Prepare yourselves for an extraordinary episode of Chaos Cadre, wherein we shall embark on an exhilarating journey into the realm of mystery challenges, courtesy of the enigmatic Nexus of Power, also known as Martay. In this installment, the esteemed hosts, Mark G and Jon S, are joined by our special guest Flip from Canada, whose unique perspective promises to add a delightful layer of complexity to our discussions. As we unravel conspiracy theories that may bewilder the mind, we shall also critically examine the perplexing trend among Generation Z regarding their unconventional “smoke break” practices. Furthermore, we shall engage with live callers who dare to join the chaos, inviting them to share their insights and contribute to our lively discourse. For those wishing to participate, we encourage you to visit the link provided and ensure you have your headphones ready to avoid any auditory disturbances. Join us for an unfiltered experience filled with candid revelations and thought-provoking conversations.
Get ready for a wild ride on tonight’s Chaos Cadre! We’re unboxing a mind-blowing mystery challenge from Nexus of Power (aka Martay) with our special guest, Flip from Canada, joining hosts Mark G and Jon S. Expect chaos as we rip into conspiracy theories that’ll make your head spin, expose Gen Z’s bizarre “smoke break but not really” trend, and take LIVE callers who dare to join the madness! Want to call in? Head to https://callme.rode.com/, use code CTSTW4, and wear headphones to avoid echo. Support the show at www.tipmarkg.com or grab our epic merch at http://chaoscadre.com/. Don’t miss this unfiltered, laugh-out-loud episode! #ChaosCadre #PodcastVibes #MysteryBoxChallenge #ConspiracyTheories #GenZFails
> Set against the backdrop of a tumultuous atmosphere, tonight’s exhilarating episode of Chaos Cadre unveils a riveting challenge orchestrated by the enigmatic Nexus of Power, also known as Martay. The episode features our esteemed hosts, Mark G and Jon S, alongside the delightful Flip from Canada, as they embark on a journey into the depths of conspiracy theories and bizarre contemporary trends. The discussion promises to delve into Gen Z’s peculiar inclination towards the ‘smoke break but not really’ phenomenon, an exploration that unveils the generational nuances of escapism in the modern workplace. Additionally, we extend an invitation to our audacious listeners to participate live, adding an element of unpredictability to the proceedings. The atmosphere is charged with anticipation as we prepare to unravel not only the contents of the mystery box but also the complexities of the topics at hand, ensuring that the chaos is not merely superficial but resonates on a deeper level.
> The episode takes a moment to acknowledge the recent tragedies in Kerr County, Texas, where devastating floods have claimed lives and disrupted communities. In a poignant tribute, the hosts reflect upon the gravity of such events, eliciting a moment of solemnity amidst the chaotic backdrop of the show. This juxtaposition serves to enhance the episode’s thematic depth, as it navigates the fine line between entertainment and meaningful discourse. As the hosts and guest engage in lively banter, they also invite listeners to examine the societal implications of the topics discussed, particularly the ramifications of conspiracy theories and the evolving nature of workplace culture in the context of generational differences. The episode encapsulates a whirlwind of emotions, humor, and reflective insights, making it a memorable addition to the Chaos Cadre series.
> As the episode unfolds, listeners can expect an exhilarating blend of levity and profundity, as the hosts tackle the themes of conspiracy theories, contemporary social phenomena, and the chaotic unpredictability of live interactions. The lively exchanges between hosts and callers foster an engaging atmosphere, inviting audiences to reflect on their perceptions of reality and societal norms. With the promise of unexpected twists and turns, the episode culminates in a raucous exploration of the mystery box challenge, where the hosts confront not only the contents of the box but also the visceral reactions elicited by the challenges posed. As the chaos unfolds, the camaraderie among the hosts and the vibrant participation from the audience serve to create a memorable experience, one that resonates long after the final moments of the episode. This episode of Chaos Cadre is not merely a journey into the absurd but also an opportunity to engage with profound inquiries into the nature of belief, reality, and the human experience.
Takeaways:
- This episode features a thrilling unboxing of a mystery challenge from Nexus of Power, igniting curiosity and chaos.
- Our special guest, Flip from Canada, adds a unique perspective to the discussions on conspiracy theories and cultural phenomena.
- We delve into the perplexing trend of Gen Z’s unconventional smoke breaks, which defy traditional norms and expectations.
- Listeners are encouraged to call in live, providing an interactive experience that heightens the episode’s excitement and unpredictability.
- The hosts take a moment to honor victims of a recent tragedy in Texas, showcasing their compassion amidst the chaos.
- Expect a mix of outrageous humor and serious commentary as the hosts navigate through bizarre topics and challenge each other.
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Transcript
Come here.
Speaker B:Y' all heard it.
Speaker B:What's going on?
Speaker B:Mama Letty.
Speaker B:Welcome to the Chaos Cadre, folks, where we sling truth bombs and dodge the woke shrapnel.
Speaker B:I'm your ringmaster, Mark G. And the guy who'd argue with a brick wall and win, join as always by my co host, John S. Think of him as the guy who'd bring a sport to a gunfight and still walk away grinning.
Speaker B:And tonight we've got a special guest, Flip flop from Canada.
Speaker B:Eh He.
Speaker B:She's so Canadian.
Speaker B:She apologizes to the puck when he.
Speaker B:She misses a shot.
Speaker B:So buckle up.
Speaker B:It's gonna be a wild ride.
Speaker B:But in all reality, folks, before we do dive into the chaos, we do need to take a moment tonight.
Speaker B:We're setting aside our usual intro tonight to honor the lives lost in Kerr County, Texas, due to the devastating floods.
Speaker B:Our hearts are heavy, and our thoughts and prayers go well to the families and communities grappling with this tragedy.
Speaker B:And instead of our normal opening, we'll be playing a song we created.
Speaker B:So hold on through this.
Speaker B:It's called Hold on through the Storm, a tribute to Texas flood victims.
Speaker B:It's a small gesture to stand with those who are hurting.
Speaker B:After the song, we'll kick off the show as usual.
Speaker B:But for now, let's listen and reflect.
Speaker B:But our prayers rise high for the souls lost to the flood Neath a.
Speaker A:Merciless sky Our hearts a heavy Texas for the families in pain we send our thoughts Our prayers Through the sorrow and rain.
