CHAOS CADRE POP-UP REDEMPTION: Grok Fun, Apologies for Last Night & Chill Vibes Only!

That's it.

Technical difficulties.

One's a grunt, one's a squid.

Talking trash like a couple of kids.

No script, no plan, just running their mouths.

If you don't like chaos, better tap out.

We got bad jokes, worst taste, eating like trash, saying what we we think.

No filter, no clue, no rules, no shame.

If it don't make sense, who's to blame?

Not us.

Yeah, not us.

So grab a beer, sit back, don't stress.

It's just two dumb vets making a mess.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no.

What's going on, you degenerate?

What's happening?

Welcome to Chaos Cadre, our sincere apology podcast.

We are very apologetic, kinda.

Yeah, no, we are all.

Listen folks, the show the.

I let a phone call.

But first and foremost, let's get a couple things out of the way.

Number one, I've got the man, the legend, my co host who rides my right hand side, Mr. John over here.

John.

What's going on, my man?

Listen, I, I have been a right mess since last night.

Some things happen.

We'll get into it chat.

But some things happened.

And welcome to our apology tour.

Lord have mercy.

Last night was a ride, ladies and gentlemen.

Last night we had an episode.

We actually plan to talk about a bunch of up that happened, you know, trending stuff that people are doing to go viral.

We pulled in.

Welcome in Ninja.

Welcome in Raider.

We pulled in a guest and we just, you know, we did our thing.

We just had a chat.

It came out.

Just a whole chatting thing and it came out fun.

About an hour and a half into the episode, I got, well, I try.

I got like four or five phone calls back to back on my cell phone from, from my brother from another mother who typically only calls me when he's intoxicated.

Needless to say, he said something that like peaked Raider.

Yeah.

His attention on the show and I was like, wait a minute, you should call into the show, maybe we'll get a good debate or something going.

And well, that was the mistake right there.

Yeah, that was that.

That did not make a good debate.

It did not make a good debate.

It made a drunken, A drunken guy go off the hinge not understanding where he was at, not understanding that we were live on multiple social media platforms and say a bunch of that he just shouldn't have said.

Does he regret it?

I don't even know if he remembers saying what he said, to be honest with you.

I mean, I, I think I should, I, I should email him the podcast and have him watch it and be like, hey, Fast forward to this point of the show and for the folks that are out there, you will not be able to see the show live on any of these platforms.

After the show ended, we deleted it.

Why do we delete it off of the platforms?

It's because there was a bunch of stuff that we wouldn't, if we were to meet you out in public, we wouldn't be saying this to you to your face.

We wouldn't be sitting there saying half of this.

And, and to be fair, also, like, what our viewers say is not our viewpoint or our thoughts or, or feelings or anything like that.

Like, when they call in, I hope you guys are like, this is live.

Like, when they call in, we can't control them to do anything.

That would seem to be like a respectable thing.

Like, there's some people.

We'll let it, we'll let it slide a little bit.

Like, you know, some insanity will come through like Sully or Marty or, or even my buddy Wrath.

But like, there's some things.

How do I want to word that?

Like, let's put it this way.

If you say anything racist, you're going to get automatically hung up on.

If you say something that makes a guest feel uncomfortable, you're going to get muted.

I'm going to go in the back room with you, or should I say the back end of the phone conversation with you and yell at you and tell you to smarten the up.

We'll give you another chance.

And then if you continue to do some at that time, we're going to disconnect you from the show and we're going to ban you from all of our yo cycle.

Thanks for that follow, brother.

We appreciate that because we're, we're about having fun.

We're about talking shit.

We're about trash talking.

Hell, I'm going to speak as much trash I want against my opposing political fences once in a while.

That's.

That is what it is.

But once you go to, I guess you could say a racist bigotry level that's beyond social media platformers, you're gone.

And the big thing too about, about the caller is that he's not a bigot, dude.

He just stupid.

Stupid and stupid and drunk.

Yeah.

And when people are drunk, right, they get that liquid courage and they feel.

Like they can say and do whatever they want.

Yeah, they, they can feel like they can beat up a man that's eight times their size, too.

Listen, been there, done that.

When I used to drink.

It's.

Listen, I don't do dumb.

No not at all.

But when, when you're drunk, you definitely do a lot more dumber.

That is true.

That is true.

That's why I don't drink anymore.

So with all that put aside, folks, we do apologize for the caller.

The episode is available and the only way it's going to be available is through a paywall.

You won't be able to download it, you won't be able to clip it.

This paywall, will you to view it through the full entirety.

I'm telling you, the first, what, hour and 45 minutes of the show was golden, dude.

It was great.

Awesome.

And then once we disconnected the collar, that was very drunk.

It was okay again.

But yeah, we, we had to get rid of, we had to get rid of that nasty collar and we didn't want it on the mainstream media.

But there is.

Listen, we believe in freedom of speech to a, to a point.

Like I said, if you start talking down on somebody, you start going full blown racist.

We're going to get you out of there.

But at the same time, I don't want to.

Censorship, censorship, everything to the point where you guys can't see what we're talking about.

Because that's what mainstream media does, right?

They take certain sound bites, they take certain clips, they show you this, they tell you that, but you don't have no view or opinions or, or stuff for you to see for yourself what happened.

But we're not going to have it in public eye.

So we put it behind a paywall, which you can find.

Right.

This is also the new way you can tip the show.

Let me explain that real quick.

John too.

So we are now using Kofi for our tipping for the show and as well as for a membership.

The way John and I have degraded on is, well, what I've told them what we're going to do is we have a goal for 200.

200amonth is what it costs to run the podcast, to keep everything up and running with everything that we got for the programs and stuff we use.

After that, $200, whatever's left over, John and I will split.

John and I will probably use it the better.

Our equipment is so much more so we can keep the show running.

The.

Anybody who does a membership, the membership count as well.

The membership is 25amonth.

John and I will try to get together once, maybe twice a week and put on a little up behind the scenes type of show that no one will ever see anywhere on social media other than the pay wall.

Maybe you'll see a nipple shot Of John.

I'm sure a lot of you love to see John's nipples.

I mean, John's nipples are pretty golden if you ask me.

They.

They're quirky.

So that's the whole thing with the Kofi.

It's why my wife loves me, Mark.

It is.

It's your nipples, huh?

They just bounce.

Can she, can she bounce a quarter off those nipples?

Oh, she can count half dollar off him, bro.

What you mean?

Oh, let's go.

So.

So that's the thing with a Kofi, folks.

25amonth membership gets you exclusive access to videos that we may deem that cannot be on social media anymore.

For me to say that this is going to be the only time it ever happens be lying to you.

Like John says, we cannot control what callers say on the show, but we.

Can nip it in the ass as fast as we can.

Yeah, we.

We figured that out today.

We already tested out our phone line systems where I can cut you off of the show until point where I can bounce out of the show too and just talk to you on the phone call alone until you need to smarten the up or you're gone.

And at that point, when that happens, I'll take over with the conversation and so on and so forth.

Like it's just.

It's a lot.

I hate to say it too, but it's just like a lot of.

To have to deal with because someone can't hold their liquor and wants to be bigoted and racist and, and sexist and whatever other is words there are.

Definitely wasn't feminist.

I mean, he definitely wasn't, but like he was Flamboyast.

Flamboyast.

Flamboyast.

Yeah.

But I get to talk about my somebody I know really well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But yeah.

So this is our way of apologizing to y' all and letting y' all know how all the alerts work.

I will tell everybody.

Just.

I'm not sure if Mama Letty is in here yet.

Mama Letty, I will say the other thing that I have fixed on this show and that I believe it works actually.

Hold on, Mama Letty.

I. I'm gonna absolutely lie to you if I tell you this right now.

So let me go back.

Oh, I. I think I'm lying to you, Mama Letty.

So don't hold me to what I'm saying just yet.

But if I'm not mistaken, John, you remember how last night you guys could not hear at all any of the sound effects that came through the show?

Yeah, yeah.

You're gonna deal with it now.

What do you mean?

I've officially fixed it.

I believe so now anybody who sends in those Tangia alerts are now going to come through our speakers.

Well, they're going to come through my microphone so you and the audience can hear it.

So you guys just don't look at me and say, why the you laughing?

Why'd you get jump scared like that?

We fixed it.

So now all that can work.

Why do I put it on a podcast?

Because Chaos Cadre is about having fun.

