Biceps and Bravery: Hulkrilla’s Fight Against Domestic Violence

Hi, my name is John S. And I'm a game sexual.

I can't hold on.

I forgot to hit this button.

Hold on, here we go.

One's a grunt, one's a squid talking trash like a couple the kids.

No script, no plan, just running their mouths.

If you don't like chaos, better tap out.

We got bad jokes, worst tastes, eating like trash, saying what we think.

No filter, no clue, no rules, no shame.

If it don't make sense, who's to blame?

Not us.

So grab a beer, sit back, don't stress.

It's just two dumb vets making a mess.

Well, hello America, and welcome to another wild ride on chaos cadre.

I'm RG, Your host, army vet, and the guy who's basically a drill sergeant with a mic.

We're here to crank up the chaos, drop some truth, and maybe make the lady swoon tonight.

Buckle up, because this episode's about to get sweaty.

Next to me.

Or yeah, next to me is my brother in arms, John S. A Navy vet, auto part slinger, and a man so obsessed with gaming, I'm convinced he's got a controller surgically attached.

John, you went from hurting kids at a bounce house to car parts.

We're diving into that madness a little bit later, my friend.

Yes, sir.

Now my son's over here tapping me right now.

And right next to John, ladies and gentlemen, we've got a guest who's built like a tank and breaking the Internet.

Hulkrilla.

The South Carolina cops got 2.9 million tick tock followers, 822k on Facebook, 122k on Instagram, and a mission to prove good officers still exist.

His name stands for humanity, unity, love, knowledge, respect, integrity, loyalty and leadership and accountability.

What's a mouthful?

Hulk Grill is raising awareness for domestic violence, but let's be real, with those biceps, he's also raising heart rates.

John's got such a man crush.

I'm checking for wedding invites.

All right, enough with this warm up.

Let's get chaotic.

We've got five topics hotter than Hulk Gorilla's gym selfies, and we're tearing into them like a protein shake blender.

Hulk Gorilla, how you doing, my man?

I'm doing okay.

How you doing, my brother?

I'm living, man.

It's been.

It's been a while since we've seen you.

So you know John, because I mentioned he has such a man crush.

It's like, you gotta get Hulk on this show.

I'm like, you know, we're definitely gonna get him on here.

So John, what's going on, my man?

It's not like a gay homosexual love.

Like, I just.

I love in a non homosexual way.

I love you.

I love your message.

Like, I'm very ecstatic about it.

Like, so.

No, Diddy.

I mean, I'm joking.

I'm joking, I'm joking.

I'm joking.

Yo, what's up, Nexus?

How you doing, buddy?

Oh, Lord have mercy.

So, yeah, it's gonna be a good show, y'.

All.

It's gonna be a good show.

It's got a lot of stuff right now.

Yeah, we're gonna talk to the Hulk Grill and everything that he stands for.

So my question is Hulk, really?

So you are fighting dv?

That's the thing that you're pushing out there, raising awareness on dv.

And you started off.

Did you start out on Tick Tock or did you start off on other platforms?

I actually started off on musically.

Musically.

Musically.

I was an old head.

Yes.

But.

But I started the domestic and everything going pro law enforcement on Tick Tock, but just making videos in general.

Started from musically.

Okay, now music.

Musically, wasn't that.

Oh, dear God.

The chat.

The chats are.

Musically.

Was that like, that was Tick Tock before, right?

Or is that a different app.

Somewhat?

It was Tick Tock before.

I think Tick Tock is what replaced musically.

Okay, gotcha.

All right.

And that was where you just made like random videos that was pre officer type of videos and stuff like that.

Were you doing more thirst traps, would you say, back then?

100?

I was.

Can you send me the videos and everything?

Can you send me the videos?

I might have it somewhere.

You know you got it somewhere.

Don't you lie to me now.

I must have it.

Oh, Lord have mercy on.

So now I've seen you kind of changed up your social media presence a little bit.

You just.

You took a hiatus for a little bit.

You were.

You were off social media, kind of went in a digital darkness and you came back and now I see you doing like these little quizzes with the people watching.

Yeah.

Did you.

Did you get more extra hours?

Are you working more hours?

Or is it more as, like just taking care of the family?

Family first kind of a guy.

Family and school.

I graduated in December.

So social media was a big distraction, a part of my life, and I want to prioritize finishing up my degree so I can go fast next year.

So I cut a lot of social media off, so mentally I can focus on what I need to focus on.

Very nice.

Okay.

Yeah.

I mean, social media is a big like, time pass for a lot of people, right?

It sucks away a lot of our lives if you let it do it, man.

Like, Tick Tock's bad for that.

That's why the algorithm Tick Tock's so horrible, because you could just be droned and they know what you like.

So you can just sit there for hours and just keep scrolling and scrolling.

Then you find somebody.

Let's watch this.

That's.

Dude, that's how I found.

I found whole gorilla was just scrolling the old ticky talk, right?

Downs wants me to get a squirt gun and shoot the lube.

I can see how this show is gonna go with the chat.

Y' all are freaking crazy already.

Y' all want me to put lube in a squirt gun and start shooting John and Hulk Gorilla over here.

Damn.

Listen, we can make that happen.

Hug's getting that game face on now.

For the right amount of money split between me and Hulk, we can make that happen.

We'd be money motivated.

I'm not.

I like money.

We all do.

All right, let's set the stage.

Try to go back on track.

We'll.

We'll talk about your love affair here in a minute.

John, let's set a little bit of a stage with Mr. Hulk Gorilla.

Because I'm curious.

Like, one of the big things I want to do is DV is a big thing, right?

Because we see it in everyday lives throughout social media.

There's a big content creator right now that is getting bashed all over Tick Tock regards to his incident.

I can't think of his name off top of my head, but it's.

It's raising awareness again on Tick Tock.

So with Hulk, with that.

Tell us about a.

A DV case you saw as an officer that lit a fire underneath your ass to, you know, really sit there and say, I need to make sure I push this even harder on Tick Tock or your other platforms.

It's just the repetitive calls every day that we get and responding to the same resonance.

Not necessarily that one address, but multiple address, multiple weeks in reference to domestic violence.

And to get to the point where it's like DB First, DB Second.

So we talking about weapons being involved, and then again, a week later, they return.

But also, you gotta understand, that's one of the most difficult calls officers can respond to because it's unpredictable.

So it became important to me because that's how a lot of officers tend to lose their life is domestic violence, because it's unpredictable.

A lot of people go back into that cycle and kind of create that cycle that'll affect both of us if anything transpired.

Also, I grew up with it from my sister, from my mother, from my grandmother, from my great grandmother.

Young I witnessed the deviated at hand.

And I guess it played an effect on me as I grew up.

I didn't know how much it affected me until I became a cop.

Okay, now would you say so one of the things with law enforcement as well, that we've noticed because we did a stats part on this show.

Nah, I guess this can help out a lot of people even that are not in law enforcement.

But one of the things they say with the law enforcement's high stress, high anxiety.

Also, you guys do see a lot of things that a normal civilian would not see.

The same as with the military.

Now, how would you advise somebody who may be suffering from maybe a deeper depression to work through those thoughts to kind of push through life?

You have to find somebody there.

You have to have an outlet.

Not gonna lie to you.

You have to find somebody to talk to that you really trust.

Me, personally, I don't talk to nobody.

I shut everybody out and I just focus.

Maybe hit the little Jack Daniel honey a little bit, turn on some music.

And then I try to stay within my circle until I can feel whatever the outer depression I'm in.

How can I get out of it?

What do I need to do next to figure out what got me depressed?

So for other people, I think talking to somebody will be a good avenue.

Me personally, I grew up doing stuff on my own.

So when I'm going through it, I cut everybody off, which is not fair to the person that I build a relationship with in general.

Friendship or anything.

But some things you just used to.

And you got your bad habits.

And I'm.

That's one of my bad habits.

I just want to say you can always talk to me.

I say that sounded like somewhere somebody else that I know that shuts everybody out of their life when they start going through their little downfall.

Ain't that right, snooch?

I don't know what in the hell you're talking about.

I think that I talk to you more when I'm like that than anybody else, though.

You do?

You do well.

Well, I'm.

I guess.

Well, I'm taking care of something for our twitch side because it looks like it's on my end as well.

Do you got something you would like to ask Mr. Hulk Riller over here?

As I take care of something, I.

Just gotta know, how do you get your Gains.

My goons.

Your gains.

I'm a country boy, just naturally big.

But I just.

I naturally got stronger, too, now that I work out.

So usually if I hit the gym, I'm probably stopping.

I do bench about three times a week, and I usually stop at about 500, but I stopped from 225, and I keep going up to 275.

I go to 315, then I jump to 365, and I just keep going up.

And once I reach to the top, I go right back down.