Speaker B:The Guadalupe roared A thief in the night stole 90 lives left our hearts without light Chemistix children their laughter now still sweet girls of Kerrville Lost to the river's will Our thoughts cling to mamas holding pictures so tight Daddy's by the water Searching day through the night Our prayers lift for heroes A teacher, a friend who gave all they had Till the river's cruel end hold on through the storm Let your prayers rise above Our hearts ache for the lost but we're bound by our love.
Speaker B:With thoughts for the fallen and hope for the fight May survivors be found To God's merciful light Janie, Sarah, Blair and Brooke Names we hold dear Their light shines in our prayers through the anguish and fear Julian, a hero laid his life for his own now an angel in glory but our hearts feel alone from hunt to ingram Our thoughts weave as one for the ten still missing Lord, let miracles come Come.
Speaker B:Our hearts break for Kurva where the flood waters tore but our prayers keep on rising for survivors and more hold on through the storm let your prayers rise above Our hearts ache for the loss but we're bound by our love with thoughts for the fallen and hope for the fight May survivors be found I see families at reunions Clinging to hope through their tears first responders in mud Facing grief and their fears 10 girls from camp Mystic A counselor so brave Our thoughts and our prayers are the strength that we gave Texas lifts you up with our hearts and our.
Speaker C:Hands Praying for survivors where the river.
Speaker A:Still stands.
Speaker B:The Red Cross brings comfort Volunteer search with horses Tread through the wreckage with hope in the air Our hearts ache for the 90 their names etched in our soul but our prayers burn brighter for the lives to make whole From Austin to Rome Thoughts and prayers join as one for the children, the heroes till the healing's begun Kerrville's our family through the flood we'll endure with our love and our faith we'll find hope that's secure hold on through the storm Let your prayers rise above our hearts A for the lost but we're bound by our love with thoughts for the fallen and hope for the fight May survivors be found Our thoughts and our prayers Texas sands from our core for the loved ones we've lost and survivors we employ.
Speaker A:God bless our Texas and the souls in your care.
Speaker B:All right, I'm not sure if Flip is familiar with that and the reason why that was played, but there was recently, just three days ago, there was a huge flood, rapid flood that came through and took 82 souls.
Speaker B:And it looks like as a majority of children as well families, it was a very tragic incident.
Speaker B:And we do not have audio with Flip.
Speaker A:Hello.
Speaker B:There we go.
Speaker B:We got audio with Flip again, I.
Speaker A:Said so anyways, folks are with Texas and I had a friend on Tick tock who was affected and I'm aware and yeah, it's very sad.
Speaker B:All right, so with that being said, folks, let's snap back into the mood of things and yes, let's get everybody out here.
Speaker B:Y' all know this man.
Speaker B:That's right.
Speaker B:He's the man Will who will eventually his pants on.
Speaker B:Live stream here on chaos cadre, we got Mr. Jonas, who loves to suck on his metal piping no matter what.
Speaker B:This guy loves things in his mouth.
Speaker B:It's amazing.
Speaker B:John, what's going on?
Speaker B:My man, how are you?
Speaker D:Ah, man.
Speaker D:Dude, I'm here.
Speaker B:You're here.
Speaker B:Can you do me a favor as I introduce Flip, can you text Marty and tell him we're live?
Speaker B:Because we can't do this until Marty's in here.
Speaker B:Ladies and gentlemen, we Also got.
Speaker B:You've seen her before on our show.
Speaker B:She's the lady out in Canada who loves her maple syrup.
Speaker B:She sucks on her maple syrup so much, they've.
Speaker B:You know, she's even got a little corner in her home for maple syrup.
Speaker B:That's right.
Speaker B:It's Flip out here, y'.
Speaker B:All.
Speaker B:Flip, what is happening?
Speaker B:How are you?
Speaker B:What's going on with you?
Speaker A:It's actually called a maple shrine, but I'll take corner.
Speaker A:It's okay.
Speaker A:I'm good.
Speaker A:Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker D:It's actually called the maple shrine.
Speaker A:Ryan.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:Come on.
Speaker B:What's up?
Speaker B:How are you?
Speaker B:Oh, man, I'm glad y' all can be in here.
Speaker B:Thank you all for tuning in.
Speaker B:We appreciate y' all in here.
Speaker B:There is a new call in feature for y' all to call in later on to the show.
Speaker B:Please don't call in now because I'm not going to watch the board right now.
Speaker D:But now it.
Speaker D:Do it now.
Speaker B:Yeah, there's a new code.
Speaker B:All you got to do is have headphones in.
Speaker B:You hit the link in there, the call the call me road dot com.
Speaker B:Enter in that code the CTCT W4, and you can actually now call on the show with better audio, better quality, and we can take two callers at the same time.
Speaker B:So it makes it a little more interesting.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:And people can call anywhere, anywhere in the world.
Speaker B:So it makes it even better this way here, if we got people in Australia or whatever, they can actually call in.
Speaker B:So right now we're waiting on Marty.
Speaker B:See, folks, what.
Speaker B:What's happening right now on this show is all three of us have received this mystery box.
Speaker B:And we're waiting for the gentleman who sent it to us to come in here.
Speaker B:We got a mystery box here, and in this mystery box, it jiggles.
Speaker B:I don't think it's money, though.
Speaker B:And supposedly it's monetary.
Speaker B:Supposedly we're gonna make cash with this thing tonight.
Speaker B:So I'm curious how this is gonna work out.
Speaker B:Look at Flip.
Speaker B:Now.
Speaker B:She's even looking more confused now.
Speaker A:I'm like.
Speaker B:But I don't know what's in here.
Speaker B:I don't know what's in here.
Speaker B:It sounds like jelly beans.
Speaker B:Maybe it's a pill that's gonna make us all wonky.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:Maybe there's some type of.
Speaker B:I. I really don't know.
Speaker B:So let me do this, John.
Speaker B:Let us know how you're doing while I send Marty a message myself.
Speaker D:I mean, I already messaged him, but.
Speaker D:Okay, sweetheart, I'm Good.
Speaker D:You know, good.
Speaker D:Good work week.
Speaker D:Good week in general.
Speaker B:Hot.
Speaker D:Very hot.
Speaker D:Like my office.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker B:Oh, there goes Flip.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker D:Oh, you said.
Speaker B:You said you are hot.
