Embark upon an exhilarating auditory journey with the latest episode of the Chaos Cadre Podcast, where we engage in a fervent and spontaneous reaction to trending AI videos featuring mythical entities such as Yeti and Bigfoot, as well as the uncanny exploits of elderly individuals. In this episode, we are joined by the illustrious guest, Makayla, whose presence amplifies the chaotic energy of our discourse. Additionally, we challenge our palates with the Stang! Insanely Sour Soda Pop, an audacious gift from our devoted patrons, Martay and Mammi Letti. As we navigate through these whimsical and often outrageous moments, expect a cavalcade of epic fails, fervent rants, and deep dives into conspiratorial musings. Support our delightful pandemonium by visiting https://ko-fi.com/chaoscadre, where you can contribute or secure a backstage pass for an even more immersive experience. Join us as we delve into this maelstrom of madness!
Tune into the Chaos Cadre Podcast for a wild blind reaction to trending AI videos of Yeti, Bigfoot, spooky old people, and more! Special guest Makayla joins the madness, while Jon and I take on the Stang! Insanely Sour Soda Pop challenge, sent by members Martay and Mammi Letti. Expect epic fails, unhinged rants, and conspiracy dives! Support the chaos at https://ko-fi.com/chaoscadre to donate or join our backstage pass. Let’s crank up the bedlam! 🚀 #ChaosCadre #AIVideos #YetiReactions #BigfootBlindReact #SourChallenge #GuestMakayla #ConspiracyDeepDive #PodcastMayhem #EpicFails #SupportTheChaos
A cacophony of chaos unfolds in the latest broadcast of the Chaos Cadre Podcast, as I, Margie, alongside my steadfast companion Jon, embark on an exhilarating journey through the bizarre realm of trending AI videos. This episode features a special guest, Makayla, whose anticipated appearance is somewhat marred by technical complications, but her spirited participation is promised for the following week. As we wade through an arsenal of eccentric AI-generated clips—ranging from whimsical interpretations of cryptids like Yeti and Bigfoot to the unsettling portrayals of spooky old folks—we also engage in an audacious challenge: the Stang, purportedly the world’s most sour soda, sent to us by our dedicated supporters Martay and Mammi Letti. Expect unfiltered reactions, comedic mishaps, and perhaps a few conspiracy theories as we unleash a torrent of laughter and bewilderment, culminating in an exploration of the absurdities that the internet has to offer. Our audience can support the madness by contributing at https://ko-fi.com/chaoscadre, thereby facilitating the continuation of our chaotic escapades and gaining access to exclusive backstage content. Tune in, for what lies ahead is nothing short of pandemonium.
The Chaos Cadre Podcast presents an unfiltered auditory experience that delves deeply into the uncharted territories of AI-generated content and the human condition. In this episode, I take the reins alongside Jon and Makayla as we dissect a series of trending videos that explore the surreal and often humorous interactions between humanity and artificial intelligence. From blind reactions to cryptid sightings to the trials of surviving the Stang challenge, our discussions traverse a broad spectrum of emotions and themes. Not only do we react to the visuals before us, but we also articulate the profound absurdity that emerges when technology intersects with folklore and reality. Our special guest Makayla, despite her initial technical difficulties, is poised to elevate the discourse in the following episode, bringing her unique perspective to the chaos. This episode serves as a reminder of the power of community, as we encourage our listeners to engage with us through donations and subscriptions, thereby fostering a space for creativity and spontaneity. Expect the unexpected as we navigate this labyrinth of entertainment and inquiry.
The latest installment of the Chaos Cadre Podcast embodies the very essence of unpredictability, as I, Margie, and my co-host Jon, alongside the ever-enthusiastic Makayla, plunge headfirst into a whirlwind of absurdity and intrigue. This episode is not merely a presentation of AI videos; it is an exploration of the cultural zeitgeist, encapsulating the peculiarities of human interaction with technology, cryptids, and the bizarre challenges we undertake for entertainment. Throughout our discourse, we engage with a myriad of themes, from the nature of fear embodied in AI’s portrayal of the uncanny to the hilarity that ensues when our taste buds are assaulted by the Stang soda. Our connections with our audience—highlighted by the contributions from our devoted supporters Martay and Mammi Letti—underscore the community aspect of our podcast, inviting listeners to become part of the chaos. As we navigate through laughter, fails, and unhinged rants, we encourage our audience to join us in this unpredictable journey, where every episode is a new adventure waiting to unfold.
Takeaways:
- The podcast episode features a lively blind reaction segment to trending AI videos, including those related to mythical creatures like Yeti and Bigfoot.
- Listeners can expect a unique blend of chaos as the hosts attempt the Insanely Sour Soda Pop challenge, showcasing their reactions and camaraderie.
- Special guest Makayla adds to the mayhem, enhancing the dynamic and interaction among the hosts during this episode.
- The episode encapsulates a humorous yet serious commentary on contemporary internet phenomena, blending personal anecdotes and conspiracy discussions.
- The hosts invite listeners to support the podcast via donations, emphasizing community involvement and interaction with their audience.
- As the hosts navigate through the challenges and reactions, they reflect on the absurdity of the content they engage with, offering a critique of viral trends.
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Companies mentioned in this episode:
- VAT 19
Transcript
What is going on, baby?
Speaker A:Oh, we're it up already.
Speaker A:What's happening everybody?
Speaker A:I am Margie, the host with the most everything up like usual.
Speaker A:But hey, not it up as much as our guest that was supposedly going to be on the show today.
Speaker A:She's having all kind of technical issues, but we're bringing her on next week.
Speaker A:We're going to help her out all week long this week to make sure she is gelden and ready to rock it out with us next week.
Speaker A:Meanwhile, as you all know, we got the man, the legend himself, the guy who has hung his balls on a co hanger just for fun.
Speaker A:Johnny boy John.
Speaker A:What's going on, my man?
Speaker A:How are you?
Speaker A:Been a very long.
Speaker A:It was a fun episode.
Speaker A:Last episode, you.
Speaker A:I mean, last episode was insane.
Speaker A:It was the apology tour and it seems like they accepted our apology.
Speaker A:What do you think?
Speaker A:Do you think they accepted our apology?
Speaker A:Yeah, I'm gonna say they definitely accepted it.
Speaker A:But what is happening everybody?
Speaker A:If y' all could do me a favor real quick as we're firing up everything here, we got along.
Speaker A:We got a great show for set up for you all today.
Speaker A:Excuse me.
Speaker A:Not only are we gonna sit here and do a bunch of blind reactions to.
Speaker A:Oh my God, it's Haley McGrew.
Speaker A:What's up, Haley?
Speaker A:Not only are we going to be blind reacting to AI videos tonight, we are also gonna be trying a stang, the world's most sour soda sent to us by Marte and Mommy Lette.
Speaker A:We're waiting for Mommy Letty to get into the show now.
Speaker A:So if you know who she is and you're watching the stream, make sure you tell Mommy Letty to get her butt in here.
Speaker A:This is made by VAT 19 is the name of the company.
Speaker A:VAT 19 is all about making punishing gifts.
Speaker A:Have you know.
Speaker A:Have you ever checked out their website, John?
Speaker A:Yeah, it's kind of a scary website, ain't it?
Speaker A:Haley does not forgive us.
Speaker A:You know, Haley, can you.
Speaker A:Can you go check your smoke detector?
Speaker A:Haley, I think you need to check your smoke detector, Haley.
Speaker A:I think there's something wrong with it over there.
Speaker A:Anyways, folks, let's get a few things out of the way before the show does get fully motivated.
Speaker A:We are chaos cadre.
Speaker A:We are no bars.
Speaker A:Whole type of a podcast.
Speaker A:Anything and everything goes and you never know what to expect.
Speaker A:We do have somebody called John has only one nut calling into the show now.
Speaker A:I'm not sure if I accepted it.
Speaker A:If I missed your call, try again.
Speaker A:I may hit the wrong button.
Speaker A:So try it again.
Speaker A:Like, I.
Speaker A:We don't get notifications when y' all call in.
Speaker A:I. I just happened to look over and saw it popped up.
Speaker A:All right, here we go.
Speaker A:John has only one nut.
Speaker A:They're calling it again.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker A:John only has one nut.
Speaker A:You're on here.
Speaker C:Hey, John with one nut.
Speaker A:How are you?
Speaker A:Oh, that's Marty.
Speaker C:I just wanted to let you know and your audience know that when you do drink it, you might get an erection.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker A:Haley with a freaking subs.
Speaker A:I don't know why my shit's saying let's test this out.
Speaker A:I'm gonna stop that right now.
Speaker A:I think that is the stream.
Speaker A:The speaker bot.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:I want to close speaker bot.
Speaker A:Speaker bot is not working properly.
Speaker A:Yes, sir.
Speaker A:All right, go ahead, have her say hi.
Speaker A:Hi, lolograt.
Speaker A:Are you ready to.
Speaker A:Are you ready to die today?
Speaker A:Hi.
Speaker A:Fantastic.
Speaker A:I look forward to you.
Speaker C:Would you like some blue drink?
Speaker A:She's gonna be trying it tonight, Marty.
Speaker A:She's.
Speaker A:She's gonna be trying it when we get down.
Speaker C:We can't hear you.
Speaker C:Oh.
Speaker A:John's favorite to do, by the way.
Speaker C:Better than you.
Speaker C:We know.
Speaker C:She did.
Speaker C:Better than Mark.
Speaker A:All right, well, then, little one, we'll see if you can guzzle the blue juice better than me later.
Speaker A:We're literally just waiting for Mama Letty to come in.
Speaker A:But before we get started here, and I noticed Marty was calling in, let's get a few things out of the way.
Speaker A:Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, Chaos Cadre is here for your pleasure and, well, for our sanity, to be honest with you, we are no bars, whole podcast, which means anything and everything will go or possibly happen.
Speaker A:As you can hear, we have live callers, and as you can see there on the screen, we have live callers where you can call into the show and.
Speaker A:And talk to us, which is great, because we want to hear from you.
Speaker A:We want to hear what kind of shit's going on in your life.
Speaker A:So that way there we can, you know, talk about you.
Speaker A:Also, we got a cool little thing right now.
Speaker A:You could Support us@kofi.com Chaos cadre.
Speaker A:There's a little barcode, or you.
Speaker A:QPC.
Speaker A:QRC.
Speaker A:QVC.
Speaker A:Kind of a code thingamajiggy there, Vegas.
Speaker A:Oh, is that what it is?
Speaker A:Accuse Q. Oh, qr.
Speaker A:QR code.
Speaker A:Yeah, whatever.
Speaker A:Listen here, you little cutie pie.
Speaker A:Listen, that.
Speaker A:That little.
Speaker A:That little.
Speaker A:That little code right there.
Speaker A:You can scan it with your phone.
Speaker A:It'll instantly bring you over there where you can either subscribe to be a member for 25amonth, get unlimited access to the Backstage Pass and talk to John and I.
Speaker A:Maybe you got some questions you want to ask us.
Speaker A:You can do that in there.
Speaker A:We guarantee we're going to answer you if you're a member in there also.
Speaker A:That's where you can also send us a donation during the stream.
Speaker A:And when everybody who donates during the stream does get an instant shout out and gets to see a little bit of John's nipple.
Speaker A:So, yeah, make sure.
Speaker A:If y' all want to see John's nipple tonight, make sure you hit that donation button.
Speaker A:If you don't want to see his nipple, just put in the note, please don't show John my nipple, John.
Speaker A:That's it.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker A:Wow, John.
Speaker A:You see how that.
Speaker A:You see how that is, John?
Speaker A:That's crazy.
Speaker A:It is, isn't it, John?
Speaker A:They just.
Speaker A:Oh, man.
Speaker A:She loves you, John.
Speaker A:Look at that.
Speaker A:Love you, John.
Speaker A:Oh, we got calling in.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:Who's.
Speaker A:Who's.
Speaker A:Who's.
Speaker A:Hello.
Speaker D:What's up, guys?
Speaker A:Oh, there's Mama Letty.
Speaker A:Okay, so now my granddaughter.
Speaker A:So as you all heard, the donations and stuff, like, that's great.
Speaker A:That's what keeps all the shows up and running.