I'm.

I'm.

I'm gonna tell you right now, you can.

You can bench press me any day.

I'm gonna hold you.

Hey, listen.

Remember that now.

Y'.

All.

Y' all hear it?

Oh, we're on.

Just chatting.

We're good.

Do me.

I lick my head up, make sure our twitch is in a right category, and you're over here saying, doom me as Hulk's holding up purple handcuffs.

What the hell?

What do you mean?

Mark's about to not let you talk.

You're in my.

Listen, dude, you're on my twitch, not Mark's.

Mark's not a moderator in my twitch.

He can't do to you, bubba.

Oh, man.

I don't know how to do the category right here.

So if you see the.

So, like, if you go to your channel, right, like, right where you can see the video of what's going on?

Yeah.

You see where the, like, timer is for how long we've been live?

I believe so.

Yeah.

I'm doing it.

Okay.

Okay.

So you see the edit?

I do.

Click.

Bear with us, y'.

All.

We're just taking care of something on this end.

Yeah, click that, and then you can.

You can change all that stuff.

Gotcha.

All right, I'll let you and Hulk.

You know, he turned away from me.

He did turn away from you a little bit.

I was trying to catch my breath.

Every time I look at you, I lose it.

What the was that?

I wish Hulk would help with my name.

Oh, yeah, Cash, you have an interesting neighbor situation.

We.

We've talked that during stream with your neighbor stuff.

And you have an interesting neighbor situation as well.

You do as well.

Yes.

Cass has this thing.

Her neighbors do not like her, now.

That I think about it.

Hold on, hold on.

Oh, boy.

Let me ask you a question, buddy.

Is it legal for a cop to say they can't do anything for me until I'm seriously injured or unalive?

Seriously injured, yeah.

Because I look like I can take care of Myself, I wouldn't necessarily say.

It'S illegal, but I.

It's circumstantial the way I see it, because if you have any manifestations of injuries and, like, a little scratch, that's enough for me to say, well, we got into it.

She trying to say that I. I did something to her.

You see no bruises on her and I got scratches on my arm.

Then I'm gonna look at her as a primary aggressor because you got some manifestation of injuries.

Not serious injuries, but you have injuries.

Yeah.

All right.

But again, if I pull up and I don't see no injuries and she's saying, he did this, and you said she's doing that, and I don't see nothing, then I'm at 50.

50.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then I'm to the point where, all right, we either both gonna go or no one's gonna go, or somebody need to leave and separate for the night.

All right, good to know.

Good to know.

Dallas, John just got what?

Yeah, super wet, bro.

John, we're gonna go to you for a minute.

My man.

A.

We're gonna go to you for a minute.

You're basically married to your gaming console.

That's not true at all.

Okay, but my question is, could gamers like people who stream on Twitch and stuff like that, could they raise millions, jump on the cause, raising awareness for people with dv?

If you get the right streamers and the right, like, community involved.

Hundred percent, yes.

Look at what Dr. Lupo has been able to do.

Tim the tap man cloak.

See, you got ninja, you got curse.

J.D.

like, all these, you know, huge streamers have done amazing things toward causes.

I've just never seen them do anything towards dv, you know what I mean?

Like, if I was a much bigger streamer, like, if I had a more prominent, like, profile and.

And community and stuff, like, I would definitely.

Yes, Marty, he would.

I would definitely do something for it.

But, like, I don't, dude.

Like, I streamed for five years solid.

I only have just under a thousand followers on Twitch.

I'm not that popular.

You know what I mean?

Right?

All right, let's see.

You're popular to me on Twitch.

On Twitch.

Listen, I don't even know what Twitch is.

You're getting me all hot and bothered now.

You need to calm down.

Well, let's talk about.

Let's get off DB Just for a second, because there's another trend that's going crazy on X again, and it's hard to pick up on Tick tock.

What's tackling the dumbest trend right now since licking doorknobs.

The Kia Challenge.

The kids are stealing Kias and Hyundai's with a USB cables, posting it on Tick tock and wreaking havoc.

People had access screen about performance crimes with post linking to crashes and even deaths.

Have you dealt with any of these people stealing Kias over in your area?

Yes, we.

I mean, not necessarily on that fact, but Kia's Timbi.

I didn't know that was going on, but we have had kids stolen in the last couple months.

Yeah.

Pop the ignition.

No, it's actually a usb.

Okay.

I don't want to get too deep into it, obviously, because then we give people ideas, but there's was to say there's a certain file on a USB that you can use within the vehicle, and it'll actually start the key the.

The whole computer.

I think computers are great.

I wonder.

Technology is great, but they can also destroy us and make life easier for criminals, in my opinion.

I'm gonna.

I'm gonna preface this with I'm not a criminal.

I have a program on a thumb drive that will allow me to access any computer that is locked.

Say the user forgot the password.

Locked.

You're a criminal.

I'm not a girl.

You're a hacker.

I'm not a hacker.

You're hacking.

John, you just admitted it's not even.

It's not even like.

Hold on.

Yeah, you're admitting you're hacking out here.

John, it's not even like that, dude.

It's just.

It's a USB that I use to get into people's computers when they ask me to get into it because they have forgotten the password.

Shut up, ninja.

All right, you know what?

Whatever you say.

You say I'm a hacker here.

Arrest me, daddy, Please, Dear God.

Do I.

Do I need a little bit of a.

Hold on.

I got you, John.

I got you.

Oh, oh.

Speaking of challenges, though, let's start with Hulk.

Wait, wait, wait.

Dude, wait.

You got to keep an eye on the chat, Hulk.

You got to keep it.

Oh, my God.

It's hilarious.

Oh, God, I'm sorry.

Our chat's wild, man.

I apologize for their behalf.

In your industry, what is the wildest challenge that you've come across for a call?

Have you come across anybody doing any stupid challenges?

I came across a call right before Christmas that I had a wrestle.

A guy that was soaked in baby oil walking butt naked down main street.

You rested, P. Did he.

Nah, he left candy.

That's one of the words you probably haven't but you would try to fight somebody with a slinging all over the place, and you can't catch them, and you're trying to put up a handcuff.

The is not fun.

So wait, are you saying that John and I are gonna have to do a live episode where we baby oil up and we wrestle in my backyard?

Are we gonna have to do this, John?

John, Are we gonna have to lather up in baby oil and wrestle in the backyard now?

We're gonna have to get that.

We will so do that.

Wait, Hulk, let me ask you a question, bud.

If I.

If I oil myself up and run around naked, will you arrest me?

What the.

I'mma put your ass in a big ass frying pan.

That's what I'm going do.

You already oil the up.

Oh, how much to make him do this?

Raider says Raider.

I have to get enough baby oil to lather both of us up.

And then for the just humiliation of it, I'm thinking.

What do you think, Mark?

Like a G off rip?

Sure, why not?

And we'll do it in the backyard.

John will come down from Dirty Lou, come back down to my house, and we'll.

We'll baby oil up, we'll wrestle in the backyard live on every platform.

We'll have our wives record it, and you'll hear our wives the whole time calling us idiots.

But it'll be a good time, y'.

All.

We will do.

That's what we do here in chaos cadre.

We do stupid.

So ninja crazy Diddy does not have extra.

His got stolen by the law enforcement officials that raided his house.

So he doesn't have extra anymore.

So wait, you're saying the law enforcement.

Wait, next.

I was sitting next to a law enforcement officer over here.

You just said the lost.

He wasn't there.

I was not there.

He ain't got no baby oil.

You said the law stole.

He was cooking oil.

Yeah, just so everybody knows too, I think I got John a little upset earlier when we were on our phone call and I showed him my brisket that I'll be cooking not tomorrow, but the day afterwards of my lovely smoker.

Amazon has lube.

I can confirm.

Dude, I'm driving down to your house and I'm slapping you, and I'm taking.

Mark.

Would you like to press charges now?

Yeah.

So let's do that now.

Let's go ahead and do that now.

Let's have a word on his ass.

Come get me.

No down ones.

Bad.

Bad downs.

Down, boy.

I gotta say, though, y', all, I. I was Shocked, like, lady love sent me a message.

It's a lady that's really good.

Friends of Hulk sent me a message, says, guess who's back and share a. I was like, let me guess.

Hulk?

And she's like, yes.

I'm like, the funny part is just two weeks ago, my buddy John said, do you think you can get Hulk Rilla on.

On chaos cadre?

And he goes, kind of got like a man crush on him, dude.

But that's not.

Even though I don't.

I don't want.

I don't want you to say it on stream.

Do you want to know what I said?

You know, when I said word for word, Hulk, I'll tell you what I said.

Come and talk to me, okay?

I was like, hey, Mark, if you can get.

You think you can get Hulk on.

On.

On the podcast, bro?

Because I'd really enjoy it.

