream like a broke dairy cow at a vegan convention.
Speaker B:He wants Terry's cream Chugging expired ranch in his fridge dares like a sad sticky circus act at a midlife meltdown.
Speaker B:And his dreams are so pathetic.
Speaker B:You get a kick out of a bounce house for bringing the vibe down.
Speaker B:Oh, Johnny boy, he's gonna be itching like, a little too real quick here.
Speaker A:When did I become 42?
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker D:That's what I was about to know.
Speaker B:Shut up.
Speaker B:I forgot his age.
Speaker A:Shut up, bro.
Speaker D:Damn.
Speaker B:Dare y' all.
Speaker B:Mr.
Speaker B:Raider, what are you, 40 years old?
Speaker D:I don't look that old.
Speaker B:I say you look a little like you're 60.
Speaker B:These roast.
Speaker B:I'm done with these damn.
Speaker B:Roast them tonight.
Speaker B:I so up because I forgot yalls ages this.
Speaker B:I quit.
Speaker B:I'm done.
Speaker B:I'm walking off the show, y' all.
Speaker B:It's all together tonight.
Speaker B:Oh, folks, we get viewers out of it.
Speaker B:I forgot their ages and yeah, I just it all up.
Speaker B:This is.
Speaker A:Listen, guys, this is a ongoing problem with Mark.
Speaker A:I think that he needs to go into an intervention program.
Speaker B:Well, you know what it is?
Speaker B:You know what it is.
Speaker B:Hey, listen, all reality, it's myself, gentlemen.
Speaker B:I turned, what, 45 in what, two weeks?
Speaker B:And 45 in two weeks.
Speaker B:I'm almost 50.
Speaker B:I'm getting old, guys, okay?
Speaker B:Leave me alone.
Speaker B:I'm.
Speaker B:I'm getting that dimension.
Speaker B:No, I'm forgetting, like I said, I bought my wife, literally, a Christmas gift that's got our kids names and birth dates on it because I can't remember birthday.
Speaker B:So when the dog's like, what's your kid's birthday?
Speaker B:I'm like, hold on, let me go ask the wife.
Speaker B:I just go in the living room and look at the freaking chart.
Speaker B:I'm like, oh, that's their date of birth.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:That's how I remember this now.
Speaker B:Okay, I appreciate that, Jessica.
Speaker B:Thank you so much.
Speaker B:All right, y' all, so listen, last week was it.
Speaker B:No, not yet.
Speaker B:Last week we were talking about different dares.
Speaker B:Y' all could do different things.
Speaker B:You can order on our Amazon wish list, which you can find in the link tree link in the description.
Speaker B:Different things you could buy for us to torture us.
Speaker B:There was a hundred dollar donation sent to John via Cash app last week for itching powder.
Speaker B:Go ahead, Terry.
Speaker B:Show you itching powder.
Speaker B:I know how excited you are.
Speaker B:And with this is.
Speaker B:We have to rock Joe with itching powder down the front of our pants.
Speaker B:This ain't happening at the end of the show.
Speaker B:This is happening at the beginning of the show.
Speaker B:I don't know how long this is gonna last.
Speaker B:I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker B:I don't know how long this is gonna last.
Speaker B:Tonight, Terry is having a major meltdown because he is a control freak.
Speaker B:And I felt bad for anybody who's under rank of him in the navy, those poor saps, because he's got this control freakness to him that I've heard from John and a few other people say, oh, Terry's handle this.
Speaker B:Well, so with all that being said, we're gonna start off with some last words.
Speaker B:What?
Speaker B:Wait, what do you got?
Speaker A:John, just want to point out this is not my fault.
Speaker A:And someone giving me an utmost amount of about it is really grinding my goddamn gears.
Speaker A:Bro.
Speaker B:Chat.
Speaker B:Before we get started, we will have some last words being spoken to everybody on the board here.
Speaker B:My last words is John person all this.
Speaker B:And Terry, I'm actually.
Speaker B:Brother, listen, I'm looking forward to this for you since I heard you're such a control freak knowing that you have no control over this podcast.
Speaker B:To me, this kind of makes me all tickled pink inside to watch what your reaction with all this.
Speaker B:So I'm loving it.
Speaker B:You know that McDonald's, right?
Speaker B:I'm loving it.
Speaker B:But we're gonna get some last words out of the way.
Speaker B:So we're gonna start with John.
Speaker B:John, what you got for me, my man?
Speaker A:Hey, Mark, you buddy.
Speaker A:Because we both know, actually all three of us know this isn't my fault.
Speaker A:And Terry, for you sweet, sweet words is nothing.
Speaker A:Shut the up.
Speaker A:I love you, bro.
Speaker A:Just know this isn't my fault.
Speaker A:It's that little.
Speaker A:That little.
Speaker B:Where?
Speaker B:Where?
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, that one right there.
Speaker B:That one right there.
Speaker B:That one?
Speaker B:No, that one right there.
Speaker B:Terry.
Speaker B:Mr.
Speaker B:Control Freak, what are your last words, my man?
Speaker D:Mark Hate you.
Speaker B:Listen, Terry, let me just.
Speaker B:Look at me.
Speaker B:It's all.
Speaker B:It's all love, baby.
Speaker B:It's all love.
Speaker B:It's all love.
Speaker D:Nothing.
Speaker B:Daddy, Daddy, Daddy's got.
Speaker B:Daddy's gonna make you itch worse.
Speaker B:More than a lizard lot on a Sunday night.
Speaker D:Lizard lot?
Speaker B:You mean lot lizard lot lizard.
Speaker B:Yeah, I know.
Speaker B:Listen, I'm old.
Speaker A:The age is getting to them.
Speaker B:Look, hey, if y' all hate the ads on Twitch, hit that sub.
Speaker D:That age is definitely, definitely getting the best.
Speaker B:It is, it is, it is.
Speaker B:I'm just.
Speaker B:I'm kind of tickled right now because it's gonna be a great show.
Speaker D:And at first, John, I was like.
Speaker D:Because you weren't here yet.
Speaker D:I was like, if he doesn't show up, I'm gonna lose my.
Speaker A:Oh, I can fix that.
Speaker B:Hey, Terry.
Speaker B:It's all about timing and being on the podcast with these two.
Speaker B:Oh, dude.
Speaker A:Malfunction.
Speaker A:Technical problems.
Speaker A:I don't know what happened.
Speaker B:Just a technical issue, right?
Speaker D:You've been streaming longer than any here.
Speaker D:You should know how to fix all these problems.
Speaker D:No, no, no chance.
Speaker D:No shot.
Speaker B:Yeah, John, you've been streaming a hell of a lot more than me.
Speaker B:Longer than me, my man.
Speaker A:Yeah, I guess I'm going on, like, year six or something.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm only, like, on year three.
Speaker D:I'm on year.
Speaker D:I'm on year three, too.
Speaker B:You're on year three as well?
Speaker B:Let's go, Terry.
Speaker A:It's all about timing and being on the podcast with those two that love Misery.
Speaker D:Yeah, I'm finding that out.
Speaker A:Hey, Jessica, you're rooting for Mark?
Speaker A:Well, I feel bad for you because I know things about Mark that will make your toes curl.
Speaker A:If you watched last week's episode or listened to it, you'd know that he's a sadistic bastard who likes to hurt his friends and almost kill them twice.
Speaker B:I, I.
Speaker B:That wasn't my fault.
Speaker B:Both of our fault.
Speaker B:That was a mutual engagement between you and I each.
Speaker A:It went too hard.
Speaker B:How did.
Speaker B:I did not go too hard.
Speaker A:You totally did.
Speaker B:It was a friendly backyard wrestle.
Speaker B:And let's just say we decided to play WWE style and you smashed your head.
Speaker B:WWE is fake.
Speaker B:Well, it was real in backyard that day.
Speaker A:Oh, man, that's my favorite about Mark.
Speaker A:I'm his biggest fan on Tik Tok.
Speaker A:Oh, get all these ladies off.
Speaker A:Marinara sauce, huh?
Speaker B:Well, John, you know the ladies want your toe and mayonnaise, so come on.
Speaker A:Now, I still haven't set that up.
Speaker A:I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker A:I've been really busy at work.
Speaker B:You got to set it up, man.
Speaker B:Listen, like I said, I'm waiting on you.
Speaker B:I've already.
Speaker B:They're sending me emails, like when you got to finish this setup, because I've already gotten verified.
Speaker B:But I'm waiting on you to do this whole feet finder.
Speaker B:Bro, once you get it set up, I'm gonna start posting feet pics.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker A:Let me.
Speaker A:Let me give you some insight to my week, okay?
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:Tell me how to manage.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker B:Gentlemen.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:Gentlemen, stand up so they can see your crotches.
Speaker B:Just don't show the whole sausages on there.
Speaker D:I hate you so much.
Speaker B:All right, gentlemen.
Speaker B:And up.
Speaker A:Oh, nope.
Speaker A:No, no, no, no.
Speaker D:I hate you so much.
Speaker D:I hate you so much already before even starts.
Speaker B:Dude.
Speaker A:Like the instant itch.
Speaker D:Yep.
Speaker B:John, what are you talking about again?
Speaker B:My eyes are watering.
Speaker B:But let's go.
Speaker A:No, we were talking my work week.
Speaker B:Tell us about your work week, John.
Speaker B:Tell us about your work.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker A:So I.
Speaker A:I had a manager quit at work and pick up all the slack.
Speaker A:That's why you can pay off until today.
Speaker B:It's like little.
Speaker B:Like.
Speaker B:Have you ever had.
Speaker B:What do you want to call it?
Speaker B:The.
Speaker B:The stuff that's in the ceiling there?
Speaker B:No, not asbestos.
Speaker B:No, no, no.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker D:Oh, you're talking.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker A:The fiberglass insulation.
Speaker B:Yes, the insulation.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:It's kind of like that, ain't it?
Speaker B:Just on your.
Speaker B:On your.
Speaker B:On your sausage.
Speaker D:Yep.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:So it's gonna be a phenomenal show.
Speaker B:So, John, tell us about yours.
Speaker B:Manager quit.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:What else happened there?
Speaker A:John quit.
Speaker A:I had to pick up the slack.
Speaker A:Today's my first day off.
Speaker A:I pulled a double yesterday.
Speaker A:12 and a half hours.
Speaker B:Oh, man, John, you're so red right now, brother.
Speaker A:It's itchy as.
Speaker A:Dude, I feel like I just stepped into a fire ant nest.
Speaker D:I hate all of this so much.
Speaker A:John, the pilot will get rid of your crabs.
Speaker B:Oh, Terry, Terry, maybe the ladies will like this.
Speaker B:Maybe it'll get you a little shrunken down there.
Speaker B:After the stitching, you'll scratch off some inches.
Speaker A:Inch and a half long.
Speaker A:17 jillion inch.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:So, Terry, how was your week?
Speaker B:My man?
Speaker B:How's your week?
Speaker D:My week's a little hectic, but it was good, you know.
Speaker A:I don't know how your week was hectic.
Speaker A:Dude, I didn't bother you all week.
Speaker D:Yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker D:You're not the one that caused my week to be hectic at all.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker A:I wasn't there.
Speaker D:I'm saying in general, you're not.
Speaker A:Yo, you jar.
Speaker B:These two got a little aggression going on, right?
Speaker B:John, you are looking Rosie over there right now, my man.
Speaker B:Really is.
Speaker B:I'm just.
Speaker B:My eyes are watering.
Speaker B:It's pretty great.
Speaker B:How are you gentlemen holding Mindy?
Speaker B:It's a little scratchy.
Speaker B:It's a little scratchy down there.
Speaker B:I'm just saying, making love is gonna.
Speaker A:Listen, listen, listen.
Speaker A:I thought that it was gonna take a little longer to, like, you know, be itchy.
Speaker A:No, that's like an instantaneous itch, dude.
Speaker A:Like, my.
Speaker A:My dick is so itchy that, like, I could rub it off a cactus and it would still be itchy.
Speaker B:Actually shrink a tick pattern, Terry, that's my question for you, though.
Speaker B:How much do you love Marty right now?
Speaker B:Tell us how you really feel about Marty.
Speaker B:Go for it.
Speaker B:Let it all out.
Speaker B:You Know, this is a.
Speaker B:This is.
Speaker B:Let's have a little counselor session right now.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:Counselor session.
Speaker D:Marty, you're gonna love your week two here.
Speaker B:We'll have to, we'll have to figure out a punishment on air today in case Marty can't be on the second week.
Speaker B:So we'll have to think of a little punishment tonight.
Speaker B:Speaking of punishments, folks, there is, there is.
Speaker B:There's a wish list item on there with two pregnancy devices where John and I could experiencing giving labor.
Speaker B:I'm.
Speaker B:My kid comes out of his room right now.
Speaker B:It really looks like I'm playing with myself as much as I'm itching.
Speaker B:Daddy, what are you doing?
Speaker B:I'm just scratching, son.
Speaker B:Don't worry about it.
Speaker B:Mom comes home.
Speaker B:Hey, kiddos.
Speaker B:Mama, Daddy was itching himself.
Speaker D:We.
Speaker A:We totally are having a bundle of laughs here.
Speaker B:Sky my eyes.
Speaker B:Oh my God.
Speaker B:So, yeah, there's that.
Speaker A:Real quick here.
Speaker A:Did you get any of the issue powder on your hands?
Speaker B:A little bit, yeah.
Speaker B:Like the fingertips are a little cheap.
Speaker D:Nope.
Speaker B:But that's why, that's why, John.
Speaker B:Here's a trick.
Speaker B:You just itch your junk and your shaft with the same.
Speaker B:You got the itching powder on so you get a satisfaction.
Speaker B:It's just a concert.
Speaker B:Just.
Speaker B:It's just like dying.
Speaker B:Whatever, Whatever you do, just don't itch on the inside of your pants because then it's a little more enticing.
Speaker B:Get the itching powder on your palm of your hand and the married of four sisters really won't be so pleasant.
Speaker A:Are you talking about Jill?
Speaker B:Oh, Jill.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Well, we call marrying a four sisters over here.
Speaker B:You got unique name, George.
Speaker B:Jill.
Speaker A:No, no.
Speaker B:Is there a story behind Jill?
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:So like if you look at it.
Speaker B:J I L L.
Speaker B:Oh, okay.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Well, see, I'm used to calling marrying a four sister.
Speaker A:Me too.
Speaker A:Marrying her four sisters, but yeah.
Speaker B:Shut the up, John.
Speaker B:Which hand, John, which hand did you get that itching powder on?
Speaker A:Oh, my left hand.
Speaker B:Your left hand?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Could you do yourself a favor and scratch your beard with your left hand for us?
Speaker A:No, dude, no.
Speaker B:Oh, is it chunky?
Speaker B:Funky?
Speaker B:The only worst it's gonna get is the redness that our junks are getting right now by itching it right now.
Speaker A:It's like as red as my shirt.
Speaker B:I, I don't know.
Speaker B:I haven't checked it yet.
Speaker B:I don't want to.
Speaker B:I don't want to give a look.