Speaker A:I do want to give a shout out to our two people, two top donators from last week, or should I say, yeah, last week.
Speaker A:We got Marte with a whopping 100, baby.
Speaker A:Let's give Marty a big celebration.
Speaker A:And then we got Bullfanga with another hundred dollar Billy.
Speaker A:We want to thank y' all both for the top of our heart, for the bottom of our hearts, y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker A:Freaking awesome.
Speaker A:Yeah, most definitely, y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker A:We appreciate y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker A:And we.
Speaker A:We definitely like y' all put a smile on our faces.
Speaker A:We're like, hell, yeah.
Speaker A:We got another month of this show to go because of y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker A:So with that being said, as you all know, we got this lovely blue juice here.
Speaker A:First, let me get this pouch out, because I do not want a sour pouch to suck on.
Speaker C:Good idea.
Speaker A:I hope.
Speaker C:No idea.
Speaker C:I just have this.
Speaker A:I don't know, John.
Speaker A:I don't even know.
Speaker A:We're gonna find out.
Speaker A:Is that a twist off?
Speaker A:Okay, so as y' all know, we were don't.
Speaker A:We were donated or gifted these dang world's most sour soda.
Speaker A:Why'd you already smell you dick?
Speaker A:We're supposed to do that together.
Speaker A:Whatever.
Speaker A:Go to hell.
Speaker A:We're gonna blind react to here shortly, but first and foremost, we've gotta try this stuff.
Speaker A:Let me now I actually.
Speaker A:It doesn't smell that bad.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:That smells.
Speaker A:That smells really good, actually.
Speaker A:That smells really good.
Speaker A:But I do want.
Speaker C:It's just liquid Viagra.
Speaker A:I do want to tell people I did FaceTime Marte before this show just to show him the two types of medicine I take for acid reflux because I have a really bad like thinned out esophageal wall.
Speaker A:So yes, vat19.com is where you can get it or you can find it right on Amazon as well.
Speaker A:It's right on Amazon.
Speaker A:Marty is.
Speaker A:Let me clear my palate real quick, get a sip of my regular drink and then.
Speaker A:John.
Speaker A:I suppose for the wonders of the Internet, we must pucker up, baby.
Speaker A:And account of 3, 2, 1.
Speaker A:Sippy Sip.
Speaker A:Sip.
Speaker C:Bottoms up, gentlemen.
Speaker A:I bet playing of it.
Speaker A:I meant twice.
Speaker A:Another sippy tip.
Speaker A:Another flippy.
Speaker A:Fip.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker A:Who just took a picture?
Speaker A:You son of a.
Speaker A:Who just took a picture?
Speaker A:The.
Speaker C:What do you think?
Speaker A:It's sour.
Speaker A:I'm gonna do one.
Speaker A:I'm doing another sip, but by.
Speaker A:Oh, boy.
Speaker B:I can't.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker A:Oh, hell.
Speaker A:Look at the.
Speaker A:All right, let the.
Speaker A:Let the little one twine.
Speaker D:You sound like the game plan when his daughter gives him those cinnamon cookies.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Let that little one try it.
Speaker A:Drink that up, you little one.
Speaker A:No, no, no.
Speaker A:She gotta sip it.
Speaker A:Sip it.
Speaker A:You got it.
Speaker A:You got this.
Speaker C:Don't lie.
Speaker A:She.
Speaker A:She don't know how to react.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:She's fearless.
Speaker A:Bow down to the queen.
Speaker A:She.
Speaker A:She took that like a champ.
Speaker A:Holy.
Speaker C:She's a trooper.
Speaker A:She is absolutely.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:She's going for more.
Speaker A:You're gonna have a hyped up.
Speaker A:We're not worthy.
Speaker C:We're not worthy.
Speaker A:She is.
Speaker A:She is not going to bed for you tonight if she drinks that.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker B:Wow.
Speaker A:She just.
Speaker A:John, did she just like.
Speaker A:Did we just get shown up?
Speaker A:What is she.
Speaker A:She's Lincoln's age, right?
Speaker A:So she's like n. So we just got showed up by a nine year old.
Speaker C:Yes, you did.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:You guys just got shown up by.
Speaker A:We.
Speaker A:We.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker A:Go.
Speaker A:Oh, you s. Go for it.
Speaker A:I am.
Speaker A:Nope.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:John.
Speaker A:You crazy son.
Speaker A:John.
Speaker A:John.
Speaker A:I don't want to hear you call me tomorrow saying you puked your brains out later on stream because.
Speaker A:Yeah, I know better.
Speaker A:I know the medicine that I take would know.
Speaker A:You're gonna die.
Speaker C:Call me tomorrow if your urine's blue.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Or if you're blue.
Speaker A:Or if not.
Speaker A:Better yet, call us tomorrow if you got the liquid shits.
Speaker C:That's it.
Speaker A:You may have the liquid shits after that.
Speaker D:I can't.
Speaker D:I cannot.
Speaker D:But when I looked up at the screen, all I saw was the side eye she was giving.
Speaker D:John.
Speaker A:She'S probably like, john, my mom gotta whoop your ass if you complain about this tomorrow.
Speaker A:Oh, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker A:I'm art.
Speaker A:I'm already feeling my throat burning a little bit for the assever that.
Speaker A:What the dude, she's possessed.
Speaker A:That girl is possessed.
Speaker A:That girl is possessed.
Speaker A:Oh my God.
Speaker C:She's like dad, this ain't anything.
Speaker A:Right?
Speaker A:But dude, not anymore.
Speaker A:Dude.
Speaker A:My stomach is doing dances just by the and I only cleared the neck like dude.
Speaker A:Oh man, I only cleared the neck and my stomach is dancing.
Speaker A:Do gotta ruin her.
Speaker A:How you feeling John?
Speaker A:Because you absolutely went above and beyond and just guzzled that like a champ.
Speaker A:I mean you took that like a five dollar lot lizard would on a hump day.
Speaker A:Like damn, dude, you just went to town on that.
Speaker A:Are you sure you could.
Speaker C:Is the paypal.
Speaker A:Well, you know when you, when you're deep throwing a bottle like that and swallowing like a champ.
Speaker A:Oh boy.
Speaker D:She ain't going to sleep.
Speaker A:You just told.
Speaker A:You do want her to go to bed tonight, right?
Speaker D:John, she ain't going to sleep after that.
Speaker C:Oh man, they'll both be sick in bed tomorrow, right?
Speaker A:You know it's going to be funny chat as John's acting big, bad, tough.
Speaker A:You can see him suffering a little bit tomorrow after he wakes up and I wake up, I'm gonna get a FaceTime from John and it's probably gonna be with his wife included on this FaceTime and she's gonna be sitting there smacking her lips, just shake it.
Speaker A:And John's gonna be like, bro, I should have never did this.
Speaker A:His wife's gonna be like idiots.
Speaker A:John's gonna be like, dude, I was puking.
Speaker A:My throat was burning when I was sleeping.
Speaker A:His wife's gonna be like, you did it to yourself.
Speaker A:It's gonna be, it's gonna be horrible.
Speaker D:Hey John, you can watch the replay and I'm just gonna tell this to your wife.
Speaker D:I was told by him that it wasn't supposed to be anything spicy and sour.
Speaker D:Was okay.
Speaker C:Right?
Speaker A:We got the approval the butter corn.
Speaker A:Oh God.
Speaker A:Blame it on me.
Speaker A:Blame it on me.
Speaker A:I did nothing but introduce you to spicy food.
Speaker A:That's all I did.
Speaker A:Dude.
Speaker A:My, my stomach is turning.
Speaker A:I, I can only imagine John feels.
Speaker C:Maybe you should drink more.
Speaker C:Mark.
Speaker A:I Marty, I. I'll be dead.
Speaker A:I'm trying not to Die.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:That was daddy's idea, though.
Speaker A:That wasn't mine.
Speaker A:That was.
Speaker A:That was your dad's idea, not mine.
Speaker A:I just told him that they were on sale.
Speaker A:You know what?
Speaker A:That kid deserves a swirly right now.
Speaker A:She needs to be tipped upside down head stuck in the toilet right after someone drops a big brown dookie in it.
Speaker A:She ain't innocent.
Speaker A:You see her drink that blue and not even flinch.
Speaker A:She's not innocent.
Speaker A:She is the devil himself disguised as a sweet little girl.
Speaker D:No, she's just a sweet little girl.
Speaker A:She is not sweet.
Speaker A:No, that's your wife's.
Speaker A:Look.
Speaker A:That's your wife's little devil.
Speaker A:That's your wife's little devil.
Speaker A:So, yeah, we did that.
Speaker A:And I'm gonna say, listen, like I said, I only cleared the neck.
Speaker A:And I've been diagnosed with bad acid reflux, where I take two medicines on a daily for acid reflux.
Speaker A:And right now my stomach is turning and I feel heat.
Speaker A:Heat within my throat right now.
Speaker A:Like it's with my.
Speaker A:And then we just watch John guzzle half of the bottle.
Speaker A:And then his daughter guzzling it.
Speaker A:You can see John suffering, he's just not admitting it.
Speaker A:And then his.
Speaker A:Huh?
Speaker D:I'm sure you are horns beneath her little halo.
Speaker A:Stop that.
Speaker A:Your wife's little princess.
Speaker A:She absolutely did.
Speaker A:She is not going to go to bed for you tonight, man.
Speaker A:She is not.
Speaker C:So if the chat has any other ideas, please send them to me.
Speaker A:Oh, dear God.
Speaker D:Oh, you know, I'll have more by the end of the night.
Speaker A:Do we have.
Speaker A:Hold on.
Speaker A:Do.
Speaker A:Don't we have in our Discord channel a spot for punishments where people can put punishments out there?
Speaker A:If we don't.
Speaker A:I. I will create a.
Speaker A:Or better yet, just put them in a general channel.
Speaker A:And y', all, if y' all got our Discord, make sure, you know, y' all join our Discord.
Speaker A:It is Chaos Cadre.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's just Chaos Cadre on Discord Cadre.
Speaker A:Chaos.
Speaker A:That's right.
Speaker C:Right.
Speaker C:It's backwards.
Speaker A:It is.
Speaker A:I don't know why I got backwards.
Speaker A:Some.
Speaker A:Some dumb.
Speaker A:Dumb.
Speaker A:That said it.
Speaker C:Because you guys are half ass backwards.
Speaker A:Yeah, that.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:It happens.
Speaker D:You're not wrong on that one.
Speaker A:Got a fizzy bubbles later.
Speaker A:He.
Speaker A:Absolutely.
Speaker A:There we go.
Speaker A:Cactus News.
Speaker A:Sharing out the weird link for it.
Speaker A:Yeah, you can actually.
Speaker A:We've got a dedicated link there, Johnny boy.
Speaker A:I know, it's horrible.
Speaker A:You don't know how to do the link.
Speaker C:What do you mean anymore?
Speaker A:That's horrible, John.
Speaker A:That's horrible.
Speaker A:Can I Drink more of that juice, you evil demon.
Speaker A:Mark suffers from diagnosed acid reflex.
Speaker A:I didn't flip off a child.
Speaker A:I promise.
Speaker A:Did not.
Speaker C:That was a good screenshot.
Speaker A:No more than that.
Speaker C:You gotta actually lift the bottle, Mark.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:That's horrible.
Speaker A:Succoing suck a test.
Speaker A:His is.
Speaker A:I sound like my.
Speaker A:I'm sounding like my brother right now.
Speaker A:It's horrible.
Speaker A:Yeah, Zuba.
Speaker A:So y' all gonna.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:So now they want us to do a.
Speaker A:They want us to do this cream corn style soda, too.
Speaker A:Yeah, there's soda that's tasted like food.
Speaker A:They've got cream corn style sod.
Speaker D:There is also works in the background between some people that you guys are gonna love.
Speaker A:Oh, boy.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:No, you guys are gonna love it.
Speaker A:I feel like that.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker A:That's a trap, John.
Speaker A:It's absolutely a trap.
Speaker A:Do you hear that evil laugh, John?
Speaker C:You gotta turn her.
Speaker C:You gotta turn her sound up.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:I got her.
Speaker A:Sound up.
Speaker A:I got her.