Like, I would cream pie a donut and eat it if he would.

Where the donut at?

I already ate it, brother.

I already ate it.

Oh, man.

But the funny part is, y', all, I.

Last time we're on with Hulk.

And the funny part is Hulk is kind of like down to earth kind of a guy, because I couldn't convince him to jump out of a perfectly good flying airplane with me.

Or go ghost hunting.

What's that gotta do with anything?

You know who you remind me of?

My co worker, Seamus.

Bro uses that for everything.

Why can't you catch this customer, jump.

Out of plane, and go to hunted houses?

I mean, don't you think it'd be fun, though, to go 30,000ft in the sky?

Hold on.

The haunted house thing, I'll give you that.

Because in every horror movie, it's the token black guy who dies.

I get that.

I understand that fear 100 but jumping?

Or it's the blonde female.

Or it's the blonde female too.

The blonde ladies.

Perfectly good airplane, bro, with a parachute.

You're chill.

Don't even worry about it.

If it don't happen, like if you're shoot on open, you hit the ground, dude, you ain't gonna feel nothing.

Just die instantly.

Touche.

He's.

That.

He's got a point there.

I would jump.

You still have to anticipate that you still about to die within that seconds.

Listen, so Hulk, here's the thing, right?

We'll.

We'll.

We'll even raise the funds for the skydiving escapades.

We'll do it all here on online.

We'll rack up enough money for all three of us guys you'll come up here to Maine.

We'll go to this place in Sanford, Maine.

I'll be honest, to go skydiving, but I'll.

We'll jump out of a plane.

Now, listen, it's only been twice this year already that somebody's got injured skydiving out of that place.

But we'll all do it.

We'll have fun.

Wait, can I be drunk before I do it?

Like, no, you gotta be sober.

You got to be sober.

No, you got to be suicidal.

I'm not suicidal.

I. I'm not suicidal per se, but I like doing dumb stuff.

Marty says you only live long, and.

That'S why females live longer.

That's not even true.

That's felonious.

The felonious lie.

Jump out of a plane, and in main, no.

Yeah, listen, you can get to come to Maine.

We can make content together.

Like, we could do it.

We're filming while we're in the air.

Like, your facial reaction.

Be great in the air.

Look, you're making my.

I'm getting chills.

I keep shaking out of the blue.

Like, literally, I'm doing little chills to my body because I'm pitching it.

I don't need a picture.

Raiders, like, you don't have to be suicidal.

Skydiving.

Come to Houston, and we'll do it.

30, 000ft in the air.

That's nothing.

They open up the hatch to the plane, you stare down at the ground, and you go, that's where I'm gonna be in about five minutes and just jump.

I like that.

And let me tell you.

Let me.

Let's reverse this.

We're in the plane.

I'm gonna look down 30,000ft and a.

That's trying to motivate me to go.

He gonna get pushed the out, and I'm gonna set the hats.

Oh, hey.

So when we go skydiving, Hulk, am I gonna be attached again?

They did it again.

They literally did it again.

Oh, my gosh.

Hey, don't worry about puking gas, because, like, it'll just fly up away from you.

Yeah, you just puke off to the side, and it'll just go upwards.

So whoever's behind you will get smacked with your vomit.

It's okay.

It's all good.

I should have just.

Look, I got you.

Can you.

That's white people.

Can you envision that, though?

Like, you're skydiving.

You're up above somebody, and all of a sudden, they just turn.

The person below you turns their head this way and goes.

And the.

Just Comes flat right in your.

You know, honestly, I'm sure y' all.

The reason why people have nightmares.

Motherfuckers like y' all like this.

What are you trying to say?

I mean, I'm just saying I don't think I'm gonna sleep peaceful tonight because all of a sudden, I'm be trying to jump out a plane in my dream.

If you have a dream of you jumping out of an airplane, I've got confirmation, right?

Can you let us know, please?

That'll be.

I'll give you my phone number.

You can text me and say, hey, I had that dream, you dickhead.

It's your fault.

Marty goes.

That's what happens on roller coaster.

Oh, man.

Roller coasters, y'.

All.

The roller coaster.

Fear is great on some people, man.

I won't go on the Excalibur at Fun Town, dude.

Oh, man, that is the best.

It's not.

It's not because I'm afraid of it.

It's because it's made out of wood and it's been there forever, and I think it's gonna fall apart shortly.

It's absolutely not gonna fall apart.

Listen, when you're going up that thing, you're hearing the wood creaking, and you can hear those screws bustling on the wood.

It's perfect, man.

That's the thrill of the ride that makes that sound.

Exactly.

That's what it's supposed to do.

Just like jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.

Your ass needs to pucker because that's the thrill, man.

That is the thrill.

It's just like, I want to do that one where they.

Where you're on the parachute and they.

The boat drives ahead, and you're going a few hundred feet up in the air, and the parasailing.

I want to do parasailing.

Oh, my God, Satan, would you do that, Hulk?

Would you go, No, I don't.

It's above water, bro.

What do you want?

So if you follow, you're just going splash, you know, be like, it's not.

Like I'm asking you to don a wing suit and jump off a cliff.

Wait, one more time.

I can't swim.

Yeah, I think you worry about me sometimes.

Lady love.

Lady love on tick tock saying, should I make her worry about me?

I mean, what's wrong with parasailing, y'?

All?

Okay, so parasailing.

I mean, there was.

Wait, let me correct.

I'll save you, content creator.

That did.

I was in the Navy, unfortunately, get.

On a live from doing it because she freaked out when she was up in the top and she undid her whole latches and went splat in the water.

I heard.

I saw that.

Yeah.

And I saw another one where some.

Some guy had it.

It was like Taurus and he couldn't get the rope loose and he ended up cutting it.

I did see that.

And it ended up killing his wife.

Jesus.

So I mean that once again.

Unfortunately, that's sad for them, but it's still a thrill of it, right?

Hold on, hold on.

Okay, okay, hold on.

I got one better.

I got one better.

You go super duper as fast as you want in a parking lot, slam on the brakes, let the shopping cart hit the back of the car and come flying out.

Hopefully land in the passenger se.

We weren't planning this.

I. I knew I like you.

Hey, when you was talking, all I can think about is Stevo.

Stevo.

I was waiting for the sound to pop off.

Just now I was like, mark, you should have played the sound.

Listen, it's not that I'm an idiot, it's just that I enjoy doing dumb for comedic reasons.

Okay?

This is how you keep it up.

You ain't gonna be doing a lot of dumb for a long time.

So here's the thing, Hulk.

The funny story about John and I, we were best friends for a while now.

But when I got my bought my house here, John came over and we wrestled in my backyard.

I made no without.

Without oil.

We did this one without oil.

And let's just say that I picking them up and going back like was.

It was backwards, right?

Yeah.

Back body slammed him with his neck going invert.

Made this guy work for me for like three days.

And he was still kind of like, dude, you gotta get to the hospital.

The doctor told him she's lucky to be a alive because I almost unalived him.

I landed so hard on my neck at a 90 degree angle, the nurse looked at me and goes, you were lucky that you have a three thick neck.

I was like, what do you mean?

We have fun, Hulk.

It's all about.

And that day, that beautiful friendship we would have had would have ended.

Cuz you always killed me.

He's made me do.

Listen, Hulk.

He's made me do spicy challenges to the point where I can't even handle.

And I you not buffalo sauce because it turns my stomach.

I had him laying at one of my Accounts.

Cuz, you know, I own a commercial cleaning company.

I had him laying at one of my accounts in the bathroom in the fetal position because his stomach is hurting so bad for me.

45 minutes.

I know that.

I know that.

Oh, hell yeah.

100, dude.

I was like literally molten lava.

I was dying.

I did the one chip challenge on my twitch.

I have a clip of it somewhere and I ate the whole chip in one go.

I was like, this is me.

I'm doing it.

It's on instant regret.

And I died and I vomited within 15 seconds after swallowing.

Would you do a spicy challenge?

I don't eat nothing spicy.

I don't like hot sauce.

This is why I love them.

Really, I love them.

Chat now.

Do you not like hot sauce because of spiciness or because of certain flavors of hot.

I don't like.

I don't like anything that's hot.

I get hot burn.

So I'll take medicine.

Am I giving you a heartburn right now?

Oh, me too.

I take.

What is it?

I take feminidine and then I take another one that starts with a P.

Oh, maybe it might start with a P. Yeah.

Raider in our chat says that he'll do it with you.

Do what?

Jump out of a perfectly good airplane.

He's.

He's black and he says he'll do it with you.

And to be fair, we have put Raider through a lot of on this show.

We made Raider.

Dude, I was trying to freeze just now because I wasn't trying to hear that phone losing service.

Goddamn cricket.

How we go back to the plane?

We're talking about spicy ass food to back to the airport.