Really.

I created this so you can forget about reality for a moment.

I created it so you can forget about what you see on Fox News, msnbc, or what you see on your tv or the you hear when customers are coming in while you're working, talking about all the of life.

Forget about your children for a few minutes and just sit back, relax and get a few laughs with us.

That's why we created this show.

This show is literally us just around bringing in callers and talking to everybody.

And like, I know you guys think that we don't put a whole lot of like, effort into this.

You know what it means?

It's like a hobby for us.

But honestly, we do put a lot of effort in me and Mark.

We talk a lot throughout the week.

We plan things out, we, we come up with ideas for things.

Sometimes they're skits, sometimes they're not.

Sometimes we, we, you know, we around and find out.

But like, at the end of the day, I want you guys to know that we're giving you guys 110 for positive and a renewing experience towards life.

It's not all serious, you know what I mean?

Like, it, you can be funny, you can be dumb, you can be, you know, apparently a latent homosexual who hits on everyone's husbands, boyfriends, whatever, you know what I mean?

Like, those are all parts that we play in real life.

I am not a gay man.

I am very straight.

Heard different last night.

No, sorry, John, I had to say.

No, but like, but like, we, me and Mark, we both have roles that we play on this podcast.

Like, this isn't how, I mean, I mean, some of it is how we are in real life.

Let's be real.

Me and Mark with each other a lot.

We do, we do, we do.

Like around and we don't.

No, I'm not saying we do, but like, we around and we find out and we do dumb together.

And that's part of the basis of the show.

But also like, I guess you could.

Say John and I.

The way the personalities you see on the show are how John and I are when we're together.

That's why our wives keep us apart.

Yeah, that.

That's the better way of wording it.

When we're not.

When we're not with each other per se, or, you know, talking and hanging out, we're different people in some sorts of ways.

Like, I'm a lot more relaxed and reserved and an introvert and like, whatever, you know?

But, like, when I'm with Mark, I'm.

I'm outgoing, I'm funny, I'm doing dumb.

Like, you don't need alcohol to be crazy.

Yeah, no, I don't need alcohol to be crazy when I'm on Mark because we come up with just the dumbest stuff ever.

And that's.

Which reminds me.

Yes, Chat.

If you want to see us get tortured by our wife, please, please, please donate to get the contraction machines for me and Mark.

All right.

Bullfango says, I understand I have a husband on Tick Tock.

According to my own girlfriend.

Let's go with the husband.

Listen, listen, Bull.

Every guy that I talked to, my wife thinks he's either my husband, boyfriend, or lover.

I don't know why.

You don't know why?

Nah, dude, that's interesting.

I'm not like, saying I'm gonna make a chocolate molder and eat it, you know?

I thought you subscribed to, like, five males on Only Fans.

It's only three.

And it's just because they're shirtless, you know?

You know, you got that one guy on there.

What's his name?

Oh, I can't think of his name.

The guy that did all the national parks.

You want that sausage?

Don't lie.

That 18 inch schlong just dangling in front of your face.

Oh, well, that's our caller from last night.

That's what he wanted.

But anyway, if do me a favor, I'll make sure y' all shared out this video.

Yeah, share out the video and let your friends friends know we're on our apology tour.

Let's see, normally we.

We don't go live on Tuesdays.

A couple of new things as well.

The Mark G Show.

If you are watching us right now from the Mark G show on Facebook or the Mark G. Oh, we're not even live on the Mark G Show anymore on YouTube, so that's already over with.

So if you're watching us on the Mark G show on Facebook, please note that.

That we will no longer be streaming on the Mark G show on Facebook.

Well, it Won't even be Chaos Cadre until we can get a thousand followers on Facebook.

So, folks, I need y' all to do us a favor.

Head over to Facebook, share the hell out of our Facebook page.

Let's get our Facebook to a thousand followers so we can go live on Chaos Cadre.

It is on my personal.

This is on my personal Facebook page.

And I'll keep it on my personal.

I don't give a what my family thinks, so I can give two flying rats ass to my family thanks when I'm on this thing.

But as far as X, I'm gonna rebrand my ex.

I'm gonna rebrand Twitch, and we're gonna rebrand Kick.

X, Twitch and Kick.

Hold on.

Baked Pizza.

That.

That Discord link doesn't work.

I need to update it.

I wasn't sure it was in my chat.

Yours.

I just checked both on Twitch.

Okay, but Baked Pizza, I can shoot you the link in my chat to the Chaos Cadre Discord.

And as far as X, Kick and Twitch goes, we're gonna be rebranding those two.

I'm not sure how John's gonna do it, though.

How are you gonna do that?

Because right now we are both broadcast to what would be considered personal Twitch profiles.

I'm going to be rebranding my Twitch to Mark G Productions, which will hold host both the Mark G Show and Chaos Cadre as one, but have separate vods.

The same thing with X and Kick.

How are you going to be handling your Twitch?

I'm probably just going to leave it as is, dude.

I mean, do you think I should just leave mine as is in.

We'll just leave Twitch the same.

I mean, the ones that follow us on there know who we are, know the shows we run, and we're on the main networks.

We're not going to be on our Twitch.

That's literally just going to be a YouTube.

YouTube Rumble and X thing.

Yeah, no, for sure.

I mean, I don't see the point in changing it.

I mean, because think about it, dude.

I have all this artwork that's not behind me right now that I gotta hang up.

And I got merchandise.

And like, I've been Captain Snooch for over a decade.

Like, everyone knows me.

If I.

If I was to rebrand now for.

For Chaos Cadre, like, that would be.

I would.

We.

We should have just made new accounts at that point.

You know, we should have, but we've already been rolling like this, so it doesn't make sense to start making a new account, so.

Exactly.

Exactly.

So I mean.

I mean, look, folks, we are going to be on.

We are going to be on a bigger network here very soon for nurse show.

And that.

With that being said, we.

We Chaos cadre.

The new.

The.

The other show is going to be a little bit more in the political.

Still have a good time feel to it versus where this show more of a non political, let's around type of a show.

More with.

With the other.

With the other show.

You're not gonna see me, but you'll hear me.

You'll just hear his voice sounding like God in the distance.

Yeah, boy.

I told Sully to call in, but he's decided not to call in, which is interesting.

Then again, I don't even know if it's working.

Yeah, no, because of the update and.

Yeah, well, the.

The system updated and they had to recharge my card.

They should have worked.

They should have worked, but I'm not sure.

What are you doing over there, John?

Trying to find someone to call into the show.

What?

No.

Do you really think that I would do that for you?

Absolutely you would.

I mean, I could tell Marty to do.

Is that.

Or.

Who's that?

Is that who you're telling.

What?

No way.

So you want to hear a little bit of funny drama while you're doing that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, as you know, this weekend my wife and I have already made plans with our kids.

Yeah.

Let's get your opinion on this.

I haven't seen or visited my mom in a couple of years.

Yeah.

And granted, my mom probably lives maybe an hour and a half away from me.

Where'd she live?

Northern.

Northern.

Like near me.

Northern.

Maybe even a little bit past your starts with a G. Oh, okay.

So she lives up there and I haven't seen her.

And just reason why is because she comes after me.

She's attacked my wife, she's attacked my kids, and she's attacked me on a political.

On our political stances.

Yeah, no, I. I know the story.

Yeah.

So I decided, no, let's cut.

You know, I don't want.

Within our family, within my kids and our lives right now as we're living the best of our lives when we cut out those people that want to attack us on the political aspect of things.

We, My wife and I have already had this trip, but it's planned now for about a month or so.

On the weekend, my family started up this Facebook messenger group thing where they want to do a family cookout on the same day that we got the thing set up for my kids and they get mad at me because I had these plans, saying that I. I always have an excuse for every family event that they invite me to.

Then I made a post after they attacked me within this post, I came back in.

Of course they brought up the thing with my mother, how I never go see her.

And I told him the reason why and what they do there.

I got attacked by one of my cousins telling me, don't bring your mother into this.

Hold on, we got somebody calling in John's lover.

John's lover, you're in here.

Yes, I am.

That's my boy.

Asking.

You shall receive.

What's up, buddy?

Not much.

What are you guys doing?

Oh, our apology tour.

Yeah, our apology chore for last night.

You didn't do anything wrong.

No, we didn't do anything wrong as our caller, but I think some people got upset with us on how we handled it and said that I let him stay on the phone for too long last night.

