Two ex-military nutjobs—Army grunt and Navy squid—unleashing mayhem, games, and unhinged rants. No script, no rules, just Mark and Jon stirring the pot!

Meet Mark G, the hot sauce-chugging psycho running this Chaotic Cadre circus—a washed-up Army reject med-boarded out faster than you can say “back spasm,” now stuck streaming his sad life to Twitch simps! Father of five—because condoms are hard, apparently—this Maine cleaning company grunt scrubs toilets by day and roasts the world by night. Pro-Second Amendment nut, fishing loner, and self-proclaimed sauce god, he’s a walking midlife crisis with a mic—pathetic, but you’re still here, you drooling losers!
Here’s Jon S, the pickle-weeping bitch of Chaotic Cadre—a trampoline arcade manager babysitting sugared-up brats in Central Maine while dreaming of Twitch glory! Stepdad to one, adopted dad to a stray army, this hard-working clown cries like a baby when Mark’s hot sauce hits—pathetic masculinity at its finest! Pickle-making hipster by day, game-streaming nobody by night, he’s the co-host you’d pity if he weren’t so damn roastable—smile, you snot-dripping disaster!