Speaker B:And flip left.
Speaker D:Yeah, I know, right?
Speaker B:You said you.
Speaker B:You said you're hot.
Speaker B:And flip left.
Speaker B:All right, let's see.
Speaker B:Wait for Flip to come back in.
Speaker B:There we go.
Speaker A:My dad.
Speaker A:My dad just called me.
Speaker B:Your dad just called you?
Speaker A:The timing that was perfect is your podcast thing tonight.
Speaker A:I'm like, dad, you interrupted the podcast.
Speaker B:That's freaking awesome.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:So her dad calls her right after John.
Speaker B:Well, it's funny because John says he's hot, and then you.
Speaker B:What the is going on with Flip?
Speaker B:All right, Flip, for future reference, if you ever come on the show, you got to be on your laptop or.
Speaker B:Or your computer to get a better quality because your phone right now is horrible.
Speaker A:Last time, it was better, and I did the exact same thing.
Speaker A:Clarification.
Speaker A:But yes, I agree.
Speaker A:I'm watching it, and I'm like, I'm choppy and bad, and I don't know why it's bad.
Speaker B:You are choppy and bad.
Speaker B:Well, I tell you what, y'.
Speaker B:All, I don't know what's going on with Marty, so let's talk about a fun topic real quick, because John and Flip, both of you are vapors.
Speaker B:You love sucking on your little pipes to get your nicotine rush.
Speaker B:And as a vapor, if you're in a workplace like you are John, one of the things you get to say is, I'm going out for a vape break.
Speaker B:Or see, people who smoke cigarettes can go, hey, I'm going out on a cigarette break.
Speaker B:Right?
Speaker B:They get that lovely five to six minutes to escape the workplace and get their nicotine.
Speaker B:Thank you so much.
Speaker B:Ninja with a cheer.
Speaker B:I appreciate that cheer.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:Oh, don't shake the box.
Speaker B:Remember, Mark seems good.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:Marty, wait my live and got mad at me.
Speaker D:What are you gonna do?
Speaker D:No one told me not to shake it.
Speaker B:So what is the newest generation?
Speaker B:What generation is flipping again?
Speaker B:Flip is the youngest one out of both of us.
Speaker B:So your generation.
Speaker B:What is that?
Speaker B:Generation X.
Speaker D:We don't know what's in the box, Raider.
Speaker D:They won't.
Speaker B:We don't.
Speaker B:We're waiting already to get here too, so we can open it.
Speaker D:So wait, you were born in:Speaker A:That's right.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:So she'd be generation.
Speaker B:Now we're Generation X. Yeah, she's Generation Z. Yeah.
Speaker B:All right, so with Generation Z, the new thing they're doing, since they're A little bit more healthier than us is they do this thing now.
Speaker B:They go out for a break, and it's instead of a cigarette, it's a pack of Coca Cola in it that looks like a cigarette, and they're literally going out having a Diet Coke.
Speaker D:Yeah, she's 10 years younger than this writer.
Speaker B:Yeah, she's just a baby, Raider.
Speaker B:She's just a baby.
Speaker A:Sorry, y'.
Speaker B:All.
Speaker D:Probably why she can't figure out her connection.
Speaker A:Yeah, guys, I stream here on this WI fi on this phone, and there's never an issue.
Speaker A:Like, I'm watching it too.
Speaker A:Like, I don't know.
Speaker D:Hey, Benji, thanks for stopping in.
Speaker D:I appreciate the comment, bud.
Speaker D:You really know how to make a guy feel special.
Speaker B:Hey, can you do me a favor real quick, though?
Speaker B:Can you pull up Raider for me?
Speaker B:Can you pull a braider?
Speaker B:I got this sound effect almost specifically for Raider.
Speaker D:You want me to call him?
Speaker B:No, no.
Speaker B:Pull up his chat for me.
Speaker D:Pull up his chat?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:You see where he commented with Benji?
Speaker D:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker D:Oh, look at my African American over here.
Speaker B:Look at him.
Speaker B:Are you the greatest?
Speaker B:You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker B:Okay, let's go.
Speaker B:All right, y', all, if y' all can do me a favor real quick.
Speaker B:Everybody just tap.
Speaker B:You tap that square.
Speaker B:I'm not even on Tick Tock.
Speaker B:What the hell?
Speaker B:Speaking of that.
Speaker B:Yeah, let's talk about that for a minute.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Tap the screen.
Speaker B:Share the live.
Speaker A:Y' all know, guys, Mark's gonna tell us why.
Speaker D:I know Benj.
Speaker A:Mark.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker D:Well, we have speculation.
Speaker D:We have speculation.
Speaker B:We have speculation.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:So we're gonna work on that.
Speaker B:But before we get into that part, as you all know, we just did an episode with my space queen, another lady from Canada.
Speaker A:I didn't even know she was.
Speaker B:Yeah, she was on our last episode, and we did an episode with her, and we're talking about content creation and the grind that it takes to get to where you're at.
Speaker B:And I literally just mentioned how I grinded to get to 151, 000 followers and how much of a grind it was to get there.
Speaker B:And two days after that podcast, I got hit with a permanent ban from Tick Tock.
Speaker B:And my agency's been trying their hardest.
Speaker B:And it says content violation.
Speaker B:Now, the only content violation that we can think of, because they didn't tell me.
Speaker B:They didn't show me the video.
Speaker B:Like, they just proved me guilty without giving me a chance to fight it.
Speaker B:And the only content I could think of is I went onto YouTube to see some of my most recent shorts.
Speaker B:And the only short that I found on there that could have done it was from most recent was literally John telling someone who was trying to sell their services on graphic design to off.
Speaker B:And John tried to tell him to off in so many ways that the word probably dropped about 25 to 30 times within that clip.
Speaker B:So I think it was that clip that got us back permanently on the Margie Show.
Speaker B:I do.
Speaker B:I think that's.
Speaker D:I'm so sorry, but, like, they needed to hear it.
Speaker D:It's a problem with graphic designers.
Speaker D:They're a infection.
Speaker B:But.
Speaker B:And the funny part is, though, the graphic designers are generally not even American graphic designers.
Speaker B:They're like the China graphic designers.
Speaker B:Yeah, From China or whatever.
Speaker B:Foreign country.
Speaker B:Yeah, I see that Raider.