Mine does the same stuff.

Haven't had anything to do with mama.

Where's our comment reader, bro?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Yeah, Mama Letty.

I don't even think's in our chat.

Yeah, so for the longest time I didn't have it.

What do you want?

We're live on everything right now except for tick tock.

Yeah, but like chaos or the marquee show.

Chaos, chaos, cadre.

Yeah, but bull.

Like, for the longest time I didn't have anything to do with my mom.

And then I found out she had breast cancer and then she had double mastectomy.

Get both the breasts removed.

And I mean, I call her, we talk.

It's not like it used to be when I was a kid or whatever, but like.

Well, the way I look at is this too, right?

Once you become a man or a full grown woman and you have your own family, that essentially becomes your family.

And the people who are on the outskirts, like your mom, your father, your brother, your sisters, your aunts, your uncles, they come of a sort of a secondary family, right?

They're more, they're more of your family.

That's not your close family.

Close family's your wife, your children, that's it.

That's your family.

That you're mainly immediate, right?

Like if you.

Okay, so, so, so, so if you were to ask my wife this question or this line of like, you know.

Thought, wait, don't get your wife involved.

You know what she would say though?

What's that?

But my cat's family.

No, wait, she doesn't sound like that.

Have you asked the people in Ohio?

The cats are food.

We don't talk about that.

It's disgusting.

They eat cats and dogs.

I would never.

Yeah, they cook them on the grill out there.

Yeah, I would never.

Wait, isn't there a country that actually eats cats?

There is, absolutely.

Yeah.

Who's that?

That was my wife saying that she had to stop back somewhere because the employee forgot his money.

Oh.

She runs into like, dude, listen, my wife, I don't know how she does it.

When I work, I have almost what you call a flawless night.

Once in a while I'll run into a couple of issues.

There's only been two or three times I've.

I've cleared a building because the door was unlocked or wide open or whatever.

But I.

Clear.

But I've never ran into any other issues.

This woman will run into every thing wrong whatsoever.

I mean, we run into ghosts, but that's.

No, no, no.

You remember that time that bottle got broken at Sego?

What?

Oh, yeah.

Somebody broke a liquor bottle.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was fun.

Wait, does the wife cc.

Does the wife what?

Cc.

CC.

Conceal.

And Carrie.

She does not.

I.

She absolutely should.

I bought her one for her to conceal, but she don't.

I 100% carry.

No matter what.

She's out there working.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Definitely should.

You got my, my, my opinion.

Everybody should be carrying.

If you're legally able to carry, you should absolutely be carrying.

We live in a up world right now where everybody should absolutely have a firearm.

Yeah.

Can you guys still hear me?

Yeah, we absolutely can.

Also, that's textbook gaslighting with the.

You always have an excuse.

Yeah, no, it definitely is.

Bull.

It definitely is.

Well, they're just personally attacking me at that point in that Facebook group.

Hey, hey, Mark.

Yes.

You're ugly.

Hey, John, can you do a quick commercial break and let everybody know who we're sponsored by?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, everybody, chat.

Just so you know, today's episode of Chaos Cadre is sponsored by Nexus of Power, which is a book which you can get on Amazon.

Just look up.

Just look up.

What's the link?

I don't know the link off the top of my head.

It's in my bio on my.

Tick tock that.

Or you can also go to the link tree link within our bio and look up Nexus of Powers book right there and it'll take it right to the.

Did you update yours with the new book?

I'm not sure if I did.

I'll have to look.

Oh, speaking of books, bro, I was supposed to send you the information, Marty.

I forgot you have to remind me these things.

Yeah, yeah.

I know how you feel about me.

Get it.

That's not even like that, bro.

Yeah, I'm like the last spot on your mind.

Hey, Lauren.

Welcome in, welcome in.

We're doing our apology tour.

Good job.

Did you turn Marty down?

Oh, I hear you having a hard time.

Yeah, he's a little.

He's a little.

Can you hear me?

I can wait.

I'm outside now.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, talk to me.

Jonathan.

Jonathan, I miss you so much.

Oh, my God, Marte.

But no, man, like, we.

So we got it now.

Like, I can cut out Marty.

Marty was awesome.

Helped us out this morning to make sure that we can mute the person who calls in.

Yeah.

Did it first thing when I rolled out of bed this morning.

I was right on it.

You gotta admit, I was right on it this morning.

We made sure.

We tested out the phone system, make sure it worked.

You were.

And I did let everybody know that no matter what, I was going to put into a paywall because I feel like people should still see it if they want to see it, but they'll just have to pay to see it.

Yeah, I paid.

No, I donated.

Never mind.

You did donate.

You did not join up for the 25 membership, sir.

I'm too cheap for that.

Donated half of our goal, but I'm too cheap to become a member.

We appreciate you, Marty.

That.

We were just talking about that.

So Marty said you probably weren't watching us when we were live.

The way we explain how we're going to do this is the 200 covers all expenses to keep all the software and everything else up and running.

And then what John and I are going to do is anything over our 200 goal, we're going to split down the line 50 50.

So it will go towards this Viagra.

Then twice as Viagra.

That's correct.

Nice.

Yes, sir.

So it works out a little bit better that way.

And the cool thing is memberships count towards our goal as well.

So if anybody gets a membership, that'll go right towards the goal.

I. I believe that's from what I read from Kofi.

That's what happens if anybody gets a membership.

And the link is right here.

Link's right there.

Support viewers, if you can hear me, support this group.

I mean, we're not asking for a whole lot, guys.

I think that.

Oh, dude, Raider.

Lifesaver, baby.

But, like, you can skip McDonald one day.

Listen, guys, listen.

It's not like we're asking for A whole lot here.

We're not asking, like, some of those content creators that are like, oh, my God, tap the screen, send those gifts.

Like, we're just asking if you want to continue seeing the show at the product value that we have now.

I think that $200 is reasonable.

We're not asking for money for ourselves.

But, hey, if we do get over that $200, me mark are going to split it and we're going to put it right back into production stuff on our end towards streaming equipment and like that.

Like, it's not like we're going to take your money and go, oh, you guys, no episode today.

Bye.

No, matter of fact, the only time we do no episodes is if I have to work.

Yeah.

Or if I have to work.

Right.

Yeah.

For you.

Or if you have to work.

Personal emergency.

Yeah.

That's the only time we'll post an episode.

Send those gifts.

I should.

I should send Mama Letty.

You know what, John?

Talk for me, because I'm gonna send Mama Letty and tell them why.

No worries.

Because a lot of people, they're not used to seeing us.

Yeah, no one's used to seeing us.

Yeah.

Do you have her number?

Don't have her number, but I will.

I have her on Discord.

But yeah.

No, guys, honestly, like, if you want to continue seeing us and whatnot, like, I think that 25 to get behind a paywall to see some of the exclusive content that we plan on doing, like, it's more than fair.

More than fair.

That's cheaper than most.

Only fan subscriptions.

Yes.

And John promises to show you nipples.

To support the podcast and keep John from doing shady things.

Click the link and support the podcast.

Podcast.

Oh, no.

He'll be doing more shady.

So I've already talk.

I've already thought about this.

Some of the we're going to do if somebody sends us a challenge and somebody says, you know what?

Oh, we got hung up on me.

We didn't hang up on nobody, Marty.

You hung up on me.

We didn't.

No, we didn't, bro.

I don't even control that.

It's all Mark, bud.

We learned that last night.

We absolutely did.

But listen, one of the things that we're doing behind this paywall is if somebody donates, you know, something off of our wish list, they might send us a message said, hey, to help you guys out, I don't want you doing this live on the podcast.

You can post a little clip of you guys doing it to bring people in, but the full video of our Punishment will be behind the paywall.

I mean, that's a reasonable thing.

Dude, it is your product coming Thursday.

Make sure you put it in the fridge.

Absolutely.

Yes.

We'll want that ice cold.

Wait, wait.

Fridge or freezer?

Bridge.

Damn, dude, I really tried to get.

Out of that one.

You don't want a popsicle?

One of the other things I was thinking about.

Wait, you might want a popsicle because he likes to suck on things.

It's so good.

One of the other things I haven't talked to John about that I was thinking about doing is when we have a bigger guest on the show, such as actors, actresses, or certain bigger influencers, we may do an hour and a. I say about hour and a half live with you guys.