Speaker A:I got Mama Letty.
Speaker A:Mama Letty.
Speaker A:One shot volume.
Speaker A:You're on number two.
Speaker A:I got Mama Letty cranked.
Speaker D:Yeah, I just have to.
Speaker C:Maybe it's going.
Speaker D:I just have to hold up the mic to my phone because.
Speaker C:Oh, there you go.
Speaker D:Stupid little freaking things from Apple.
Speaker A:Yes, sir.
Speaker C:Now I can hear you.
Speaker A:Oh, excuse me.
Speaker A:That was horrible.
Speaker D:Did it taste better on the way up?
Speaker A:No.
Speaker D:She'S telling you.
Speaker C:Oh, boy.
Speaker A:It's bedtime, little girl.
Speaker D:It's a trap.
Speaker D:Don't do it.
Speaker C:Yeah, do it as I say, not as I do.
Speaker A:Don't flip me off.
Speaker A:Flip.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I will give.
Speaker A:I will give her.
Speaker A:I will gladly give her my drink.
Speaker A:Here you go.
Speaker C:I thought you were gonna give it to your kids, Mark.
Speaker A:No, I am.
Speaker A:My kids are gonna.
Speaker A:My kids are gonna try it in the morning.
Speaker A:They're already in bed, so.
Speaker C:Just plus.
Speaker A:Get that kid to bed.
Speaker A:All right, y', all, we're gonna get to our screen share over here.
Speaker A:I do got to take all of you.
Speaker C:What was that?
Speaker A:That was that.
Speaker A:Yes, that was that jump scare.
Speaker C:I love it.
Speaker A:All right, we're gonna hide our guest down here, Michaela.
Speaker A:She'll be on next week.
Speaker A:And then we're just gonna bring down John.
Speaker A:There we go.
Speaker A:What do you got to do, John?
Speaker A:You gotta.
Speaker A:Oh, wait, you gotta drink the rest of that.
Speaker A:Well, let me go back over here, John, so we can get you on the big screen before we do a blind reaction.
Speaker A:All right, just.
Speaker C:Just bottoms up, John.
Speaker A:If John was not diagnosed with acid reflex issues, he will be after tonight.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Look at him take that.
Speaker A:Like a good little y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker A:He would be the best.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:I want to sell him at the truck stop so bad.
Speaker A:John, you are gonna.
Speaker A:Dude, you are gone tomorrow.
Speaker A:You are.
Speaker A:Do you work tomorrow?
Speaker A:Oh, you're gonna.
Speaker A:It's gonna hurt tomorrow when you go to bed tonight.
Speaker A:Dude, have you ever suffered after, like, the acid reflux that keeps you up all night where you feel your throat gurgling and then you wake up and you're regurgitating, like, hot flames coming out of your mouth, the lava just flowing out?
Speaker A:All that's going to hit you so bad tonight.
Speaker C:It's not going to be as bad as a erection he's going to get.
Speaker A:In the half hour.
Speaker A:But, I mean, listen to you.
Speaker A:To you and your daughter.
Speaker A:Y' all got balls of.
Speaker A:You guys deserve the balls of steel sound effect.
Speaker A:I mean, do I even have it?
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:This is for John and his daughter.
Speaker A:Because, listen, I. I'm.
Speaker A:I'll admit it right now.
Speaker A:When it comes to that drink, I got a vagina.
Speaker A:Okay, that's it.
Speaker A:I've got a vagina when it comes to that drink.
Speaker A:Because.
Speaker A:Yeah, drink.
Speaker A:Drink some mustard water or baking soda water.
Speaker A:It'll help the sting.
Speaker A:What the hell?
Speaker A:Oh, dude, it.
Speaker A:So did you read.
Speaker A:You read the reviews about the stomach?
Speaker A:Like, people who drank about the same amount that I did and their stomach was up all night and you just.
Speaker A:You just guzzled that like.
Speaker A:Like a.
Speaker A:Like a champ.
Speaker A:I mean, I do want to know what corner of the street did you.
Speaker A:Let's not.
Speaker A:Let's not dox me, John.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker A:It could be, but we've already kind of specified.
Speaker A:We are in Maine.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:You used to sell yourself right over there.
Speaker A:Whoever just did that jump scare you can go jump off a bridge.
Speaker A:Thank you very much.
Speaker D:I've always wanted to.
Speaker D:It's on the bucket list.
Speaker A:All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna do some blind reacts tonight.
Speaker A:I'm not sure how it's going to work for the two that are on the phone call with us.
Speaker A:The two that wanted to torture us with that drink.
Speaker A:But we.
Speaker A:We.
Speaker A:What's that?
Speaker A:We are.
Speaker A:We are.
Speaker A:We are just gonna.
Speaker A:I just looked up AI videos.
Speaker A:That's how I did it.
Speaker A:This one.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, those are the sodas I pulled up on Amazon that I put out there.
Speaker A:Yeah, they got like cream style corn, grass soda, gravy soda, turkey dinner soda.
Speaker A:Like, they got.
Speaker A:Dude, you are suffering right now.
Speaker A:Look at your face.
Speaker A:Dude.
Speaker A:Yeah, you.
Speaker A:Dude, you Got a puke bucket nearby just in case.
Speaker A:Oh, this is going to be great, dude.
Speaker A:I can tell you just look at your eyes.
Speaker A:Look at your eyes.
Speaker A:You are suffering hard right now.
Speaker A:Oh, let's add some more carbonation to that already.
Speaker A:When you burp, dude, it's gonna be horrible.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:So Raider, you're coming in is a little bit late.
Speaker A:John just guzzled like literally guzzled 90.
Speaker A:I'd say about 85% of the world's most sour soda where I only cleared the neck and I'm dying.
Speaker A:And John literally may need a rescue by the end of this episode.
Speaker A:You John, you're help that his camel can.
Speaker A:He was flashing right.
Speaker A:But oh, the sour drink.
Speaker A:Yeah, you missed it.
Speaker A:So we're gonna do some blind reacting to some AI videos and it looks like we're starting off with the funniest McDonald employee AI videos.
Speaker A:So here we go.
Speaker A:Camera.
Speaker A:Those are great.
Speaker D:I just have to say as a retail worker, I truly wish we could talk to back to customers like that.
Speaker A:I could tell you my wife had a customer when we when she worked at Dunkin Donuts when we first.
Speaker A:When we had our firstborn and the customer was so pissed off at her for something, he threw the bagel back in through the drive thru window at her.
Speaker D:One day I had three people yelling at me at the same exact time.
Speaker D:I've had someone shake their drink at me and say I said less ice.
Speaker D:I've had someone look at their drink and say the color looks off.
Speaker A:John, my stomach is wrecked.
Speaker A:Dude, how the hell are you managing that?
Speaker A:And I barely drinked.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker A:The next day I video.
Speaker A:We know why.
Speaker A:God damn, she's gonna make a splash.
Speaker A:Oh, if they could have only made her flop down a lot quicker, that would have been great.
Speaker A:What did Haley over here say?
Speaker A:Oops.
Speaker A:Damn it.
Speaker A:We both clicked on it.
Speaker A:I had someone once get mad at me over twerking Teddy Tiger being Walmart shells.
Speaker A:Like I could control what Walmart sold.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker A:I don't have any good insults, writer.
Speaker A:All right, so this one's gonna be.
Speaker A:This one's gonna be an 8:1 rankin diabolical AI generated videos.
Speaker A:This is going to be interesting.
Speaker A:John, should we do.
Speaker A:Who can hold the drink in their mouth?
Speaker A:Not yet.
Speaker A:All right, we'll.
Speaker A:We'll get there.
Speaker A:We will get there.
Speaker A:Not yet.
Speaker A:Oh, yes, we will.
Speaker A:There we go.
Speaker A:This now.
Speaker A:I dare every man to say that to their wife tomorrow morning.
Speaker A:Oh, man, my stomach is dead.
Speaker A:All right, next video.
Speaker A:I'm sure you Could John.
Speaker A:I gotta rewind it a little bit.
Speaker A:Here we go.
Speaker A:In the Internet.
Speaker A:Haley.
Speaker A:It was right there.
Speaker A:Oh, you know.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:What would you think if someone literally, if this wasn't AI, Someone did that downtown New York and just went up to a random stranger and said that.
Speaker A:Oh, that's so horrible.
Speaker A:I think they're getting inside the head.
Speaker A:God damn.
Speaker A:Hold on.
Speaker A:I just want to say that's facts.
Speaker A:With 90% of those protesters out there that are trashing cities, that is so facts.
Speaker A:You go up to half of these protesters, they don't even know what the hell they're protesting about.
Speaker A:Welcome back from the adverts.
Speaker A:Y' all know you can save from those advertising.
Speaker A:All you gotta do is just like Haley did.
Speaker A:Hit that subscription button, subscribe to the Twitch and you won't have to deal with the commercial.
Speaker A:And John and I will dance.
Speaker A:John and I will dance if you subscribe.
Speaker D:You're the dumb one for jugging the juice and having your tongue, Tom.
Speaker D:Feeling the way it's your tum tum's feeling.
Speaker A:Marty, are you still with us or the.
Speaker A:Marty fall off?
Speaker A:Marty fell off again.
Speaker A:Marty, what are you doing?
Speaker A:Marty, how'd you fall off the phone line?
Speaker A:Marty fell off the phone line.
Speaker D:This is why they had lines connected to the phones before.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:So you could hear them when they click off.
Speaker A:Oh, man.
Speaker A:I. I got a few suggestions for the roadcaster already for this thing.
Speaker A:So you can tell when somebody falls off.
Speaker A:Marty send them two twos.
Speaker A:Why two twos?
Speaker A:Why?
Speaker A:Ah, they post in the discord.
Speaker A:Oh, you lock it in.
Speaker A:John's kid is braver than Mark.
Speaker A:Absolutely.
Speaker A:John's kid is braver than Mark.
Speaker A:Welcome back.
Speaker C:Okay, I'm back.
Speaker A:Welcome back.
Speaker A:Marty, my day.
Speaker C:Sorry.
Speaker C:Dakota called me.
Speaker C:I'm trying to get Dakota on Big Brother next year.
Speaker A:Oh, let's go.
Speaker A:That'd be awesome to see Dakota on Big Brother.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:I would do Big Brother, but I don't know how well that'd go with me telling the wife.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:You.
Speaker C:I don't think your wife would let you be gone for more than 100 days.
Speaker A:No, no.
Speaker A:But I tell you, I'd rock Big Brother, dude.
Speaker A:I got the attitude for the Big Brother.
Speaker C:You'd be kicked off the first week.
Speaker C:What are you talking about?
Speaker A:Well, how would I get kicked off the first week of Big Brother?
Speaker C:You'll be.
Speaker A:Wait, Haley.
Speaker C:You would be voted off the first week.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:Why would.
Speaker A:Why?
Speaker A:Because I'm old.
Speaker C:No.
Speaker C:Have a 6 year old on there right now.
Speaker A:I Know, the wife and I gotta watch it.
Speaker A:We.
Speaker A:We.
Speaker A:We watched, like, the first episode.
Speaker A:We haven't watched it since.
Speaker A:Dude, I'll have to make a trip over there and give you a list of the weird stuff.
Speaker A:Yes, definitely.
Speaker A:Bullfingo.
Speaker A:Haley, you don't need cable to watch Big Brother.
Speaker A:I think it's on channel 13.
Speaker A:Or.
Speaker A:What is that?
Speaker A:What is 13?
Speaker A:W. Well, it's WGME here.
Speaker A:I don't know what 13 is for you, but you would hurt someone's feel.
Speaker A:I would hurt someone's feels.
Speaker A:I would say the thing is, in the Big Brother house.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker D:What the hell?
Speaker A:What the is that?
Speaker A:What the hell is that?
Speaker A:Oh, my God, look.
Speaker A:It's the taco tickler couch.
Speaker D:No, I don't want.
Speaker A:No, that is the taco tickler couch right there.
Speaker A:Ladies, this couch is for you.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker D:And them feet.
Speaker D:Hell no.
Speaker A:What the is that?
Speaker A:What the is this?
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:It's a snake.
Speaker A:Kitty.
Speaker A:Dude, what the.