Speaker B:I see that.
Speaker B:You all right?
Speaker B:So I'm not sure what's happening with Marty.
Speaker B:I'm gonna try calling him real quick.
Speaker B:I'm hoping everything's okay.
Speaker B:Everybody messaged him.
Speaker B:I sent him a text message.
Speaker B:You sent him a text message, John?
Speaker D:I sent him a flirty picture message of my titty.
Speaker B:Oh, fantastic.
Speaker D:And he didn't know he'd come running for that, bro.
Speaker D:No, he didn't say nothing.
Speaker D:I'm really upset about it.
Speaker B:All right, so I'm thinking what we're gonna have to do here, y'.
Speaker B:All.
Speaker B:I think we're just gonna have to open it.
Speaker B:No, I don't want to.
Speaker B:Let me try calling them real quick.
Speaker D:Yeah, try calling them.
Speaker D:I'll get ready to open this bad boy.
Speaker B:All right, get ready to open it.
Speaker B:I will try calling them real quick.
Speaker B:To see.
Speaker B:Marty could be dealing with some real life here.
Speaker B:So, unfortunately, if he is, we won't be able to.
Speaker B:Send me Marty's number.
Speaker B:I'll call the old ass I own for him.
Speaker B:I won't hand out his number.
Speaker B:Sorry.
Speaker B:But I'll call him real quick.
Speaker B:We'll.
Speaker B:We'll listen.
Speaker B:I'm calling him from the old cell phone here.
Speaker D:Wait, am I not allowed to open this now?
Speaker D:Because I already.
Speaker B:You can't open it yet.
Speaker D:My knife is already helm deep.
Speaker B:Marty.
Speaker D:Yes, sir.
Speaker B:Where are you?
Speaker D:Oh, I'm here.
Speaker B:Okay, we're waiting to open this box for you.
Speaker D:Too late, Marty.
Speaker D:I opened it.
Speaker B:Okay, you remember how to call into the show, right, Marty?
Speaker A:I'm running with a knife.
Speaker B:Okay, give us a call into the show so we can have you in our box.
Speaker D:That's not good, dude.
Speaker D:You shouldn't run with a knife.
Speaker B:You can call from either or.
Speaker B:Computer is better safely sat with A knife?
Speaker B:Have you seen my sound quality?
Speaker A:Mine's pink.
Speaker D:All right, you want to see a really cool knife?
Speaker B:Bye.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:So, y', all, we finally got a hold of Marty.
Speaker B:Apparently, he.
Speaker B:He doesn't know how to check his text messages.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:So, you know, it's funny, with a knife like that, we'd get banned on Tick Tock, too, you know, showing a knife like that.
Speaker B:You get banned on Tick Tock?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Is that so up?
Speaker B:Like, here, let me show you my knife, man.
Speaker B:Like, let me.
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker D:Let me just.
Speaker D:Let me just open the box with this big old.
Speaker B:No, we can't open the box yet.
Speaker B:We gotta wait for Marty to call in.
Speaker D:I know.
Speaker B:I got.
Speaker B:I got me box cutter.
Speaker A:Marty forgets after sending packages.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker B:I got.
Speaker B:Wait.
Speaker B:Yeah, I got me a box cutter.
Speaker B:I'm not gonna say what I was gonna say.
Speaker D:Marty's one of a kind.
Speaker B:Marty is one.
Speaker D:I love Marte.
Speaker B:Marty loves torture.
Speaker A:Don't tell me that.
Speaker D:He paid me a hundred dollars, our first episode to shave off my goatee, and I'm just now starting to get it back.
Speaker B:And then it.
Speaker B:Was he talking about you shaving it again, too, wasn't he?
Speaker B:Yeah, that'd make you cry when especially just shaved your head.
Speaker D:I mean, I'll do it, but, like.
Speaker B:So for those who wonder, I'm looking.
Speaker B:We got Marty calling in right now, so let me get him in here.
Speaker B:Marty, you there?
Speaker A:Sir.
Speaker C:Chaos.
Speaker B:Chaos.
Speaker B:Hello?
Speaker A:I've opened my box.
Speaker D:We weren't supposed to open it.
Speaker A:No, no, but, like, enough to, like, Marte.
Speaker D:Oh, we can do that.
Speaker A:Well, I prep mine because my acrylics.
Speaker B:Take longer than Cassie.
Speaker B:What's going on, Cassie?
Speaker B:Cassie is getting hiding all over there.
Speaker D:Oh, hi, Cassie.
Speaker D:How are you?
Speaker D:I don't know you, but hi.
Speaker A:Hi, Cassie.
Speaker B:Marty's gonna have to try calling it again because apparently Marty's call dropped.
Speaker D:All right, I got it prepped and ready to open.
Speaker B:I will prep and ready mine.
Speaker B:I guess I'll cut.
Speaker B:I'll cut the top.
Speaker B:I'm waiting to see Marty.
Speaker D:Listen, I won't show you guys my address, but he spelled my name.
Speaker A:I blacked my note.
Speaker D:He spelled my name wrong.
Speaker D:Can you believe?
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:You do know who Cassie is, John, you do know who Cassie is.
Speaker D:Do I know?
Speaker A:I live in Canada.
Speaker B:Yes, you do know who Cassie is.
Speaker D:Who is it?
Speaker B:Cassie?
Speaker A:Sarah?
Speaker A:Beth?
Speaker D:I don't.
Speaker B:All right, here we go.
Speaker B:Marty again.
Speaker B:Hold on one second.
Speaker B:Marty, are you there?
Speaker B:Sir?
Speaker B:Marty?
Speaker C:Chaos.
Speaker B:What the hell?
Speaker B:You guys hear the chaos?
Speaker A:Yeah, the chaos.
Speaker D:Falls Off Jessica's mind.
Speaker D:I don't know.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:Okay, Maybe Marty should try.
Speaker B:Beth, I'm gonna call Marty real quick.
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker D:I forgot.
Speaker D:I'm not talking to you.
Speaker B:Hold on one second.
Speaker B:Let me find out what's going on.
Speaker B:Marty, I'll talk to you.
Speaker B:Let me find out what's going on.
Speaker A:I know we're working.
Speaker B:What's happening here?
Speaker D:Yo, ninja, thanks for that one.
Speaker B:All right, all right.