Wait, there's bigger guests than me?

What?

Oh, no, Marty, you're.

You're huge for us.

Marty.

You're our number one supporter, collaborator, and support.

Wait, no, Marty, I'm not done.

Shut up.

Number one supporter, tech person helping us with our problems and.

And being there and loving us and.

And shouting the show out all the time and telling people to watch us and.

And sending us up things to do.

We might have like, backstage conversations with the guests on our show that'll also be behind the paywall that you would not per se, to see on here in the podcast.

Yeah, it'll be.

They'll be well worth your money as we move forward.

I should say.

Yes, very much so.

And we have some exciting.

Some exciting content coming.

Yes.

Like John's feet.

No.

Yes.

They are both gonna do the feet Finders challenge.

I would always the most followers.

Listen, listen, listen.

I would be around much more often if you weren't always live while I was at work.

Dude, Bull, I'm sorry, buddy.

I'm sorry.

I know.

Bullfinger.

Listen, so let me.

Let me explain my story.

Matter of fact, get to know us for a minute.

Let's have our apology tour.

Get to know us.

Hello, I'm rg, a business owner in the state of Maine.

I own a small business.

I got a total of five little.

That run around in my house that I.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Down.

Put that down.

Wait a minute.

If Bull Singer does the membership, he can watch anytime he wants.

Absolutely true story.

He can watch us even when we're not live.

Unless he wants to check.

Exactly.

But I got five kids, three of which still live underneath my roof.

Two of them that are completely young.

So we do our shows at 9:45 because I know my kids are asleep.

Sleep.

And that's the best time and then we also do it on Sunday, no Monday nights, because Monday night's a good night that John and I kind of wind down.

We're like, okay, let's get the show working.

Now here's a little bit about John.

Hi, I'm John S. Who's a game sexual.

I just had PT PTSD about that.

Listen, I'm a full time like I work a full time job.

Condom you and I mean like, like Mark said me and him discussed it and we figured Monday night should be the best night for us because I'm normally out of work at a decent hour and it cools around where I have like 15, 20 minutes before I have to hop into the studio and start doing this.

You know, it gives me that little bit time to cool down and you know, unwind from work, change on my work clothes.

There's some nights I might be a little late and that's why you'll see me like wearing a work shirt or I'll still have my hat on or my glasses or whatever.

But like that works for us.

And then during the week, like me and Mark, we, we still talk to each other like almost every day.

I think every other day at this point.

Yeah, yeah.

They're butt buddies.

We are, we are 100% Dude Diddy.

Parties all the time.

Yeah.

Dude baby oil.

Yeah.

Right.

But I have a wife and I have a nine year old stepdaughter and I have a son and then I have another son who unfortunately to bring the mood down for a minute that's away.

John's just lazy.

Wearing the work hat.

Thank you.

I have.

This show is therapeutic for me to a point and then when it passes that point, it's not.

But I enjoy being here.

It helps me with my mental.

That's going on the last couple of years.

So.

That'S why we're all here for you, John.

I just unfortunately just have to work nights at the moment.

When I move to Tennessee in a few months, I'll be working days.

Let's go also to your thing there, Bullfinger.

Condoms exist for a reason.

You are right, condoms do exist for a reason.

But you know what?

Condoms do not feel the same.

They don't.

You can't get freaking wear a condom.

I'm sorry.

Old.

That old dad joined the condom flat across the room.

Why is that?

It got pissed off.

Oh dear God.

But, but as far as condoms go.

Listen kids, if you're out there, protect yourselves.

But otherwise, if you want for a while.

Nah, listen, I think the only, the only reason you should not be wearing a raincoat.

Is like when you're married or in a very serious relationship of 5 to 10 years.

Plus when you're married, if you're like a year to have kids yet.

Hey, I got a vasectomy too, after my fifth kid.

Hey, I don't.

I didn't get a vasectomy yet.

No, no.

I still gotta kick John in the balls here and there to make it.

Doesn't have children, but it works out.

Just so you know, they don't always work vasectomies.

Because I got my wife pregnant like three years after I had mine.

My mind, supposedly, thank God, knock on wood, has been working perfectly fine for me.

So apparently I have.

Listen, listen, Mark.

Let me.

Let me just pump one more kid out for my wife to make her happy, because I love her and I want her to be happy.

So we have to break it back so you can get hard again.

Dude, that would not go down like rabbits.

So we.

Yeah, figure this out.

John.

John has an issue going, boy, but you break his back and he's like, baby, let's rock it.

It's weird, bro.

I don't know if it's because, like, all the drugs I used to do and everything, but, like, sometimes there's some days I can't fly the mast.

What?

What the was that?

What the was what?

Well, subscribe today so we can get Johnson by our issues.

I saw something like.

Don't you gaslight me, you piece of.

Gaslight you on what?

You know what I'm talking about.

What?

What?

What are you talking about?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Dude, I'm gonna you up.

Let's go, buddy.

I'll help you with your back and some.

Shove some hot nuts down your throat.

Have you in fetal position asking for mummy again.

Wait, are you teabagging John?

What?

No.

No, no, no.

That's funny though.

No, but like, I don't know, man.

It's just.

Are you on Ticky Talk?

I forgot I had that on there.

I forgot I had that on there.

Let's go.

Did you.

Did you hear the noise too?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's awesome.

Wait, are you live on Tick Tock?

No, I'm not live on Tick Tock.

I just remembered I. I had it because I used to around on the.

The website.

I did a couple streams on Tickle, but.

Omegle.

Yeah.

Oh, me, Yeah.

I was around there for a while.

I'd hit with the people, they'd be.

Like, that was one crazy website.

It is a lot of sausages swinging around on that website.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

What was that, Lauren?

So how do I put this, Mark?

Use your words, John.

Use your words.

What was that, Lauren?

That was me.

I got a little angry at John.

So for people that don't know, Mark likes to play around with AI a lot.

And I do.

He found a way to make a bunch of AI things happen on his tick tock stream that he's carried over to obs and some other stuff.

And he likes to with people because.

He'S a just like absolutely is.

Bullfango says, I don't have any kids.

I had mine reversed four months ago to have a child.

Let's go, Bullfanga.

I wish you and the girlfriend all the best.

I really do, brother.

It's a beautiful.

Wait.

You can.

You can reverse it.

You absolutely can get it reversed.

That has to hurt like a son of a.

Right?

Why, Marty?

Are you gonna give me kids or what?

You gotta think.

They probably gotta slice your nut open a little bit more to get up in there to put a tube.

Yeah.

They gotta pull out the vast difference.

And yeah, they gotta cut like, tie.

Oh my God, stop.

You're making my testicles.

You imagine like, dude, damn, they got your nut.

They got your nut in a cup like this and they go cut right down the nut.

They spread the inside of the nut.

They're like.

Here, let me connect nut tubes for you.

Now your little swimmers are working.

Wait, wait, no.

They gotta burn it together afterwards.

They gotta solder me.

I've got.

Brother, you see the smoke coming from your balls?

Yeah.

Yes.

Wait, isn't Bull the one that had all the.

The military stories?

Yes.

We gotta get Bullfango on here.

We can't wait.

An application.

He did.

We gotta wait till he's available for a Monday.

But he works on Mondays.

Yeah, we gotta.

We gotta work with them to figure out Monday night.

We gotta figure.

I'm pretty sure Bull's gonna be sick on Monday.

I got the black lung.

Yeah.

Then we have another person that wants to be on the show, actually, the female that called in last night to argue with Chris.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, speaking of females on the show, did you.

I sent you one in TikTok.

You did?

That's right.

I got.

I gotta reach out to her, see if we can get.

You want her on this show?

Do you want her on our.

Our show?

That's up to you, but I think it'd be better for the pilot show.

Yeah, I think she'd be great for a Debate.

But see, I'm having no issues finding Republicans.

Here's the funny thing.

I'm having issues finding Democrats.

That's because there's none left, right?

That is true.

But like, I'm having a hard time that they just don't want to.

They like, they.

They feel more comfortable when they're on a platform that they control.

Right.

If you're talking to them on Tick Tock, they're more comfortable because they're on their channel.

But if they.

They feel more uncomfortable and like they want to hide when they're on somebody.

Else'S platform, well, they need their support group.

That's it.

You'll be taking a vacation to go to Tennessee to spend some time.

Well, you let us know, brother.

Let us know what day works best for you and we'll get you on the show, my man.