Speaker D:I mean, at least that way the cat wouldn't attack me, but still.
Speaker D:No.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker D:No, thank you.
Speaker A:Oh, have some rats in the tub.
Speaker D:That's the people in New York City, not me.
Speaker A:I said that is New York right there.
Speaker A:That's 100 New York.
Speaker A:Oh, splish splash.
Speaker A:I was taking the bath.
Speaker A:God damn.
Speaker A:Dude, it's wiped out.
Speaker A:Dude, they are done more than the front row.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:That's worse than a Titanic right there.
Speaker A:Holy.
Speaker A:Oh, man, that's bad.
Speaker A:Not at all.
Speaker A:I did not keep it in the family there.
Speaker A:John.
Speaker A:Was that Biden on the bed?
Speaker A:Mama Letty like that joke?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker A:Was bad.
Speaker A:That watermelon was horrible.
Speaker A:Why are we laughing?
Speaker A:Why are we laughing?
Speaker A:That's so bad.
Speaker A:The.
Speaker A:This phone.
Speaker A:This phone.
Speaker A:Are you connected back in, Marty, again?
Speaker A:Yeah, I did.
Speaker C:My phone did.
Speaker A:Marty needs a new iPhone.
Speaker A:Marty, it's time to upgrade that phone.
Speaker C:It is?
Speaker C:It is.
Speaker D:You're staring at the screen.
Speaker D:I'm gonna disconnect and reconnect from the laptop before my phone dies.
Speaker A:Okay, gotcha.
Speaker A:In meantime, I'm gonna sneeze.
Speaker C:Bless you.
Speaker A:Ah, Lord have mercy.
Speaker A:I think a devil just came out.
Speaker A:You good, John?
Speaker C:Probably that blue liquid.
Speaker A:John, do you got.
Speaker A:What's going on over there?
Speaker A:John, how you feeling?
Speaker A:It's hitting you hard right now, ain't it?
Speaker C:Oh, that's right.
Speaker A:It's me.
Speaker A:Welcome back.
Speaker A:And John is suffering hard right now.
Speaker C:Go drink some milk.
Speaker C:Let it curdle in your stomach.
Speaker A:Oh, dear God.
Speaker A:I don't know how milk would.
Speaker A:Hey, hold on.
Speaker A:Is that my daughter Adriana.
Speaker A:Hold on.
Speaker A:Who's got that.
Speaker A:Who's got that static?
Speaker A:Mama.
Speaker A:Mama Letty, you got some static in your.
Speaker A:In your audio.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah.
Speaker D:I'm still trying to see if you guys can hear me.
Speaker A:We hear static.
Speaker A:Bad.
Speaker C:You got, like, static cling.
Speaker A:I might be able to fix that, but I'm not sure.
Speaker C:But I can hear her at least.
Speaker A:Oh, no, I can't.
Speaker A:Oh, there.
Speaker C:I don't have static on my end.
Speaker A:Hold on, Mama Letty.
Speaker A:Try now.
Speaker A:Try talking.
Speaker D:Hello?
Speaker C:Yeah, she's clear.
Speaker C:No static.
Speaker A:John, are you hearing her?
Speaker A:Static.
Speaker A:I hear the echo, too.
Speaker D:There's an echo.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:That's a bad connection.
Speaker A:That was bad.
Speaker A:That was real bad.
Speaker C:Was she going through the computer?
Speaker A:I think so.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Anyways, what were you guys talking about?
Speaker C:I dropped.
Speaker A:Oh, we were just laughing at the videos, and John over here suffering right now.
Speaker C:You're welcome, John.
Speaker A:Like, listen to John's, like, demeanor.
Speaker A:Like, he is, like, regretting that he down that bottle at this point.
Speaker A:You think, well, what it was is his daughter made us look like a b. Tch.
Speaker A:And John didn't want to look like a.
Speaker A:So he's like, I got to look tough for my little girl.
Speaker A:So he downed it, and now that she's away, he's over there dying.
Speaker A:Regret, John.
Speaker A:John will be lying in the fetal position in his bathroom later.
Speaker C:Just drink a bunch of water.
Speaker C:He'll dilute it.
Speaker A:I'm not sure about that, Marty.
Speaker A:All right, we already watched this AI video.
Speaker A:Should I want.
Speaker A:My daughter won't try it.
Speaker A:We already heard that joke.
Speaker A:She just, like, did.
Speaker A:She, like.
Speaker A:She didn't open the door.
Speaker A:She's just, like, full ghosted through the door.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker A:She just full ghosted out of that damn door.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:The xlax.
Speaker A:You.
Speaker A:We never raised the funds for John to do the xlax.
Speaker A:That was.
Speaker C:Oh, we could still do that.
Speaker A:That was for his cash app for him to do the xlax.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker A:We already heard that one.
Speaker A:Oh, no, but I.
Speaker A:No, because this is on Tick Tock.
Speaker A:Listen, I got banned for multiple content via.
Speaker A:How the.
Speaker A:Is that there?
Speaker A:How is that able to be on there when I got banned for multiple content violations on Tik Tok?
Speaker A:And that just, like, violated every rule in a goddamn book.
Speaker A:I'm dead right now.
Speaker A:Not as bad as that AI character.
Speaker A:That was.
Speaker A:That was horrible.
Speaker A:It is because I'm a Republican, ain't it, Haley?
Speaker A:All right, let's keep going with this video.
Speaker A:I'm scared.
Speaker A:Here we go.
Speaker A:It.
Speaker A:Oh, my God, his videos.
Speaker A:AI is wild.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:It is so wrong.
Speaker A:Third Leg Industries.
Speaker A:It is wrong.
Speaker A:And like I said, it just blows my mind that I got banned permanently on Tik Tok on the main account because of content violations.
Speaker A:And we just watched two videos almost back to.
Speaker A:Well, multiple videos.
Speaker A:Kind of back to.
Speaker A:Back on.
Speaker A:Completely racist.
Speaker A:Let's see where this one goes.
Speaker A:This is a Planet Fitness Guy.
Speaker A:What the flying was that?
Speaker A:Who the just sent that one off, Marty?
Speaker C:Wasn't me.
Speaker C:Because when I go to Twitch, it kicks me off the phone.
Speaker A:Who the.
Speaker A:Liz, was that you, you evil person?
Speaker A:That was Liz.
Speaker A:Who was that?
Speaker A:Mama Light.
Speaker A:I don't know who just did that, but you.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:It.
Speaker A:What's that, John?
Speaker A:Oh, well, you know, we're watching this and you're focused on your phone, so we didn't know what was going on.
Speaker A:You know, I'll watch the.
Speaker A:Stream it.
Speaker C:Oh, God, Lauren, you'll have to watch it later.
Speaker A:Yeah, Lauren.
Speaker A:Lauren, you definitely missed it.
Speaker A:Ah, you Mama Letty.
Speaker A:Lauren, you definitely missed it.
Speaker A:I can only imagine how many people are going to cause accidents tomorrow.
Speaker A:They'll listen to this podcast on the audio version, and they're driving while they're listening to the podcast and the jump scares come out.
Speaker A:It's gotta be bad.
Speaker A:But just so you know, we are not liable for anybody who crashes their cars.
Speaker A:There are sudden loud noises that are out of our control.
Speaker A:Yes, but John is paying for it.
Speaker A:For trying to act like a tough guy.
Speaker A:John is paying for it.
Speaker A:He guzzled it like a champ.
Speaker A:But he's hur.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker C:So bad.
Speaker A:Oh, my God, that's horrible.
Speaker A:I've already seen that one.
Speaker A:It.
Speaker C:You're gonna be there someday.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Boom.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker A:Is that Barack, too?
Speaker A:Who the hell was that?
Speaker A:Was that Denzel?
Speaker A:Samuel Jackson?
Speaker A:All right, let's.
Speaker A:Oh, Lord have mercy.
Speaker A:Oh, hey, star.
Speaker A:Welcome in.
Speaker A:Oh, that one's boring.
Speaker C:What?
Speaker C:What?
Speaker A:I'll play one more and the next.
Speaker A:Just made it.
Speaker A:Oh, here we go.
Speaker A:That's John.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker A:Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Right?
Speaker A:Twitch.
Speaker A:Oh, go scope.
Speaker A:Oh, come on.
Speaker A:Why is she scrolling?
Speaker A:Really?
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:How the hell.
Speaker A:We already at the end?
Speaker A:Damn it.
Speaker A:All right, we gotta search another.
Speaker A:We did type in funny AI.
Speaker A:So which one's a bit.
Speaker A:Let's do AI Daughter.
Speaker A:No, let's do AI Hillbilly.
Speaker A:Let's look up some hillbilly ones.
Speaker A:Let's look up some hillbillies.
Speaker C:You might.
Speaker C:You might see your kid on there.
Speaker A:I might see my I might see my relatives on this one.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker A:We already heard that one.
Speaker A:It Mama Letty.
Speaker A:Get away from Twitch.
Speaker A:God damn it.
Speaker A:Mama Letty.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker A:Look at that troll.
Speaker A:And look at John.
Speaker A:John, this kind of looks like you.
Speaker A:I'm just saying.
Speaker A:I don't like that one.
Speaker A:What the did we just watch?
Speaker C:What the hell was that?
Speaker A:What the did we just watch on that one?
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:AI all right, thanks.
Speaker C:I don't think that was AI.
Speaker A:Oh, that's John, all right.
Speaker A:That was not funny.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker A:That one did work.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:That's it, folks.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:AI, Granny.
Speaker A:That remind.
Speaker A:I want the AI Grannies.
Speaker A:Hold on, we're going.
Speaker A:AI, Granny.
Speaker A:AI.
Speaker A:Hillbillies are not funny enough.
Speaker A:AI, Granny.
Speaker A:Let's.
Speaker A:John, you look traumatized by Granny.
Speaker A:You're looking traumatized by Granny over there.
Speaker A:Right?
Speaker A:Oh, man.
Speaker A:That was the day when they could talk smack, though.
Speaker A:This AI just went back to the old days.
Speaker A:I remember being beat with a belt.
Speaker C:Mark, you should probably take a sip for the people that missed it.
Speaker A:Marty, I'm dying over here.
Speaker C:Still, John supports it.
Speaker A:I'm sure John does, because John's over there like a dumbass and guzzled it all, huh?
Speaker A:I will.
Speaker A:It gets worse when it gets warmer.
Speaker A:Now, the stupid ads.
Speaker A:The wife said all.
Speaker A:The wife?
Speaker A:Oh, my wife ain't subscribed to me, but yeah.
Speaker A:No, that's horrible.
Speaker A:God, no.
Speaker A:All right, back to this.
Speaker A:Granny.
Speaker A:That's John.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:Fuck J. Oh, Jesus.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker A:Oh, I am never gonna look at old people the same.
Speaker C:Oh, God, no.
Speaker C:I apologize to all the grandmas out there.
Speaker A:Sweet little grannies can never be looked at the same way.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Here we go.
Speaker A:Next one.
Speaker A:That sound like Sully?
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker A:I want that hot dog ninja with the hot dog.
Speaker A:What's this?
Speaker A:It's gonna jump at me.
Speaker C:Like 3D.
Speaker A:It is.
Speaker A:What are you looking at, bitch?
Speaker A:What's going on here?
Speaker C:John, what are you eating?
Speaker A:What the fuck is going on with this thing?
Speaker A:What's he doing?
Speaker A:Dude, what is.
Speaker A:Oh, duh.
Speaker A:Fuck off, Momo.
Speaker A:Letty with that shit.
Speaker A:Back to the video.
Speaker A:It br.
Speaker A:John's looking traumatized by these grannies.
Speaker A:What the Holy.
Speaker A:Oh, we all heard that one.
Speaker A:We already heard those.
Speaker A:That's true.
Speaker A:Life is like a pecker.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:What did she say?
Speaker A:If you've been most ready, ain't your manager roommate.
Speaker A:Hello.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker C:Oh.
Speaker A:John, you're dying right now, aren't you?
Speaker A:You are not.
Speaker A:You Are not that sort of your world up?
Speaker A:Dude, you are not the normal John right now for this show.
Speaker A:Dude, you are.
Speaker A:Let's go with, what the hell was that?