I can't do nothing spicy.

We do.

Oh man.

So, okay, so notice spicy night.

Wow.

So like you wouldn't do like if we sent you the death nut challenge.

You wouldn't try doing that for.

I will not let you do that to him.

No.

What is wrong with the death nut?

It only.

Death nut.

That.

That's enough right there.

First of all, the word death shouldn't even be near the word nuts.

That's already chaos.

But see, I also drink death.

Wait, wait, hold on.

Wait, wait.

Mark, you need to describe what a death nut is for Satan.

Okay?

So for those who don't know what death nut is, the death nut challenge is a series of five different peanuts.

There's four peanuts in each pouch.

They start off light and go to extreme heat.

The last one is Carolina reaper with Carolina reaper extract with Scorpion.

Scorpion extract.

It's like all the peppers combined where roughly it's right around 5 million Scoville units.

Yeah, no, it's like 2, 500.

Give it.

Yeah, I think so.

Depending on, like, size and time of year, year it's harvested.

I am growing some hot peppers right now, actually.

Yeah, I'm not doing them.

You.

I will send you some.

I know you'll like them.

No.

So D's asked in chat, one naked Hulk covered in lube, first four naked snooch and two naked marks.

Who y' all got?

I'm gonna say Hulk is gonna whoop our ass still, dude.

He's just gonna bring out that nine pound hammer swing between his legs and we're all dead.

What the.

I'm live on Tick Tock Snooch.

I didn't say exactly what it was.

I said it was a hammer, bro.

Calm down.

If someone report your Tick Tock and you get banned, blame me.

I'll blame your ass.

Oh, and this is where I.

And this is where I plead a fifth.

I see the alpha from 28 years later.

I want my phone call.

I want my one phone call.

Speaking of phone call, chat and about.

I say about like 10, 10, 15 more minutes here, we will be opening up our phone lines where you folks as viewers can call in and talk to Hulk or anybody else on the show.

We do have a phone number that'll pop up on the screen so everybody can call into the show.

It's a great time when we have the call, in part, allowed to call in.

But, Hulk, since you've been back on Tick Tock, do you think you're here on Tick Tock to stay, or do you think you'll have another hiatus where you'll disappear from anybody again?

Please don't disappear.

I love you.

I can't answer.

How the.

How you know I can't answer all lady love.

You can absolutely call.

I want to stick it out, but I don't know.

Would you say you're losing your vibe for Tik Tok or.

A little bit.

A little bit.

Tick Tock is nothing like how it was years ago.

You have to be more.

Excuse me, a little more perverted to tend to go viral on Tick Tock now and seem like it.

So this is the first time that this show has been live on Tick Tock because me and Mark are under the assumption that no matter what we do we will get banned on Tick Tock.

And it's not even per se because we do anything like, terrible.

We just think there's a lot of people who are highly sensitive to, like, the topics we talk about, how we talk to each other, the things we say to each other, so on and so forth.

Speaking of that, folks, this show is for entertainment purposes only.

Yeah, we actually don't hate each other.

I love Mark dearly.

Love John, too.

I'm gonna tell my wife on you.

I don't think I set this to 18 or older, and I don't think I can do it while we're live right now.

I don't think you can either.

It's all right.

I forgot to set it for 18 and over, but that's okay.

What's this?

Official Nate in here.

All right, y', all, so listen up.

We got Hulk.

He's the man, the legend, raising awareness on dv.

If he saw John and I in real life, we'd probably be in a cruiser sitting in a cell right now and rotten in jail.

There's been a lot of John and I have done.

It's completely opposites, right?

So I don't.

Did you ever serve any time in the military, Hulk?

No.

You never did any of the military?

I have a serious question for you, Hulk.

I only been in law enforcement for 14 years, but no military.

All right, cool.

Serious question.

Now, Mark, listen to snooze.

Listen.

Serious, serious question, brother.

I need you to sit up.

So how much trouble, per se, hypothetically, could someone get into if, say, they stole their company vehicle on a whim?

And police's like, you know, sirens were going off and everything, and they called their friend's mom.

It's like, oh, my God.

I'm not going back to jail, Mark.

Hope he dies.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

How much trouble could they get into?

Of course, I wouldn't even call it trouble.

That's just a free state.

You get free meals.

You get woken up today by alarm clock.

That's a human.

You get free bath.

No, I think that's luxury life.

I think you'll be okay.

You should try it.

I've already done it.

But.

But I'm gonna tell you.

They like to be called co.

Call them CEOs because the.

Yo, yo.

The people that serve you and work for you.

Wait a minute.

I can't believe Yo Zaddy.

Look at piece of that.

They don't have your ass in a turtle suit.

Free.

Yeah, right, Mama.

Mama Mosik says free dental and health, right?

Cass has a question for Hulk on Tick tock.

That's it.

Let's see where Cass is at.

Hulk is questioning life.

Oh, she's wondering, are you questioning life right now?

John would not do well in jail.

Of course I would.

No, John would be crying to mommy real quick.

I'd be calling Cass.

I am.

John.

John be asking Mark for money on the books.

Call mummy to find help.

I guess.

Has a DV question for you, Hulk.

Is it on there?

Let me see.

I'm not seeing it on there.

John be dropping the soap.

John, you would drop the soap, wouldn't you?

I think John would just be dropping the soap for fun, y'.

All.

I don't know.

Listen, dude, I don't know why everyone just assumes naturally.

I love to, like, did stuff going on in the showers.

Is it because I was in the Navy, bro?

And the hypothetical.

Yes, it's absolutely because you're a seaman.

You know.

You know, you seamen, when you guys go out to the sea for your couple of months, y' all wear your dresses and you sit there and sing and do your little cross dressing.

There's video proof.

There's video proof of the.

I've seen it firsthand with other Navy family members.

Us in the army, we never did stupid like that.

Okay, so in the.

In the army, we didn't do stupid like that.

We were just.

I didn't do.

Let's go get some like.

What do you mean, bro?

I'm just curious.

What shade of lipstick was you, John?

Huh?

What shade lipstick was it?

I already getting a phone call.

Marty, you cheater.

I didn't put up the number yet.

Hold on.

We got a call coming in, man.

It's Marty.

He's gonna bust my balls.

Per usual.

Whatever you do, do not hang up.

You just call the chaos.

Hang up, Marty, you're on the line, sir.

What do you mean, hang up?

Oh, well, welcome into the call.

You prematurely jumped in.

Okay, I don't believe that for a minute.

Oh, you.

You butt dialed me.

I'm so happy that you're puckering.

Oh, man.

All right, buddy.

Officers in Maine.

Oh, well, I tell you what, Marty, we can.

Hulk, hear me?

Yeah, Hulk can hear you.

Okay.

What up, Marty?

Call back when it's time.

What's that?

I'll call you back, okay?

I'll call back when it's.

When it's time.

Better not.

So as y' all see, that's how the phone line works.

I could not read her message.

I tried finding it by her.

Do you see her message on TikTok.

I do.

I do.

Go ahead and read it out.

Wait, no, hold on.

So the boss queen I was able to escape my DVX but he still seems to find me and he found me in public and nobody.

What are you doing?

It helped me in public.

What would you do?

When did she.

When she said nobody.

Who is she's referring to?

Probably the general public.

I don't.

I don't.

I don't know.

Yeah, we might guess there was no context to it.

I just.

I just read the two messages that were there for you.

Can I hit a question one more time?

Of course you can.

One second, buddy.

I was able to escape my dvx but he's still.

God damn it.

But he still seems to find me emotional damage.

I'm sorry, I accidentally pressed that button.

Go ahead, reread that again.

I was able to escape my DVX but he still seems to find me in public places and nobody helped me in public.

What would you do?

He didn't do anything.

So in other words who's just out.

My question is when she say what what we do.

I mean if you initially call not something he's probably not gonna be on the scene.

I would document it because I want you to understand documentation is the key to a lot of stuff when you want to get a restraining order.

So you got to put yourself in a position where.

If you can get.

Keep every time he encounters you that you can get it documented that you can move forward with.

Well, she says her ex husband.

Right.

Just X dv.

Okay so it's not a prayer.

It won't be a protection order.

It'd be unless was the case.

See it's a lot of.

It's a lot of missing in that question.

Yeah, it's a lot of course.

So it's kind of hard to answer.

It had to just be a little bit more detailed because being so generic I can give like a billion dang on responses.

But I will take a report initially and I will tell her to go.

Ahead and.

I. I'm a little confused how he keep finding her.

I'm not going to even lie.

Sussy wasy.

What the.

I also would probably recommend her to get somebody to check out her car to make sure no GPS on it.

A lot of times if you put an air tag that doesn't belong to you and it's within your area, your phone will pick up on that air tag.

So that's a good thing.