Well, what Monday works best for you?

We'll get you on the show.

Where do they go to fill out that form?

Chaos cadre.com.

bullfinger already filled out the form.

Yeah, he already played in.

Okay.

Yeah.

And.

And then slide.

Who wants to be on the show?

She filled out a form.

So both makes me mad.

Next Monday is that Mark sees all these applications.

You join the Discord too.

Let's go bullfing.

Did you.

Let me see here.

The way John isn't seeing these applications.

No, no, John.

I gotta figure.

I gotta see if there's a way of getting it forwarded to him.

It's.

It's all through our podcast hosting site.

Okay.

So yeah, it's not through the website.

It's through the podcast hosting.

It's so weird.

Like there's five different things that we have to run to make the podcast work.

Hey.

Hey.

Bola sent you a friend request on Discord.

You're welcome.

Wow, you act like that was a big thing.

Paul, you should just tell them to off like you like it was.

Dude.

I had to click a friend request you.

So you're so friendly welcome that I sent you a friend request.

Now you're friends with me, so you should feel all high and mighty cuz you're friends and you're welcome.

Like, what the was that?

That was some obsessive right there.

What the.

I didn't say it like that, buddy.

He did not just go bullfingle.

I just added sent you a friend request and you're welcome.

I didn't say it with that tone and inflection.

You.

Hey, Bullfingle.

I sent you a friend request on Discord.

You're welcome.

Yeah, see, you did it again.

You're welcome.

Like, he should feel privileged that you sent him a friend request.

He should.

I'm awesome.

What the.

Z.

Baby, call in.

What do you think, Marty?

Should they feel privileged that John sent them a friend request?

Welcome.

Obviously.

Dear God.

What the was that?

Hey, you know, wait, wait.

Do you.

I'll accept it once I'm off the company WI fi because they have Discord blocked.

Yeah, those.

Anyway, what we're all doing is we're.

Entering people on Facebook, Twitch X and whatever else you got on here.

Bullfango, I just sent you a friend request on Discord.

You should have a rock on hard on now.

Thank you, baby, for falling.

How's that one for you?

You sucked at it.

Yeah.

You know what, though?

You know what's really cool, guys?

And I'm really excited about it, and I know Mark doesn't give two shits about it, is if you've seen the movie Major Pain.

The guy that plays Cadet Alex Stone.

What are you doing?

Nothing at all.

As you're still alive.

Keep that hand away from there.

What?

I'm just making sure audio levels are good, that's all.

You're alive.

I hate that you can see my board.

You can't see anything.

So anyway, Stephen Martini, the guy that played Cadet Alex Stone, is now friends with me and Mark.

Get your finger away from it.

Friends with me and Mark on Tick Tock.

What part is that?

This is the road too.

Yeah, it's the Rodecaster.

But no.

So like he was my childhood hero when I was a kid watching the movie.

You know what I mean?

Like, he had that swagger and.

And he was like the grown up kid that you aspired to be.

You know, leather jacket, cool, took a punch.

Why are you talking about this guy?

Why are we talking about this guy?

Because eventually, once we figure it out time wise, that works for him.

He's going to be on Chaos Cadre.

Oh, nice.

Yeah, I think he's waiting to listen to our most latest episode.

What was that?

Marty?

Is he still making movies?

Yeah, he actually just released a movie on the 11th called Bittersweet.

He wrote, produced, directed and starred in it.

You know, it would be awesome.

What if he took my book and made it into a movie?

Wow.

Maybe you could talk to him about it, you know, when he's on the show.

That'd be nice.

I would probably tell you to go yourself.

Oh, yeah, all the producers do star.

We're doing our apology tour.

We are.

We are starving.

We're not.

Canceled.

Thank you.

Canceled?

We are not canceled.

We pulled everything off, and we put it behind a paywall.

Yeah.

It is going to be an awesome collaboration.

I'm super excited about it, bro.

I never in a million years did I think that would happen.

And then.

Yo, what's up, Felice?

And so, like, I was thoroughly surprised to find him on Tick Tock Live, and I hopped in his chat, and he only had, like, four people in there.

It's insane, dude.

And.

And then I started talking to him, and I asked him if you wanted to do a podcast with two ridiculously stupid veterans, and he was like, yeah, I'm game.

Let's do it.

And then I got Mark in there, and then we started stuff out, and we're still working on the logistics.

And.

Mark, you should reach back out to Howie and get him back on here.

Reach out to who?

Howie.

I do remember you.

I don't remember your name other than Feliz, but I do remember you, bud.

How you been?

I could.

I could offer Howie out here.

I tried getting Howie.

I would have got a hold of Howie on my main account.

Right.

I don't know whatever happened to my main Tick Tock account.

Oh, my.

You want to talk about being canceled?

I don't know why you're blaming me for your problems.

You should have known that clip would have gotten your account banned.

It was your mouth.

I'm good.

Just saying click and seeing what's up.

How you been?

I've been.

Oh, been good, bro.

Been good doing this podcasting stuff now with my real life mate.

You didn't touch me.

Can you put your arm in where mine would be, please?

Where are you go down a little.

Down a little.

John, that's your.

I need to leave the room.

No, you don't need to leave the room.

You can watch.

Oh, fine.

I'll videotape it.

Yeah, you will.

There you go.

Oh, there you go.

There's a paywall idea.

No.

Two veterans oiled up in a play pool.

We're gonna have so much fun with the paywall stuff, you guys.

I just want to let you guys know, John, I will come up with some interesting.

For the paywall.

We'll have some fun in there.

We can put that car thing behind the paywall.

The car thing?

Yeah, you can.

Oh, where you get pulled by a car?

The cart.

Yeah, on the shopping cart, dude.

Yeah, with his pillow.

It was gonna kill him, but whatever.

Yep, absolutely.

And then when we have.

When we have the.

The.

The girls there from pornhub on, you can have them behind a paywall, too.

I told you, I'm not doing the pornhub thing.

I'm not doing pornhub.

I'm not doing any porn site.

I'm not doing only fans.

Like, by the way, y' all were just with jocks.

We know.

As soon as his wife hears that she ain't gonna finish the whole show.

As soon as she hears pornhub, she's gonna call him up, say, what the.

Let me see your phone.

Right now.

It's hard to get his wife going.

No, Bull, you're 100.

Yes.

He still does get a creative fee finders page.

I'm waiting on him for that.

All right, dude, I appreciate you stopping in.

It means a lot to me.

It means the world.

The.

Glad to know that some of my old viewers are still around.

So I appreciate that.

Enjoy your stream.

Hope it goes well for you, brother.

Major Pain is one of the greatest movies of all time.

I sent the clip of him shooting the bad guy in the closet and told my girl, that will be me as a dad.

Dude, that was hilarious, because him and the.

Him.

I'm gonna explain it.

Okay, you're gonna have to, because I won't watch the movie again.

All right, listen, listen.

So him and the lady counselor are arguing about him being a positive male role model.

And Tiger, the little.

The little kid who's like six or whatever, comes down crying about, you know, there being a bad man in his closet.

And he was talking to the kid, and he said, there's nothing in your closet.

You're just having a nightmare.

That's no big deal.

Okay?

The bed before he jumps out of that closet and kills you.

So the kid starts crying and going up there, and then about five minutes later, movie time, he comes back down.

He's like, he's still in there.

And the Major pain looks at the lady counselor and goes, you want to see male nurturing?

Goes up the stairs, pulls out his nine millimeter, just empties it into the closet door.

He's like, if he's still in there, he's really pissed off.

And then she comes up there, and she's like, what just happened?

And the kid goes, major Pain just eliminated that guy with extreme prejudice.

And if he's still in there, he's really pissed off.

Sounds funny.

Shame.

I won't watch it again.

I hate you, Mark.

You actually watched it the first time?

I did.

I have seen Major Pain.

Yeah.

It's been many years.

Many, many years.

You're not gonna brush up for.

For the podcast episode?

You should.

I'll read I'll read Cliff Notes.

I'll read Cliff Notes.

What?

I won't watch the movie again.

No, Friday.

I gotta.

I gotta buy his new movie on Prime Video.

It's only like eight bucks or something, and I'm gonna watch it.

Are you?

I'm super excited.

Are you?

Oh, yeah, dude, I can tell you are.

You don't understand to be able to be friends because we're not there yet.

We don't talk.