Speaker A:I think y', all, we might have to end this.
Speaker A:I don't know if we can do this podcast like we planned on doing.
Speaker A:I think the soda ruined John.
Speaker A:I honestly think he is.
Speaker A:Let's go to the big screen, right?
Speaker A:Let's pull John up on the big screen real quick, y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker A:Marty.
Speaker C:I told him not to do Taco Bell with it.
Speaker A:Marty, Marty, Marty.
Speaker A:Look at John.
Speaker C:Oh, I know.
Speaker C:I'm watching him.
Speaker C:He's been suffering for the last hour.
Speaker A:John, John, John.
Speaker A:Like, we were supposed to sit there, have, like, blind reacts today.
Speaker A:You're.
Speaker A:You're.
Speaker A:Dude, you're not.
Speaker A:Like, you got a few laughs in you, but, like, I think that sour, literally your world up.
Speaker C:That sour took away your soul.
Speaker A:It did, dude.
Speaker A:It, like, ripped away your soul.
Speaker A:You feel not good.
Speaker A:And you were playing on gaming tonight, too, after the show, weren't you?
Speaker A:How you think that gaming's gonna go?
Speaker A:Tell.
Speaker A:Tell the chat.
Speaker A:Tell the chat.
Speaker A:So, everybody, just so you know, I was smart because I do suffer from clinical, like, bad heartburn and, like, acid reflux.
Speaker A:So I drank down through the neck.
Speaker A:John drank 85% of that bottle and chugged it.
Speaker A:Mind you, the reviews on Amazon tell people don't do that because their stomach literally felt like it was going to explode.
Speaker A:And now I like John to tell us how he feels.
Speaker A:Like, John, I want full details here.
Speaker A:How is this drink making you feel right now?
Speaker A:Yeah, lightheaded.
Speaker C:Go drink some water.
Speaker A:You know, we got 30 people in here as we're trying to watch these blind reacts, and you are deader than right now.
Speaker A:Dude, we literally got 30 people watching the stream, and you are dead.
Speaker A:Drink some vodka.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker A:John, don't.
Speaker A:You got your gen.
Speaker A:Your.
Speaker A:Your Jameson right there.
Speaker A:Take a little shot of James.
Speaker C:Oh, that'll go well.
Speaker A:Take a little shot of Jameson.
Speaker A:See if that helps your belly out.
Speaker C:It'll help him for you.
Speaker A:Take a little shot of that Jameson.
Speaker A:Let's see if it can bring your stomach back to action.
Speaker A:Do you got ginger ale at home?
Speaker C:How's your daughter holding up?
Speaker A:The moxie?
Speaker A:There are four folks at Haley's house alone watching the show right now.
Speaker A:Yo, we're gonna cut.
Speaker A:We're gonna try to get a few more of these blind reacts out.
Speaker A:Maybe we can get John to snap out of it.
Speaker A:But John is toast, y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker A:John is toast.
Speaker A:It Is.
Speaker C:I'm sorry.
Speaker C:Not so.
Speaker A:I suffer from clinical freaking acid reflex.
Speaker A:See, your daddy doesn't have what I have.
Speaker A:I suffer from bad acid reflux by the doctors, so I can't drink that much.
Speaker A:But John is going to probably die tonight in the bathroom in the fetal position.
Speaker A:And when he lies in that bathroom tonight, crying like a little baby, I want you to go in there and kick him in the gut like, 20 times and say, dum, dum, dum, dum.
Speaker A:Can you do that for me?
Speaker A:Why not?
Speaker A:That's horrible.
Speaker C:You don't have to kick him.
Speaker C:Just jump on his stomach.
Speaker A:Yeah, just jump on his stomach for us.
Speaker C:He likes rap.
Speaker A:Okay, there you go.
Speaker A:You can jump on his stomach.
Speaker A:All right, let's do that.
Speaker A:Then when he's lying in the bathroom in the fetal position, when the show ends, just.
Speaker A:Just pretend John's a trampoline.
Speaker C:I told her, not Mark.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker C:Bet she listens to Uncle Marty.
Speaker A:I think I would be blowing chunks already mixing that soda with Jameson, right?
Speaker A:Bullfingo.
Speaker A:We were told her to make sure that she tucked you in with a blankie tonight when you're lying on the floor in the fetal position and make sure you're all nice.
Speaker C:Give you a kiss on your forehead.
Speaker A:Yeah, we told her to treat you nice.
Speaker C:Laughs.
Speaker A:She's a rat.
Speaker A:Someone feed that girl cheese.
Speaker C:Don't call us out.
Speaker A:We got somebody coming in here right now in the calls.
Speaker A:Caller, you're on the air.
Speaker D:John, didn't I tell you not to chug that drink?
Speaker D:You didn't miss no memo.
Speaker D:Stop that.
Speaker C:You were forewarned.
Speaker A:John.
Speaker A:We read the Amazon reviews when we told we were having the soda sent to us.
Speaker A:Little one, you need to suck on this for 20 minutes now.
Speaker A:She got PTSD from that.
Speaker D:Those eyes open.
Speaker D:Those eyes opened real wide.
Speaker A:She saw that.
Speaker A:Who are we FaceTiming, John?
Speaker A:What's going on here?
Speaker A:Why.
Speaker A:Why are we FaceTiming me over live?
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Oh, hi.
Speaker C:I love her giggle.
Speaker A:So I need you to go to the fridge and eat some cheese, you little rat.
Speaker C:Wait, do you have any cheese slices in your fridge?
Speaker A:She just went to go get cheese.
Speaker C:Go grab.
Speaker C:Go grab a cheese.
Speaker C:Go grab a cheese slice.
Speaker D:Grab two cheese slices.
Speaker D:One for them and one.
Speaker D:I'm gonna tell you what to do within a second.
Speaker C:Exactly.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker A:I gotta turn on my phone, though.
Speaker C:Is it a cheese spice?
Speaker A:You got the cheese?
Speaker C:Are you cutting the cheese?
Speaker A:Y' all don't realize they FaceTiming me right now over here so she can hear me and she's eating the cheese like a good little rat.
Speaker A:Good girl.
Speaker D:Do another slice of cheese with you.
Speaker C:You need to grab another piece of cheese.
Speaker A:Can you slap John?
Speaker A:Can you slap John in the face with that piece of cheese in your hand?
Speaker D:I just want you to take a piece of cheese and throw it at his forehead.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker C:It'll stick to his forehead.
Speaker A:Do it.
Speaker D:You should really do it.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker C:Do it.
Speaker A:Do it.
Speaker A:Just slap John.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker A:I would not eat that cheese now because John's little.
Speaker A:Little hairs on his chinny chin chin's probably implanted on that, and you don't want to swallow his hairs.
Speaker C:Wait, that's a five head.
Speaker C:That's not a forehead.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker D:Wait, if that's a five head, then what's Mark got right?
Speaker A:They.
Speaker A:They say five head on the show last episode.
Speaker A:Jarl, hit me.
Speaker A:How?
Speaker A:How?
Speaker A:John, you are not fine.
Speaker A:John, you are absolutely.
Speaker A:If I pull you up on the big screen, John, your eyes look like they're gonna roll up on.
Speaker A:On your roll up, y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker A:John is.
Speaker A:John is absolutely annihilated.
Speaker A:My stomach's still turning, and now my throat's still burning because I took another sip.
Speaker C:John, did you eat things you do for the audience?
Speaker A:Oh, yes.
Speaker D:At least you ate something.
Speaker A:Don't worry, y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker A:If John.
Speaker A:I promise, Everybody, if John FaceTimes me later and he's in the fetal position, I will take a screenshot.
Speaker A:We will post it in our discord channel for y' all to see.
Speaker C:Yeah, I don't want a screenshot of his urinating blue.
Speaker A:And then if he has anything really good, we're gonna screenshot it, put it in the pay wall.
Speaker A:The two high donations, though.
Speaker A:The two high donors that donated during last episode will automatically get the photo sent to him.
Speaker C:Thank you.
Speaker C:Thank you very much.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker C:Where's Geraldine?
Speaker A:Jar.
Speaker A:Jaro is not around, but he was not the other high donor.
Speaker A:The other high donor was Bullfango.
Speaker A:Yeah, Bullfango was the other high donator.
Speaker C:Oh, that's right.
Speaker C:That's right.
Speaker C:My bad.
Speaker A:Yeah, go ahead, John.
Speaker A:I didn't.
Speaker A:I was just trying to get to the next video.
Speaker A:What was you gonna say?
Speaker A:Burritos are delicious.
Speaker A:You gotta get the spicy beef burritos, though.
Speaker A:Those are the best.
Speaker C:I had two burritos for dinner tonight.
Speaker A:You did buy the spicy beef burritos.
Speaker A:You throw some last dab on it, and it's just so good.
Speaker A:I did not ruin you.
Speaker A:You ruined yourself, John.
Speaker A:All I did was offer you spicy food.
Speaker A:You accepted.
Speaker D:I swear, if I Hear that beep in my ear one more time.
Speaker A:Tell John to change his damn smoke detector then, huh?
Speaker A:You wouldn't do that.
Speaker A:You have a precious life in there to protect.
Speaker A:See, you talked and we heard it.
Speaker A:All right, let's get back to our blind reacts here.
Speaker A:Well, see if John does not react, y' all in the next 15 minutes, we probably will have to call it.
Speaker A:So John can go lie in the bathroom and cry and puke his brains.
Speaker C:Out the porcelain God.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker A:Oh, no, John, you're the blind react person.
Speaker A:You don't want her listening to this.
Speaker A:John.
Speaker A:John.
Speaker A:You don't want her listening to these.
Speaker C:Not a good idea.
Speaker A:Not a good idea.
Speaker A:John.
Speaker D:You definitely don't want her listening.
Speaker A:John.
Speaker A:You don't want her listening to these.
Speaker A:You don't want her listening to these.
Speaker C:We're gonna pause for a moment.
Speaker A:You don't erase them, right, Twitch?
Speaker C:Yeah, she probably thought you were a troll.
Speaker A:Why did she look scared?
Speaker A:Just be like.
Speaker A:Why did she just ask you to grab a knife?
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker A:John, she wants to take you out.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:Oh, my bot's working now.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker A:Damn.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker C:Sign me up.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker A:Seen that one already.
Speaker A:Oh, we already seen that one.
Speaker A:Get out of there.
Speaker A:Get out of there.
Speaker A:We already seen it.
Speaker A:Oh, man.
Speaker A:All right, give me some AI thing to search up.
Speaker A:John, we looked up AI Granny, AI rednecks.
Speaker A:AI Sasquatch.
Speaker A:I'm doing it.
Speaker A:I'm doing it.
Speaker A:Calm down.
Speaker C:That's John's fantasy, right?
Speaker A:John, you good over there?
Speaker A:How's that apology tour working?
Speaker A:John, you told me to do the.
Speaker A:The Sasquatch.
Speaker A:Here we go.
Speaker D:Oh, God, you guys.
Speaker A:Oh, it's.
Speaker A:Excuse me.
Speaker C:Yaman la.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:Well, it.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker A:Beck.
Speaker A:Did Becky just become Benjamin?
Speaker A:What the was that?
Speaker A:I think so.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker A:We'Re not.
Speaker A:We're just watching the videos.
Speaker A:We're not doing.
Speaker A:We cannot control the videos or the callers.
Speaker A:This is great.
Speaker A:We've heard that joke already.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker A:Oh, Jesus.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:America, baby.
Speaker D:America.
Speaker A:America.
Speaker A:Why is that?
Speaker A:I guess so.
Speaker C:Oh, speaking of that, has anyone noticed yet?
Speaker C:Mark?
Speaker A:Notice what?
Speaker C:Your face.
Speaker A:Nope.
Speaker A:Not at all.
Speaker C:Really?
Speaker A:Just John.
Speaker A:You and the wife interested?
Speaker A:And my kiddos.
Speaker A:Yes, sir.
Speaker A:No one's called out.
Speaker A:I had to again.
Speaker A:Sorry.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker A:Ah, he put a tag on the fishing boat.
Speaker A:If I can put a taco on a fish bowl, bulldo the Mexican.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:I. I don't know.
