Three unhinged lunatics—Army grunt, Navy squid, and a cougar-chasing TikTok tagalong—unleashing mayhem, games, and unhinged rants. No script, no rules, just Mark, Jon, and Zach stirring the pot!
Say hello to Zach F, the TikTok tagalong who’s been leeching off the Chaos Cadre’s clown show for three years! This civilian’s never been near a military boot but clings to Mark and Jon like a lost puppy. Father to one—because even he knows his chaos has limits—this Ohio goofball spends his days dodging adulting and his nights running into walls for TikTok clout. With a grin that screams “I peaked at prom,” Zach’s life is a masterclass in questionable choices. Pathetic? Absolutely. But you’re still watching, you chaos-craving weirdos!
Here’s Jon S, the pickle-weeping wonder of Chaotic Cadre—a Central Maine auto parts slinger who dreams of Twitch glory while dodging grease stains! Stepdad to one, adopted dad to a stray army, this hard-working clown sobs like a toddler when Mark’s hot sauce hits—peak fragile masculinity! Pickle-making hipster by day, game-streaming nobody by night, he’s the co-host you’d pity if he weren’t so roastably pathetic. Smile, you snot-dripping disaster!
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Chaos Cadre October 7, 2025 4:31 pm