Speaker B:We'll hear you very back.
Speaker B:I'll keep an eye on my board for you.
Speaker B:Like, he's working on it.
Speaker B:He says, all right.
Speaker B:So I did the same thing you guys did.
Speaker B:I opened up the box just a little bit.
Speaker B:I haven't looked inside of it.
Speaker B:I put it off to the side.
Speaker B:I don't want the box in my hand.
Speaker D:But why?
Speaker D:I'll tell you why.
Speaker A:Nervous.
Speaker D:You may have apologized, but you started a chain of events that made my life a living.
Speaker B:Makes you more nervous.
Speaker D:Whenever I get off this, I go into my bed and I cry in my wife's arms because the chat's so mean to me.
Speaker B:Is the chat so mean to you, John?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:My chat wants to have a Cheers.
Speaker A:Cheers, John.
Speaker A:To trauma.
Speaker D:We don't know what's in the box.
Speaker B:We do a little trolling.
Speaker B:It's called we do a little trolling.
Speaker B:Let's see.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:We don't know what's in the box, y'.
Speaker D:All.
Speaker B:We gotta wait.
Speaker B:We're waiting for Marty.
Speaker B:Marty says he's working on it.
Speaker D:Wait, wait.
Speaker D:No, you can't.
Speaker D:No, no.
Speaker D:When Marty comes in, can I just tip the box over?
Speaker B:No, not at all.
Speaker B:We're gonna open at the same time.
Speaker A:Start aggressively shaking it.
Speaker B:Just put the box down, John.
Speaker B:We can't open the box yet.
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B:I don't even wanna.
Speaker B:I don't.
Speaker B:I'm gonna tell us.
Speaker B:We can't even open the box until we get 25 people in here and Marty.
Speaker B:So y' all better share the hell out of this.
Speaker B:Share this out on Facebook.
Speaker B:We got 20 in here right now.
Speaker D:We got 20 right now.
Speaker B:I see nine people.
Speaker B:Listen, we got 10 people on YouTube.
Speaker A:Link into the Discord.
Speaker B:Nine on Twitch.
Speaker D:Listen.
Speaker B:One on Rumble right now.
Speaker D:I'm gonna give it to you straight, okay?
Speaker D:I. I know that you don't control what other people say, but you started a storm in my life.
Speaker C:John, put down the box.
Speaker C:Stop shaking it.
Speaker B:That is not Marte.
Speaker A:Who said that?
Speaker C:No, it's in me.
Speaker B:This whole time was this, wait, Mama Letty.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:I've been Messing with you, Mama Letty.
Speaker B:You son of a. I do what I want.
Speaker D:You're not my mom.
Speaker A:Were you the.
Speaker A:Were you Almighty Chaos?
Speaker C:While Marty was taking his time, I decided I'd mess with Mark.
Speaker C:Yes, I'm Chaos.
Speaker A:I thought that was Mark's soundboard or something.
Speaker A:I was like, when they call in.
Speaker D:Now, it's like, yo, what's up?
Speaker B:What's going on?
Speaker B:Yeah, so, no, Mama Letty's the one with, like.
Speaker B:I thought it was Marty.
Speaker B:That's why I kept calling Marty back.
Speaker B:Like, I literally called.
Speaker B:Marty said, what the hell's going on, guys?
Speaker D:Sheesh.
Speaker B:But as you guys can hear, though, here, Mama Letty's voice, like, the audio.
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker D:Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker D:Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker D:Cass, do you see me talking to Liz?
Speaker D:Have I responded to Liz in any of the episodes since then?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker D:So don't feel special.
Speaker D:You're not alone.
Speaker B:Mama Letty.
Speaker B:Are you gonna enjoy that?
Speaker B:Do you know what our torture is, by chance, Mama Letty?
Speaker B:Do you know what's in this box?
Speaker C:I do not.
Speaker C:He told me I had to wait and watch the show, so I popped in.
Speaker D:This is right.
Speaker B:We don't even know it's in the box.
Speaker B:Like, we want to know what the hell's in this box.
Speaker B:And Marty is taking forever to call.
Speaker B:It does feel like Christmas.
Speaker B:Like, it's like you got that Christmas gift underneath the tree, and you.
Speaker B:You're shaking.
Speaker B:You're like, what's in here?
Speaker C:You're not supposed to shake it.
Speaker B:I know, but we have to shake it.
Speaker B:John is.
Speaker B:That's how John treats his meat every night.
Speaker B:Just so everybody knows.
Speaker B:Every night, right there.
Speaker B:John's like, I can't get this thing to work.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker A:I also want to know.
Speaker B:I think we all want to know what's in the box, y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker B:We are just waiting for Marty.
Speaker B:You imagine.
Speaker D:Listen, listen.
Speaker D:I'll call a truce, Cass.
Speaker D:I'll call it truth, just for this episode.
Speaker C:Ask a question, though.
Speaker D:What's up?
Speaker C:You shaking that bottle?
Speaker C:Is that how you shake the Viago to get it out?
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:Every day.
Speaker C:Oh, I bet.
Speaker C:But it's multiple times a day, right?
Speaker D:Oh, yeah.
Speaker D:100.
Speaker A:Is it safe to use multiple times a day?
Speaker D:I don't give a. I do it.
Speaker B:It's only blood pressure.
Speaker B:I'm having technical issues.
Speaker B:Sorry.
Speaker B:Go ahead and open.
Speaker B:All right, so we got Mama Letty on the phone with us, and now we're being told to open the box.
Speaker B:So let's open the box and see what we got going on in here?
Speaker D:The Is this.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker B:This penis.
Speaker A:You can tell.
Speaker A:You can tell they're not creators because they're opening it off camera for you.
Speaker B:I have to freaking take the peanuts out.
Speaker A:Well, he's a.
Speaker A:What the what?
Speaker B:The what?
Speaker B:The.
Speaker A:Is this Black Death candy?
Speaker A:That's what the bottom of this says.
Speaker A:Black Death candy.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Black Death candy.
Speaker B:What?
Speaker D:Guys, I opened it up and I got some in my drink.
Speaker A:Peanuts.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker C:That's amazing.
Speaker A:Let me close the door.
Speaker B:Ben said he used to John being vicious with his box.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker A:I got some of the packing peanuts in my drink.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker A:You know what these are, Beth?