But I will give somebody to expect my vehicle to make sure there's no GPS attached to my vehicle if he keeps finding you everywhere you go.

All right, well, I hope that helps you out there, boss Queen.

Yeah, that's.

I mean that is like a scary thing, right?

With technologies.

We were talking about technology earlier, Mark.

You got to control your chat on Tick Tock.

Oh, no, no, the, the D. The D just says he wants a restraining order for the bedroom.

He can have it with me.

But as I was saying, John, you with is.

We're talking about friggin technology.

These air tags and stuff like that.

Like that is kind of a scary thing, right?

Because that does give a stalkerish individual more of a chance to stalk somebody.

Now, now let's say that they do find an air tag on the vehicle, right?

What, what would, what would the police be able to do then?

Like how can you confirm that it's their air tag?

You know what I mean?

Because at the point, it's just he said, she said, in my opinion, I.

Mean, if they found an air tag and she keeps saying that her husband or ex keep locating her every time she's out and about, I'll probably cease to air attack.

I don't know necessarily what you can get off an airtag.

A lot of times I'm the initial approach and then with stuff like this, I send down an investigation.

So I'm pretty sure it's different ways they can investigate certain stuff.

But my initial approach, I will seize it, put it in evidence, I will lay down the history and how she says she believes is him because everywhere she goes, he knows where she's located.

And then I'll let investigations dig in that a little bit more.

That's more of the tech of those stuff.

So I'm not the initial encounter before it gets deeper.

Okay, so you're like the front big dog and drags it back.

Correct.

Now speaking of that, you've been on, you said, been law enforcement 14 years, you said.

Yes, 14 years.

Have you ever thought about or are you thinking about eventually transitioning to going into like being a detective at all?

Or do you, or do you like, like being on the beat more?

I couldn't be a detective because I don't like the repetitive work.

And when I say that when I'm off from being a staff sergeant or a patrol officer on the road, I'm off, I don't have to come back and deal with a report I did with last shift investigation.

You'll be working on a report almost two, three months and me and ADHD don't get along too Good.

I wouldn't really get.

I wouldn't get nothing done.

So I could never be a detective.

Yeah.

D says detectives boring work.

So.

See I feel like that'd be sometimes fun though when you, when you finally get that break in that case and know you, you get the kick in that door.

I thought that I could be like a police officer.

I would be a B cop but like I don't think I could be a police officer just, just based on what comes out of this.

Lady Love says that man has made it to be a chief.

Oh that man is made to be a chief.

While she playing.

My dad told me that today.

I don't see you being a chief but son I'll give you another couple of years and I could see you being you you being a sheriff.

He literally talked to me for like an hour and 30 minutes and told me he could see me running my own department.

And I told him I'm pretty sure I won't retire to law enforcement.

When I say I got so many ideas in my head that's going to make a change I'll just for I know for a fact I won't retire out of this.

I got 11 years left but my brain is just moving constantly.

I was trying to figure out how to do better where I'm at and how to own my own business.

So we just had to talk today that he said with your see you being a sheriff son I'm telling you I. I see it in you and I'm like I don't want it with your field.

Do you think maybe a business for you be something like going into like a security business?

It would be a security business.

Every hawker security be like a private like security firm.

Would you be handle like high end intel.

Would you be doing the stuff like commercial buildings and stuff like that?

Oh it'd be high intel.

I'm may have to start off low to kind of build up that and the clientele and then eventually I'm gonna move all the way up.

Pick me.

Let me be the starter.

Come on.

You can't afford his damn service.

You don't even have to protect me.

I'll just say nice things about you.

Pick me.

You're in.

Yes.

What the.

What the.

Well thank you lady Love.

I appreciate it.

There was a question by Mama Mama Moose on Tick Tock John.

Did you see her questions?

I think she said she wanted to get into an investigation.

She's wondering what she would have to do to do that become a cop.

Is there any benefits of retiring As a cop is the question.

I see.

Okay.

Yeah.

That was her secondary question.

Oh, retirement.

Yeah, I think anytime you retired.

I want to work investigations.

What do you have to do?

It's her first question, so her first question is, I want to get into investigations.

What do you have to do?

Become a cop.

That's it.

I don't know.

I'm not an investigation.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, baby.

Hold on.

Oh, dude, he just called you baby.

Listen, can you vouch for me?

I want to be a cop.

Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth.

I'm feeling romantic.

Cool.

But I'm not gonna be.

Do not put me down as a reference your ass.

Like this.

He be like this, dude, I swear to God.

I'm sorry, love.

I'm.

I'm.

I'm.

I'm leaving.

I'm done.

Liz, I did not see your question.

Liz, you type it again.

I'm paying attention to multiple chats over here, Liz, but I will definitely see.

Oh, man.

Ninja crazy.

Thank you so much for the Elmo.

I was wondering where that sound came from.

They can't hear the sound on their end, but yeah.

So you John.

I think you're actually too old to join the force right now, John, at your age, isn't it like it.

There's an eight there.

There isn't.

There is an age stop.

If just like the military.

I think they have an age stop, don't they?

And you know, I actually speaking the military.

Military.

I got a funny question asked me today by.

By a customer.

What was that?

Hey, if they don't start the draft, they're gonna pick you because you're already prior military.

I was like, no.

Nope.

We have a lovely DD214.

Our four years of waiting after we got it to be, you know, we don't.

We don't get recalled in.

It's great.

It's beautiful.

We did our time.

Yes.

Just want to say, why y'.

All speaking of that, I do appreciate both of y' all service, though.

No, no, no.

I didn't do service.

We didn't do.

Streets dealing with, you know, pinch poke.

You owe me some coke.

Listen, not real cocaine, I promise.

It's Coca Cola.

Anyway, moving forward, we appreciate what you do on the streets, man.

You out there day to day dealing with all the, you know, people like John bangers, people like me, drug addicts, monstrosities, penises lubed up, oiled guys like I couldn't do that.

I'd shoot someone.

Honestly, I'd be like, freeze.

After you.

Just asking, hey, how do I become a cop?

This is what I would do.

That's why his ass could use me as a reference.

No, really lubed up guy be like, freeze.

Don't move.

He's sliding around everywhere you're moving, Pop.

I mean, if.

No, I mean, if they're that much lube, I think I would just tase them.

I would just tase them that much in lube, dude, you get the extra traction with the lube, It'd be golden, man.

What if you tase them and he just goes sliding down the road?

I just laugh.

I'd have to grab out my phone, record that.

Have you ever been hit with a Taser?

I'm looking for Liz's question real quick.

Oh, no, Mark, have you ever been hit with a Taser?

I have.

Did you enjoy it?

I absolutely did not enjoy it.

I loved it.

Yo, ninja crazy.

Other one.

Thank you for that.

Follow.

I appreciate it.

John?

Yeah.

You're in the phone right now, right?

Yes.

Can you look up Life with Liz on Tick Tock and see what she posted?

How do I do that?

Just scroll through the chat and look up Life with Liz.

She says she asked a question.

She posted it twice.

But I can't.

I don't see it.

I can't pull up Tick Tock questions.

And it won't let me, like, look through her messages on my phone.

Good Lord.

Liz, just call in Liz, call to the show when it comes in.

No, Liz is banned from calling.

You can call on Cairo.

I tell you what, Chad, let's have some fun.

Because I'm curious what kind of questions people will have for Mr. Hulk.

Let's do this.

Even Marty's not.

There's two more people up here, y'.

All.

Let's clear by that.

Let's go.

Let's go to this screen over here.

Where now it's a big old phone number on the screen.

There's a phone number in the screen.

Oh, look, John's all happy.

He's on top of Hulk now.

Look at John.

I'm super happy.

Oh, dear God.

What the hell?

What is.

All right.

I see a lot of people with that.

What the hell is that?

Damn stuffy.

So it's a reversible.

Happy.

Angry.

Oh, he's mad.

Watch out.

What the.

That's some up, man.

You know, my kid just had me order him some damn 40 or 50 damn stuff.

Animal and I had to buy two because the other Kid wanted one too.

John is totally crushing.

And then freaking only to come to find out that damn stuffed animal is not being shipped out until freaking September.

These games, man, they listen into so much product.

It's not wrong, Chad, that I'm crushing on this man as hard as I am because my wife said it was okay.

That's all right.

Listen.

Oh, standby.

Oh, dear God.

We.

We are going in crazy.

Standby.

Got a call coming in.

Hang up, Cadre.

We're either bullshitting right now.

Caller, you're on the air.

Hey, Mark, you said Colin Snoot.

Shut up.

Questions for Hulk.

Go for it.

My local deaf community has your department or have you any training to communicate with your local deaf community?

Our local department refuses.

Like, their extensive knowledge is your hearing aid?

Or why don't you have a calculator?