Speaker B:I call it my hand.
Speaker B:It does a lot of you.
Speaker B:All right, well, gentlemen, help me try this real Quick, let's get our first topic out of the way.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:So we would.
Speaker B:Ladies and gentlemen, what I do is I go on X.
Speaker B:We find some of the most up news stories that are out there.
Speaker B:We bring to them to you.
Speaker B:We don't like the normal news because listen, we need a break from all that normal that happens out there.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker B:We want to hear about some of the most up that's happening out there.
Speaker B:I kind of scratched a little too hard there and nicked the head with a zipper.
Speaker B:Yeah, that did not feel good.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:On May 8th in Lawrence, Indiana, a Nate was arrested after biting a dog and a cop inside of a gas station bathroom.
Speaker B:He was reportedly high out of his mind, growling like an animal.
Speaker B:When the officer walked into an intervene.
Speaker B:The dog's owner tried to stop him, but the guy bit the pup's ear before turning on the cop, chomping his arm.
Speaker B:Cops had to tase him and take him down.
Speaker B:All right, you're an officer.
Speaker B:You go bathroom and a.
Speaker B:A guy's in there with his dog and he bites his dog and then bites you.
Speaker B:How's the does that work out?
Speaker B:Number one, that's up story.
Speaker A:I donkey punch that.
Speaker A:Especially with how I feel right now.
Speaker B:I think.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Marty's saying there is something on your mustache, John.
Speaker B:You should probably.
Speaker A:Well, I don't know why Chat's picking on me tonight.
Speaker A:That's pick on Terry.
Speaker A:It's his last week with no.
Speaker B:All right, I got.
Speaker B:I gotta try doing this with my right hand.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:I gotta spit out this pouch, man.
Speaker B:This pouch is overdone for.
Speaker B:And I don't want to get anything on my lips.
Speaker B:Sorry.
Speaker B:I hope you do you.
Speaker B:I get on my lips.
Speaker B:I'm doing contactless pouch spitting over here.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:That did.
Speaker B:There might have been.
Speaker B:This one was not in Florida.
Speaker B:This one was in where the towel was at it again.
Speaker B:You said that was at Indiana.
Speaker B:Lawrence, Indiana.
Speaker A:Oh, Indiana.
Speaker B:Lawrence, Indiana.
Speaker D:That kind of makes sense.
Speaker B:Sounds like a Florida man story.
Speaker B:It does almost sound like that would be something in Florida, right?
Speaker B:Florida's crazy, dude.
Speaker B:Florida's got some crazy people in it.
Speaker B:There are some major.
Speaker B:So, Terry, what are your thoughts on that story?
Speaker D:I honestly forgot the story.
Speaker D:I am trying to keep my composure right now.
Speaker D:That's the only thing going through my head.
Speaker B:My question is men bite itching down there.
Speaker B:Is any of you'll start to get a little rock hard over there going, no.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:Okay, that's a plus.
Speaker B:As long as we're not having a little three way conversation over there, so.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Sorry out there.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:All right, let's go with this next one over here.
Speaker B:My eyes are watering so bad because I'm trying to, like.
Speaker A:Don't think about it.
Speaker B:You can't, John.
Speaker B:It's like little bugs nipping and is.
Speaker B:I researched this, found out it was flowers.
Speaker B:It's literally made from flowers that are making you itch.
Speaker B:It's criteria.
Speaker B:What the hell are you doing?
Speaker B:What the was.
Speaker A:He doesn't want to use his hands.
Speaker B:Just use your hands.
Speaker B:Did you get it?
Speaker B:You didn't get it on your hands?
Speaker B:So just use your hands.
Speaker B:Unless.
Speaker A:Unless you're sticking your hands down your.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Unless you're sticking your hands down your junk right now.
Speaker B:Are you.
Speaker B:Are you sticking your hands down up in there?
Speaker B:Scratching away?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker A:Hey.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Wash us off with soap and water.
Speaker B:Soap and water.
Speaker B:It says it on the back of the package.
Speaker D:Back.
Speaker B:I say Amazon delivery driver.
Speaker B:Wait, hold on.
Speaker B:Let me pull this up on the big screen here.
Speaker A:US Amazon delivery driver caught pooping on homeowner's doorstep.
Speaker A:Fired after homeowner rejected delivery and provided security.
Speaker B:Oh, that sucks.
Speaker B:Moist.
Speaker B:Moist nut sacks.
Speaker B:Make it work.
Speaker A:You.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker B:Whoops.
Speaker A:Moist.
Speaker B:Right to this, y' all.
Speaker B:Me.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:On May 7th, report service from Malaysia about a woman who was decapitated with an ax by a neighbor during a heated feud over a property line.
Speaker B:Sounds like what Terry wants to do to John right now.
Speaker B:The neighbor walked up in a broad daylight, swung the axe, and took her head off in one clean strike, leaving locals in shock.
Speaker B:Police arrested the man on the spot.
Speaker B:He was still holding the bloodied ax, covered in her blood, as witnesses looked on horror.
Speaker B:The property dispute had been simmering for years, but no one's expected it to end like this, John.
Speaker B:You were saying, Terry?
Speaker D:So honestly, that's impressive.
Speaker D:That's impressive because you think about it, chop on somebody's head, like that takes a lot of.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:What are you saying?
Speaker A:You could decapitate someone, bud, when you shift.
Speaker B:Hey, John, do yourself a favor.
Speaker B:Oh, shift your ass a little bit, John.
Speaker A:Nah, shift your.
Speaker B:No, you gotta shift your ass a little bit.
Speaker B:Gentlemen, gentlemen, hold on.
Speaker B:Let's make this a little more fun.
Speaker B:Gentlemen, stand up for a minute.
Speaker B:Both of you, stand up.
Speaker B:Come on.
Speaker B:Stand up.
Speaker B:Stand up yourself.
Speaker B:Call yourself a veteran?
Speaker B:Stand the up.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:Come on.
Speaker B:You call yourself a veteran?
Speaker B:Stand up.
Speaker B:All right, gentlemen, give it a little shake.
Speaker B:Give it a little shake.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Much.
Speaker D:Okay, now it's.
Speaker A:My taint.
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B:That just.
Speaker B:That just made it.
Speaker B:God, that just made it go right underneath the nut sack.
Speaker B:That felt so.
Speaker A:This ain't me.
Speaker A:Terry.
Speaker A:Terry, this ain't me, buddy.
Speaker D:No, no, it's not all Mark.
Speaker A:Dude, I told.
Speaker B:Hey, Terry, I'm Mark G.
Speaker B:Nice to meet you.
Speaker D:I can't stand you.
Speaker A:Why are we friends?
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker D:How have you been friends with him for so long?
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker B:Why?
Speaker D:Does your wife allow that?
Speaker B:Actually, actually, my wife was my wife.
Speaker B:All right, so funny story.
Speaker B:When the package came in, my wife.
Speaker B:Sorry, number one, it came in saturated.
Speaker B:We had to make sure it was safe because the mailman delivered it, fell in a huge puddle.
Speaker B:But when she saw her, she goes, what the.
Speaker B:You get delivered?
Speaker B:Did they forget to put the thing in that package?
Speaker B:Because it literally feels like nothing in there.
Speaker B:I'm like, nope.
Speaker B:Now I'm open up.
Speaker B:And she pulled him like a titching powder.
Speaker B:Dear, we gotta do it next week.
Speaker B:She looked at me, she goes, if I start itching because of your.
Speaker B:She goes, you're out of the house and in the car.
Speaker A:Listen, listen.
Speaker A:All my wife said to me was your dumbass shower before you come to bed.
Speaker D:Yo, Bill, I thought you were on my side.
Speaker A:Bill, we bonded over Minecraft in your stream.
Speaker A:Don't you do me dirty like this.
Speaker B:You guys still have any left?
Speaker A:No.
Speaker D:No.
Speaker B:You sure?
Speaker B:You guys are lying.
Speaker B:Sack of shits.
Speaker D:100.
Speaker A:It was only a little bit in the package, bro.
Speaker D:Yeah, it wasn't a lot.
Speaker B:You didn't save like a little dab?
Speaker A:No, I just dumped all the on my dick.
Speaker A:What do you mean?
Speaker A:I thought that's what you wanted us to do.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:Oh, I was hoping he had a little dab.
Speaker B:I was gonna say, how much would it take for Terry to get a donation as cash app to put his back crack?
Speaker A:Come back.
Speaker B:You come back.
Speaker B:Come back.
Speaker B:We know you're still in here.
Speaker D:You.
Speaker B:You just shut off the camera.
Speaker A:I can't breathe.
Speaker B:I can't breathe.
Speaker D:Oh, I have to donate it to John and send it to me because nobody's getting my real first name.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker B:All right, you guys, let's talk about more dismembered body parts.
Speaker B:On May 8, a dismembered body part was discovered inside of a suitcase floating in a river in Thailand.
Speaker B:The Victim was a 30 year old male chopped up into pieces and cops believe it was the work of a business partner over an unpaid debt.
Speaker B:The suitcase washed up near a fishing village and locals open it expecting lost luggage.
Speaker B:Only to find the man's body parts is so hard packed aside, police are still investigating.
Speaker B:But the brutality of the crime dismembering someone over money raises some dark questions.
Speaker B:How does a business deal turn into this kind of horror show, John?
Speaker A:Greed and me.
Speaker A:Dumb.
Speaker B:Dumb.
Speaker B:Is it greed and money?
Speaker D:It's all about the money.
Speaker B:Do you think maybe the business partner offered him to do a little dare and put some itching powder down his crotch?
Speaker A:Are you giving me ideas to unalive you next stream?
Speaker B:I mean, I.
Speaker B:I am kind of locked and loaded over here, John.
Speaker B:You'd have to come bring a little firepower with you.
Speaker A:I don't need that.
Speaker A:I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta.
Speaker A:I got a hobbit sword, bro.
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker A:I'll deflect the bullets.
Speaker B:Terry.
Speaker B:How you feeling there, my man?
Speaker B:I mean, I don't think you're glistening enough, Terry.
Speaker B:I don't feel like you're.
Speaker B:Like you're itching that much for us, to be honest with you.
Speaker B:I mean, a hand over here.
Speaker B:My hand is over here.
Speaker B:Sweaty as from itching.
Speaker B:Like, I think my front of my pants.
Speaker B:I got a little wet spot from my hand being sweaty.
Speaker A:I wouldn't.
Speaker D:So.
Speaker A:So listen, listen, listen.
Speaker A:I bet you Terry.
Speaker A:Terry just said he prepared.
Speaker A:Makes me think he's got Vaseline down.
Speaker A:Down his pants protecting him.
Speaker A:I don't even.
Speaker B:Did you do a basic training trick?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker A:He's not even reacting, bro.
Speaker A:I haven't seen his arm move once.
Speaker A:I haven't seen him do nothing to indicate that he's itching.
Speaker B:Are you acting?
Speaker B:Show us your package, Terry.
Speaker B:Show us your package.
Speaker A:Is it empty?
Speaker A:Empty it right now.
Speaker A:Open it.
Speaker A:Empty it.
Speaker A:I don't believe you.
Speaker A:I think you didn't do it.
Speaker A:Okay, he did do it.
Speaker A:But he's got some good composure.
Speaker B:He is holding his composure quite well.
Speaker B:Dude, my hand on this.
Speaker B:He's pricey.
Speaker B:See, it's classic.
Speaker D:Look, my palms are sweaty.
Speaker D:I'm itching like a.
Speaker D:But I am not.
Speaker D:I have to keep myself in control or I lose my.
Speaker B:Well, we.
Speaker B:That.
Speaker B:You know, that's the whole thing of us losing our.
Speaker B:When we're trying to do this show with hitching powder down our junk.
Speaker B:I mean, I've already scraped my dick off a zipper, for Christ's sakes.
Speaker B:And it didn't feel good, dude.
Speaker A:It's just.
Speaker A:It's just extra itching.
Speaker B:Yeah, just extra itching now.
Speaker B:The healing of the head with the itching powder is just great.
Speaker B:I'm grinding the itching.
Speaker B:Powder into the head as we speak.
Speaker A:It's just gonna be mashing it in.
Speaker A:That's why I wore.
Speaker A:Dude, that's why I wore my comfy bedtime shorts.
Speaker B:How much got on your floor, John?
Speaker B:When you poor stepdaughter comes out there and gets it on the bottom of.
Speaker A:Feet, I'm definitely gonna have to clean my floor.
Speaker A:Like, when we're done, I've got to vacuum my, like, my feet.
Speaker A:My feet, dude.
Speaker A:Through my socks.
Speaker A:My feet are itchy.
Speaker B:Terry touches package and hits vape.
Speaker B:Same fingers.
Speaker D:It's fine.
Speaker B:That would be.
Speaker B:That would be amazing.
Speaker B:If his lips start itching.
Speaker B:Snake fall.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker D:I would lose my touching my face.
Speaker D:And I hate touching my face myself.
Speaker B:So you got like a little Howie mandel thing going on over there, huh?
Speaker B:You snake falls in a woman's drink at a u.
Speaker B:S.
Speaker B:Restaurant.
Speaker B:Leaves are horrified.
Speaker B:Husband reported saying, we're in a Florida.
Speaker B:Calm down, woman.
Speaker B:Only one inch.
Speaker B:It was the poor husband.
Speaker B:She kicked the husband's ass.
Speaker B:I am so sweaty down there right now.
Speaker B:It's not even funny, bro.
Speaker A:You ain't.
Speaker A:You ain't lying.
Speaker D:You're not lying at all.
Speaker A:It's making it worse.
Speaker B:I'm not sure how.
Speaker B:Like, I wonder how, like, trying to not itch it would feel.
Speaker D:That's what I've been doing.
Speaker D:Just not itching it.
Speaker A:That's what I'm gonna do, guys.
Speaker A:I'm gonna hold my hands up here for the rest of the podcast.
Speaker B:Hey, touch your face instructions.
Speaker B:Put dick into the earth to sleep.
Speaker B:Moist, right, Marty?
Speaker B:Moist.
Speaker D:Or actually.
Speaker D:Or actually drive to mark's house and just slap him with the face with the hand he has powder on and just leave.
Speaker B:Well, the good news is he's got a 45 minute drive to get to my house, so I've got plenty of time to lock my door, secure it, lock and load, and stand by the table.
Speaker B:Just wait.
Speaker B:Come in, Johnny boy.
Speaker A:Oh, my God, bro.
Speaker A:Like, I'm now like my whole body.
Speaker B:Like, stomach, chest is lightheadedness, lightheadedness going on in the head.
Speaker B:Like, it just feels like it's a little lightheaded.
Speaker A:Like it feels like, you know, like when you like, like the first time you ever hit a cigarette or something.
Speaker A:That little nicotine buzz high going on.
Speaker B:Don't get it.
Speaker B:We're trying not to get in the pee hole.
Speaker B:Chunky, funky.
Speaker A:We're trying our best, let me tell you.
Speaker B:That's why I tried making us jump, to see what would happen when we jump.