Speaker A:Oh, Jesus.
Speaker B:All right, so apparently we got Black Death, so I guess Marty you will be, though.
Speaker B:Marty's is gonna kill us.
Speaker B:John's going at it so hard, he's giving it a handbar.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker D:I hate this.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Chat, guys.
Speaker A:This came all the way from America for me.
Speaker B:All right, Chad.
Speaker B:So now we gotta open.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:He taped this, too?
Speaker B:Yeah, he taped it.
Speaker B:Marty, what the.
Speaker B:With the tape.
Speaker A:Okay, I'm going to get.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker C:Tape that thing up all the way.
Speaker B:Yes, he did.
Speaker B:That's all right.
Speaker B:I got.
Speaker B:I got box cutters right here.
Speaker B:I know how to use box cutters, baby.
Speaker A:I can hear me.
Speaker A:Can you probably get this tape off?
Speaker A:This is a challenge.
Speaker B:She had to go get her husband.
Speaker B:Look at that, Josh.
Speaker B:She had to go get her better half to open up the box.
Speaker C:Wait, is that a thing where people don't know how to use those?
Speaker B:It is a thing, Mama Letty, where people don't know how to use them.
Speaker B:Oh, I still can't get in the box.
Speaker C:Apparently, you're one of them.
Speaker B:Did you get a Jones?
Speaker C:I said you would need a knife.
Speaker C:Marty also said eat the big one first.
Speaker B:Oh, we're gonna eat the big one first, Marty.
Speaker B:We're absolutely gonna eat the big one first.
Speaker B:That's how we're gonna do this.
Speaker B:We.
Speaker B:We go straight for the big one because we.
Speaker D:Are you trying to suck up to me, Cass?
Speaker D:Is that what you're doing?
Speaker B:What's Cass saying over there now?
Speaker D:I think John should not eat these.
Speaker D:Give him a free pass Now.
Speaker B:John's absolutely eating it.
Speaker B:Cast John.
Speaker B:Is that.
Speaker B:I'm trying to smell it, and all I can smell is the jelly beans.
Speaker B:Like coffee jelly beans.
Speaker D:Mine smells like nothing.
Speaker B:Do you got the Rona?
Speaker B:Can you not smell?
Speaker D:No, I can smell, dude.
Speaker D:I just don't.
Speaker D:This smells like nothing to me.
Speaker B:It smell.
Speaker B:I smell the coffee.
Speaker B:Jelly beans.
Speaker B:Got it.
Speaker B:Oh, no.
Speaker B:Here we go.
Speaker B:You got any crackers of milk?
Speaker B:Half Flip man on standby.
Speaker D:Cass.
Speaker A:I know Flip man's ripping apart this.
Speaker D:Cass, you are literally laying it on too thick right now.
Speaker D:I told you that we would.
Speaker D:We would call a true for this episode, and we'll see how it goes.
Speaker B:Cash, you're going to have to calm down because John's going to have to freaking wake his wife up in the middle of night, so.
Speaker B:Baby, they talk too good to me now.
Speaker B:We're going to get freaky.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:All right, so we got black death, and we got to start with the big one.
Speaker A:What's black?
Speaker A:No, guys.
Speaker A:I hate sour.
Speaker A:I hate sour.
Speaker B:Flip.
Speaker B:All right, ladies and gentlemen, the count of three, we're all sticking this on our mouth.
Speaker B:Are you ready?
Speaker D:Do we suck on it or chew it?
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:Is that.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's hard.
Speaker B:So apparently we're gonna have to suck on it.
Speaker A:I'm good at that.
Speaker B:Do we have anything?
Speaker B:We got a box that we can spit in.
Speaker B:So we're gonna see who.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker B:What?
Speaker D:You good over there?
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Oh, you buy it.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker C:Marty did say to suck on it.
Speaker C:He said suck it.
Speaker A:I don't want to fall with.
Speaker A:I don't want to follow that.
Speaker C:Mark's regretting his choices now.
Speaker C:Did you say it's fizzy?
Speaker A:Huh?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Reacting in your mouth, like, burning for the people.
Speaker A:It's like burning.
Speaker A:No, it's, like, so sour that it's, like, burning, but it's, like, fizzing in your mouth.
Speaker B:I'm gonna puke.
Speaker A:And you can't swallow it because it's, like, fizzing.
Speaker B:You gotta swallow it.
Speaker B:Swallow.
Speaker B:Don't spit.
Speaker B:Do not be a spitter.
Speaker A:I'm swallowing.
Speaker B:Don't be a spitter.
Speaker B:John.
Speaker B:Swallow that.
Speaker A:I'm actually sweating like I'm trying to.
Speaker B:If I puke after this, I'm done.
Speaker B:Oh, Marty.
Speaker A:Don't make myself puke.
Speaker A:There's no way I can stream and smoke and do this.
Speaker B:Come on.
Speaker B:Oh, you gotta do it.
Speaker B:Come on.
Speaker B:Come on, Flip.
Speaker B:You got this.
Speaker B:We gotta keep.
Speaker A:I think I'm doing the best.
Speaker B:What are we talking about?
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker B:Oh, boy.
Speaker C:About, say, facial reaction wise.
Speaker A:I think y' all don't understand how.
Speaker C:Much I hate of nothing.
Speaker C:Mark, check your phone.
Speaker C:Said Marty.
Speaker B:I don't know Marty.
Speaker B:Oh, boy.
Speaker B:Really?
Speaker B:Marty, you son of a.
Speaker B:What the jelly beans.
Speaker B:We don't even know.
Speaker B:He just sent me an Image of which ones we got all the inside.
Speaker A:The outside had like a powder.
Speaker D:The vape did add flavor.
Speaker A:Oh, is that better?
Speaker B:Who's your daddy?
Speaker A:Well, it's actually better.
Speaker A:It kind of fills your mouth with flavor.
Speaker A:Yeah, John.
Speaker A:I feel like that's cheating, but.
Speaker B:Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker A:Worse, because I just spread the sour.
Speaker B:Chew it around.
Speaker B:Bite into that.
Speaker B:Bite into that.
Speaker A:Now, if I break, if I break.
Speaker B:My fake tooth, you're not gonna bite right into it.
Speaker B:Bite into it.
Speaker B:Can you not bite into it yet?