Speaker A:Want to try?
Speaker A:You sure?
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:We don't want to get cancelled, do we?
Speaker A:Okay, you.
Speaker A:They're both tip.
Speaker A:Hold on, let Me?
Speaker A:Look up AI insults.
Speaker A:Let's go to AI.
Speaker A:Let's just.
Speaker A:Let's just go AI insults and see what the hell we pull up.
Speaker A:I'm curious, y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker A:We're almost done here.
Speaker A:I see old Johnny boy suffering hard over there.
Speaker A:Let's go to AI insults.
Speaker A:It.
Speaker A:Oh, my God, John, you're holding back your laughter because you don't want to get canceled.
Speaker A:You're like, I can't laugh at this.
Speaker A:I don't want to get canceled.
Speaker A:Laugh.
Speaker A:It's a joke.
Speaker A:Get your camera back on.
Speaker A:You turn it green.
Speaker A:Bullfing.
Speaker A:That's John.
Speaker A:I've seen that one.
Speaker A:What the hey.
Speaker A:John is highly addicted.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah?
Speaker A:Why?
Speaker A:Aren't you going to say thank you?
Speaker C:What?
Speaker A:John has been playing a Seven Days to Die, and.
Speaker C:Oh, you got your game.
Speaker A:He's been staying up till, like, four.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker C:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Jeez.
Speaker C:I thought you'd give the money to your wife, right?
Speaker A:No.
Speaker C:You did.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I think she even asked you why didn't you give it to her?
Speaker A:Did she?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:He is drinking his piss.
Speaker A:Peach.
Speaker C:Well, you just got it.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Give yourself at least a month, then you'll still suck.
Speaker C:What the.
Speaker C:It's so funny because I just hear the sounds.
Speaker A:Go for it.
Speaker A:Tell us your latest adventure.
Speaker A:Maybe we should do a co streaming and on Twitch to play this game.
Speaker A:I'm checking it out.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Checking it out.
Speaker A:What are we checking out?
Speaker A:You.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:You a chick in the hospital?
Speaker A:I'm listening.
Speaker A:You went to the hospital.
Speaker A:Are you okay?
Speaker A:What happened?
Speaker A:Oh, and end game.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:You went.
Speaker A:You went to the hospital and you're playing a game.
Speaker A:Okay, I'm listening.
Speaker C:Wait.
Speaker C:They let you play games in the hospital?
Speaker A:I guess so.
Speaker A:They let you play games in the hospital?
Speaker A:John was in the hospital playing a game.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Interesting.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Explain to us more, John.
Speaker A:What h. You were saying?
Speaker A:John.
Speaker C:John, you have the floor until my next Tangia.
Speaker D:Make the click.
Speaker A:No, no, John, John, listen.
Speaker A:You're telling us you're playing a game in the hospital.
Speaker A:We want to know what.
Speaker A:What kind of game were you playing in the hospital?
Speaker A:You have seven days to die.
Speaker A:Oh, John, John, I did not know what's poi.
Speaker A:So what did they find on you for you to have seven days to die?
Speaker A:What'd you get diagnosed with?
Speaker A:Get back in here.
Speaker C:Is it contagious or what?
Speaker A:Get back in here.
Speaker A:You.
Speaker D:Okay?
Speaker D:Okay, I got.
Speaker D:I got one for John, and then I'll stop for a bit.
Speaker C:Why?
Speaker A:Okay, I'm listening.
Speaker A:I'm just making content on the game.
Speaker A:You Sat on the game.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker D:When you're part of a team, everything is awesome.
Speaker A:I don't control that.
Speaker A:That was somebody else and that was not me.
Speaker A:That was not you.
Speaker A:I don't know who sent that, but let's go with the music.
Speaker C:Wait.
Speaker C:You peed in the hospital.
Speaker C:You just said you peed in the hospital.
Speaker A:Thank you, funny monkey.
Speaker A:I'll have to teach John how to do obs over to this so he.
Speaker A:His stuff can work too.
Speaker D:You were in the hospital in the game.
Speaker A:Rest in peace, uba.
Speaker A:John.
Speaker A:Do we have to have a funeral for Zuba?
Speaker A:I'm so sorry for the loss of Zuba.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Never leave a man behind a hospital.
Speaker A:I know, but he.
Speaker A:He left him there to die.
Speaker D:He did.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:We don't leave our men behind.
Speaker A:We never leave a fallen comrade.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker C:Then you carry them.
Speaker A:Yeah, you pick them up and you carry them.
Speaker A:You left them there to die with the zombies in the hospital where there's so many medical supplies.
Speaker D:That's not a nice teammate.
Speaker A:No, it's not.
Speaker A:Why would you leave a father resuscitated him.
Speaker A:You could have gave a mouth to mouth.
Speaker D:I came back.
Speaker D:Zumba.
Speaker A:Do you got any more games you would like tell stories about John?
Speaker A:We'd love to listen to these game stories.
Speaker A:They're quite great and entertaining.
Speaker A:We'd love to listen more and embrace this gaming stories.
Speaker A:Come on, John, tell some more.
Speaker A:Because we.
Speaker A:We're very.
Speaker A:We're very entertained by these gaming stories.
Speaker A:You're.
Speaker A:You're.
Speaker A:You're telling us that you have seven days left to live because the doctors at the hospital told you you have seven days to die.
Speaker C:So we doing game time with John next week?
Speaker A:We are.
Speaker A:We're going to have to like really dig deep into John's gaming obsession.
Speaker D:I don't know if I want to dig into his gaming side.
Speaker D:Sexual.
Speaker D:And isn't he sexual?
Speaker A:It's a game.
Speaker A:Sexual.
Speaker A:You know it's funny, John.
Speaker A:Me.
Speaker A:Me screwing the controller never made it viral.
Speaker A:Why are we just staring at your eyeballs?
Speaker A:John?
Speaker A:What's going on over here?
Speaker A:I think we're starting.
Speaker C:Oh, and if you know Chad, if you want to call in, just let us know.
Speaker C:We'll drop.
Speaker A:John, they're saying they want to look at your nipples.
Speaker C:Wait.
Speaker C:You in shape today?
Speaker A:Can you.
Speaker A:Can you show us those nipples, John?
Speaker A:Here, John, I'll.
Speaker A:Here, John.
Speaker A:I'll pay you five bucks for your nipples.
Speaker C:Eat.
Speaker A:There you go, John.
Speaker A:Show me a nipple.
Speaker A:You need another five bucks.
Speaker A:I'll give you five more dollars.
Speaker A:There you Go, John.
Speaker A:Now show me that nipple.
Speaker A:What the says Mama Letty throwing an egg on the stream.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker A:All right, we'll listen and go for it, John, we're here for you.
Speaker A:Why?
Speaker A:How am I a dick about it?
Speaker A:I was listening and I was.
Speaker A:I was feeling your pain.
Speaker A:You went into this hospital, John, they told you you had seven days to die, which is brutal.
Speaker A:And then your homeboy Zuba died in the hospital.
Speaker A:And you left him there, didn't try to resuscitate him, give him any meds, like you're in the hospital, there's so much stuff that you can heal him with.
Speaker A:And he just rotted and got fed away by zombies.
Speaker A:And then you proceeded to go through and then camera bit you in the ass when 40 zombies they took you out.
Speaker A:But if you would have resuscitated poor Zuba, you might have had that fighting chance.
Speaker A:Were your hands broken?
Speaker D:Broken.
Speaker A:The dynamics.
Speaker A:The game has dynamics.
Speaker D:Teach us about these dynamics.
Speaker A:Tell me more about this gaming dynamics, John.
Speaker A:People loving us having this conversation.
Speaker A:We've gotten like five new viewers as we're conversating about this.
Speaker A:Well, no, I'm learning, I'm learning.
Speaker D:I wanna.
Speaker D:I wanna learn about.
Speaker C:Okay, John, this is very educational to.
Speaker D:Know about the dynamics.
Speaker D:I was actually looking at playing the game.
Speaker A:Yeah, mark your ass.
Speaker A:Listen, Zuba, I'm just learning the dynamics of the Zuba.
Speaker A:He left you behind.
Speaker A:We're trying to learn the dynamic.
Speaker D:Wait, are you sweating because you're angry or because of the juice you drank?
Speaker A:Yeah, I think this is.
Speaker C:That's when the blood goes.
Speaker C:Wait, is your sweat blue?
Speaker A:So, so did this bring you back to your Call of duty days when you left the fallen behind after they got shot down by enemy behind the enemy lines.
Speaker D:Okay, I got something for you, John.
Speaker D:You ready?
Speaker D:This is going to help you out.
Speaker D:Just give it a second.
Speaker D:Ready?
Speaker D:Just look at the screen.
Speaker D:It's a breathing exercise.
Speaker A:Do you feel better, John?
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:You never did tell us what the doctors diagnosed you with.
Speaker D:Yeah, what did that diagnose you with?
Speaker D:No, you said, you said that they told you you had seven days to die before you fell off the roof.
Speaker D:So how.
Speaker D:What was it?
Speaker C:Why did you fall off a roof?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Do you have a problem with balance?
Speaker A:What was.
Speaker A:Do you know how were the floor.
Speaker C:Do you not balance or what?
Speaker C:Did it fall off a roof?
Speaker A:Were the floorboards weakened by something?
Speaker A:Did something weaken the floorboards to make you fall?
Speaker C:How do you fall off a roof?
Speaker A:Yeah, how do you fall off a roof?
Speaker A:Did you Climb on the roof?
Speaker A:But I thought you were inside the hospital.
Speaker D:How you climb on the roof if you were inside the hospital?
Speaker D:That's confusing.
Speaker A:I'm just saying.
Speaker A:I'm just saying, John, how did.
Speaker A:If you're inside.
Speaker A:Hold on.
Speaker A:I'm trying to do the dynamic.
Speaker A:So here.
Speaker A:Hold on.
Speaker A:You were inside the hospital, and here's the roof, and you got on the roof.
Speaker A:How did this happen?
Speaker A:Explain.
Speaker A:Now my finger smells like strawberry banana.
Speaker A:Interesting.
Speaker A:Explain this to us.
Speaker A:He got unalived by the living dead because he went on the roof.
Speaker A:The restrict access to the roof for a reason, Right?
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker A:Bullfango.
Speaker A:They do.
Speaker A:Like, did you not listen to the warning signs on the doors that say, roof access for personnel only.
Speaker C:Do not enter.
Speaker A:Were you an employee at this hospital, John?
Speaker A:Were you.
Speaker A:Were you working at this hospital?
Speaker A:When you're inside of this hospital, there seems to be.
Speaker A:John.
Speaker D:So you can mess with him by messing with him when he talks about games and by talking about Call of Duty.
Speaker D:Got it?
Speaker D:Especially Call of Duty.
Speaker C:Wait, wait, John, I paid 50 bucks for this game.
Speaker C:I want to know the dynamics.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, Marty wants to know the dynamics.
Speaker A:Explain the dynamics before the vein in your forehead pops up.
Speaker A:John, I am going to get my sensor button ready for this.
Speaker A:Hold on.
Speaker A:I'm gonna read this message.
Speaker A:I got.
Speaker A:Let me get my sensor button ready.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:The message reads, you are a ass.
Speaker A:I hope you know.
Speaker A:Okay, wait.
Speaker D:Did the blue juice take away his ability to talk?
Speaker D:I'm confused.
Speaker A:I'm very confused as well.
Speaker C:Yeah, I, I.
Speaker C:His tongue.
Speaker D:No, no.
Speaker D:Mark is taking.
Speaker D:Taking it literally.
Speaker D:Me and Moody just want to know about the dynamic dynamics.
Speaker D:No, I want to know about the dynamics.
Speaker A:Jarl.
Speaker A:We were just watching Bigfoot videos and old people videos and stuff like that were blind react.
Speaker A:And then John wanted to tell us about this.
Speaker A:His doctor diagnosed him with seven days to die, and he was in a hospital fighting for his life.
Speaker A:And unfortunately, his buddy Zuba got eaten up by these zombies, and then he decided not to listen to those restricted signs on the rooftops.
Speaker A:And.
Speaker A:And he broke through those rooftops and he fell through.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:He had a horrible experience.