Speaker B:And now it's just Like a little bit on the edges of the leg.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's like on the inner thigh, dude.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:And then, like right where the nuts sit.
Speaker B:And the nuts kind of batted it around.
Speaker B:Yeah, it's like.
Speaker B:Yeah, it's a good old itching patter.
Speaker B:Thank you, Marty.
Speaker B:We appreciate you.
Speaker B:I'm sure Terry loves you deeply.
Speaker A:Marty, I'm in love with you.
Speaker D:Totes.
Speaker A:Thanks for this.
Speaker B:Oh, dear God.
Speaker A:Who's Brian?
Speaker B:Brian, Shut up.
Speaker A:I want to hear from Chat.
Speaker B:Chat.
Speaker B:Can't speak it hard.
Speaker A:I want to hear it.
Speaker A:Give it to me.
Speaker A:Redneck.
Speaker A:Come on.
Speaker A:Time is money.
Speaker B:Yeah, you see, you can't because Brian is his kid in TikTok.
Speaker B:I'm proud of you.
Speaker B:Right?
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:Everybody's proud.
Speaker B:Proud of Raider.
Speaker B:He.
Speaker B:He went.
Speaker B:He went against his better judgment.
Speaker A:What is this, John week?
Speaker D:Every week, all the time.
Speaker B:Yeah, bro.
Speaker A:Not itching powder.
Speaker B:Ryan's just a decent little kid.
Speaker B:Kid on Tick tock.
Speaker B:Young guy.
Speaker B:My.
Speaker B:About my son's age.
Speaker B:Mark's age.
Speaker B:And he's banned him so many times from toxins.
Speaker B:Is that Brian would.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Brian would be kind of funny if we did a tort episode.
Speaker B:I think it would be really funny to see him on a torture episode.
Speaker A:Get him on here.
Speaker A:I need his address.
Speaker B:I'll set him up.
Speaker B:I'll set him up.
Speaker B:I'll tell him.
Speaker B:He's gotta.
Speaker B:He can come on the podcast for one episode.
Speaker B:We gotta do toe of Satan on him.
Speaker A:He's doing it, not me.
Speaker B:We want to do the toe of Satan on him.
Speaker B:Hey, John, how much would it take for you and I while we're itching to put the toe Satan in our mouth?
Speaker A:There's not no amount of money.
Speaker A:Oh, hey, wait, did J.C.
Speaker A:chew that?
Speaker B:That's that coming up this week.
Speaker B:We didn't do it.
Speaker B:Yeah, we didn't do it last week.
Speaker B:We're doing it this week.
Speaker B:So I'm re.
Speaker B:I'm redoing the Mark G show a little bit.
Speaker B:Appreciate you, Jessica.
Speaker B:All right, Joe, let's go with.
Speaker A:For the love of God, stop riding my man's dick here.
Speaker A:He's not that great, I promise.
Speaker B:John, come on now.
Speaker B:It's not like I tried taking you out a few times.
Speaker A:That's a goddamn lie and we both know it.
Speaker A:So does Terry.
Speaker A:He knows the story now, too.
Speaker B:John.
Speaker B:You know, it's great about this, though.
Speaker B:It's kind of technically, I've destroyed your life now twice, and nuts related.
Speaker D:First time.
Speaker B:Be like the first time I made him something.
Speaker D:Yeah, what the wrong with Me.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:I put his nuts.
Speaker D:Third time.
Speaker D:John, we're gonna get you some.
Speaker D:Some real help.
Speaker A:Second line.
Speaker B:Actually, I've tortured this man more than four times.
Speaker B:I've tortured this man at least 20 times.
Speaker B:Yeah, I just tik to.
Speaker B:I shared a Facebook video of him where I had him eat Carolina Reaper Nerds.
Speaker B:He was a little.
Speaker B:Suffering a little bad from that, too.
Speaker B:Yeah, we know who you are, Boss Queen.
Speaker B:We know who you are.
Speaker B:Oh, my God, that style.
Speaker A:It's like, am.
Speaker A:Asmr.
Speaker D:That's you sent me.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Y.
Speaker B:That's where I had to meet the Carolina Reaper Nerds.
Speaker B:John and I have known each other, what, John?
Speaker B:Four years?
Speaker B:Five years?
Speaker A:Going on, like, six, dude.
Speaker B:Six years.
Speaker B:Holy.
Speaker B:Yeah, about six years.
Speaker B:We met through a good mutual friend, Andrea, and.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Yeah, ZZ Ja and I kind of clicked, and we just.
Speaker B:We.
Speaker B:We clicked on the fact that we like to torture the out of each other.
Speaker B:And that's why we're like, dude, this podcast could work because we like doing stupid.
Speaker A:And it does work.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:I mean, we're old.
Speaker B:We're old men who like to think that we're still young, and we then after we're done doing it, we're like, we're dumb.
Speaker B:And then day later, we're like, dude, we should do this.
Speaker A:Pretty much.
Speaker B:That's good stuff.
Speaker A:Like, when he almost broke my neck.
Speaker A:Neck the next day, I was like, we should.
Speaker A:We should do something else.
Speaker B:When the doctor told him that he's lucky he didn't die, or when he was lying in the fetal position inside of a restaurant's bathroom, crying on the phone.
Speaker D:Look, Mikey, you better record yourself and send it to me so I can send it to John and Mark.
Speaker B:Oh, my nuts are hurting.
Speaker B:For mention so much.
Speaker B:I really got to stop trying to touch my junk, but it's so hard to stop bitching.
Speaker D:It just.
Speaker B:Just.
Speaker D:Just.
Speaker D:Willpower, dog.
Speaker B:I ain't got willpower when it comes to my family jewels.
Speaker B:Listen, there's a reason why I got five kids, Terry, okay?
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:I pride my family jewels, and I like to have fun.
Speaker B:My family jewels.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:He likes to play with his nuts.
Speaker B:Yeah, I.
Speaker B:I don't.
Speaker B:I don't need that Bluetooth because it's.
Speaker B:It's easy to get a happy and aroused.
Speaker B:So, you know, we.
Speaker B:We kind of like.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Are you trying to say something there, bud?
Speaker B:No, no.
Speaker A:About guys that do use Bluetooth, it seemed very anti bluechew.
Speaker A:What's wrong with you?
Speaker B:I'm not anti bluechew.
Speaker B:I feel like you are I know, I just don't need it.
Speaker A:Terry, what are your thoughts?
Speaker A:He's anti bluechew, right?
Speaker D:I've never had to use it, but, you know, if I had to use it or tried, why not?
Speaker A:I've tried it.
Speaker B:Did it keep you rock hard?
Speaker A:Dude, Long ass time.
Speaker A:I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Speaker B:Did you?
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:And then after you.
Speaker B:After you shot out a few rounds, were you able to stay solid and keep going or what?
Speaker B:What happened here?
Speaker B:Yeah, we need the full details here, John.
Speaker B:You took the Blue Chew.
Speaker B:You chomped on that two, three rounds.
Speaker A:The whole time, dude.
Speaker A:It was like a.
Speaker D:Hold up here, hold up here.
Speaker D:Two rounds you're talking about.
Speaker D:30 second rounds you're talking about.
Speaker D:You know what?
Speaker D:I need to know, are you too.
Speaker A:I am not a two pump chump like you, my friend.
Speaker D:I am not two pump trump, man.
Speaker A:I don't believe you for one second, buddy.
Speaker D:That's fine.
Speaker B:Now, Terry, Terry, think.
Speaker B:I think if Terry is one of the guys that listens to boys and men, I'll be making love to you while he's doing the girl.
Speaker B:And he's just kind of just wiggling right there a little bit, going, yeah, baby.
Speaker B:And then she's going, is it in, daddy?
Speaker B:He goes, I thought it was.
Speaker B:Hold on, let me just.
Speaker B:More.
Speaker B:I make love to you.
Speaker B:I use Bluetooth just because it was there.
Speaker B:Thank God I had cases of water.
Speaker B:Really?
Speaker B:So it makes you really thirsty, John.
Speaker B:Did you get really thirsty with it?
Speaker B:What are you pulling up over there, John?
Speaker A:Sing it, girl.
Speaker A:Sing it.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Check the video.
Speaker B:My phone.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:Oh, where's the video at, Zuba?
Speaker B:Things are a little itchy right now.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Whatever video you sent me, Marty, did not come out right.
Speaker B:It says duck player.
Speaker B:I did not get a video.
Speaker A:I love how he started dancing.
Speaker B:I did.
Speaker B:My balls itch like a.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:I'm so unhappy.
Speaker B:You know, I'll be honest with you.
Speaker B:After this itching pattern, I'm gonna thank God I never got those things called crab.
Speaker B:Because let me tell you what, y' all, whoever gotten crabs, I feel bad for you right now because it's itching powders.
Speaker B:Oh, me.
Speaker D:So you've had crabs before?
Speaker A:No, I've never had.
Speaker D:I'm talking about the way you did.
Speaker B:Sound like he admitted I should have.
Speaker A:Clarified the itching powder as hell.
Speaker B:It did kind of sound like he was admitting he had crabs.
Speaker B:Eh.
Speaker D:My glasses started falling.
Speaker A:Hey, it's okay.
Speaker A:Hey, hey, it's okay.
Speaker A:Your glasses are crooked anyways.
Speaker B:You know what, gentlemen?
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:I got a fan over.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Nope, that went down.
Speaker B:Oh, that went down.
Speaker D:Powder's still in there.
Speaker B:Activated.
Speaker A:I'm surviving, Satan.
Speaker A:I'm surviving.
Speaker A:I'm.
Speaker A:I'm doing my best here.
Speaker A:Trying to just ignore it.
Speaker B:The fan activated.
Speaker B:Ignore it.
Speaker B:It.
Speaker B:Huh, Johnny boy, May.
Speaker B:Maybe, John, maybe you should fan it off a little bit.
Speaker A:How about you go yourself, Let me live my life.
Speaker A:Say you're not my dad.
Speaker D:I want to drop kick a fat kid.
Speaker B:Oh, wait, is your mom Puerto Rican?
Speaker A:No.
Speaker B:Okay, then, no, I'm not your dad.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:I am so glad I banned my family from watching this.
Speaker B:I'm just glad my wife don't watch this.
Speaker B:Oh, me sideways.
Speaker A:We're so uncomfortable with the itching that we're laughing like a bunch of hysterical school girls just did cocaine.
Speaker B:All right, gentlemen, since we're all sitting there scratching our junk, let's get to this next one real quick.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:Guys, if you want three days, it starts to wear off.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:No, I am taking a shower.
Speaker B:Started.
Speaker B:I'm taking a shower after this.
Speaker B:And I am hopping in the shower, dousing the soap right on this, and scrubbing like no tomorrow Nurse post videos of her twerking on disabled patients.
Speaker B:One patient stated, I haven't felt that move in years, but she made a miracle.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:Oh, my God, my microphone.
Speaker B:Holy, dude.
Speaker B:Yeah, my microphone's even in a little moly.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:On May 10, a report came out about a police chief in Oregon who allegedly stabbed an officer's penis with a hypodermic, pooped on the station floor near their desks, and spiked their coffee with Viagra.
Speaker B:The chief corner.
Speaker B:The officer in a filing area, stuck the needle through his jeans and drew blood, creating a hostile work environment.
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker B:She also shaved her body hair onto colleagues property and dissolved Viagra and Adderall into a shared coffee pot, waiting to see who drank it.
Speaker B:The officer who got stabbed collapsed from a persistent erection, and the chief is now suspended.
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker A:Is this, like, hazing in a police department or.
Speaker B:I mean, I'm sounding like this chief might have been on their way out for bad behavior as it was and said it.
Speaker B:If y' all gonna can my ass here, let me take you out.
Speaker D:That's ridiculous.
Speaker B:John, would that be something you would do?
Speaker D:I'm not fixing my glasses right now.
Speaker A:Fix them.
Speaker A:They're crooked.
Speaker A:As.
Speaker B:Yeah, you gotta fix your glass.
Speaker B:You gotta fix your glass.
Speaker B:That's really with the stream.
Speaker B:Like, the whole stream.
Speaker B:Or we have a Stream for three years.
Speaker D:I know it's not.
Speaker B:Yeah, it's.
Speaker B:It's with the whole stream or.
Speaker B:Man, you got.
Speaker B:You gotta.
Speaker B:You gotta fix the glasses.
Speaker B:Come on.
Speaker B:Just fix them.
Speaker B:Just fix them.
Speaker B:You'll be okay.
Speaker B:Come on.
Speaker B:You know, as somebody who's a control freak, you think your glasses be with you right now, being crooked, too, you know?
Speaker B:You know it's gonna be with you mentally.
Speaker B:It's really got to be in your head right now.
Speaker B:Like these glasses.
Speaker A:No, don't play with this.
Speaker A:Mental.
Speaker A:That's off limits.
Speaker B:Oh, I'm just saying.
Speaker B:Control freaks.
Speaker B:I'm a control freak too, so I'm having fun with another control freak, so shut up.
Speaker B:Two control freaks can have fun with each other.
Speaker B:And you know I'm a control freak because you lived with me.
Speaker A:He did it.
Speaker B:He did do it.
Speaker A:I'm so proud of him.
Speaker A:He did it.
Speaker B:I don't think he touched skin, though.
Speaker B:I don't think he touched skin.
Speaker B:So he did good.
Speaker A:No, he didn't.
Speaker A:He did great, dude.
Speaker B:I watched it.
Speaker A:It's very methodical.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:But he also hasn't itched.
Speaker B:That is true.
Speaker A:That won't bother him.
Speaker A:He will want to touch in case the powder transfers.
Speaker A:Listen, Satan, stop standing up for Raider, please.
Speaker B:You just stood up for Raider.
Speaker A:That's different.
Speaker B:How's that different?
Speaker A:Bro code, dude.
Speaker B:Bro code.
Speaker B:Bro code me.
Speaker B:Bro code.
Speaker B:You know what we should do about your bro code?
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:Oh, Oh.
Speaker B:I just swapped hands for itching.
Speaker A:I'm still on the one hand, but.
Speaker B:I had to get to the iPad so I can turn on the phone lines.
Speaker B:I'm a have touch my iPad after this show because I could use his hand to get to the iPad.
Speaker B:Man.
Speaker B:Trying to get to the phone lines.
Speaker A:I will not hop off his wiener.
Speaker A:It's my favorite place to be because it's so tall.
Speaker B:John loves being on his dick over there, y' all.
Speaker B:John, John, John.
Speaker B:Terry.
Speaker B:Terry sits there, says, john, I'm hard.
Speaker B:John's like, I'm on my way, baby.
Speaker B:John loves that flag pole.
Speaker B:Half mass, full staff.
Speaker B:He don't care.
Speaker B:He's there.
Speaker A:There, flaccid, doesn't matter.
Speaker A:I'm there.
Speaker D:He said he even stuck it from the back.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker A:Tech writer John.
Speaker B:Hashtag oh.
Speaker B:All right, folks, this the point where we open up the phone lines and pray to God our phone lines open work.
Speaker B:So you call into the show right now.