You know what I mean?

Unless he's live.

Hop in there.

Well, like, be able to be friends with someone on a platform that you looked up to when you were a kid, and for them to follow your content and want to collaborate with you on your content is, like, a huge thing for me, dude.

Like, I've always wanted to be friends with the people like that I grew up watching.

You know what I mean?

Right?

Like, I think it'd be dope as dude to be friends with.

What's his name?

That guy he played the Pink Panther.

The older guy I can't think of.

Huh?

The Cluso guy?

No, not the calypso guy.

I have no clue.

I don't know what you're saying.

I don't speak old man.

I never seen Pink Panther, so I can't help you there.

Well, are you talking about.

Go.

Which.

Which character are you talking about?

He's the old guy with the white hair.

The old guy.

That's it.

Yeah.

Caluso.

I don't know what, are you saying it slower for me because I'm dumb?

Hey, Don.

Thank you.

Caluso.

Now say it fast.

Caluso.

There you go.

Yeah.

Jax.

Caluso.

Yes.

That guy.

Yeah.

I think it'd be really cool to be friends with him.

Although I don't know if he's still alive or not.

But here's the thing.

Did I ever tell you that there's a good chance once we get rock and rolling on the Mark G show, we can also have start having guests, like, process, possibly Jelly roll.

Yeah, you did, Calhoun.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll be honest, dude.

If we get Tom McDonald on the show, I will fangirl so hard that I'll probably cream in my pants.

And it's a good thing I want to be off camera on that one.

Right?

Yeah, yeah.

I'll collapse on the floor and be.

Like, no, no, that'll be an episode you'll be on camera on.

Why?

Reaction.

No, that'll.

That won't be a debatable show, though.

That'll just be a live.

Like, just shoot the kind of a thing.

So That'll be more of just a talk.

So hold on.

Bullfingo.

Are you saying that you'll stream his new movie to a channel in discord for me?

Because if so, I might.

I believe that's what he's saying.

I might have to suck on something for you.

Damn.

It's like that, huh?

I'll.

I'll send you something.

Don.

Phone my dad.

Well, Don, I appreciate you tuning in, Don.

You've been pretty loyal into the stream, so thank you so much for tuning in.

Yeah, you've been a very loyal person.

I hear all these things from Mark.

He.

He.

Honestly, all he says is good things about you.

He told me you're like, his number one viewer and supporter.

And it's called Bittersweet Zuba.

It's a great movie.

Fake news.

Fake news.

You are fake news.

Honestly, he goes on for hours about how great you are, how much of a great supporter you are and viewer, and he considers you a person.

Close friends.

What's it.

What's it called again, John?

Fake news.

Movie.

It's called Bittersweet.

It came out on the 11th.

It's an independent film.

It froze up.

You didn't hear half well.

Me, dude, I'll take that and shove it up your ass, John.

Can't even get some comedy out of the way.

Yeah, she's with her.

Fell in love already.

Yeah.

So, funny story about Dawn.

Give it to me.

She's been hunging out with our Tick Tock cruise, and she will only date men who are felon and Mexican.

Interesting.

Yeah.

What about Jimmy Fallon?

Dude, if we could get Jimmy Fallon on the show, I would.

I'd be happy about that, too.

That dude's hilarious.

I would have Jimmy Fallon.

You wouldn't.

You want Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy Kimmel?

Wait, which one am I thinking of?

Maybe Jimmy Fallon.

Maybe it's Jimmy Kimmel I'm thinking of.

There's one that I wouldn't not.

I would literally yell at.

Jimmy Kimmel.

Jimmy.

Hold on.

He's googling it.

Little Democrat.

All right.

Oh, yeah, Jimmy Fallon.

Okay.

Jimmy Kimmel would be the one I wouldn't want to talk to.

Hey, you know who would be hilarious friends with.

What's Justin Timberlake?

You know.

You know who would be hilarious to have on the podcast?

Honestly, just so you could yell at him?

Harry Sison.

No, the Island Boys.

Dude, I would rip the Island Boy a new.

Listen, I have on my main account.

I made a video about them because they aided and abetted a felon with an armed firearm in their House with a kid in the house.

I went off on him for that one.

And then also the most recent one where he used his kid as clout.

Yeah, I. I find that absolutely.

Oh, wait, no, you shut the up.

I want to hear this story.

Don.

I was telling them how you always love to date Mexican felons.

You have a thing for brown skin.

You've told all of us, and they have to be a felon, which is kind of weird.

Are you looking up a felon right now, John?

You getting all excited for a felon?

What's going on here?

No, Flip messaged me asking about the clip that you posted.

Why did you say Hubba Bubba?

She send you a dirty pic or something?

No.

What the hell?

No.

Marty texted me, and he was like.

Marty sent you a dick pic?

Yeah, he did.

Anyway, no.

So he was like, I wonder if there's a time limit on the call.

Keeps dropping me.

Oh, he got dropped again?

Yeah, he's the only one that gets dropped.

You're trying to call in, Flip.

Try it again.

I'll keep an eye out for it.

What about Jay Leno?

He does that car show.

Cnb.

Jay Len will be great.

I mean, who doesn't enjoy?

Dear God, Charl.

What the.

Bro?

Yo, Flip, first time chatter.

Thank you.

Appreciate it.

Try again, Flip.

I'm looking out for it right now for you.

I'm watching the board.

Nothing's lighting up yet.

Give Flip a minute.

Flip.

I'm still looking at my board.

Nothing's possible.

Dude, she's probably still up from those jelly beans.

She probably is.

I mean, she is the first person to puke on the podcast.

Well, I still hang with the one that left me while in jail.

Yo, that's wild, bro.

That's wild.

And she watches his kids.

Yo, what the.

Right?

What the.

All right, I guess.

John, we have Canadian Flip on the phone with us right now.

Oh, my God.

Yo, what up?

I. I don't want to know because obviously you can't tell me, but.

Oh, we can tell you, but do you got headphones?

One week, and I literally.

So.

So John comes into my Live this Morning, right?

And he goes, I think I'm canceled.

Or something like that.

And immediately I'm like, what?

What?

And then I Literally, two minutes ago.

So I Snapchatted him immediately, I was like, I got the freaking message or whatever.

Being like, your long video.

Being like, I'm so sorry.

We're gonna do better with calling it, like, what happened?

Who called?

I can tell you, but do me a favor.

Do you Got headphones you could plop on your phone real quick.

I just want to point out, guys, she did not Snapchat me.

She sent me a message on.

On Tick tock.

Oh, sorry, sorry.

I do not have Snapchat.

John's like, John's wife's gonna call him now with that clip.

Be like, you got Snapchat?

No, she won't call me.

But you go to Snapchat.

But she'll.

She'll come home like, so you got Snapchat, huh?

How come we're not friends?

Oh, man.

All right, there we go.

I think.

Flips, echo stops.

So Flip, you there now?

I'm just muting till I grab my headphones.

Oh, okay.

And hang out at baby mama house.

Sleep there and all that all weekend.

Could you.

Could you do that to your ex, John?

Could you watch your ex's kids?

I mean, and then hang out at their house and.

I couldn't hang out the house, but I would definitely watch, like, one of my examples.

His kids.

Just one.

Yeah, he was awesome, dude.

Great kid.

Great kid.

Yeah, dude.

Me and him would sit around in the mornings before he went to school and eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and watch Caillou.

What?

The Caillou?

It's like a TV show about a bald headed kid learning about life.

Okay.

I don't.

I don't know.

Teaching life lessons.

Yeah, dude, it's like.

What's that TV show?

Franklin, dude.

Franklin with the turtle.

Oh, okay.

I know Franklin.

Yeah, you know.

You know what is brother Bear, Baby Bear, bear.

Bernstein bears.

Bernstein Bears is a book.

Yeah, I watched my ex's kid before.

Gave him tons of sugar and dropped him off.

Let's go, Jarl.

That's the way to do right there.

Hype them up, get them high on sugar, and ship them back.

It's just six kids there.

Oh, my God.

Six?

Yeah.

That is a don.

You're insane.

I couldn't do it.

All right, add it to my search.

I can't find the release of this movie at the current moment, but I'll let you know, dude.

Well, you're the chef's kiss.

All right, Flip.

Hey, look, there's no echo, Flip.

You sound like a robot, though.

Yeah, it's on Apple tv.

Zuba.