Speaker A:So he's trying to teach us.
Speaker A:He's trying to tell us more, Jarl.
Speaker A:So we're.
Speaker A:We're listening.
Speaker A:Please go on, John.
Speaker A:Basically, he got to clap because of me.
Speaker A:I am just excited.
Speaker C:That's because of the blue juice.
Speaker D:I think it's the blue juice.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:How am I killing you?
Speaker D:Wait, is Mark the reason you have seven days to die?
Speaker A:I do.
Speaker C:Right that would be me.
Speaker A:Charles says seven days to die is awesome, especially when you drop a skyscraper on an enemy base.
Speaker D:Oh, third leg.
Speaker A:Roid rage Twitch says, and this is how you get 100 VA disability.
Speaker A:The army.
Speaker D:Zuba's still in here.
Speaker D:How's Uba?
Speaker A:What's going on?
Speaker A:Zuba Juice.
Speaker A:John, you'll have to go back to the VA and tell them the army gave you.
Speaker A:But the dynamics.
Speaker A:So you start off in this game.
Speaker A:Were you naked?
Speaker A:Did you hear?
Speaker D:That's actually a valid question, because I know that in one of the video games like this, that's a Survivor game.
Speaker D:You do end up with no clothing when you start.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So, John, were you naked when you were in this hospital?
Speaker A:Did you have clothing on?
Speaker C:John, are you okay?
Speaker D:Did the cat get your tongue?
Speaker C:No, Marty, his tongue with the blue juice.
Speaker D:No, I think he messed with his organs.
Speaker A:We're learning dynamics after tonight.
Speaker A:I'm off the next two days.
Speaker A:We got to play.
Speaker A:Yes, Charles, we will absolutely do a community play of the seven days.
Speaker A:We're playing the game, Jarl.
Speaker A:You know we are.
Speaker A:We're going to be doing a community stream.
Speaker A:It'll be a good time.
Speaker A:We'll all be in discord.
Speaker A:We will play, and we'll have fun.
Speaker A:We can.
Speaker A:We can show John.
Speaker A:We can all clear our hospital together.
Speaker A:Rock it out.
Speaker A:All right, let's.
Speaker A:Let's switch the topic.
Speaker A:Let's talk about some Call of Duty, how the best part of Call of Duty is War Zone.
Speaker A:War Zone is the best addition to Call of Duty.
Speaker C:I'll let my daughter know.
Speaker C:Hey, I can hang up if you want to call in.
Speaker A:You want Zoom?
Speaker A:Mama Letti's still on the line.
Speaker A:Phone died.
Speaker A:There's.
Speaker A:Oh, okay.
Speaker A:Well, let me.
Speaker A:There she goes.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:Her line just dropped.
Speaker A:All right, I'll wait for Zuba to call in.
Speaker A:Go ahead.
Speaker A:Go ahead and explain the dynamics to John while I look for Zuba to call in.
Speaker A:Go ahead.
Speaker A:If I have questions, I'll ask.
Speaker C:I'm waiting.
Speaker A:John, you're not gonna leave.
Speaker C:So you can only play it for seven days?
Speaker A:It.
Speaker C:Was what materials.
Speaker C:Wait.
Speaker C:What decade is this game is.
Speaker A:He's asking you questions, John.
Speaker A:What decade.
Speaker A:What year are we in when we play Seven Days to Die, what year.
Speaker C:Is it that you have to build your own weapons?
Speaker A:He's throwing cans around, apparently.
Speaker A:Let's go, Jaro with the T. Angie.
Speaker C:Thanks, darl.
Speaker C:You were more explain than John was.
Speaker B:Why y' all gotta be ass.
Speaker A:Who's this caller?
Speaker A:You're on the air.
Speaker B:Yeah, I Am.
Speaker A:Oh, this is Zuba.
Speaker A:I'm so glad to hear you're alive.
Speaker A:I'm so glad to hear that you're alive.
Speaker A:I heard that you were left.
Speaker C:I'm sorry John left you for dad.
Speaker A:I'm so glad you're alive, Zuba.
Speaker A:We were scared for you.
Speaker B:Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker B:Y going to give him a damn aneurysm.
Speaker B:Y' all piss him off for the part.
Speaker B:He's not going to want to play with me on this game tomorrow.
Speaker A:Zuba, he will always play with you.
Speaker A:You're his big daddy with a big schlong.
Speaker A:You know he'll be there.
Speaker A:It's post apocalypse.
Speaker A:It doesn't matter because everyone was set back to the stone age.
Speaker A:Touche.
Speaker A:Bullfingo.
Speaker B:But no, you don't start off naked in this one.
Speaker A:You don't.
Speaker B:No, you at least start off with some kind of cloth garment covering yourself.
Speaker C:Wait, John plays naked when he's playing the game?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Oh, that's fine.
Speaker B:I don't care.
Speaker B:I don't physically see his avatar.
Speaker A:So you start off with cloth.
Speaker A:How you do you get the cloth?
Speaker B:Well, you can actually make cloth in the game.
Speaker A:Can you?
Speaker A:How.
Speaker A:How do you make the cloth?
Speaker B:You have to pick cotton.
Speaker A:Cotton?
Speaker B:You pick cotton.
Speaker A:You pick cotton.
Speaker A:This sounds like an interesting game, but isn't that kind of racist?
Speaker B:I guess.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker B:You run around, you pick cotton.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker A:You.
Speaker B:You get fibers from grass and.
Speaker A:Okay, all right, got it.
Speaker A:So I'm being told by sergeant major that you start off with a G string.
Speaker A:Is that true?
Speaker A:You start off with some cotton up your ass.
Speaker B:Women, The.
Speaker B:The women kind of do.
Speaker A:Yeah, the woman start off with a G string.
Speaker A:Very interesting.
Speaker A:So it's kind of like that sexual erotica thing going.
Speaker A:Stop knocking on my damn door.
Speaker A:I'm podcasting.
Speaker A:Son of a. Oh, boy.
Speaker B:Jesus Christ.
Speaker A:Shows up.
Speaker A:Very dramatic.
Speaker B:Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker B:A little bit.
Speaker B:You do get stuff out of toilets and trash cans.
Speaker B:Wait, wait.
Speaker A:You put your hands in toilets?
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Do you have hand sand dumpsters, trash cans?
Speaker A:Why is it.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:Why is there no hand sanitizer?
Speaker A:You're sticking your hand in toilet.
Speaker A:That's nasty.
Speaker B:You drink murky water until you clear.
Speaker B:Does look like piss.
Speaker A:You can try, but the last time I almost broke your neck.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Is there a Covid mask?
Speaker A:Do you wear a mask to protect you from being a zombie?
Speaker B:No.
Speaker A:Then how do you pre.
Speaker A:How do you protect yourself from becoming a zombie?
Speaker A:This don't seem right.
Speaker A:You honey Zuma.
Speaker A:Do you got headphones?
Speaker B:Yes, I do.
Speaker D:Jesus Christ.
Speaker A:I Can hear you.
Speaker A:I can hear you.
Speaker A:I can hear the echo.
Speaker A:It's horrible.
Speaker A:I'm sorry.
Speaker B:I was leaned into my.
Speaker B:My.
Speaker B:My phone.
Speaker B:I've got my phone in front of me.
Speaker A:Dude, toilet pistol.
Speaker C:When you had Covid, I didn't do.
Speaker B:Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker A:Got me.
Speaker B:It's like a two second delay on my phone where I'm watching the stream so it hits me in the ear.
Speaker C:Before I see it.
Speaker C:Me too.
Speaker C:Me too.
Speaker C:Zuba.
Speaker C:Like, I'm watching on YouTube and listening on my phone.
Speaker A:So doctors tell you you have seven days to die and you have to survive.
Speaker C:So what happens on the eighth day.
Speaker B:After you survive the horde?
Speaker B:You go back to building.
Speaker A:Like, what do you build?
Speaker A:Do you build?
Speaker C:Like, is that all over?
Speaker C:Do you lose everything you already built?
Speaker A:Right?
Speaker A:Do you build homes for the survivors?
Speaker A:Like, are there other survivors out there?
Speaker A:Do you build homes for them?
Speaker B:If you would get the damn game and load up with us, you'd find out.
Speaker A:Well, I'm curious now.
Speaker A:This is.
Speaker A:You need to get your ass on.
Speaker B:And play with us then.
Speaker A:Well, you guys, I. I like women, not men.
Speaker A:Why do I want to circle, Jerry?
Speaker B:Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker B:We ain't got no holes in the roof anymore.
Speaker B:We fixed them.
Speaker A:Did you.
Speaker A:Did you fix the hospital up too?
Speaker A:Did you patch up the roof on the hospital since, you know.
Speaker B:No, I ain't going back here right now.
Speaker A:But why?
Speaker A:John.
Speaker A:John fell through it.
Speaker A:Like, you gotta.
Speaker A:You gotta patch up the.
Speaker C:He fell off of it.
Speaker A:Yeah, the medical staff.
Speaker A:What about the medical staff?
Speaker A:Like, you gotta.
Speaker A:They're dead.
Speaker A:Why did you kill.
Speaker A:Did you take them out?
Speaker B:No, they're all dead.
Speaker A:But why are they dead?
Speaker B:Because they're zombie apocalypse, you ass.
Speaker A:Yeah, but what if OSHA goes there?
Speaker A:Exactly like Twitch said, if osha.
Speaker B:OSHA is there.
Speaker B:They're zombies.
Speaker B:They're walking around in hazmat suits and glowing and radiation.
Speaker A:Oh, wait, so they're in hazmat suits.
Speaker C:Oh, wait.
Speaker C:You have to.
Speaker C:You have to create your own hazmat suit.
Speaker B:They're in hazmat suits and they're still zombies.
Speaker A:But how.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker A:Why.
Speaker A:Why don't you know this?
Speaker A:But you should know.
Speaker A:You survived.
Speaker A:How did you survive?
Speaker C:I didn't come to the house.
Speaker A:I died.
Speaker A:But I need to know how you survived the zombie apocalypse.
Speaker A:Like, if you're out there right now and you're.
Speaker A:You're fighting these zombies, but you survive, but the people are dead in the hospital where they got all the medication, all the stuff in the world, how did you survive?
Speaker B:I didn't.
Speaker B:I was reborn.
Speaker A:You were reborn?
Speaker A:Oh, you're reincarnated.
Speaker B:I was reincarnated into a squirrel.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker A:The safety brief.
Speaker A:See?
Speaker A:Oh, the safety brief.
Speaker A:That's right.
Speaker A:The safety brief saved them, those PowerPoints.
Speaker B:Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker C:Is that my Maletti?
Speaker B:Jesus Christ.
Speaker B:Jesus Christ.
Speaker C:That's funny.
Speaker A:You know, the whole time.
Speaker A:Zumba.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:Zumba.
Speaker A:You're.
Speaker A:You're explaining the.
Speaker A:This to us and you're doing a really fine job.
Speaker A:John's over, very quiet on us.
Speaker A:Like, I do want to know.
Speaker A:Zumba, how did you feel?
Speaker A:Like, how are your feelings now?
Speaker B:Okay, I'm gonna be an ass right at the moment.
Speaker B:I'm gonna be an ass right at the moment.
Speaker B:Do me a favor.
Speaker B:My name is Zuba, not Zumba.
Speaker A:But you like Zumba.
Speaker A:I thought.
Speaker A:No, I thought.
Speaker B:My name is Zuba.
Speaker A:I thought you like to wear those tights.
Speaker A:I thought you Zuma.
Speaker C:A vacuum?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Isn't Zuba a vacuum?
Speaker B:No.
Speaker C:Yeah, they suck.
Speaker A:So do you suck like a Hoover?
Speaker B:No, my name is zuba.
Speaker B:After the 70s and 80s.
Speaker A:Like that thing that do with their camel toes.
Speaker B:Pants and.
Speaker A:Yeah, with the camel.
Speaker C:To Zula.
Speaker C:You're a Zula child.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:So can we call you Camel toe for now on?
Speaker B:No.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker B:Hell no.
Speaker B:I. I will find a way to get your address to John, and I will ride my first plane to come after your ass.
Speaker A:Duba.
Speaker B:It will literally cost me about.