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker B:Flip.
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker B:Bite into it, John.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Look at that.
Speaker B:Look at the cream in that.
Speaker B:Look at the cream of that.
Speaker B:I'm gonna try.
Speaker B:Apparently Mark sucks the best, right?
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker B:I'm gonna try one of these jelly beans.
Speaker A:Oh, the inside's good.
Speaker B:Actually, that's a good jelly bean.
Speaker B:Oh, that helps.
Speaker B:When you guys done with that, eat a jelly bean.
Speaker C:Well, Marty did try telling you guys.
Speaker C:It helps in the comments.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, that's a good jelly bean.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker B:Oh, my God, dude, the burp.
Speaker B:The burp is even horrible.
Speaker A:I'm actually sweating.
Speaker B:The burp was incredible.
Speaker B:The burp had a sour taste to it.
Speaker A:Look at her showing off the mouth.
Speaker B:Let's go, Charles.
Speaker A:If it ends in y, I'll suck it.
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Dude.
Speaker B:How you doing, John?
Speaker D:I don't need no jelly beans.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:Lord have mercy.
Speaker A:Do you still have it in your mouth?
Speaker B:I, I, I'm all done.
Speaker B:I already chewed on.
Speaker B:I ate it.
Speaker B:I just chomped down on that.
Speaker B:Nah, no, I got good teeth.
Speaker C:I don't know if John's bleeding, Cass.
Speaker B:John's face is beat ass red right now.
Speaker B:John does look like John.
Speaker B:You gotta explain to us, how are you feeling over there?
Speaker A:The worst, like these are bean boozles.
Speaker A:So that's gonna be the worst one.
Speaker B:I hope so.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:I just ate my first jelly bean.
Speaker D:I am not eating the jelly beans.
Speaker D:I will beat this.
Speaker B:You sure about that, John?
Speaker B:How you feeling?
Speaker B:Did you bite it yet, John?
Speaker D:No, dude.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:You gotta bite it now.
Speaker B:You gotta bite it.
Speaker A:I'm saying Mark cheated, but I think actually suffering through it is worse than Mark just chewing it and gulping it like this is.
Speaker B:Bite it, John.
Speaker B:Come on.
Speaker B:Bite it.
Speaker B:Bite it, John, don't be a.
Speaker B:Bite it.
Speaker B:Oh, my God, no.
Speaker B:Because let me tell you what, I'm paying for it right now.
Speaker B:My stomach.
Speaker A:There's a giant spider on me.
Speaker B:John, bite it.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:Break that.
Speaker A:Guys, I think try your other side.
Speaker B:Of your mouth, bro.
Speaker D:I literally can't.
Speaker B:How can you not break that yet?
Speaker B:Excuse me.
Speaker B:Looks like a deer pellet, bro.
Speaker D:It's like rock hard.
Speaker D:I can't break it, dude.
Speaker B:I can't stop burping.
Speaker C:Lauren said man up, John.
Speaker D:Lauren, I'm trying, but it won't break.
Speaker B:Dude, we got Mama Letty over here freaking talking to us on the phone.
Speaker B:Like she's reading.
Speaker D:We should just keep.
Speaker D:Dude, we should just keep her on the phone for the whole episode and just have her read comments to us.
Speaker B:We have a comment reader.
Speaker D:Dude, it might be.
Speaker D:It won't break.
Speaker B:Come on, John, you can do it.
Speaker B:It isn't a jawbreaker.
Speaker A:Grind a break.
Speaker B:I'm gonna go for another jelly bean.
Speaker B:I'm scared.
Speaker C:Lauren said zero suck power for John.
Speaker B:I'm.
Speaker B:I'm gonna go for the red one.
Speaker D:Marty.
Speaker D:I love you, Marty.
Speaker B:You know, the last time.
Speaker A:Is this gonna cause stomach upset?
Speaker A:Like, am I gonna have, like, really up stomach tomorrow?
Speaker B:Not at all.
Speaker D:He does know how to swallow.
Speaker D:I knew that when I lived with him.
Speaker B:Zero suck powers.
Speaker B:Wild John.
Speaker B:I was able to bite mine, dude.
Speaker D:I can't, bro.
Speaker D:I've been stuck on it this whole time.
Speaker D:I can't break it.
Speaker A:Like, I broke it, but now it's stuck in my tulip.
Speaker C:I think the only thing we can tell you to do, John, is suck harder.
Speaker B:Yeah, okay.
Speaker B:Yeah, John, give it a good suck.
Speaker B:Can you.
Speaker B:Can you.
Speaker B:Can you give us a little noise with the sucking, though?
Speaker A:$5.
Speaker A:Sucky, sucky.
Speaker B:Listen.
Speaker B:All right, so John is still sucking on this thing.
Speaker B:I think it's only appropriate.
Speaker B:Listen, Mama Letty can stay on here.
Speaker B:We have another phone line open up.
Speaker B:I only feel like it's appropriate that somebody tries calling in and encourage John on sucking and biting down.
Speaker D:It might change your urine color to red.
Speaker C:Wait, what might change your urine color to red.
Speaker D:I love this already.
Speaker B:No way.
Speaker B:Hold on, I gotta look this up.
Speaker B:Now, what was this stuff called again?
Speaker D:Black Death Candy.
Speaker B:All right, hold on.
Speaker B:Well, Black Death Candy.
Speaker D:I broke it.
Speaker B:Did you?
Speaker B:About time.
Speaker B:Turn.
Speaker C:He did.
Speaker C:He did say might and then question mark.
Speaker B:You're in red.
Speaker B:Let's see here.
Speaker C:Cracked salt.
Speaker B:It's highly unlikely a Black Death candy will turn your urine red.
Speaker B:Red urine is more commonly associated with consuming red foods like beets, blackberries, rhubarb, or foods already finished coloring.
Speaker D:Hey, you know what you guys had.
Speaker B:In the middle of yours due to citric and malic acids.
Speaker D:You guys had in the middle of yours?
Speaker A:Kinda.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Mine like, something was kind of, like, softer in the middle.
Speaker D:Yeah, mine's solid through.
Speaker B:Yours is solid through?
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:How's yours Solid through?
Speaker B:Ours literally had a filling in the middle of it that fizzed right up.
Speaker D:I broke this in half in my mouth just now, and it's solid through.