Speaker B:-:Speaker B:Call in.
Speaker B:Talk to us.
Speaker B:Mark over here.
Speaker B:Breaking the itch.
Speaker B:Rules.
Speaker B:Imagine if he just came out the gas chamber.
Speaker A:Dude, that's bad.
Speaker D:Gas chamber's not so bad.
Speaker D:I'll tell you something.
Speaker D:One of the guys, like, because they were mps, they said, I'm gonna get the strongest OC spray there is.
Speaker B:Okay?
Speaker D:I thought about it, like, you know, they got tested on you first, right?
Speaker D:But I'm not gonna tell him.
Speaker D:And he found out.
Speaker D:He found out on the day when he called.
Speaker B:He got on my leg.
Speaker D:He cried for hours.
Speaker A:Hey, let me ask you a question.
Speaker A:When you were in, did you have to get certified for using a taser?
Speaker B:It.
Speaker D:No.
Speaker A:Oh, you lucky son of a.
Speaker A:Nope.
Speaker A:I did.
Speaker D:We didn't use them.
Speaker D:We were.
Speaker D:We were.
Speaker D:I was grunting units the whole time.
Speaker A:Yeah, I was on subs like, you really can't fire a gun in a submarine.
Speaker B:N.
Speaker B:You really can't do that.
Speaker B:That'd be a bad day, wouldn't it?
Speaker A:Ricochet and a hole.
Speaker B:The hole.
Speaker B:Be fun, though.
Speaker B:Folks, phone lines are open up.
Speaker B:Why is nobody calling in?
Speaker B:Marty, I'm surprised you're not the first one calling in over here.
Speaker D:Okay, Marty, you better be the first one calling in.
Speaker D:I need to talk to you.
Speaker A:Oh, he's got some words for you, buddy.
Speaker B:I mean, I can call Marty.
Speaker B:You want me to just call Marty?
Speaker A:Call him.
Speaker D:Call him.
Speaker B:Let me just call Marty.
Speaker A:Raider's got some very lovely words for him.
Speaker E:He.
Speaker B:All right, here.
Speaker B:Let me just.
Speaker B:Let me give Marty a call here.
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker B:We'll just call Marty.
Speaker B:Marty, you gotta turn down your Terry V.
Speaker B:TV real quick.
Speaker E:All right.
Speaker B:All right, Marty.
Speaker B:I guess Raider has a few words for you.
Speaker E:Raider, how's your nuts back?
Speaker D:Marty, I.
Speaker D:I don't know you.
Speaker D:I haven't met you.
Speaker D:This is the first.
Speaker D:This is the second interaction with you.
Speaker E:There's a reason for that.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker D:I can already tell.
Speaker D:I don't like you at all.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker D:And you said itching powder you.
Speaker E:I would send you anything.
Speaker E:I just gave down 100 bucks.
Speaker B:But what was the note on that cash app?
Speaker B:John, what was the note on that cash app?
Speaker A:I'll pull it up.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker A:Get itching powder for all.
Speaker B:A little itchy.
Speaker B:My legs are itching.
Speaker B:Should have never.
Speaker B:You try using the fan, because the fan adds a little extra itchiness down on the legs now.
Speaker B:So now it's down by the ankles.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker D:I am sweet sweating profusely right now.
Speaker D:I don't like it.
Speaker A:I love a nice, sweaty wiener.
Speaker B:We can see that next time.
Speaker B:No, listen.
Speaker B:I see Hot.
Speaker B:Icy hot will never get next to my nuts ever again.
Speaker B:I made that mistake about five times in basic.
Speaker B:I will never do Icy Hot next to my nuts again.
Speaker B:Because the drill sergeants, you know, they always told you to use icy hot on your inner thighs before you run because it'll help out and.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:No, no.
Speaker B:What's that, Marty?
Speaker E:You guys think this is that?
Speaker E:Just wait for my next challenge.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Marty, you understand you're on the show next.
Speaker B:Marty, you're on the show next week with us because you're not traveling next week.
Speaker B:So Marty.
Speaker D:Correct.
Speaker B:Marty, while you're on the phone with us right now.
Speaker B:Hey, Raider.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker B:What kind of challenge are you having John do that?
Speaker B:He's gonna have to make sure he sends out to Marty for the show for next week.
Speaker D:Oh, I haven't thought about it.
Speaker D:I've been looking at y' all's wish list a lot.
Speaker B:Don't even bother.
Speaker D:A whole lot.
Speaker D:I think I want to send Marty a pregnancy simulator.
Speaker B:Kill Marty, dude.
Speaker B:He's old as dirt.
Speaker E:He must be 60.
Speaker B:I don't think it'll kill him, but it'll definitely give Marty one hell of a reaction.
Speaker B:You know, my wife wants to be home for that, right?
Speaker B:I'm gonna have to hide, hire an employee for that day when.
Speaker B:When we do that, because my wife even wants to be home for that because she wants to control the remote just like.
Speaker A:Yeah, my wife does too.
Speaker D:That sounds fantastic.
Speaker D:Fantastic for y' all.
Speaker D:I don't have anybody, so I don't have to worry about that.
Speaker A:Roommate, bro.
Speaker B:Yeah, you got your roommate.
Speaker B:We could have your roommate control the knob for you.
Speaker D:Absolutely not more sadistic than Yalls wives.
Speaker B:I mean, I don't know about that.
Speaker A:Through a lot of the last couple of years.
Speaker B:You gotta think I put my wife through.
Speaker B:What if I'm.
Speaker B:What I say I'm gonna be 45.
Speaker B:My oldest is 25.
Speaker B:I put my wife through 26 years of.
Speaker B:My wife's got a lot of built up aggression styles.
Speaker B:And I.
Speaker B:I've had, you know, I helped her get that five kids that she had to push out.
Speaker B:So, yeah, I'm sure she's gonna love making my belly tighten up and feel the pain.
Speaker B:Oh, man, Marty.
Speaker B:Let's see.
Speaker B:Do I have the question?
Speaker E:Yeah, I would do that.
Speaker E:I would do that for Terry.
Speaker B:You would do that for Terry.
Speaker B:So that means we need three of those devices.
Speaker B:Unless John got the money and then John ordered it and had it shipped to our house.
Speaker A:I don't have the money.
Speaker B:No, no.
Speaker B:If someone said if we Got it in the next.
Speaker B:If we got John got the money in the next day or two, we'd have it in time.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker E:Okay.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Marty, would you.
Speaker B:Sir, would you rather eat a sandwich made of moldy cheese scraped from Terry's fridge or lick John's sweaty game sexual Joystick after a 12 hour Twitch marathon?
Speaker E:Well, that his joy stick is like now we're gonna have to go with the cheese.
Speaker B:Go with the cheese.
Speaker B:Oh, oh, Marty.
Speaker B:We appreciate.
Speaker B:Sir, I think we.
Speaker E:Wait, if I remember correctly, doesn't he stick the joystick up his ass?
Speaker B:He does stick the joystick up his ass.
Speaker B:He does.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Being a Game sexual.
Speaker B:He sticks that joystick in every orifice of.
Speaker B:Of his body.
Speaker B:And he uses it dry too.
Speaker B:He doesn't use lube at all.
Speaker B:He likes it dry and raw.
Speaker A:We argued with an AI therapist about it.
Speaker A:Hi, I think the name is join us.
Speaker A:And I'm a game sexual.
Speaker A:Still the best hundred dollars you ever spent.
Speaker B:Terry.
Speaker B:Terry, are you regret life decisions of being on the show yet?
Speaker B:Yet.
Speaker D:I'll get back to you at the end of the show.
Speaker A:Oh, he's livid, bro.
Speaker A:You can see it on his face.
Speaker E:Let you know after this hour.
Speaker B:I'm surprised he hasn't cracked over to the Jameson yet and taken a shot in the show first.
Speaker D:I've already did it.
Speaker D:As soon as.
Speaker E:You just PO j on your junk.
Speaker B:Right?
Speaker B:Oh, I.
Speaker A:Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker A:You've been wondering where that sound was from.
Speaker A:Listen, paid me a hundred dollars to say that he's got the video clip.
Speaker A:He's got a song for it.
Speaker A:And he's got the audio clip.
Speaker D:And it's my ringtone.
Speaker B:Yeah, and it is his ringtone.
Speaker B:It's the whole song on his.
Speaker B:Yeah, it's a great, great clip.
Speaker B:It's a great clip.
Speaker B:We.
Speaker B:We've been trying to make that go viral.
Speaker A:We even got T shirts and hoodies and coffee mugs.
Speaker B:Yes, we do got a Game Sexual T shirt.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Y' all check out the shop.
Speaker B:It's chaos cadre, merch.com.
Speaker B:you can pick you up, pick yourself a game sexual merchandise, y' all.
Speaker B:What would you about ready to say to Terry, Marty, Terry, I just want.
Speaker E:To tell you I know you don't know me and I don't know you, which is good.
Speaker E:I'm sorry, but I'm not really sorry.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker D:Backhand apology.
Speaker B:Raider.
Speaker B:Ms.
Speaker B:Maestro asked now how do you feel, Mistra?
Speaker D:I'll get back to you in like a little bit.
Speaker B:You know.
Speaker E:Here's the shrinky Dig.
Speaker E:Right?
Speaker D:Say what?
Speaker E:We gave you a shrinky dig powder.
Speaker B:Oh, says game sexual shirt.
Speaker B:But let's go, you guys, like, if you guys, like, if you have, like, let us know what you guys think of the merch.
Speaker A:Chunky funky wants you to play the song.
Speaker B:Terry, you got to play the song now.
Speaker B:Play the song.
Speaker B:Well, he's gonna have to have somebody call him.
Speaker B:Annie.
Speaker D:No, I can pull it up.
Speaker B:All right, Joe, we're gonna keep Marty on the line while he plays this song, and then we'll let go of Marty and open up the phone lines for other people to call in.
Speaker B:We want to hear Yalls voices call.
Speaker A:Give us ask questions.
Speaker B:Definitely ask questions.
Speaker B:Ask Terry.
Speaker B:How's junks feeling?
Speaker A:Yeah, he's gonna hate us.
Speaker B:Listen, Terry, listen.
Speaker B:I just met you, man, but you're all right.
Speaker B:I'd love to have you more on the show more often because it's kind of great having somebody so serious like you on the show.
Speaker B:It's great.
Speaker A:It really evens out both of us.
Speaker B:It does.
Speaker B:It does.
Speaker B:And the fact.
Speaker D:More stupid than I'm.
Speaker B:Terry, the fact that you do the stupid with us is even better.
Speaker B:And I love it.
Speaker B:It does.
Speaker B:Listen, man.
Speaker B:It's called breaking barriers, and we're breaking them together.
Speaker B:It's great.
Speaker B:Yeah, dude.
Speaker E:Player.
Speaker B:He is a team player.
Speaker A:Solidarity, brother.
Speaker B:That.
Speaker B:That.
Speaker B:That.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:That military in him right there.
Speaker B:Being that team player.
Speaker B:That's the good stuff.
Speaker E:People, make sure you're calling in following.
Speaker E:Sharing this out.
Speaker B:Yes, definitely.
Speaker B:Share it out, y' all.
Speaker B:Here we go with the song.
Speaker D:No, no, that's the wrong one.
Speaker D:Where's the other one?
Speaker B:No, never mind.
Speaker B:He only had the clip there.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:Do.
Speaker A:Do you want me to call you?
Speaker A:Hi.
Speaker E:You want some manual John S.
Speaker E:And.
Speaker A:I'm a game sexual Game sexual game.
Speaker F:Sexual I got frostbite on my ass but my PC war USB in my G spot I ride that vital storm Work at a tramp park dodge piss and snot Then podcast from the woods where my wi fi shot these kids pie but my kinks go higher Got a gtx, baby and I set her on fire Put my joystick in a custom built rig I moan when she loads I'm freaky like that big I bounce that bike code ramming in style Got thermal paste on my inner thigh wild from foam pits to deep bits I commit game sexual outlaw podcasting while I spit yeah, I raw do dog skyrim on ultra mode Then made love to a keyboard that almost imploded Water cold foreplay RGB Lights when she boots I nut this feel so right My co host thinks I need holy water But I'm out here flirting with his Amazon daughter.
Speaker F:Talking furries Crypt is an interdimensional me recorded from a bounce house Keeping it elite stick it in the port now my screen's all wet Control all death.
Speaker B:I ain't got I don't know why My best back and I think that's mental.
Speaker A:I know, I know like my chest and stomach is all mental.
Speaker F:Podcast mics pick up every stroke My love life's digital Yo, Siri choke I bounce that bike code and I bounce them cheeks Tramp heart daddy freaking out geeks got moose outside corn tabs inside this game sexual meth got got zero.
Speaker D:This is the one who did all my merch.
Speaker B:Forever thank you, thank you.
Speaker A:My name is John and I'm a game sexual.
Speaker B:He's so proud to say it now.
Speaker B:He's so proud.
Speaker B:He said, it's all out there now.
Speaker D:I remember.
Speaker D:I remember at first he was like, I'm not saying that you nothing you can dude to sit give me the same.
Speaker D:And I just said, really?
Speaker A:I gotta embrace the suck, dude.
Speaker A:In the words of a game Sexual.
Speaker A:Would you prefer Atari or do you use those flight control sticks both at the same time?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker D:If you only had to choose, whichever.
Speaker E:One holds up longer.
Speaker D:If you only had to choose one.
Speaker A:Light control stick that should actually fire because it was written by AI.
Speaker B:AI does some phenomenal songs, y' all.
Speaker D:It does.
Speaker B:Well, before we get out of here, we'll create one where we'll have the AI talk about us all scratching our nuts due to itching powder.
Speaker B:It should be a pretty funny song, Marty.
Speaker B:I appreciate you, sir, and all the loving you've given this show, man, but we're gonna open up our lines.
Speaker E:It's still coming.
Speaker E:It's still coming.
Speaker B:Goodbye, guys.
Speaker A:Number one.
Speaker B:All right, y' all, that is Marty on the line.
Speaker B:The phone lines are open up again.
Speaker B:-:Speaker B:Terry, did you just realize you touched your.
Speaker B:Did you touch your phone with your itching hand?
Speaker A:He hasn't itched yet.
Speaker B:Dude, you haven't itched at all?
Speaker D:Nope.
Speaker A:He's doing that whole mental mind over mat.
Speaker A:I don't give a about any of that right now.
Speaker A:I'm very uncomfortable.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'd like to know how you have not itched at all like that, dude.
Speaker A:Maybe it's like a voodoo magic.
Speaker A:Magic power.
Speaker B:I'm thinking it's a black thing because.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:I'm just saying it's got to be a black thing because.
Speaker B:What the I'm.
Speaker B:It like a.
Speaker B:Over here, dude.
Speaker D:No.
Speaker B:I had to say it, dude.
Speaker B:It was in my head.
Speaker B:It just popped out.
Speaker B:Racist.
Speaker B:It ain't racist.
Speaker B:God damn it.
Speaker B:I just said it's a black thing.
Speaker D:You know, regularly.