Speaker B:About $2,000 to drive my truck there.
Speaker A:Definitely cheaper to fly.
Speaker B:No, my truck gets like nine miles to the gallon.
Speaker C:Wait, can you just teleport in the game?
Speaker B:It'd be nice.
Speaker A:I mean, but in all.
Speaker A:All reality, though, all you have to do is.
Speaker A:Because you're a governor.
Speaker A:You could just have her hire you to do another fish fake kidnapping.
Speaker A:You'll be okay.
Speaker C:The tax write off.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Jesus Christ.
Speaker B:And y' all are the one drinking on the sour, and I'm the one with heartburn.
Speaker B:Holy hell.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker B:This.
Speaker A:So nobody knows how you feel, but you need to tell us your real feelings.
Speaker A:Like, how did it feel to be left there to die like your man?
Speaker A:You guys were like, we're going into this.
Speaker A:We're battle buddies till the end.
Speaker A:We're going to bust up.
Speaker A:And he looked at you and you were being gnawed by zombies, and he's like, die.
Speaker A:How did that make you feel?
Speaker B:It was okay.
Speaker B:I respawned and I brought meds back and he.
Speaker B:He got launched off the roof.
Speaker A:Oh, excuse me.
Speaker A:Sorry about that.
Speaker B:That Was my bad.
Speaker C:I thought he fell off the roof.
Speaker A:Yeah, he did.
Speaker B:But as I pulled up on my bicycle, he damn near landed on me.
Speaker A:You're riding a bike or a bicycle?
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, I made a bicycle.
Speaker A:So you are pedaling.
Speaker C:Did you catch him?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Why didn't you catch him when he.
Speaker C:That's gonna be John tomorrow.
Speaker B:Mark, it sounds like you need to go wipe.
Speaker A:Oh, man.
Speaker A:It's okay.
Speaker A:I'll have the cat.
Speaker C:That's definitely gonna hit when it dries.
Speaker B:No cleaning up the chair.
Speaker B:You better get rid of that some.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Why.
Speaker A:Why didn't you try catching John then?
Speaker A:If he fell through the roof, why weren't you there with your arms.
Speaker A:Why weren't your arms wide open to catch him?
Speaker B:Because I was in the front of the hospital and he freaking landed off the side.
Speaker B:Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker B:Put some honey in that.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker A:Jarl with a Tangia.
Speaker A:Thank you so much.
Speaker A:Dear God.
Speaker A:Jarl's got that Tangia on lockdown.
Speaker A:Jarl and Mama Letty, let's go.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker A:Oh, man.
Speaker A:I. I'm just.
Speaker A:I'm so lost.
Speaker A:Marty, are you lost on this whole seven days, that die thing?
Speaker A:What the hell?
Speaker A:Who is Shane?
Speaker A:I love Tang Shane.
Speaker A:Who is Shane?
Speaker C:Is Shane a zombie?
Speaker A:Is Shane one of the zombies?
Speaker A:Is Shane one of the zombies?
Speaker A:Like, one of the doctors?
Speaker C:Wait, do you name your zombies?
Speaker B:Wait a minute.
Speaker B:Who are they talking about?
Speaker B:They talking What?
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:They.
Speaker A:I. I think they're.
Speaker A:They know one of the doctors that you guys met in the hospital.
Speaker C:Oh, it's Dr. Shane.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Dr. Shane.
Speaker A:Did you meet Dr. Shane when you're in that hospital?
Speaker A:Zuba, are you there?
Speaker A:Like, did you.
Speaker A:Did you find Dr. Shane in the hospital?
Speaker B:I don't know what the hell they're talking about.
Speaker A:Dr. Shane.
Speaker A:He was in the hospital.
Speaker A:When you guys were there in the hospital, you had a shotgun.
Speaker C:He could have saved.
Speaker C:He could have saved Zuba's life.
Speaker A:He could have.
Speaker A:Absolutely.
Speaker A:Wait.
Speaker A:You had a shotgun and you let Zuba die?
Speaker A:How did you do that with a shotgun?
Speaker A:Like, you should have been able to shoot the zombies in the head.
Speaker B:I. I had a. I had a revolver, a sniper rifle, and a shotgun, and I still died.
Speaker A:How does.
Speaker A:How do you guys let this happen?
Speaker B:Because they're primitive.
Speaker B:They're made out of pipe parts.
Speaker A:Yeah, but you just shoot a zombie in the head and they.
Speaker A:They drop.
Speaker A:What happened?
Speaker C:No, I think they need to go back.
Speaker B:Get back up.
Speaker A:I'm lost, guys.
Speaker A:I'm lost.
Speaker A:Poor Dr. Shane.
Speaker A:So in other Words.
Speaker A:Now there's another victim.
Speaker A:We had Dr. Shane as a victim.
Speaker A:We had Zuba as a victim.
Speaker A:And then John just free fell off a roof because he didn't listen to the signs on the doors.
Speaker B:No, he got thrown off the roof.
Speaker B:Did you say he fell off?
Speaker A:Yeah, you said he fell off.
Speaker A:Now you're saying he's thrown now.
Speaker A:Now the story's all mixed up.
Speaker A:What happened?
Speaker A:Did he get thrown off?
Speaker C:Confused.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Did he get thrown off or did he fall off?
Speaker A:What's going on here?
Speaker A:I'm very in tune into the story, guys.
Speaker A:Like, I'm very well, like, really interested in this story right now.
Speaker C:Are you writing a book?
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:Have a good day.
Speaker A:Oh, man.
Speaker A:With visuals.
Speaker A:Are you gonna explain to me everything you do?
Speaker A:Like, I'm taking a step now.
Speaker A:Play by play, play by play.
Speaker A:Those cactus.
Speaker A:I made AFK Cactus base once.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker A:So you're gonna be like, mark, I'm moving.
Speaker A:Once I'm building a tire on a bike.
Speaker A:Now I'm putting pedals on a bike.
Speaker A:Now I'm putting a seat on a bike.
Speaker A:And I got myself a one handlebar bike.
Speaker A:And I'm gonna ride this into eternity.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Make me a PowerPoint.
Speaker A:Can you make me a PowerPoint, John?
Speaker A:The very, very intrigued.
Speaker A:Very intrigued.
Speaker A:Gentlemen, I will have to learn how you guys like.
Speaker A:I'm still scared about the circle, Jerry.
Speaker A:Jesus Christ.
Speaker C:I'm dead.
Speaker C:I'm dead.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:Let me ask the chat other than Zuba over here, who seems he may have to see a doctor for the gas that's coming out of his throat, but I do gotta ask you guys the Seven Days to Die.
Speaker A:Oh, my God, Zuba, you're good over there.
Speaker A:You can't be taking rips when we're podcasting.
Speaker B:I can't do that.
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker B:I'm allergic.
Speaker A:When we're.
Speaker A:Are we intrigued by this game?
Speaker A:Should we buy this now?
Speaker A:Should we?
Speaker C:Should I need more details.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Oh, Marty needs more details.
Speaker A:Okay, John, explain more to Marty.
Speaker A:Apparently Marty needs to know more.
Speaker C:I never got the dynamics.
Speaker A:John, do you have your phone?
Speaker C:You have been told to shut the up with.
Speaker A:With chest pain, it's pretty easy to take care of.
Speaker A:You want to breathe in your nose three seconds and breathe out your mouth for another three.
Speaker A:Okay, ready?
Speaker C:John, breathe in through your nose.
Speaker C:Four seconds.
Speaker C:Hold it.
Speaker C:Exhale for five seconds.
Speaker A:No, no, you don't want to puff on the juice.
Speaker A:I mean the vape juice.
Speaker A:You don't want to puff on that John, that won't help.
Speaker B:Yeah, it does.
Speaker A:Yeah, Mama Letty.
Speaker A:John needs Xanax.
Speaker A:Instructions are unclear.
Speaker A:And now choking and get.
Speaker A:Oh, you.
Speaker A:You better help Darth 3 out.
Speaker A:He's choking in game.
Speaker B:Get out of the water.
Speaker A:Can you eat glass in the game?
Speaker B:Yes, you can.
Speaker B:And kill yourself?
Speaker A:Why would one want to do that?
Speaker C:Wait.
Speaker B:I much rather eat broken glass and kill myself than watch myself get eaten by zombies.
Speaker C:Is the broken glass in the toilets or what?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:What's going on here, John?
Speaker A:Tell us.
Speaker A:Where do you find the broken glass you break?
Speaker A:Why do you break pictures, though?
Speaker A:Those are like.
Speaker C:Do you have a violent nature?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Are you that violent?
Speaker A:You got to break people's pictures?
Speaker A:Like, what if they come back to their house and now their pictures are all smashed?
Speaker C:Think of all those memories.
Speaker A:Poor Timmy.
Speaker A:He lost his parents on vacation.
Speaker A:He made his way back home, and Timmy comes home and finds his windows.
Speaker A:His windows in his picture smashed.
Speaker A:Mommy and daddy a line on the ground in a smash picture.
Speaker A:Like, what.
Speaker A:What are you doing?
Speaker A:Do you feel bad for little Timmy?
Speaker A:Like, what's going on here, John?
Speaker B:They shouldn't have hid the antibiotics behind it.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:Well, maybe they were saving it for Timmy.
Speaker A:So you took tough.
Speaker B:I took.
Speaker B:What the hell was that?
Speaker A:He breaks pictures while singing Nickelback.
Speaker A:Right, But.
Speaker A:But I'm curious, though.
Speaker A:Like, little Timmy.
Speaker A:Do you guys feel bad for little Timmy at all?
Speaker A:Nope.
Speaker A:Like, his parents probably hid those antibiotics for him.
Speaker C:He destroyed his house.
Speaker C:Wait, are there any animals in this game?
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker A:What kind?
Speaker C:What do you do with the animals?
Speaker A:Did you eat them?
Speaker A:Very nice.
Speaker A:And they didn't turn you into a zombie?
Speaker A:So animals survived the zombie apocalypse?
Speaker B:Some of them, yes.
Speaker B:There's even.
Speaker B:There's even grizzly bears.
Speaker A:Really?
Speaker B:They're not fun.
Speaker A:How do.
Speaker A:How do the animals not turn into zombies?
Speaker A:Like, do you know what kind of virus this is?
Speaker A:What strain is this virus?
Speaker A:Now I'm really intrigued.
Speaker A:Like, what kind of strain?
Speaker A:Why do you not know?
Speaker A:But.
Speaker B:All right, chill out, Chewy.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker B:It's so small, I can't even read what it says.
Speaker A:You can't because it's Chewbacca.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker A:Huh?
Speaker B:You did not.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker A:You want in the show, John?
Speaker A:You want to go to bed?
Speaker A:You want to go and cry that your tummy hurts now?
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker A:He's.
Speaker A:He.
Speaker A:He's gonna go play seven days a day.
Speaker A:He's not going to bed.
Speaker A:He wants to get on Zuba's on this phone call, because this is Zuba's way of saying, John, it's time for you to get off so we can go play Seven Days of Die.
Speaker A:You can let me die in the.
Speaker B:Hospital playing that tonight.
Speaker A:You can fall off the side of the hospital.
Speaker B:We are not playing that tonight.
Speaker B:I have to work in the morning.
Speaker A:Oh, lies.
Speaker A:You boys don't care about work.
Speaker A:You care about slaying zombies.
Speaker B:I'm the only one running a freaking shop that's supposed to have six guys in it.
Speaker B:Yeah, I've got work in the morning.
Speaker A:All right, y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker A:I guess John's over suffering like a. I appreciate everybody tuning into the show.
Speaker A:We're gonna.
Speaker A:John and I'll chitchat for a few minutes as we wait for our videos to upload.
Speaker A:Y' all are awesome.
Speaker A:We'll catch y' all a little bit later.
Speaker C:Bye, John.
Speaker C:Thanks for explaining the game.
Speaker A:Oh, that was a good show.
Speaker A:It was a good show.
Speaker A:And we ended the show.
Speaker A:Oh, man.
Speaker A:That was a good show.
Speaker A:Oh, Lord have mercy.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker A:So, yeah, we gotta hang around to the video uploads that you up.
Speaker A:Oh, in the recording.