And they won't get interpreted even if you request them for calls and situations where you're being professionally followed.

And it's very.

So I was wondering if your local department or you yourself have had any training.

The deaf community?

She said, with the deaf community.

Yeah, community.

We recently had some training last year for the first time, dealing with a deaf instructor.

And he told us about how to deal with deaf people.

Because a lot of times they react a little bit different, especially when you put a flashlight in their face.

They might come off aggressive, but their intentions are not needed.

So we can't see your facial expressions or what you're saying or how you're reacting situations.

Exactly.

Well said.

So I never knew that.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

I do have common sense.

So if I approach somebody and depends how they open their mouth or if they start showing doing like this, common sense would tell me, okay, I'll go ahead and give them a pen and paper and I'll communicate that way.

And then we'll just move along either.

And the harder thing with that is the older deaf community, a lot of them are still illiterate because they didn't get access to reading and writing and literature.

Or a lot of us also have.

Like myself, I'm dyslexic and I have prevention issues.

So writing back and forth isn't always effective communication.

Or if you can't read the writing, it also makes it harder.

That's why I was wondering.

It's wonderful.

Your department senate.

Our local department refuses.

Like, if I problem, I need to talk to an officer about something.

They want to come to my home and talk to me about something.

I'm like, hey, I'm.

They're like, oh, no, we don't do that.

I've tried to talk for the people, but I was like, sure.

You know, is it safe other places?

Because it sounds inhumane that you cannot get service or public service service because of you being deaf.

I mean, there's some you cannot control, I think, right.

I live in, I go at state lines.

I have a card when I drive that says I'm deaf.

I use sign language, lip reading.

In a rural small town in the South.

Normally they have chew in their mouth, something's going, they're mumbling.

You can't understand the word they're saying, at least from my experience.

Or again, they have the flashlight right in your face, just all dark like you're seeing nothing.

So, yeah, I was very curious and to do that as a deaf driver and also someone who's been through DV situations like because you can't get protection orders, you can't get restraining orders because you can't communicate with your local department.

I made a joke earlier in the chat.

Worry about it because Miranda wasn't going to be in the room because they won't have an interpreter to Mirandize you when things happen or communicate when things happen.

And I don't always voice for myself.

I'm using a caption phone right now to talk to you, but I also use a VRs, which is an interpreter phone.

So having an interpreter is more effective for me.

And it's scary.

So, yeah, it's crazy that you guys, it was just last year, your department's done that.

I live in a small town and they, they refuse.

I've talked to them plenty of times like, nope, we don't do it.

But.

Well, if you inbox me on my platform, I will get you the deaf guy that been a cop that goes around teaching us class nationally and maybe I can get him to talk whatever department you in and convince them that this is very important for the deaf communities and this right here can save lives because the wrong misinterpretation or you get you talking somebody deaf and you think they're aggressive and something happened, you'll be 100 at fault.

So if you hit me up on one of my social medias, I would try to go back and find that contact and I'll send it to you and you get in contact with him and.

Or I you tell, you give me the department, I can tell him to reach out to them.

Hopefully we can try to change that.

That would be amazing that 100,000%.

Like, I make that joke lightly, but it's not funny.

Like, like I said across.

Go across state lines for like medical care and whatnot because it's a very rural area.

They're building a new smart hospital, but I don't know what that's going to mean.

But getting an interpreter for doctors, for.

For police officers, for ems, it's nothing.

Or maybe a vri which is on an iPad or one of the clunky computers in the back of a rig.

I had a state police officer pull me over a few years back and again I have a card.

I hand it to them so they know what to do.

They had changed the intersection near where I lived.

I was coming home late at night.

They just felt like a bakery where added a turning lane.

I used my.

I overused my indicator so I guess he thought I was drunk.

Something like that.

Pulled me over, did the same thing that you said most cops would do.

Even though I handed him the thing that says, hey, I'm deaf.

I use this communication.

Put the flashlight right in my face.

I had no idea I was gonna.

I was scared.

This could be like, hey, the cops pulling me over B. I know that they're not gonna know how to communicate with me.

And see, I'm scared to death because what's gonna happen because there's no communication.

We have.

It's not relatively small, relatively large deaf community here and it's scary.

We can't go downtown.

We can't do things because again, the extent of our knowledge is where's your cochlear?

Why don't you have a hearing aid?

It doesn't always work for everyone in the deaf community.

So yeah, that would be amazing.

If I could reach out to you.

You could reach out to him and they get some education.

Life changing.

That sounds like a plan to me.

Appreciate it.

Thank you so much.

Appreciate the call in.

Liz.

We're gonna open up the lines and yeah, Hulk gorilla, we did 10.

Thank you so much and bye, guys.

Bye, Liz.

For those who want to reach out and follow Hulk Gorilla as well.

And the description of the show on YouTube, on Facebook and on Twitch on all the other platforms, Rumble, so forth.

I did link Hulk Gorilla's link tree in there so y' all can find his social media as well as his apparel site.

He's got some pretty cool apparel out there so y' all could check that out as well.

And that man makes me more proud of him every day.

Lady Love just said, by the way, he's got apparel.

He does got apparel.

You didn't know he had apparel.

Let's cover his face for a minute so I can show lady loves comment.

Hold on, hold on.

Hulk, the apparel, do you wear it before it gets sent to us?

I usually don't, but I might can make something happen.

You know, Hulk, he's gonna want you to sweat in that, though, before you send it to him.

You know that, right?

He's gonna want you to workout session.

He wants that to smell like the Hulk before he receives it.

Then my wife's gonna try my pillow.

I'm like, get off.

Y' all call into the show right now.

Talk to Hulk.

Talk to myself or John, y'.

All.

The numbers right there on the board, the phone lines are open up.

If you try calling in, you got a voicemail the first time.

Just call back.

You.

There will be a recording that you'll hear.

Just listen to the recording.

I'll ask for your name when you call in.

We don't listen to the name.

I just hit one and bring you right into the show.

So call in, say your name, and let's get you on here and talk to us for y' all a little bit before John starts.

Man, crushing harder on Hulk.

And I have to change this to rated R stream.

So if we can save me from putting this thing to a rated R, that'd be great.

John, go.

Oh, we got another caller coming in now.

I had to turn my camera off.

I was just.

I'm sweating over here.

You know, I didn't.

I didn't want my man Hulk here.

To see me either bullshitting right now or.

We're trying to answer the phone.

All right, caller, you're on the air.

What's going on?

Hi, guys.

It's Cass.

Hi.

How are you?

Good.

How are you?

I can't complain.

Woke up breathing.

I can complain.

I woke up breathing.

John.

No one cares.

Anyway, this is actually for Hulk.

So.

Okay.

Everybody knows that I have some crazy neighbors.

And last year, they.

They called the cops on me because they said my son broke into her sister's house at like, 3am and that never happened.

I have the police report for that.

And then just recently, she showed up on my property, basically guarding me in my car, accusing me of things.

Then it happened for a property.

Then she called the cops and blamed me for harassment when she was on my property.

And then on top of that, she was.

It was the other day where she was hollering and hooting because her son and her dog had gone out, and she was very upset.

I never said anything to her.

She's going off on me.

I'm just, like, chilling.

Like, I'm talking to a friend in my yard.

I have no idea what's going on.

And then she's talking to the neighbor, and then the neighbor, she tells the neighbor that she's gonna beat my ass, pretty much.

And then she follows me up to Casey's.

So I'm freaking out.

I come back home, and then I'm freaking out more.

And then I find out that she was threatened to beat my ass up at Casey's, too.

So her intentions was to hurt me going up to Casey's.

So do like.

I don't know what to do.

I've.

I've spoke with law enforcement.

She's called the cops on me.

This would be the third time she's called the cops on me.

DCFS one time.

And now she's making threats.

And I'm kind of conflicted because they're saying now I could do an order of protection, but I just don't know if I have enough.

You won't be given an order of protection.

You're not in a relationship.

You can get straining on her.

But a lot of times, like down here, you have to have three reports in order to get a running screening order on somebody.

What I think would be real beneficial for you.

I don't necessarily know what state you're in, but every encounter you got, I request support.

I will create a track history for this person to show the harassing patterns of what she does to harass me.

And I also would also I would put her on trespass notice as well on your property.

So she happened to step foot back on your property at all, she going straight to jail.

So those are two main options.

I would.

Every time you deal with her, I would get it documented.

I'll go ahead and put on trespass.

So as soon as she touched my property, she goes straight to jail.

Yeah, I have a no trespassing right now.

And I spoke to an attorney, and I'm actually getting a letter wrote out for it.

So maybe they'll get the idea just to leave me and my family along.

Because right now all I'm trying to do is just keep my kids safe.

And I don't even know what I did to even upset her in any.

In any form way.