Speaker D:It's like, feel it.
Speaker D:I just usually just don't answer right now.
Speaker D:Right now.
Speaker D:Just keep going.
Speaker D:Do what I'm doing.
Speaker D:Keep going.
Speaker D:Just keep going.
Speaker D:And I'm just doing that the whole time.
Speaker B:Terry, like me, just ignore the itching.
Speaker B:It's not.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker A:Hey, how about you do this and record it, and then you see how.
Speaker B:You do Death Slayer.
Speaker B:Just let it play out.
Speaker B:You gotta let it play out till it asks you for your name.
Speaker B:I gotta fix the recording.
Speaker B:I'll work on that this week.
Speaker B:Week.
Speaker B:Just call it.
Speaker B:It'll be a point in the recording.
Speaker B:It'll ask for you to say your name.
Speaker B:Once it says your name, it'll call into me.
Speaker B:I know it's long.
Speaker B:I gotta fix it, y' all.
Speaker B:I will fix it.
Speaker A:Says he's gonna fix it, but he's not gonna fix it.
Speaker B:John will bug me to fix it.
Speaker B:He'll forget, create me a song about three guys.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:Three guys.
Speaker B:Mark, John and Terry.
Speaker B:Picture.
Speaker B:Shut up, John.
Speaker B:Did you just call the line?
Speaker B:You.
Speaker B:Oh, you sent it to me in a voice text.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker B:You know what, John?
Speaker B:I'm gonna send you with one of my best stickers.
Speaker B:Yeah, Y.
Speaker B:I'm watching the phone lines.
Speaker B:Once it comes in, y' all just.
Speaker B:Just give it a minute.
Speaker B:It will.
Speaker B:It will phone it.
Speaker B:There we go.
Speaker A:Oh, and watch him hang up on them again.
Speaker D:Yep.
Speaker B:No, no.
Speaker B:Well, I was on my phone when it came through, so.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:I see the number.
Speaker B:I'm going to call him back.
Speaker B:I see a:Speaker B:I'm going to call that one back.
Speaker B:First.
Speaker E:Call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message.
Speaker B:Okay, we went to voicemail on that one.
Speaker B:Let me try the 918 number.
Speaker D:Appreciate you, Biller.
Speaker B:You're on the air with us.
Speaker B:What's happening?
Speaker B:Happening.
Speaker B:Hey, what's happening?
Speaker A:Not much.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:I think.
Speaker E:I think John should take laxative next time.
Speaker B:You think John should do what?
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker E:I think John should have to do laxative next time.
Speaker B:Lax Laxatives.
Speaker E:Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker D:I wouldn't do that.
Speaker B:That I, I probably wouldn't do that to John.
Speaker B:I, I, I've suffered him with a hot peppers that made his ass fire for days.
Speaker B:I mean, John, John's enjoyed my Carolina reapers pickled, too.
Speaker E:Oh, how was that?
Speaker A:Wonderful.
Speaker B:They pants.
Speaker A:We've done.
Speaker B:I'm doing.
Speaker B:I'm doing quite itching right now.
Speaker B:We've done.
Speaker D:What'd you say?
Speaker B:She's asking, how you doing?
Speaker D:I'm, I'm here.
Speaker D:That's all I'm saying.
Speaker D:I'm here.
Speaker D:I'm here.
Speaker E:I'll give you props because you, you're doing a lot better than I thought you would.
Speaker D:Yeah, I'm really big on controlling, like, every aspect of my life, so this.
Speaker A:Is one of the things that he's an anger for 10.
Speaker A:So control freak.
Speaker A:And we love that about him.
Speaker A:Don't you change, boo boo.
Speaker B:Yeah, don't change, man.
Speaker B:This is, this is the vibe I was really hoping for with you.
Speaker B:And John told me about you.
Speaker B:I'm like, oh, he's got to get on the show.
Speaker B:You've got a great vibe on here, man.
Speaker B:You kind of keep us at that mellow, you know what I mean?
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker B:At that level.
Speaker B:Well, we appreciate.
Speaker B:Here's your question for you because we got.
Speaker B:I got, like, three more phone calls that came in here.
Speaker B:So if you had to pick, would you rather have your ex's pubes glued to your face for a week or drink a smoothie made from the oldest leftovers in your fridge?
Speaker E:Probably the smoothies, because I do not want anything on my exes.
Speaker B:On me.
Speaker B:You don't want your ex's pubes stuck in your teeth and sitting there trying to pluck that out.
Speaker A:You're nasty.
Speaker B:Oh, thank you for calling.
Speaker E:Thank you.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:See, I missed.
Speaker B:Call whoever's.
Speaker B:Whoever's calling in through the 570 number.
Speaker B:I will try calling you back right now.
Speaker B:I believe this is the person I tried calling in.
Speaker D:For.
Speaker B:Sure.
Speaker B:My beard.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:Oh, come on.
Speaker B:Call her.
Speaker B:Call.
Speaker B:Answer.
Speaker A:You trying answer the phone.
Speaker B:Dude, you called twice.
Speaker B:We're calling back now.
Speaker B:Answer the common courtesy.
Speaker B:Yeah, with the considerate.
Speaker B:When we're calling, you gota answer the phone.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Hey, what's up, buddy?
Speaker B:What's going on?
Speaker B:Calling.
Speaker E:I, I hear y' all just talking, and it just hurt my feelings.
Speaker B:Welcome in.
Speaker E:You know what?
Speaker E:It's all.
Speaker E:It's all John's fault.
Speaker E:I feel like John should have done double the better I'm Just saying.
Speaker B:I agree with you.
Speaker B:And John's the one that made the most out of this deal.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker A:How the fuck is itching powder my phone too.
Speaker E:I actually want to feel what the inside of your hand feels like after scratching your nuts.
Speaker E:I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker E:It probably feels smooth.
Speaker B:They probably will feel smooth.
Speaker B:We're sanding them right down right now with our pants.
Speaker B:And the zipper, you know, rubbing on that zipper a little bit.
Speaker B:Yeah, quite well.
Speaker D:So I got a question for you.
Speaker D:I got a question.
Speaker E:Okay.
Speaker D:So you have two of those lollipops, right?
Speaker D:Right?
Speaker E:Yes, I do.
Speaker E:I have had two of them for, I think two years now.
Speaker D:What's it going to take?
Speaker D:Eat it and chew it and then swallow it.
Speaker B:Oh, damn.
Speaker B:What happen?
Speaker B:Somebody doing nothing because I literally do.
Speaker E:That for fun on a regular basis.
Speaker D:And will you record it?
Speaker E:Obviously, because everyone wants to see it.
Speaker B:We have somebody doing that tomorrow night on the Mark G Show.
Speaker B:He's gonna, he's gonna.
Speaker B:He's.
Speaker B:He says so.
Speaker B:So JC tomorrow says he's gonna suck on it for five minutes.
Speaker B:He's gonna do the five minute challenge and then he's gonna chew on it.
Speaker B:He says he doesn't care if he goes to the hospital.
Speaker B:He's gonna do it.
Speaker D:So see, I did.
Speaker E:I did the little natural, which is kind.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker E:That was, that was an experience because I hit KFC a little bit before I ate it and my stomach was just all over the place.
Speaker E:So it was just constant burping.
Speaker E:So all I just kept tasting was the hotness from this gummy bear.
Speaker E:And KFC chicken.
Speaker B:I mean, spicy goes good with chicken, though.
Speaker B:Spicy goes good with chicken.
Speaker B:So that had to be somewhat decent.
Speaker E:Chicken flavor is different.
Speaker E:But like, but like eating something spicy like that after just eating dinner and I'm just like, no, my stomach is like, what are you doing to me?
Speaker E:And I have, I have little stomach issues just from, you know, all the.
Speaker B:Alcohol abuse and it does that to your stomach.
Speaker E:Eating that sort of stuff is just.
Speaker E:Eating that sort of stuff is just for fun at this rate.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:It makes you feel better.
Speaker A:If it makes you feel better.
Speaker A:I have stomach issues because of this.
Speaker A:This.
Speaker B:I did no such thing.
Speaker B:Listen, I.
Speaker B:So, John, all I did was introduce you to some common spicy.
Speaker D:You said common.
Speaker B:Common, yeah, it's common.
Speaker B:It's absolutely.
Speaker B:I got.
Speaker B:I got two bottles up here.
Speaker B:I've got the last Dab experience and I got the last Dab TRX right here on the counter.
Speaker B:Maybe Ter.
Speaker B:Maybe we can have you back on the show.
Speaker B:I can send you a bottle.
Speaker B:We can do a dab for.
Speaker B:Dab on the show for hot sauce.
Speaker D:See, I'll do hot.
Speaker E:There's actually one I have, and it came with a cool little box that came in.
Speaker E:It was called Ass Blaster.
Speaker E:Oh, I still haven't opened it.
Speaker E:It's still sitting in my fridge.
Speaker D:Yeah, you see hot sauce, I like doing that.
Speaker D:I like doing hot sauce.
Speaker D:Like, spicy hot sauces and stuff.
Speaker B:Yeah, Marty, I know, man.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's not good over here.
Speaker B:Marty, I've been touching, like, I want.
Speaker B:I want one of my pouches.
Speaker B:I'm trying to figure out, like, I'm have to put my melt in my pouch.
Speaker A:Use your tongue, dude.
Speaker A:Just musical.
Speaker B:I'm gonna.
Speaker E:I'm really just waiting for the moment where John will smell his hand as he's, like, accidentally forgetting he's hitting his balls the entire time.
Speaker E:He just smells his hand.
Speaker B:I'm waiting for John to just grab the pipe of his vape, too, to get it right on his lips and really just feel it.
Speaker B:John, just waiting for, like, someone to.
Speaker E:Start eating chips or something, right?
Speaker B:John, just stick that pipe a little bit below your belly button, rub it around the below end of your belly button, and then suck on that pipe.
Speaker B:John, what's the.
Speaker B:What's not.
Speaker B:That feels.
Speaker A:Nah, dude.
Speaker A:Nah.
Speaker B:No, no.
Speaker A:I wouldn't worsh.
Speaker A:I wouldn't wish.
Speaker A:I would not wish this on my worst anime.
Speaker B:I think I got one.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:You son of a.
Speaker B:You were so close.
Speaker B:Okay, I got it.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker A:The tongue power on this, man.
Speaker A:Dude, I got.
Speaker B:I got that great tongue action.
Speaker B:Just ask my wife.
Speaker A:Yeah, let me just call your wife.
Speaker A:Hey, Mark's wife.
Speaker B:Mark's wife.
Speaker E:Casual conversation, right?
Speaker A:Mark, be like, you calling my wife and asking that is she.
Speaker D:I'll call your wife.
Speaker B:Is she awake?
Speaker A:She's sleeping.
Speaker A:Leave that beautiful woman alone.
Speaker A:She's got to put up with this 24 7.
Speaker A:The only peace she gets is when she's sleeping.
Speaker B:So, John's wife, when you're listening to this tomorrow morning on your drive to work, can you text us or send us a message in discord and let us know how John's tongue action is?
Speaker A:Don't listen to him.
Speaker A:He's a monster, man.
Speaker E:What a wild sentence.
Speaker E:Don't listen to him.
Speaker B:Oh, Lord have mercy, Marty.
Speaker B:It may be the eighth episode, but listen, the Mark G.
Speaker B:Show has over like 200 episodes.
Speaker B:If I ain't figured out after 200 episodes, it ain't happening.
Speaker B:Keeps progressing man, it just downhill train.
Speaker B:And like I said, in two weeks, I'm probably gonna lose another portion of my brain.
Speaker B:It's gonna be horrible.
Speaker A:In two weeks, I'm expecting us to be banned.
Speaker B:So we had.
Speaker B:Listen, knock on wood, we have not been banned yet.
Speaker B:Half of the we talk about and do on this show.
Speaker B:So I'm excited about that.
Speaker B:That.
Speaker B:So, yeah, let's go.
Speaker B:Not being banned.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:And we're live on multiple platforms, right?
Speaker B:We're on YouTube.
Speaker B:Facebook said you to us.
Speaker B:We're on Twitch.
Speaker B:We're on X Rumble kick.
Speaker B:We're doing pretty good.
Speaker E:So, John, when's this feet finder coming on?
Speaker B:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:Come on, John.
Speaker B:I'm ready.
Speaker B:Listen, John, I am so ready to do this fee finder thing.
Speaker B:Like, I'm thinking about starting to take some sex of my feet, John.
Speaker B:And you know what's great about me, John, is I don't really have to dress up my feet because I'm so good with AI.
Speaker B:After I take pictures of my feet, I will have the AI decorate my feet.
Speaker B:I will have it put my toes in mayonnaise, and I won't even have to stick my toes in real mayonnaise.
Speaker B:And we'll see who makes the most amount of money.
Speaker E:See, that's not.
Speaker E:That's not cheating because, like, I can tell the difference.
Speaker E:Like, I like seeing a fresh jar mayonnaise with a foot in it.
Speaker E:Like, it just, like, gets my, like, juices flowing and it just makes me smile.
Speaker E:And sometimes it looks like peanut butter.
Speaker A:Like, on either the foot, melted peanut butter or hard peanut butter.
Speaker B:Oh, no.
Speaker E:Like, look at warm peanut butter.
Speaker E:Like, just fresh off the.
Speaker E:Fresh off the shelf.
Speaker A:Fresh, freshly melted peanut butter drizzled on them toes.
Speaker E:Yes.
Speaker D:Oh, I don't lie.
Speaker D:I shifted in my chair and I just felt like powder go down my leg and instantly just went.
Speaker B:I got an it so bad right now.
Speaker D:Right now.
Speaker D:So I can't be loud.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:That works somewhat.
Speaker A:Jesus Christ.
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Oh, you.
Speaker B:Oh, okay.
Speaker E:Also, how's.
Speaker E:How's the itching going, boys?
Speaker A:Like, how's it going?
Speaker A:Great.
Speaker E:Are they feeling, like, tender to the touch?
Speaker B:They're getting a little tender.
Speaker A:I'm trying a little tender, dude.
Speaker B:The mentalness right now is going through my body.
Speaker B:So right now it's like almost every other orifice of my body's itching.
Speaker B:That's why I just.
Speaker B:Oh, you now it's the fort.
Speaker B:Nope, I'm not touching the forehead.
Speaker B:Mind over matter.
Speaker B:Not touching the forehead.
Speaker B:My legs are itching too because it did go down the lake and of course what did I itch my leg with my hand.
Speaker B:That's why I can't you touch anything else my just be careful not to.
Speaker E:Fart because it'll just push it all everywhere then at that rate.
Speaker B:God, this is horrible.
Speaker B:Who the hell's idea was Marty?
Speaker A:Marty?
Speaker D:Mark's the one who brought up itching.
Speaker B:Powder in the first I don't know.
Speaker B:I believe somebody brought it up in chat.
Speaker B:We're gonna have to go back and look at the paper.
Speaker E:Watch.
Speaker D:I watched the whole episode back.
Speaker D:You said something about itching powder.