Yo, shoot me that link, baby.

All right, Flip, did you get your robot voice fixed?

Oh, she's calling back.

All right, Flip, you're back on the air.

What?

You have almost 10k movies right now.

I feel like she's bitching at me, but I can't understand a Single damn thing she's saying.

She popped on headphones and it got worse.

I know it got worse.

Hello.

Oh, wait, we heard it that time.

Probably had to yell at us through that time.

Yeah, Are you using a shitty pair of headphones from like, Five Below or something, Jarl?

R2, dude, she's gonna be using that Seven Eleven headphones right now.

Yo.

Well, we're gonna be best friends, brother.

I promise you that.

Best friends.

All right, Flip, take off your headphones and just mute when we talk and unmute when you're talking because that's horrible.

I can't.

I like Charles.

R2.

Flip 2.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

All right, Flip, let's do an audio test.

AI Trump does not work.

I don't know why it's promoting AI Trump right now.

Flippity.

Flip.

Flip, Flip, are you.

Hey.

So this is real quick, guys.

This is.

Oh, damn.

This is what it looks like.

Zuba just sent me the link to the Apple tv, so.

Oh, let's go.

All right, Flip, well, since we can't hear you, I will explain to you, Flip, what happened just in case.

Yeah, me too, brother.

Me too.

All right, Flip, so what happened?

The reason why we thought we're gonna get canceled is because our phone lines.

You know what?

We don't screen anybody who calls in.

I had somebody that's kind close to me call into the show who's very flamboyant.

I will first say it is my gay brother who called into a show and was highly intoxicated, dropped a bunch of racist onto the stream, and it went a little crazy.

I let it go on a little bit longer than I should have.

But I, you know, once again, is one of those things.

I get the my brother.

Let's see if I can smarten the up.

Well, he didn't smarten the up.

It got even worse throughout the show.

So we literally, once we ended the show, we deleted everything from that video on social media, and the only way it can get access now is through our pay wall.

That's how that went.

And I should add, too.

It's my brother from another father.

And it's not my brother who's on the podcast with me in the Mark G show.

It is my other brother.

I got one, two, three brothers, one sister.

We don't know.

Don.

Haven't talked to him.

No, no, he hasn't called me because the only time he calls me is when he's drunk.

Literally the only time he ever calls me when he's drunk.

When he's drunk.

And it's typically when I'm working.

It's typically when I'm working, I'll get a drunk phone call from him.

So, of course, as I'm working, I'll just click it and answer it.

I can't hang up.

My phone's in my pocket.

I got headphones on.

So I just.

Yep.

Yep.

Oh.

Huh.

Nice.

Yep.

Oh, really?

Yep.

Okay.

Type of a thing on the phone conversation.

Oh, thank God.

My AC shutting off.

Yep.

Why your nipples hard?

Dude, My nipples are so hard right now.

Up Flips calling back in again.

I hit accept, but flip ain't there.

Why is Flip having issues but Marty did it?

I don't know.

Oh, no.

Apparently, if I VPN back in the home network on any company WI fi, I get on Discord.

Let's go.

Bullfingle.

Let's go.

Yeah, brother Nerd for the win.

I hope they update the PC software for the.

For the foam stuff, so that way there we can actually.

I can have it pop up on my screen when somebody calls.

Yeah.

Or add like a beep so when somebody calls in, you know, because we sit here and I'm looking at you looking at the viewers, so I'm not always looking at my board.

Flip, get your damn Canadian phone fix.

Let's go.

Oh, but, yeah, John.

So callers, yeah, it's a good thing, but how can we manage our callers?

Yo, Flip, thank for that follow on Twitch.

I appreciate that.

I mean, honestly, it's gonna be a hit or miss until we figure out a little system for it.

You know what I mean?

As long as you're quick with that mute, you know?

Right, Exactly.

Yeah.

I have everything coming in for excellent phone calls.

I'm looking at.

I'm looking at our hosting stuff right now.

Everything's good there.

Perfect.

Yeah, we're golden on the call me stuff.

I get.

I get it.

Flip, did you hear anything Mark said?

Holy smokes.

Another one bites the dust.

Welcome aboard.

He Flip, you're officially in the Trump train now.

She's so hating Trump.

Just welcome.

You heard all of it.

All right, cool.

So that is so probably hating Trump.

Just welcome to Maria.

Let's go.

That's fine.

She can hate Trump.

Trump.

Yeah.

So that's literally was our life for the last 24 hours.

Oh, hell no.

Get me out of there.

I love it.

I knew she heard Trump.

Come on.

Great.

It's.

It's okay.

You're gonna be okay, buddy.

I promise.

I love it.

Oh, good stuff.

Good stuff.

I think.

Yeah, we.

We covered every aspect of it.

We.

We came on here, we told everybody how we're going to do the new phone call system, how we can now mute people.

Shut them up.

We told them about the new who's got tds Chlamydia.

Yo, what's up, Clem?

How you doing, baby?

Oh, we told them the new paywall where they can watch videos that we potentially could get us banned.

I'm all right, brother.

I'm all right.

We're doing our apology tour right now because of what happened last night on the podcast.

If you would like to know what happened, we have the episode up at this link right here.

Kofi.com forward slash.

I think that's a forward slash.

Forward slash.

Yeah, it is a forward slash.

Yeah, John.

It's not a backward slash because it slash.

There we go.

Yeah.

At chaos cadre.

Well, chaos cadre.

And what is it for the paywall?

25 for the members.

Yeah, 24.99.

So 25 bucks.

Yeah, so 25 bucks pretty much.

And that's, you know, help with the cost of everything.

Oh, my God.

Here we go.

Oh, my God.

Me.

Yo, what's up, mate?

I love the content you are streaming.

I can see you have been struggling of views interaction, which I can help you get more thousand followers, 75 Argorge views, 25 subs and 250 chatters to meet up T Kiska and start earning 28 doll hairs.

Kindly reach out on Discord Abby Ritchie zero.

So flip.

No, no, no.

Raji picks.

But we are.

We are going to put some of our worst challenges that people won't see on the podcast.

I mean, there'll be a clip.

Yeah, there'll be a clip that you guys will get a little bit of it.

But there's going to be even more of that show on the paywall.

We're gonna add a few things.

Everyone's talking about it.

They say I do it better than anyone.

Frankly, I don't blame them.

You not so much.

But hey, nice try.

Let's go with Jarl.

Oh, Jarl hitting us up with a TTS 20 bitties, bro.

Thank you so much, Jarl.

Let's go, Jarl, man.

He's been following me for quite some time.

Started out on tick tock.

Phenomenal guy.

Stream elements, please exit Earth.

Hey, don't be yelling at my stream elements.

Okay?

But no.

So, like, we plan on, like, doing behind the scene, like, stuff in the studio with, like, guests and.

And putting it back there.

It's gone.

Yeah, it's born.

Let's go some more of the raunchier challenges.

Maybe the challenges that will physically harm me.

Yeah, just me.

Because I don't see Mark getting in a shopping cart, brother.

No, my wife won't let me.

Yeah, I know.

My wife doesn't have to either.

And, like, me and Mark plan on going on there once or twice a week and posting some clips of just us doing.

Yep.

Well, we'll do off the.

Off the side.

I really like.

What do you like about corn?

It's corn.

A big love of knobs.

It has the juice with a fitty bits from Jar with a corn song.

That damn course, yo.

Thanks, John.

We appreciate that.

Listen, and also, like, once we hit that 200 goal that you see on the screen right here, 100 of it came from Marty.

He is the sponsor for the episode today.

So go pick up Nexus of Power on Amazon.

Yes, we have a link on our page.

We can get John to, you know, finally get rid of that white wall and actually have a view for you guys over there.

I'm thinking about slapping a bunch of naked men up there.

I'm sure you are.

You gotta have them all lubed up and baby.

Oh, you know.

You know it.

Dude, they're gonna be dripping baby oil on I'm gone.

So, Jar, I do want to give you a heads up.

Since last night, I realized nobody else could hear the sound effects.

I want to thank you again for that.

I have now have everything set up for all you guys on Twitch now.

Anybody who's in the show and the viewers can now hear all the sound effects.

So it.

It's all working that way now.

It's looking like Flip wants to see those men on your wall slathered in baby oil.

All right, who's gonna be the one that ships John a naked firefighter calendar for his wall over there?