So my boyfriend actually bought me bare me.

So just to keep on me, because she has a tendency of just watching where I go.

Like, she.

When she followed me to Casey, she literally saw me come out of the house.

House.

I have cameras everywhere, too.

So I always checked to make sure she wasn't outside because I don't want any conflict.

I had went actually the opposite direction and she followed the way I had went.

Like, she's literally watching me as I'm leaving my house at this point.

And I'm just.

I'm really nervous.

Stalkerish.

It is.

I would like to.

And they can't say it's stalkerish because.

Because she's my neighbor.

So they're not.

They typically said that I can't.

They can't really do much because she's my neighbor.

Yeah.

Like he said, getting everything documented.

But I will say, cash, you got some power because whatever you said made John keep his camera off.

He's being a good boy.

Little over there for you.

He hasn't turned back on his camera yet.

Oh, thanks, John.

Keep it off.

Anyway.

Now my question is real quick.

I know, I know I gave.

I told you how I would go about, but what do you expect to happen?

What do you want to happen besides her to leave you alone?

On a law enforcement standpoint, what would you like to happen?

I would like for her just to just leave me alone and not follow me and stuff like that.

Like a couple people said, well, just have her like hit you if she's going to follow you and she's gonna threaten that maybe her hitting me would probably be the best.

I'm like, well, no, I don't want to have to lead to that, you know, because what if I had my kids with me or something, you know, I just don't want to have to leave to that point.

But I just don't feel comfortable.

Like my boyfriend's working nights right now and I'm the nervous wreck.

I am an absolute nervous wreck because I. I don't, I don't, I don't.

I don't understand it, I guess.

Do you have cameras out at your house?

I do have cameras.

I have one of my porch, one by my front door, one on the side of my house, like facing theirs.

And that was one of the issues she had a problem with.

But she's actually the reason I have them.

And an officer actually told us to get them.

And then I have one of my back on.

So, I mean, I'm.

I'm covered.

Yeah.

If I was you, anytime I encounter her and I feel like she's out of record it, I ain't gonna lie to you.

If she got your personal number, she's calling and texting you or doing anything dealing with electronic wise, I will send them my one last message.

Please do not contact me through text messages, through email, through anything.

And if she do that, you just let her build a case and that'll be unlawful communication towards a person and she get locked up for that.

When somebody said do not contact me no more and you still found avenue to keep contacting them electronically, you can get locked up for that as well.

She actually called me last year at my job.

That's how she told me about my son apparently breaking, entering her, her sister's house.

She actually physically called me at my job and I actually recorded that with my phone.

So I do have that.

And I did show the attorney that.

I'm like, look, she called me at my job.

She's calling the best.

You calling the cops.

He's following me at this point.

Point, I, I don't know.

I don't know if it's an obsession.

I don't.

And that's the creepy part too.

I don't get it.

Does she mess with her?

Oh, yeah, lady love.

She did mention that she blamed the kid for something before.

So.

Yeah, she did mention she'll.

I say.

I, I mean, I'm not law enforcement, but honestly, if you got a lawyer involved and law enforcement involved, I think you're going through every right step.

Damn.

I don't miss vaping at all.

Sorry.

I'm trying to, I'm not trying to bother the officers either because I know they have, they have like better things to do, you know, and I feel like if I keep just bothering them, like I don't want them to get irritated and I don't want them to get upset because I'm calling them.

But I did end up calling them the other night just to have a report done.

So I keep stacking my stuff so then I can go file harassment charges or I can get that protective order.

Like I'm just trying to get all, everything that I need in order and to do this correctly.

But I feel so bad calling because I know there's other things that are happening out there and, and that's your problem.

Right?

And that's one of your problems.

Just as much as you care about trying to bother us, you need to care about your safety.

And if you turn around and flip flop that you feel like you being a, being a bother to us, that wouldn't even matter more because your safety is more important than worrying about inconvenience in the officer.

Well, I appreciate your Hulk.

That's kind of where I just wanted to get your input on that and how, you know, you feel on that situation.

Because I, I mean, My boyfriend just got me bear maze, so I just.

I'm gonna have that in my car.

And he's like.

As she rolls up, and, I mean, I shouldn't have to go to that length of doing that to where I have to keep that in my car because I'm worried she's gonna show up and be on the side of my car or.

Or be at Casey's waiting for me.

And to, like.

I don't know what else to do.

I mean, that's the only thing I could think of.

They're keeping me safe.

Well, bear mace is good, man.

I said it sucks because that stuff sucks.

Strong as.

But that's some good.

My boyfriend's not playing.

He's like, I'm done.

He is so done.

And I think he's so.

Where.

He won't even let me be alone now at the house.

Like, he.

I have to go everywhere pretty much now with him because he's.

He's worried, too.

So, like, you got a good man.

Yes, ma'.

Am.

All right, Cass, we're gonna open up the lines and get a couple more callers in.

Did you have any more questions?

You do?

Cash, you got any more, like, questions or anything you want to say to Johnny boy?

I think he might be crying over there behind the camera on us.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Well, we'll make sure John gets a nice, sweaty piece of clothing from Hulk Rilla.

All right, Cass, thanks for calling in, because Hulk is going skydiving with us this summer.

All right.

Talk to you later, Cass.

All right, y' all opened up Hulk choking on his beverage over there.

No checking on your nonsense.

Oh, come on now.

You know it'd be fun.

I'm just saying, you know you'd have fun.

John, turn on your damn camera.

You know.

You know you would have fun jumping.

Jumping out of a plane.

We gotta do one thing crazy right now.

What about some skidooing?

Would you do ski doing?

Would you go on the ocean on a ski doo?

It looks like it's like a snowmobile, but it's for water.

And you hit out in the ocean, you just start jumping waves with a ski doo.

I cancel one.

Well, you got a life jacket.

You're okay.

What if the wave bigger than my life jacket?

You'll float.

We'll come and save you.

We'll come pick you up out of the water and bring it back to ski doo and do it all over again.

But what if I get eaten by a great white?

Ah, they don't.

They don't Live that long out here in Maine, they.

They swim over to Massachusetts.

Massachusetts people taste better.

Johnny boy, what's going on?

Some new meat from South Carolina.

They'd be like, hey, boys, we ain't never had South Carolina before.

I heard they got some soul food.

Lady Love is yelling at us on both platforms.

Lady Love?

You should call in Lady Love.

We gotta have a voice behind this name.

You should call into the show.

Lady Love.

John, how you feeling over there?

The life jacket ain't floating.

His big ass, Karen says, I'm sure it will.

Hulk ain't.

Hulk ain't like the freaking.

The Patriots.

I don't think his deflate.

He's golden.

How you doing, Johnny boy?

Both of y' all vaping?

Look, I'm watching both of you, bro.

Listen, that's.

Dealing with other cops.

And being around my co workers made me.

I ain't never vape a day in my life until I got the officers under me.

And I hate it so much.

You know what I've done?

No, no, no.

You shut up, Mark.

You wanna know why I vape?

I'll tell you why I vape.

It's because of you.

Who?

Hulk?

Not Hulk.

You, Mark.

Me?

What do I do?

You.

You stress me the out.

Weekly, daily, hourly.

Hold on.

Marty's call.

Oh, no.

Marty.

Marty just hung up.

What the hell?

You know.

Hold on.

We're gonna call.

He hung up on us.

He don't love me anymore.

Is it because I'm white?

That's right.

I don't think he loves you anymore.

That's reverse racism.

What the.

I'm trying to call him.

Oh, Marty, we're trying to call you.

And the line just failed.

Stand by, Marty.

Trying to call me on my cell phone.

Oh, yeah, the call's failing now.

Hold on.

Stop, somebody.

All right, I did pay the phone.

I paid this damn phone bill.

This is a damn Internet phone bill.

Let me make sure.

John.

John, call the.

Call the.

Call the studio.

John, call the studio.

Let's see if I paid the phone bill.

I swear I paid it.

I swear I paid it.

I promise.

I got to wait for John to get through his automated so he can say his name.

I swear, if.

Chad, I. I paid this.

I see two missed calls from Marty.

We just had two phone calls.

Yes.

Marty's good.

Marty's good, y'.

All.

We just out here shooting the.

John.

Is that.

Is that really that long of a voicemail that it takes that long?

Oh, I think it's working.

There we go.

We got him, Marty.

Sir, hold on.

One second.

All right, sir, you're on the air.

Take your shit out, will you?

I.

Listen, the phone lines are still new over here.

Hulk is refusing to go skydiving with us or get on a skidoo.

I. I gotta figure out some wild and crazy.

We can't refuse to die early with them.

That's the difference.

Wait, wait, wait.

Hulk, if I pay for it, will you do it?

You say what?

He said if he pays for it.

Will you do it?

And I just.