Speaker D:Marty laughed that he cash out John.
Speaker D:And then now we're here.
Speaker D:We are.
Speaker B:Oh this is where we stand now.
Speaker D:Yeah this is we're here now.
Speaker A:I believe him over you Mark.
Speaker B:Oh that's some he's obsessive.
Speaker B:He'll get but I'm on but I'm the man that almost put you in a coffin.
Speaker B:You should believe me instead.
Speaker E:Oh, I found both of my toes.
Speaker E:They're still in the package.
Speaker E:Still in the back seat.
Speaker A:You chopped your toes off and put them in packages?
Speaker A:That's why.
Speaker E:Yeah, that's the ultimate technique right there.
Speaker E:I knew they were in one of my snack containers.
Speaker D:Mark, just take the hat off and.
Speaker B:Just I I I I can't take the hat off.
Speaker D:I didn't wear a hat tonight.
Speaker D:I was like I don know.
Speaker D:I don't know how.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:That flag works great.
Speaker E:Yeah, definitely.
Speaker E:I will.
Speaker E:I will.
Speaker E:Some probably probably this weekend.
Speaker E:I'll do it for you.
Speaker E:I will I will eat this.
Speaker E:I will play with this lollipop.
Speaker E:I'll read it and then completely destroy it.
Speaker E:And then I will send you the video for it.
Speaker A:That makes me so happy.
Speaker A:Be sure to send it to John.
Speaker D:I'll put it in the group TR.
Speaker A:Send it to John at Hell I'll.
Speaker E:Go I'll go in discord and do it too.
Speaker A:Hold on.
Speaker A:I gotta find my thing here.
Speaker A:John chaos cadre.com.
Speaker A:send it there.
Speaker B:All right, let's see you're you later.
Speaker E:The video so he can send it.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:For some reason you got an easy question this one by the way Way he did get an easy one.
Speaker E:You didn't give me a hard one.
Speaker B:I well I'm going with I'm going down the line.
Speaker B:Let's see if you had to choose I did.
Speaker B:Would you rather yourself shot yourself in a crowded elevator and blame it on a baby or sneeze into your hand and wipe it on your boss's desk.
Speaker E:Taking the shark and blaming it on the baby.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:Absolutely epic right there.
Speaker E:Because I have.
Speaker E:I, I.
Speaker E:I watch my sister's nephew because there's times where she's just not feeling good, and so she'll sleep on the couch.
Speaker E:And I watch all the other kids, too, and I'll just let.
Speaker E:I'll just bellow out a beefer.
Speaker E:And, like, they look at me, I'm like, that was the baby.
Speaker D:Is that Marty?
Speaker B:Yeah, that is Marty.
Speaker D:You.
Speaker B:Terry.
Speaker B:Terry.
Speaker B:I'm gon.
Speaker B:Hey.
Speaker B:If you sleep, when you go to bed tonight, if you're still itching because you feel it, you got to let us know a discord.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker E:The worst feeling.
Speaker E:You're just sitting there dead.
Speaker E:Sleep all comfy all of a sudden, itching nuts.
Speaker D:I'm just not going to sleep.
Speaker D:I got to do.
Speaker D:I got shit I can do.
Speaker E:I am sexually nest asleep.
Speaker B:My ankle.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Open up the lines.
Speaker A:Thanks for calling in, Mikey.
Speaker B:Yes, sir.
Speaker B:Mikey, thanks for calling.
Speaker E:I figured I'd call in before I go to bed.
Speaker B:We appreciate it.
Speaker A:Have sweet dreams, sweetheart.
Speaker E:I'll just dream of all three of you itching your nuts so simultaneously over me as I'm just, like, opening my mouth, catching everything.
Speaker B:Dear God.
Speaker B:Getting cream pie.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker D:The.
Speaker B:On that note, thank you for calling in.
Speaker A:You know that motherfucker's touching himself tonight.
Speaker B:Charl.
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker B:Charles.
Speaker B:All right, y' all.
Speaker B:-:Speaker B:Call into the show right now.
Speaker B:We want to talk to you.
Speaker B:Let us know what you think about the itch.
Speaker B:If we don't get a call the next five minutes, we end this beast.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:If you have not called in yet, Colin.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker D:Shower.
Speaker B:My ankle is.
Speaker B:Dude, I've got a big bubble on my ankle from itching so much.
Speaker B:And the sad part is we're grinding it into our skins when we itch, too.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker D:That's why I'm not itching.
Speaker D:That's why you.
Speaker A:Terry.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:Itchy Balls.
Speaker B:Just subscribe.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:Itchy Balls with a subscription.
Speaker B:What a name for the sub.
Speaker B:Itchy Balls.
Speaker B:Thank you for the subscription.
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker B:Who created Itchy Balls and subscribed?
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker B:Seriously?
Speaker B:Who just created Itchy Balls and subscribe.
Speaker B:I can't.
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker D:They've had the account since:Speaker B:Are you serious?
Speaker A:That's funniest.
Speaker B:Dude.
Speaker B:That is epic.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:Love that it.
Speaker B:Thank you for the sub.
Speaker A:Thank you so much.
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker B:That's so great.
Speaker B:I love it.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:That's awesome.
Speaker B:Dude, I can't stop my.
Speaker B:I'm on my legs now.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:I'm on my legs.
Speaker A:Jesus Christ.
Speaker B:Oh, for sakes.
Speaker B:This is horrible.
Speaker B:John.
Speaker B:This is a bad idea.
Speaker B:Can't believe he talked us into this.
Speaker B:You dick.
Speaker D:All you.
Speaker D:You wouldn't have mentioned that.
Speaker D:Something else would.
Speaker D:Actually, you know what?
Speaker D:I've seen some of the dumb y' all do.
Speaker D:This is pro.
Speaker D:This is the mildest.
Speaker D:So honestly, I'm okay with this right now.
Speaker A:What dumb have we done?
Speaker B:Yeah, Terry, what dumb have we done?
Speaker B:Oh, that one's fun.
Speaker A:Hell.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker B:Mine or John?
Speaker B:Let's do it right now.
Speaker B:John.
Speaker B:I've got mine.
Speaker B:John.
Speaker B:John, I got mine right here.
Speaker B:I will spit my pouch out.
Speaker B:Let's do this while we're itching.
Speaker B:Let's do this while we're itching, John.
Speaker A:Yeah, see, Skypar's on my side, you guys.
Speaker B:Damn straight I'm blaming the game sexual on this one.
Speaker B:Yeah, damn straight.
Speaker B:It's always the game sexual's fault.
Speaker A:Listen, just because I'm money motivated is not a bad thing.
Speaker D:But you have.
Speaker D:You have.
Speaker D:Your lines are so, so, like skewed, dude.
Speaker A:I don't know what you mean by that, buddy.
Speaker D:I won't do it for anything.
Speaker D:Here's some money, you know, okay, I'll do it.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker A:Oh, man.
Speaker A:You know, I mean, you're not wrong, but like, it's got to be like worth my time.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:I'm a very.
Speaker A:I'm a very expensive person.
Speaker D:No, you're not.
Speaker A:What are you pulling up?
Speaker B:No one, no one's calling.
Speaker B:So I figured I'd share a little song that we just had AI create for us.
Speaker B:Us.
Speaker A:Oh, okay.
Speaker A:Hey, what's that big red block at the beginning of the top of the screen?
Speaker A:You don't know nothing about me.
Speaker A:Skypar.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:Escort is too classy for him.
Speaker A:I'm a standard old street rat.
Speaker A:Give me money, I do dumb thing for you.
Speaker A:Me love you long time.
Speaker D:No, he's not a slut.
Speaker D:He still gets paid.
Speaker D:There's a difference.
Speaker A:Yeah, I'm a hooker.
Speaker A:Get it right.
Speaker D:He's not one of them lot lizards.
Speaker A:Oh, I'm so unco.
Speaker A:You say t the that terms of service on YouTube.
Speaker A:You got to be safe.
Speaker A:Wait, no.
Speaker A:He's on Twitch.
Speaker A:You gotta be safe on Twitch.
Speaker A:Bunch of lily livered at Twitch.
Speaker D:Yeah, that's where you find come with fun little different ways of saying it.
Speaker A:I do not look like a Lot.
Speaker B:Lizard kind of do.
Speaker B:Actually, you know what?
Speaker A:Sky par.
Speaker A:I bet you look like a lot l.
Speaker A:A lizard.
Speaker A:I want you to know that I was a beautiful baby.
Speaker B:I'm just jamming out to the song.
Speaker B:Listen to you two over there.
Speaker A:Why aren't you playing the song for us, too?
Speaker D:You say.
Speaker D:You say you're a beautiful baby.
Speaker D:Yeah, I bet you.
Speaker D:I bet you were one of those baby with that big ass head so you look like a alien, aren't you?
Speaker A:I did have a big head head.
Speaker A:But I'm not going to tell you which head podcast is glitchy.
Speaker A:Oops.
Speaker A:I mean, glitchy.
Speaker B:Wait, do you guys even hear the music?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker B:Are you serious?
Speaker D:We don't hear what the.
Speaker B:Like, I'm over here jamming out and you guys don't hear to me.
Speaker B:Why the do you two say something?
Speaker A:I did say something.
Speaker B:No, you did it.
Speaker B:You didn't say, say.
Speaker D:Yes, he did.
Speaker D:He said you dam music.
Speaker D:Why don't you let us listen to it?
Speaker D:Exactly what he said.
Speaker B:I didn't hear no.
Speaker B:Y' all.
Speaker B:I'm over here.
Speaker B:Like, I'm laughing my ass off this song.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker D:Doesn't mean you can blame it on everybody else.
Speaker B:This is.
Speaker B:Listen, if we were.
Speaker A:Hold on, hold on.
Speaker A:Jarl.
Speaker A:If we were drunk, the show wouldn't last two weeks.
Speaker B:Oh, God.
Speaker B:I haven't had a.
Speaker B:I haven't had an alcoholic drink in seven years.
Speaker B:Like, oh, my God.
Speaker B:I can only imagine if I'm drunk.
Speaker D:I relax a lot, and that's.
Speaker D:Nobody wants that.
Speaker B:Okay, so let's try this song again.
Speaker B:Since I was just sitting there beboping, looking like a idiot, thinking everybody was listening.
Speaker B:All right, let me know if you hear this.
Speaker B:Now you guys hear the drum?
Speaker B:Okay, here we go.
Speaker C:Three dumb dudes and a damn dumb plan.
Speaker C:What could go wrong?
Speaker C:Everything, man Mark said, boys, I got a thrill let's spice it up down south for real John was lit, Terry was game they all dropped pants no shame, no shame Pulled out a bag red and mean Said it's itching powder for the scene Laugh like hyenas Not a clue what that devil dust would do Itching ain't easy when it's on your teeth Dancing at the time screaming holy shit sack on fire Boy boys gone wild Itchy dick disco flaming star we shouldn't explain something's wrong with my candy cane Nurse hung up, screamed at staff we got a triple case of stupid rash that whack that grab that hose and blast that hot like lava Red like Mars those Boys need ointment.
Speaker A:Can you send me a copy of this?
Speaker B:I will.
Speaker C:Sea life's unfair Crotch like a volcano smoking hair they tried to flex, tried to laugh but ended up in a B of rot I thought it'd be funny, bro, my dick's got a heartbeat.
Speaker B:I googled how to reverse a curse.
Speaker C:Now I'm crying in a CVS Never.
Speaker B:Again, Never again that's Terry.
Speaker C:They dance with fire they dance with Shang now that they can't even piss the same it ain't easy don't be a fool don't powder your junk like it's April fools Laugh all you want till it burns your pride and you're riding your bike with your balls outside it ain't easy but lesson learned Mess with the crown jewels, you'll get burned so here's to march on and Terry's fate Three itchy legends we celebrate let's.
Speaker B:Go the Ouch intro.
Speaker B:Now let's see what the answer ain't.
Speaker C:Easy no, it ain't but it's funny.
Speaker B:As.
Speaker C:It ain't easy yeah, we know.
Speaker C:Now pass that cream and rock this show.
Speaker B:That was actually a really good song.
Speaker D:That was.
Speaker B:I was jamming to that one.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:Oh, balls.
Speaker B:That was great.
Speaker A:I love it.
Speaker B:That was good.
Speaker B:I like that one.
Speaker A:It was good.
Speaker A:Real good.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker B:All right, y' all.
Speaker B:Is anybody else got a call in, cuz I think we're just about ready to wash our sausages up here and get them cleaned up and wash our desks and anything else that we may have touched.
Speaker B:There's a lot of orifices on my desk that have been touched that really need to be cleaned.
Speaker A:I touched Harry's butthole.
Speaker B:Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker B:Did you lick it, too, at least?
Speaker B:Least?
Speaker B:Oh, what the.
Speaker B:You're supposed to lick it, John.
Speaker A:No, he needs to wash it.
Speaker A:It came away smelling like.
Speaker B:Oh, Lord have mercy.
Speaker B:All right, so since no one's going to be calling it, let's switch over back to this screen here, y' all.
Speaker A:They didn't give him enough money yet.
Speaker B:All right, y' all.
Speaker B:So to dare next week, it sounds like we may.
Speaker B:May.
Speaker B:May not be doing the birthing simulators, so.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:John, are you looking forward to the birthing simulator?
Speaker D:Oh, no, I'm only getting one just for Marty.
Speaker B:Oh, just for Marty.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker B:So, okay, so John and I are safe.
Speaker B:It's just Marty getting the bir.
Speaker D:Said they were getting some.
Speaker D:Getting those already for you all to already, so.
Speaker B:That's right.
Speaker B:That was Willow last week.
Speaker B:Willow said something like, next time she gets paid, she was going to order the birthing simulators for us.
Speaker A:Oh, Mike is saying he'll get us both one.
Speaker A:Hey, Mikey, you.
Speaker B:There we go, Mikey.
Speaker B:Talking about make sure the birthing simulators are ordered.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker B:So it looks like we may be doing the birthing simulator sooner than later.
Speaker B:John Charles is doomed.
Speaker B:They are that.
Speaker B:Listen, y' all, we only got two in the AM Wish list.
Speaker B:So if Terry sends John the money, I'll make sure that we get a shipped rate to Marty.
Speaker B:We'll get Marty's address, we'll make sure it's shipped to Marty.
Speaker B:And for everybody else, you just place the order on the Amazon wish list.
Speaker B:And when I get them in, I'll call John so John and I can meet halfway and I can give it to him.
Speaker B:Because John and I do live about an hour away from each other.
Speaker B:But we'll meet halfway and we'll hand over the birthing simulator to John and watch him cry as he.
Speaker B:We'll even do a video with it.
Speaker B:We'll make a little video clip of John and I transferring over the birthing simulator.
Speaker B:Maybe we'll ride a shopping cart while we're there, too, just to have a little fun.
Speaker D:Your wife gonna kill.
Speaker B:I'll be like, okay, Johnny, baby, you gotta get in the shopping car.
Speaker B:We'll run around the shopping mall.
Speaker B:Coming up.