He needs a green screen so he can put up all the naked bull.

If you want to donate a green screen to the show, I'll definitely use it.

Let me see if my boys want my green screen.

Okay.

If not, I have a green screen.

Okay.

I mean, can you blame a girl?

Yeah.

I'll see if my boys won't want it first, because obviously the kids come first if they don't want the green screen.

It's sitting right behind My black wall over here in the cubby.

My one that pulls right up and it goes right back down when you're done with it.

All right, bet.

So that way they can put it away afterwards.

I think she put a headshot of Diddy and Epstein.

Oh, dear God.

You know, we get so much.

We'd get a lot of viewers that way because they just come in to attack John.

Yeah, right.

That'd be great.

I have one I don't use right now.

Shut the up, Bull.

God damn, bro.

Why is it like, when.

It's about time, baby.

Now that Game Sexual can hear my golden pipes.

Because I'm the greatest child of 20 bits.

Listen, listen, guys.

And another way you can support the show is to go to our merch store, you know what I mean?

And we do have a bunch of Game Sexual in there.

Jaro.

Yes.

Maybe John won't want to split the pot 50.

50 at first so we can raise the funds to get our stickers.

Yes.

That look nice, I can tell you.

Right, hold on, let me.

I can look at the price real quick for you right now because I use Sticker Mule to order our stickers.

Yeah, yeah, Let me see.

That's where I got all my other stickers.

Let's go to Sticker Mule, see how much it'll cost me.

So we want the custom stickers and we want probably the die cut so it comes out looking like the image.

Oh, no.

So if we get the die cut, we can get 100 stickers for $73.

That's two by two.

But if we want to go like four by four, which is decent, get a hundred or 120 bucks.

And that's for the chaos cadre.

One for merch.

You need a T shirt of Biden sniffing you, John.

I can make that happen.

Chlamydia.

I can make that.

Absolutely.

I can.

I can.

Real talk here, though.

Would you buy it, Clem?

Would you.

Would you buy.

I will.

I will get.

I will work on that in the next couple of days.

I will make one.

I will get a picture of John sitting in a chair, and I'll get one of buying and sniffing John's hair.

Absolutely.

And I'll make sure.

Okay, we'll make it happen.

We'll make it.

I'll make sure John is saying yes, Daddy in the shirt, too.

So there's that.

So.

So $120 will get us 100 chaos cadre logo pictures.

And then if we wanted to do the other type of stickers where people talk about barcodes, that'd just be a little square sticker and it'd be, you're out 100 of those.

Why are you out, Flip?

Why are you out, Flip?

Really, Flip, you'll leave it because we're talking about Biden.

John needs a poster in the background of Biden sniffing him with some slogan like game sexual.

Oh, that'd be perfect for the T shirt.

That'll be perfect.

That'd be the perfect catchphrase.

Poster and T shirt.

Poster and T shirt.

Got it.

I'll get it.

Hoodie too.

Hoodie too.

Let's go though.

Coffee mugs.

Leave my grandpa.

Flip says Flip.

It's all in good jest if we're not really being mean people here.

No, let me, let me, let me put this out in the air for folks.

Yes, we are going to be on somewhat of a political show here soon, but John and I, I am registered as a Republican, but I'm that type of person that I don't care wherever you stand politically, I only care whether or not if you're a.

A cool person, if you're a dick, we're not gonna associate.

But if you're cool and you understand, that's okay for us to agree to disagree, then we're golden because that's how life should be.

Listen, we majorly, majority of the time, crack jokes all the time.

Yep.

Especially a sleepy Joe.

He's just too easy to attack.

Sorry, sorry, guys.

We're trying to keep Flip in here, bro.

We're trying to keep Flip in here for viewership.

Stop attacking Joe.

Fine, fine.

I'll start talking about cackling.

Kamala, this guy gets it.

Yeah, Clem, he does.

Mark, listen, I'm gonna give you some background on Mark here, Clim, personally, from my experience.

Okay, yes, he's an.

But he's my.

And he's my best friend and we do a lot of dumb together.

He's a hard working man.

Let him sleep.

He always sleeps.

And like, and like, I don't know how Mark does.

He's very charismatic and you can get me to a lot of dumb like this show and, and like spicy challenges back in the day, before my gut got all up and Let me rephrase that.

Before his wife told him, stop doing him or she's gonna whoop his ass and divorce him.

Otherwise I'd still have meat and spicy.

Okay, John, go ahead.

She won't divorce me because of that.

She'll just make fun of me relentlessly.

But like, Mark has been there for me through thick and thin when I didn't have a place to live.

He let me live in his basement until I could figure it out.

And, like, I would do anything for this, man.

I would.

No homo.

Like, anything.

And when he asked me to be on the podcast, like it.

Let's do it.

And then when he brought the TV opportunity.

Oh, yeah, buddy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Anyway, so.

So when he brought up, you know, the TV thing to me and saying that, you know, you can't vape, you can't drink, can't really swear on there, per se as much as we normally do, I was like, it.

Let's do it, bro.

Let's do it.

Because at the end of the day, dude, me and Mark, we're gonna be best friends no matter what.

You know, we.

We've.

Why you want to see me do it?

Your turn.

Ready?

The AI is better.

Oh, no, she thinks the AI is better.

Ready, John?

You got to do it now.

I can't.

You got.

You got it, John.

I can't, dude.

Yep.

Ready?

You got to do it.

When the music starts, you just have to do it.

It's your turn.

Yeah.

Give it to me.

Oh.

Oh, we're dumb.

We are, baby.

Hey, it works.

It's because this isn't a veteran tv.

It's civvy tv, and they have feelings with wax PA Yes.

Charl gets it.

Charl gets it, baby.

Chippendale in training.

I'm officially celibate.

Okay, good.

Your poor wife, John Paul Baker says take your shirt off.

Get into it.

I can't load the thirst trap on here.

I don't have the thirst trap.

I only got the lion right now.

You ever notice when we start doing dumb shit, we just get more viewers?

We do.

We absolutely do.

It's great.

Yeah.

The only I can do right now for y'.

All.

I don't.

I don't got the thirst trap, but I got this.

I love that thing.

I know you do.

I know you do.

Great, bro.

That why I'm over here stroking my dick.

I got lotion on my dick right now.

I'm just stroking my.

I'm horny as, man.

I'm a freak, man.

I'm over here high as giraffe.

Let's go with jarl in the 50 bits.

Put Biden out stroking his.

Let's go.

That's always my.

Stick around is for the dumb.

That's always happening.

I told Sully he missed the best part of the show last night.

Oh, were you.

Wait, Don Renee, were you here for a.

Let's go, John.

With a four Bit a.

Let's go ninja.

Co up with John.

Huh?

Oh, it's like, did I get too.

You got four bits, dude.

That wasn't me.

That was you.

That was you ninja.

No, Crazy 31 is in your chat.

Not my ninjas in my chat.

Let's go ninja with the four bitties.

The what?

The was that?

I that.

I don't know what that noise was.

That was weird.

That was very weird.

Oh, Mama Letty.

Welcome in, Mama Letty.

We have missed you all.

All episode.

We didn't have a comment.

We were missing chats, missing phone calls.

Mama Letty.

You missed like, yeah.

You haven't called us.

We're like, well, where's Mama Letty tonight?

Mama Letty sleep.

You didn't know Mama Letty, I sent you a discord.

Do you not pay attention to discord?

Or were you tick tocking it?

Did Flip leave us?

I don't see flipping.

Did Charles care?

Flip away, Biden.

Sniffing Maybe.

Yes, I was all the way until you ended it.

I was kept putting in the chat that I couldn't breathe.

But I was laughing so hard laying in bed.

Yo, I didn't see the chats because our chat reader wasn't here.

I'm booking an urgent therapy appointment now.

Anytime, Flip.

Anytime that we can traumatize you and torture your tongue with some sour.

We're doing our job.

That's what we do over here at Chaos Cadre.

We need you to have.

Oh, wait, when that thing comes in on Thursday, do I put the whole box in the fridge or just the thing?

Well, it's only one bottle.

We're not getting the three pack.

We're getting one.

Yeah, yeah.

But do I put just the bottle?

Well, we know.

No, we know we're getting it.

So you can just put the bottle in the fridge.

Okay.

Yeah.

That is not a mystery gift for us.

That's just a gift that we gotta do.

Well, a punishment that we already know it's coming.