And I just proved my point that Marty is not one of me.

Okay, hold on.

He didn't say no to the whole getting me in the shopping cart and hitting me with a car, right?

He did not say no.

No, no.

Hulk will just laugh at you when you get cuffed by.

By another officer for doing some.

Some stuff.

I just like to make Don and Mark suffer.

He does.

Marty's the man that sent us the liquid ass.

He's the one that sent us the itching powder.

Just wait in two weeks to get another prize.

Yeah, he likes to send us these packages.

I heard this.

Two weeks until the show starts.

We have to wait for a flip.

Yeah.

So we're gonna have a flip on next week.

I'm gonna see if we can get Mick on next week.

And then the week later flip will be back from.

Back from our vacation in Canada.

Okay.

So know I'm busy that week.

I'm busy.

I got to do.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Where are you going?

Down to see you.

Ain't that obviously.

Oh, look at that.

We just got themes that some may find uncomfortable and has been restricted.

Oh, you vapors.

All right.

Lauren says in chat I'm from.

All kind of questions for you.

Tick tock.

Got you.

Yeah, I try to keep moving to the side.

Do you have any.

Oh.

Do you have any friends that officers in Maine?

I do not.

Good.

You don't want to be friends with the cops up here.

They're all dicks.

Oh, I had such a great idea.

God, I would only hope so.

They're walking around with two horseshoes and chewing tobacco and a racist attitude and they.

They think they're above the law.

Not all bro loose and cops do.

Dirty Lou is just horrible place.

Regardless.

That's just a city.

I mean, I get it.

I get it.

Literally like three to four shootings a week here.

But like, I'm a nice guy.

I don't know why you got to come at me like this.

Wait, did you just say you're a nice guy?

Yeah, bro, I'm a Nice guy.

Lauren, Chester just put.

Chester just posted on YouTube says, My town just shut down the police station because they don't have enough people to work.

That's crazy.

Yeah, that's the thing, right, Hulk?

That's crazy.

That is.

You know, that's a really good question for Hulk, actually.

We are facing a law enforcement hiring issue because of, you know, the.

The few bad apples.

I'm gonna say the few bad apples out there.

And.

And then people are scared to join in law enforcement because of the so much hatred out there.

How.

What.

What do we all do to try to fix that gap between the.

Become the police and show a different side like I did.

So what you're saying is I should become a police officer?

No, no, no.

He did not say that at all, John.

No.

Absolutely no.

Hell no.

No, no.

I'd be a great cop dude.

Making my next video of like, I'm again, y'.

All.

All cops are not alike.

Just because this incident happened, do not think I do like that.

I wouldn't do any crazy.

Dude.

I say I would see you right now.

Somebody called crying.

I can see somebody crying right now, hysterically.

Just crying.

They upset and you just get a cake and smash it in their face.

Enjoy your damn tears up.

You kidding me?

John would do that.

He'd go to the alcohol store and pick him up a fifth of vodka, say, here, drink your troubles away.

You do something one time, they don't let it go.

Remind me to never call your ass.

No, like, would you say ride alongs?

I'm not sure if those still exist at all, but would it like a ride along?

Kind of open a perspective to like.

Can I come do a ride along?

Sure.

I'll behave.

No, he won't.

Hulk, you.

You're going to need a cage between the passenger and the driver because he going to try touching you.

You ain't going to want that.

Hulk, there is this one.

We stopped it tonight.

We got an email.

Hold on.

Email coming through.

Moving forward after the day.

Oh, never mind.

My department will do right along.

Damn it.

What's your question, Marty?

All right.

Oh, with all the shit that's going on right now, have you seen any different attitude changes towards the blue.

You talking about?

Such as the protest?

Yeah, anything.

Anything.

All this that's going on are people looking at.

Not you particularly, but people love force.

No, I haven't seen nothing.

I've seen a lot of stuff more targeted towards the president more than anything, but I have not seen.

No, because I don't know what I call ice.

I see a lot of hate going towards ICE officers and all that, but just police officers itself, in reference to the Protestant and all this stuff they got.

I haven't witnessed anything that's crazy.

As well as online.

I haven't seen anything.

Again, if it wasn't dealing with ICE or the President, I didn't see nothing specifically targeting police officers in general recently.

That's good.

That's good for.

For d. For DUI training.

I don't know if you guys do this, but I was asked to go to the police station for DUI training for the police department, and they gave us alcohol and had us drink like 15 shots.

And then they used us as guinea pigs to test us to see if they could tell if we were drunk or not.

Does your department do that?

My department don't do that, but the South Carolina Criminal Justice Academy does that.

They get a bunch of people that drink, take a couple shots, and then you got something that don't drink.

And you got to see if they got any type of hgm, which is nystagmus, when you're doing a field sobriety test and a walk and turn in the one leg stand.

So my department don't do it, but the state of South Carolina, the academy does it when they do training new officers.

Yeah, I thought it was interesting because I ended up going to 0.1 and they didn't.

They didn't think I was drunk.

You blew away.

A 1 point something.

I don't remember.

Like 1.1.2.

No point 4.104 is legal.01 is illegal.

I thought.

I thought, well, our state has a zero tolerance.

So, like, one is illegal.

One is illegal.

And they didn't think I was drunk.

You know, Marty, it sounds like you might be an alcoholic in the closet.

I was gonna say the same thing, but I.

Tell you, listen, when you give him the morning.

Marty, when your day's off, you hang out with Homer Simpson.

Peter Griffin.

Peter Griffin?

Yeah.

Peter don't drink.

Which one's Peter Griffin?

Griffin.

Oh, wait, I know who he is now.

Family Guy.

Yeah.

You're gonna sit there and tell me that?

Peter Griffin.

No, no, listen, I don't watch cartoons, so you have to like.

I have to try to think real quick.

Mark, I'm gonna slap.

That is not cartoon.

That is a cartoon.

It's not cartoon.

All right, we're gonna have an argument.

Marty, Marty, you got anything else before this argument starts?

No, no.

I would love to listen to this.

Yeah.

No.

So, Hulk, we have this thing.

I don't watch anything animated.

I don't watch cartoons.

I will not watch any movie more than once.

Once the movie's done with, I don't watch it.

Statist.

And if a movie's five minutes, five years or older, I won't watch it.

I don't love you anymore.

Look at all his face.

And if you ask Mark what the movie was about, he has no clue.

Like, bro, how do how hard life have to be for you just to cut everything off like that?

I don't care.

I've seen it.

Why do you got to watch it again, though?

That.

That's my whole definition.

Like, after you've seen a movie, we've had this argument.

I'm not having it again.

Because when you watch a movie, the second when you watch a movie the second time you catch that, you think that's the first time.

I don't know.

If you don't watch the original ghostbusters, that's so not.

Listen, I've seen the original ghost busters.

It's a great movie, but I won't watch it again.

No, listen, listen, I'm going to give you some lovely advice.

Ghostbusters.

Hold on, hold on, John.

Speaking of ghostbusters, can we talk about how we need to invite Hulk up here in October to do a ghost hunting show with us?

Listen, Hulk, I know what you said.

You keep doing this.

Well, you, you.

If you know, you just.

But you know.

But listen, I think it's.

Wouldn't it make for great content both for you and I, for you to do a live tik tock doing a ghost hunt?

We'll go to fort Kent.

We'll go to fort Kent and do.

Do a live ghost hunt on fort.

Why don't you just go to the graveyard in Lisbon?

Was it Lisbon or Lisbon falls where Lizzie Borden is buried?

Oh, yes, we could do that.

The graveyard out there at night time, right around midnight.

We'll go out there.

I've got everything.

I've got the ev detector, I've got the voice recorder.

I think it'd be a great show.

Hulk, I swear, you.

You could monetize the out of that.

I'll be sick today.

Fellas, I apologize.

Unfortunately, I can't convince it to do some crazy.

Can you just come supervise me while.

I. Oh, what's the craziest shake you've ever done?

Oh, there we go.

There's a question for you, Hulk.

What is the craziest you've ever done?

As in general, I'm guessing Marty said.

They can share on here.

They talking about me being a cop or me being in general?

Let's do in general.

Can't say it.

Okay.

I've been.

I've been in a wild check.

You can text me.

I'll get it.

All right, Marty.

Well, I want to say thank you for the call, and so we're gonna open up the lines for one more.

Call out of here.

Marty?

Yes, please.

Jeff's pissing me off.

All right, John, one more caller.

Call in right now.

Last caller to call in.

I'd love to see one more caller.

If we get one more caller, then we're done with the phone calls, y'.

All.

We're.

We're still trying to convince Hulk to do one crazy thing with us.

No, they not.

You'll be across state lines.

You'll be in Maine, so you're golden.

You're not.

You're not a law enforcement officer in the state of Maine, so you're golden.