Speaker B:Broom.
Speaker B:Broom.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:Faster.
Speaker B:John will be screaming, faster, Daddy, fast.
Speaker B:Great.
Speaker B:I'll make sure the wireless microphones are on, too, so we get great audio for it.
Speaker B:Oh, hear that, Raider?
Speaker B:It's a shopping guy.
Speaker D:Goddamn bug.
Speaker D:Buggy.
Speaker B:It is a shopping cart.
Speaker B:It's not a buggy.
Speaker B:It's a shopping cart.
Speaker D:It's a buggy.
Speaker B:How is it a buggy when it's a shopping cart?
Speaker B:You go grocery shopping with it, right?
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:Okay, so you go shopping with a cart.
Speaker B:It's a shopping cart.
Speaker D:Still a buggy.
Speaker B:No, no, A buggy is completely different.
Speaker D:It's a buggy.
Speaker B:It is not a buggy.
Speaker B:It is a.
Speaker B:John, I'm waiting for you to jump in here, John.
Speaker D:We always call him Buggy.
Speaker A:I'm originally from the South.
Speaker A:I've recently, in the last 10 years, have become a Northerner.
Speaker A:And I've heard it both ways.
Speaker B:Nice.
Speaker B:My son just won a hundred dollars on a $10 scratch ticket.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker A:Which one?
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:Which one?
Speaker B:I gotta wash my phone now.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:God damn it.
Speaker B:This is.
Speaker B:Oh, listen, y' all, number one.
Speaker B:Amazing.
Speaker B:That all of you come in here to watch us torture ourselves is phenomenal.
Speaker B:Why y' all continue to watch this show is beyond me, but I'm glad y' all are here.
Speaker B:I gotta say, the two weeks that we had with Terry have been a blast.
Speaker B:And I hope he does come back in the show.
Speaker B:We didn't scare him away with itchy nuts and just syndrome, but ins.
Speaker A:Itchy nut syndrome.
Speaker B:I do.
Speaker B:Seriously though, Terry, I would be.
Speaker B:I would love your feedback here for being on the show for the past two weeks, my man.
Speaker D:Yeah, it's been a little.
Speaker D:It's way out of my comfort zone.
Speaker D:Not even gonna lie about it.
Speaker D:Try to.
Speaker D:Try to make it sound better.
Speaker D:But no, it was out of my comfort zone.
Speaker D:It's a good experience not doing any of these challenges ever again.
Speaker D:But yeah.
Speaker D:Oh, I will come back.
Speaker A:Nice, dude.
Speaker D:That's nice.
Speaker B:Come back on the show.
Speaker B:But what if another challenge is brought up on the show?
Speaker D:I will come here in one week intervals just to make sure I don't have to do that.
Speaker B:So, John, the next time we bring Terry on the show, we gotta make sure we already have the dare set up up and planned and ready to rock and roll prior to the week from getting on the show, you death.
Speaker D:I'm not doing that.
Speaker A:If a random package shows up on your doorstep, do not worry.
Speaker B:Yeah, it'll just be.
Speaker B:It'll be a package of love.
Speaker D:It'll just.
Speaker A:Home baked cookies, baby.
Speaker A:Home baked.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Home baked cookies.
Speaker D:Nope.
Speaker A:How.
Speaker A:How bad would you feel if it really was home baked cookies, bro?
Speaker D:What kind of cookies?
Speaker A:What do you want?
Speaker D:Because I don't eat chocolate, so.
Speaker A:Oatmeal raisin.
Speaker A:You look like an oatmeal raisin kind of guy.
Speaker B:One of them has a laxative.
Speaker B:That would be great.
Speaker A:The cart versus buggy 25 is the new ticket.
Speaker B:Wait a minute.
Speaker B:Doesn't like XLAX sell like the little chocolate bars they do, but you can make them some chocolate chip cookies and put them.
Speaker B:Oh, he doesn't like chocolate chip.
Speaker D:I don't eat chocolate.
Speaker A:Why?
Speaker D:I don't like it.
Speaker B:Okay, so wait a minute.
Speaker B:I think.
Speaker B:I think they shut the up.
Speaker B:Oh, you shut the up.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:Why, Terry?
Speaker A:Why don't you like chocolate?
Speaker A:Seems a little racist to me, actually.
Speaker B:Yeah, it does.
Speaker D:Chocolate, man don't like chocolate.
Speaker B:You know, what do they.
Speaker B:What do they call.
Speaker B:What do they call you, Terry?
Speaker B:Uncle Tom.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:He watched Red Velvet.
Speaker D:Red Velvet is chocolate, you dumbass.
Speaker D:Just died.
Speaker B:What about.
Speaker B:Wait, wait, we can.
Speaker B:They got gummies.
Speaker B:They got Laxatives and gummies.
Speaker A:Dude.
Speaker A:I'm not doing laxatives.
Speaker A:I don't know what the is wrong with you guys.
Speaker B:We wouldn't be able to stay here for five minutes.
Speaker B:We'd all be dazed.
Speaker B:We'd have to have wireless microphones talking to each other, blowing up the.
Speaker B:We'd be like, hey, John, why Mark.
Speaker B:Oh, wait, Mark.
Speaker B:I can hear you, mark.
Speaker C:Oh, me.
Speaker D:100 cash app.
Speaker D:For what bill?
Speaker D:For what I need to know.
Speaker B:Oh, they got money out there now.
Speaker B:Lax.
Speaker D:You gotta go up for that.
Speaker B:You gotta go up for that.
Speaker B:Oh, we gotta get a pool to go.
Speaker A:Listen, I alone will do the laxatives for 150.
Speaker B:Damn.
Speaker B:Don't need laxatives.
Speaker B:Just give me some hot wings.
Speaker B:I got no gallbladder.
Speaker B:So you give me like four hot wings and it's like giving me ax laxative.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Once I got out of the military, it's the first thing they took out of me.
Speaker B:They're like, yeah, your gallbladder shot.
Speaker B:My gallbladder went bye bye.
Speaker A:They're all excited.
Speaker A:We have a price point.
Speaker A:Listen, I was lying.
Speaker A:It was a lie.
Speaker A:I was lying.
Speaker B:John, wait, me?
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B:And I do, John.
Speaker B:The good thing is I've got a wire microphone in my drawer.
Speaker B:I can give you too.
Speaker B:So when you take these laxatives, you can bring us right straight in the potty with you.
Speaker B:You can still do the show you your braids out.
Speaker A:I won't be able to hear you though.
Speaker B:You good thing is, John, I can put you on the show with just being on a cell phone.
Speaker A:Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:I got ways around this, John.
Speaker D:Shitty situation again, John.
Speaker B:Yeah, you just put yourself in a really situation, John.
Speaker B:Doing a live podcast on the.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:You put on your camera.
Speaker B:You sexual me.
Speaker A:Do it for the vine, John.
Speaker A:I just want to point out.
Speaker A:I want to point out that you guys guys have been spelling my name wrong this whole time.
Speaker A:It's not J O H N.
Speaker A:It's J O N.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's short for Jonathan.
Speaker A:But we don't use my government name because I'm not a basic ass stuck in the military anymore.
Speaker A:Thanks, dude.
Speaker B:These clips are going to have me itching like a little Going like this.
Speaker B:It's going to be horrible.
Speaker B:I guess.
Speaker B:Eclipse.
Speaker B:Why is that guy itching?
Speaker A:Someone kick him out.
Speaker D:Someone kick him out.
Speaker A:I don't want you with anymore.
Speaker B:Done.
Speaker B:Oh, it's going to be a good time.
Speaker B:Time.
Speaker A:Oh, Raider's got that look on his face.
Speaker A:He's doing something who does?
Speaker B:Raider, what are you doing over there?
Speaker B:Raider?
Speaker B:Raider, what are you doing?
Speaker A:Raider, you piece of.
Speaker A:Did you just kick him out?
Speaker D:No, I time re timed him back in.
Speaker B:You John Burley.
Speaker B:We're putting you into pens and eating laxes.
Speaker B:Oh, dear God.
Speaker B:Have John.
Speaker B:Oh, dear God.
Speaker B:Devin, John wearing Depends live on stream.
Speaker B:Tell him he can't leave his seat with a laxative.
Speaker B:He has to himself.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:His wife would murder us.
Speaker B:His wife would absolutely murder us.
Speaker B:Because that chair.
Speaker B:That chair would smell like for months.
Speaker B:It would never leave that.
Speaker A:You have to get thrown on.
Speaker B:It would be so horrible.
Speaker D:Yeah, make sure you get enough to cover a new chair.
Speaker D:You gotta make sure you get enough cover new chair.
Speaker D:And for pain and suffering.
Speaker A:Well, we're including pain and suffering and a new chair.
Speaker A:We're looking at like 300 bucks.
Speaker D:See, you got to know your worth.
Speaker B:That's a cheap chair.
Speaker D:That's a cheap chair.
Speaker B:That is a very cheap chair.
Speaker A:This chair.
Speaker A:I'm sitting.
Speaker A:Well, actually, no.
Speaker A:My other chair, the one that's now squeaky that I change out at the beginning of the show.
Speaker A:That one cost me 150.
Speaker A:And this one here for free from a friend.
Speaker B:Nice.
Speaker B:Get him a poop bucket.
Speaker B:Oh, dear God.
Speaker B:You realize we will all pitch in.
Speaker B:John, they want to see you yourself.
Speaker B:John, they really want to see you yourself.
Speaker B:I think you're gonna.
Speaker B:I think, John, you gave him a price point.
Speaker B:I think you're taking laxatives here soon, my man.
Speaker A:300'S the price point, Chat.
Speaker B:I think John's gonna.
Speaker B:If John receive.
Speaker B:If y' all in and y' all chip in and John totals out on.
Speaker A:His cashing, come your house and slap.
Speaker B:Right is asking everybody right now.
Speaker B:Y' all send me the cash.
Speaker B:I will cash app it to John right now.
Speaker B:And we will do this.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:Oh, Johnny boy.
Speaker B:You may be here soon, brother.
Speaker B:I can't wait to hear your wife's reaction about this tomorrow.
Speaker D:5050 and just do it.
Speaker A:Wait, what?
Speaker A:What?
Speaker D:me and Satan would split that:Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Can't be a real game sexual without a bucket.
Speaker A:My name's not Cartman, okay?
Speaker A:And if you don't know what I'm talking about, you're uncultured.
Speaker B:All right, for those who are tuning in via audio.
Speaker B:Who?
Speaker B:Those who are watching a video.
Speaker B:Let's make sure I get this clipped, right.
Speaker B:John has given a price point to himself.
Speaker B:That's right.
Speaker B:He's going to himself by taking laxatives and it's only going to take a $300 to go to his cash app.
Speaker B:And listen, there's a way we can get it to him pretty quickly, y' all.
Speaker B:His cash app is.
Speaker B:Go ahead, John.
Speaker B:What's your cash app?
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:My cash app.
Speaker D:I got you.
Speaker A:Hold on.
Speaker B:All right, hold on.
Speaker B:Ray is going to pull up his cash app for us.
Speaker B:Stand by, dad.
Speaker B:Damn it.
Speaker B:Let me know you got his cash app so I can redo it so we can get the right clip.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:But also listening in right now, John has finally admitted that he will go ahead and himself like a baby on stream.
Speaker B:And all it's gonna take is 300 to go to his cash app.
Speaker B:So as soon as he reaches that 300 bucks, we're gonna give him some laxatives to himself on stream.
Speaker B:It's gonna be amazing.
Speaker B:And we're making yourself great again.
Speaker B:What is that?
Speaker D:Cash app raider is Captain Snooch 89 c a p t s n o o t c h89.
Speaker B:There we go.
Speaker B:Yeah, we got it.
Speaker A:Wait, wait, hold on.
Speaker A:Wait.
Speaker A:Dry saying 300.
Speaker A:300 is lowballing it, bro.
Speaker D:I mean, it is, it is, but.
Speaker B:You already gave the price.
Speaker B:No, no, you can't up the price now.
Speaker B:You can't up the price now.
Speaker B:No, no, you've already said 300.
Speaker B:No, no, no, you've already said 300.
Speaker A:Jarl, what is a good price for this?
Speaker B:No, no.
Speaker B:Jarl.
Speaker B:Jarl, he already set the point.
Speaker B:Jarl.
Speaker A:Jarl, don't listen to these imbeciles.
Speaker B:Jarl, he already set the price point.
Speaker B:You can't.
Speaker B:No, he already said $300.
Speaker B:Dollars dollars.
Speaker B:You can't sit there and let this man ride on anymore.
Speaker B:No, he said 300.
Speaker A:We're going up to 400.
Speaker B:No, no, you already.
Speaker B:300.
Speaker B:We already clipped it.
Speaker D:We.
Speaker D:It's done.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Marty, just post.
Speaker B:Hold on, Marty.
Speaker B:Let me get that blown up on screen.
Speaker B:There we go.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:Let me ask you this jar.
Speaker A:What would you do it for?
Speaker B:Jarl, just say 300.
Speaker B:Jarl.
Speaker A:Jarl, don't sell yourself so short.
Speaker B:Dude, he already said 300.
Speaker B:Jarl, just like.
Speaker B:Just like zoom, Zombie girl out here said 300.
Speaker B:Diapers causes drops and binding left.
Speaker B:They absolutely did.
Speaker B:Oh, Jessica says I'm about to send sign.
Speaker B:Jesus Christ, John, if your cash app starts blowing, I think we're.
Speaker B:You know, I was about ready to end it, but I think we need like 10 more minutes of us itching just to see if John happens to get any cash apps.
Speaker B:Roll again.
Speaker B:Because it'd be quite Amazing if John ragged 300 right now on stream.
Speaker A:I should have to go home early from work.
Speaker A:Still got paid 3k.
Speaker E:Son of a.
Speaker B:Oh, y' all.
Speaker B:This is a amazing.
Speaker B:John, what kind of laxative would you be doing, John?
Speaker A:I do that.
Speaker A:Whatever it is in the bottle.
Speaker A:The liquid stuff.
Speaker B:Oh, the stuff they gave us before we went.
Speaker B:Got taped.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Magnesium citrate.
Speaker B:That's gonna last longer than just magnesium citrate.
Speaker B:Is going to make you yourself all night long, dude.
Speaker B:You'll lose 25 pounds.
Speaker A:I need a it.
Speaker B:You will lose 25.
Speaker B:Dude.
Speaker B:My drill.
Speaker B:My.
Speaker B:Not my drill.
Speaker B:So my recruiter made me drink two of those before my tape in.
Speaker D:Really?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Mine only made me drink one, bro.
Speaker B:Dude, I was so dehydrated.
Speaker B:Like, I woke up that morning to go to MEPs.
Speaker B:I'm like.
Speaker B:Like, just so dry.
Speaker B:It was bad.
Speaker B:No, man.
Speaker A:Oh, hold on.
Speaker A:When you were at Memphis, did you get the old guy guy?
Speaker B:Yeah, I did get the finger in the booty hole.
Speaker B:I absolutely did get the finger.
Speaker A:Really gleeful about it, dude.
Speaker B:Yeah, he was happy about it.
Speaker B:Yeah, he loved is.
Speaker B:Oh, Marty.
Speaker B:It is liquid.
Speaker B:Magnesium citrate is a liquid thick form.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:It's like.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:It's drink.
Speaker B:It's drinking, like, I don't know, rubber, but it's really thick.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:But if you get the lemon flavor, it goes down a little bit easier.
Speaker B:You got to have the lemon, though.
Speaker A:I don't like.
Speaker B:Cherry's not so good.
Speaker B:I've done it a couple times.
Speaker A:Do they have flavorless?
Speaker D:They do have.
Speaker B:I think they do got flavorless.
Speaker B:Yeah, but you want to get lemon.
Speaker B:You don't want flavoredness.
Speaker B:You don't want flavorless.
Speaker B:Dude, you don't want the flavorless one.
Speaker B:Trust me.
Speaker B:You want it flavor, John.
Speaker B:You really do.
Speaker B:You want to make sure you're enjoying that as you're taking it down.
Speaker B:Because once you.
Speaker B:You're in a commode, you ain't enjoying it no more.
Speaker B:John, this will be you.
Speaker B:Oh, wait.
Speaker B:Nope, not wrong.
Speaker B:One again.
Speaker B:Moist.
Speaker D:I'm ready to take a shower.
Speaker D:Ready to take a shower.
Speaker B:You feeling dirty right now, Dar?
Speaker D:Feeling itchy as, Right?
Speaker B:Is it.
Speaker B:Are you almost to your breaking point where you can't just hold off anymore?
Speaker D:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker D:I'm just looking at the time.
Speaker B:Hold on one second, Jessica.
Speaker B:I'll post it back on the screen.
Speaker B:Let me scroll up real quick.
Speaker B:Let's find Marty's thing Real quick right here.
Speaker B:Here you go.
Speaker B:It's up on the screen again.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:Raider did phenomenal on here, y' all.
Speaker B:Raiders more than one.
Speaker B:Wel more than welcome to come back in the show anytime.
Speaker A:I just want to say, mater, I'm glad that you hung out with us for two weeks and the crazy.
Speaker A:Even though I know it was uncomfortable for you, I personally am proud of you for putting yourself outside your comfort zone and chilling with us two lunatics.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:And if I called out the control freak so much, my apologies.
Speaker B:But I'm also a control freak quite.
Speaker B:Well.
Speaker B:You can ask John.
Speaker B:He lived with me.
Speaker B:I'm a very bad control.
Speaker A:He wouldn't even let me vape in the basement, bro.
Speaker A:You believe that?
Speaker D:I can believe that, yeah.
Speaker B:Hell, no.
Speaker D:So for y' all, it's.
Speaker D:It's been an experience.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:100 experience.
Speaker B:I'm glad, folks, if anybody else wants to ever be on the show, listen, you can.
Speaker B:We.
Speaker B:We want.
Speaker B:We want a variety of people on this show to be.
Speaker B:Be a third wheel on us.
Speaker B:So if y' all ever want to be on the show, just go to chaos cadre.com, fill out the little form that says be a guest, and we will get you scheduled to be on the show.
Speaker B:We would love to have y' all on the show.
Speaker B:It would be phenomenal to get other people on the show, Jarl.
Speaker A:I know, dude.
Speaker A:Looking wild.
Speaker A:I had a bedtime and everything.
Speaker D:You're damn right, Silver.
Speaker B:What's.
Speaker B:What.
Speaker B:What is Silver saying?
Speaker D:I have another bottle already, too.
Speaker B:Oh, Lord.
Speaker A:We got a problem there, buddy.
Speaker B:Yeah, it does.
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker B:What's going on over there?
Speaker B:You okay?
Speaker D:I'm fine.
Speaker B:You sure?
Speaker A:You want to look at his eyes?
Speaker A:Look at his eyes, dude.
Speaker A:Look at his eyes.
Speaker B:His eyes have got, like, I want to murder you eyes right now going, yeah, dude.
Speaker A:They're all closed in like.
Speaker A:Like, he just smoked a fatty.
Speaker A:And he's all like, they are murder these guys.
Speaker B:He's spinning.
Speaker B:He's spinning around his chair right now like a tweaker.
Speaker B:He's like.
Speaker B:I just.
Speaker B:He can't sit still right now.
Speaker B:Like, he.
Speaker B:Like, he's got an itch or something.
Speaker B:I don't know why.
Speaker A:Missing is him itching like a tweaker going right.
Speaker B:I'm surprised he ain't itching like a tweaker right now.
Speaker A:Yo, Chunky.
Speaker A:You're down, dude.
Speaker A:To be on the podcast.
Speaker B:Definitely.
Speaker B:Chunky, love to have you on.
Speaker A:I don't know you, but I'd love to have on, dude.
Speaker A:Right?
Speaker B:Just go to chaos cadre.com.
Speaker B:fill out the form.
Speaker B:Actually, all of our previous episodes and our clips are Also on chaos cadre.com's website as well.
Speaker B:We have everything right there on the website, y' all.
Speaker B:The link to the merchandise store will be on the website.
Speaker B:I will put that up.
Speaker B:Actually, I'll probably put up tonight where I'm going to be working on some audio.
Speaker B:So I'll get the link to Chaos Cadres merchandise site on our website as well.
Speaker B:Feel like if I join, I'm gonna get tortured.
Speaker B:Good.
Speaker A:We would never, Mikey.
Speaker E:We would never.
Speaker B:Never.
Speaker B:So, listen, all I ask is if you're going to be on the show, that you come on the show for two weeks with us, because typically the first week is when we get to know you and the people that get to know you.
Speaker B:And then during that episode, we'll talk about a torture, and the following week we do the torture.
Speaker B:Just ask Terry over here.
Speaker B:Yeah, I remember that episode quite well, John.
Speaker B:When we mentioned that you guys got the donation for the pow, and Terry's face in that moment looked like he was ready to come to Maine and beat your ass.
Speaker A:Yeah, but it wasn't me, dude.
Speaker A:I didn't.
Speaker A:You.
Speaker B:You watched.
Speaker D:I watched it back.
Speaker B:Did you tell him to watch it back, too?
Speaker B:To say it was my.
Speaker B:No, you.
Speaker B:You just had to see who it was that suggested the whole past week to himself.
Speaker A:I didn't even talk to him.
Speaker B:I didn't bother him.
Speaker A:Not after our conversation after the podcast.
Speaker A:I just let him.
Speaker A:Do you know the Mark G Show.
Speaker B:Met Greet and turns.
Speaker B:What?
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker A:Well, this ain't the Mark G Show, Jarl.
Speaker A:This is.
Speaker A:This is Chaos Cadre.
Speaker A:We're just using Mark G Show stuff.
Speaker B:Yeah, so we're on.
Speaker B:We.
Speaker B:We are on Chaos Cadre, but it's like a.
Speaker B:It's a.
Speaker B:The whole production thing.
Speaker B:Eventually, the Mark G Show will turn into the Mark G Productions because.
Speaker B:Yeah, Chaos Cadre is part of the Mark G production.
Speaker A:Mark, there's someone talking to you.
Speaker A:In chat.
Speaker A:You've been ignoring them, you piece.
Speaker B:Packer Boy.
Speaker B:What's going on, Packer Boy?
Speaker B:Listen, John, I was responding to Jarl, and then I saw Pack A Boy.
Speaker A:He's been talking this whole time.
Speaker B:Has he really?
Speaker D:Yes, yes.
Speaker A:Three minutes ago he said sigma.
Speaker B:Well, I probably need my reading glasses on, but I ain't putting anything near my eyes right now, you dicks.
Speaker B:Okay, I've already touched enough.
Speaker B:No, I've already touched it.
Speaker B:No, I've already touched it enough on my desk.
Speaker B:Oh, 40 bucks sent to John right now already for Jessica.
Speaker B:So it's $40 towards his 300.
Speaker B:All right, y' all, so John's down there.
Speaker B:What do you need now?
Speaker B:$360 more dollars.
Speaker D:260.
Speaker B:260 more dollars to go to John, y' all.
Speaker B:And then John has to do laxatives next week.
Speaker B:Can we get John to 300 chat?
Speaker B:Because all he's got to do is go to Walgreens.
Speaker B:All he's got to do is go to Walgreens Greens and buy the bottle of magnesium citrate.
Speaker B:They sell it@Walgreens CVS.
Speaker B:Hell, I even think they sell it at Hanniford.
Speaker A:I'm pretty sure they do sell at Hannaford.
Speaker A:I got a Hannaford like, two minutes down the street from me.
Speaker B:There we go.
Speaker B:Buy right at Hannaford.
Speaker B:Hannaford.
Speaker B:John, you'll have to record a video of you buying it, too, and let the person check you out, tell you, say, yeah, I'm doing this on a podcast.
Speaker B:Be great.
Speaker B:John will be great.
Speaker B:What?
Speaker A:Guys, I'm buying it.
Speaker A:Hey, cashier, I'm doing this for a podcast, right?
Speaker D:Yep.
Speaker B:John, we gotta get you breaking out of your shell, too.
Speaker B:See, we got.
Speaker B:We got Raider out of his shell now.
Speaker B:We gotta get you out of your shell, John.
Speaker B:Your shell.
Speaker B:You listen.
Speaker B:You out of your shell being on here with me now.
Speaker B:I gotta get you on out of your shell a little bit.
Speaker B:Doing public stuff, that's very hard for me.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker B:We'll get you there, though.
Speaker A:I did this for you, Raider.
Speaker A:What do you mean you did this for Raider?
Speaker D:You did this for me?
Speaker B:Bill and I.
Speaker B:What did you do for Raider?
Speaker A:What are you talking about?
Speaker A:What did you do?
Speaker B:What did you do?
Speaker B:What did you do?
Speaker B:What did you do?
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Please tell me you shoved itching powder down your own pants.
Speaker B:What did you do?
Speaker A:What did you do?
Speaker A:I didn't see anything in chat neither.
Speaker B:John, you don't got any cash app thing or anything?
Speaker B:All I did was mention money.
Speaker B:I didn't expect a tail.
Speaker B:Okay, all right, I'm over here making sure we didn't get no PayPal donation to go towards.
Speaker B:I'm like, I have to get John's PayPal and send it to him.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker D:One thing about John is the moment somebody mentions money and it goes up to the amount that piques his interest, he's gonna do it no matter what.
Speaker B:We absolutely can repeat that.
Speaker B:Cash.
Speaker B:App.
Speaker B:App.
Speaker B:Let's go back up to Marty's post again.
Speaker B:What's the matter, John?
Speaker B:Here it is right here.
Speaker B:Here's John's cash app again.
Speaker B:Make sure you all take a screenshot of it right now on your phones.
Speaker B:Take a screenshot of that.
Speaker B:Captain Snooch 89.
Speaker B:That's C A P T S N O O T C H89.
Speaker B:And yeah, that's his cash app right there, y' all.
Speaker B:Hell, you got to buy it in a random combo, like an entire laxatives in a plunger that's there at them as they check you out.
Speaker B:Oh, Jessica says I had to put some money in because I offered laxative when I was on the phone.
Speaker B:She did.
Speaker B:She did say laxative when she was on the phone.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:And she already put it in.
Speaker B:John, how.
Speaker B:John, let me ask you this.
Speaker B:Are you gret now's agreeing to a dollar amount for doing a laxative live.
Speaker D:Especially such a low number?
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker D:Yes, I do, because somebody asked me would I do something stupid.
Speaker D:I'm not saying what it is, because I know you.
Speaker A:I don't know what you mean, dude.
Speaker A:What do you.
Speaker B:What do you.
Speaker A:What do you mean?
Speaker D:So what's your low, lowest dollar amount?
Speaker D:I said a thousand.
Speaker D:Thousand.
Speaker D:They're like, that's too high.
Speaker D:It's like, that's my lowest number.
Speaker A:My.
Speaker A:My lowest number is, I think, $50.
Speaker A:It depends on what the, you know, thing is.
Speaker B:So, yeah, John's been dared to do a lot.
Speaker B:John's pay to do a lot on him.
Speaker B:John, the first one is your womb broom.
Speaker B:You had to shave that off.
Speaker A:It's just now starting to come back, for God's sakes.
Speaker B:Then it was a Satan's toe.
Speaker D:I do not want to do Satan's toe.
Speaker B:And then it's this lovely itching powder that my leg is still itching.
Speaker B:My nuts are kind of calmed down because the rest of my body's been feeling the itch.
Speaker B:So we're good there.
Speaker B:There.
Speaker B:You could play XLX Rush and roulette brownies.
Speaker B:Dear God.
Speaker B:Oh, I think it's gonna be a good time, y' all.
Speaker B:I think it's gonna be a good time if John gets to do the laxatives.
Speaker B:Y But, gentlemen, I'm not sure about y' all, but I think it's time to wash up.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker D:I think so.
Speaker B:All right, y' all, my final words is I want to thank everybody for coming out, tuning in.
Speaker B:I appreciate you.
Speaker B:I want to say special shout out for Terry for coming phenomenal guest out here.
Speaker B:Man up did this itching with us.
Speaker B:Ready to punch John.
Speaker B:I hope he does meet John.
Speaker B:He gives John a sucker Punch for making a.
Speaker B:Mitch, it's a good time.
Speaker B:John, what are your final words?
Speaker A:I just want to thank you all for coming with us on this journey of stupidity.
Speaker A:You know, it's been a lot of fun.
Speaker A:And again, thank you.
Speaker A:Thank you again, Terry, for coming and hanging out with us.
Speaker A:You know, I know.
Speaker A:Know that it's outside your comfort zone, you know, and special thanks to him for that and all of our guests that we've had so far, which has been Terry and Shiny.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A:Shiny paid for it.
Speaker B:Shiny did.
Speaker B:Dude, she.
Speaker B:She took that toes.
Speaker D:I was a little petty.
Speaker B:You know, the funny part is we didn't tell her about the.
Speaker B:The two week guest thing until the day of her lollipop night.
Speaker B:So she had no way tell her about that till the day of.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:And for you, Jessica, I have nothing to say about the laxative because I do dumb all the time.
Speaker A:Just ask Mark.
Speaker A:I've been doing them for dumb for like six years now.
Speaker B:He has, and it's great.
Speaker B:He's a great guinea pig.
Speaker B:Terry, what do you got for us?
Speaker D:Thank you for having me on here.
Speaker D:It's been a pleasure.
Speaker D:I don't like it, but hopefully we run across each other down the line.
Speaker D:I don't blame John.
Speaker D:I blame you, Mark.
Speaker D:I watched the episode back three times in a row.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:Just to make sure.
Speaker B:Just to make sure.
Speaker B:Blame, huh?
Speaker D:I'm very obsessive about so.
Speaker A:I told you.
Speaker D:But it's, it's, it's a good time.
Speaker D:But.
Speaker D:Yeah, that's all I got.
Speaker B:All right, well, I appreciate you all tuning in.
Speaker B:This is it.
Speaker B:We'll catch you all later.