Speaker D:There's no.
Speaker A:Yeah, I was falling.
Speaker A:Oh, my.
Speaker B:Oh, don't drop it.
Speaker B:You gotta finish it.
Speaker A:He's a spinner, y'.
Speaker B:All.
Speaker B:Damn.
Speaker B:How's yours?
Speaker B:Solid all the way through.
Speaker C:Lauren, the way you would do it is you would go to that website, you would type that code in, and there you go.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:So you put in the website.
Speaker B:You just gotta make sure you're wearing headphones.
Speaker B:You put in that website, and then you put.
Speaker B:They'll have a little box that says put in your code, and you put in that CT CTW4 code and you'll call right into the show.
Speaker D:Okay, Lauren.
Speaker D:I did that.
Speaker D:I did.
Speaker D:Lauren broke it, but it's not filled with anything like theirs.
Speaker D:Mine is solid.
Speaker B:What level of sour did you get?
Speaker B:I don't.
Speaker C:You've been told to suck it like you said.
Speaker A:Marty said.
Speaker A:Guide to the jelly beans.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:What level is that candy?
Speaker B:The Marty send you the guide to the jelly beans, John?
Speaker D:Yeah, he did.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:It does not say the level.
Speaker B:It just says Black death candy.
Speaker A:Does your tongue feel like you, like, burnt it?
Speaker A:Like you put it in, like a hot cup of tea or something?
Speaker A:Because my tongue, like, feels like the taste buds are burnt off.
Speaker B:No, my mouth just hurts like a.
Speaker A:But I hate sour, so maybe if.
Speaker D:I have my mouth doesn't hurt, dude.
Speaker D:It's just.
Speaker D:I can't break the last piece of this dude, already my tongue.
Speaker A:Oh, that number.
Speaker B:Marty, you.
Speaker B:Your tongue that came out bent on.
Speaker D:Lemonade and ready for practice later.
Speaker A:I think my tongue teeth wasn't ruined.
Speaker B:Flip the jelly bean.
Speaker B:Yeah, flip.
Speaker B:Eat a jelly bean.
Speaker A:Okay, what color y' all pick one of my people.
Speaker A:Pick a color.
Speaker B:All right, one of flips.
Speaker B:Flip.
Speaker B:You're not supposed to throw the jelly beans.
Speaker D:I got them.
Speaker D:I got them.
Speaker B:All right, One of flip people.
Speaker B:Go ahead and pick a color first.
Speaker D:What's this Pandemonium.
Speaker B:I ate a brown one.
Speaker A:A brown one?
Speaker A:Red.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:It could be pomegranate or old bandage.
Speaker B:Oh, that should be interesting.
Speaker B:Tastes like we're gonna find out.
Speaker B:Maybe.
Speaker D:Toning your hair.
Speaker A:That's worse than the candy.
Speaker B:Did you get an old bandage, I take it this is great.
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:All right, John's people.
Speaker B:John's people.
Speaker B:Pick a color.
Speaker A:I'm trying to swallow it whole.
Speaker A:I can't.
Speaker B:John's chat.
Speaker B:Pick a color.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker D:Green.
Speaker B:They're saying green.
Speaker A:Guys, that was.
Speaker D:That's either booger or juicy pear.
Speaker B:Booger's not bad.
Speaker A:That might have been the worst bean boodle boozle flavor I've had.
Speaker B:Is it gooey in the middle?
Speaker B:That's booger.
Speaker B:If it's gooey, it's booger.
Speaker A:Mine still is in my mouth.
Speaker D:I want compensation.
Speaker C:Of course.
Speaker C:You managed to get a coffee?
Speaker B:I did get a coffee.
Speaker B:It's so good.
Speaker A:Mark, do you have a red one?
Speaker A:That's actually the worst.
Speaker B:Thank you.
Speaker A:It tastes like.
Speaker A:It tastes like I eat, like, fermenting rotting fruit in a sock.
Speaker D:I have a red one.
Speaker A:Like, it smells how a football locker would.
Speaker D:Do you want me to eat my red one?
Speaker D:Clip?
Speaker A:If it's pomegranate, I'm throwing a fit, but yes.
Speaker B:Go for it, Johnny.
Speaker B:Eat a red one, man.
Speaker B:If I have to.
Speaker B:I gotta take my pouch out of my mouth.
Speaker B:Damn it.
Speaker B:All right, hold on.
Speaker B:Oh, dude, my stomach's turning right now.
Speaker D:Did you.
Speaker B:Did you get a sock one I've ever made?
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Is that the one you guys got right there, that red one?
Speaker A:Please tell me you got a nasty one, because it's actually disgusting.
Speaker D:Oh, God.
Speaker A:Dude, are you joking with me?
Speaker D:No, it's a old bandage.
Speaker D:You can, like, nasally up in, you know?
Speaker A:I don't know, but it tastes nasty, Mark.
Speaker A:It's the worst flavor I've ever had, y'.
Speaker B:All.
Speaker A:And I've done this multiple times.
Speaker A:Look at his face.
Speaker D:Swallowed.
Speaker B:Oh, hell no.
Speaker B:It stays.
Speaker A:It stays in your mouth.
Speaker A:Like it hasn't left.
Speaker A:It hasn't left the vape.
Speaker B:Doesn't matter.
Speaker A:Doesn't help.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Oh, hell no.
Speaker B:Yo, who I want to know, like, the people that create these jelly belly torture jelly beans.
Speaker B:Like, I want to know how their sessions go.
Speaker B:Like, do they sit around a table and go, how can we make people vomit today?
Speaker B:Let's make a jelly bean that tastes like vomit.
Speaker B:Let's go to a bar and find somebody who locally can get them shit face and have them vomit so we can smell and see how that vomit's made and then make a jelly bean that tastes like vomit and then a band aid.
Speaker B:Who we gonna have?
Speaker B:Like, who taste test, like, who sits.
Speaker A:There and taste test, like.
Speaker A:But I get, like, B.O.
Speaker A:and sweat and, like, rot.
Speaker B:Like, like, they gotta sit there and taste test this, right?
Speaker B:They have to.
Speaker B:You all right, John?
Speaker B:You all right there, John?
Speaker B:Is it the sour that's with you, or is it the band aid That's.
Speaker D:The band is worse than the band aid, bro.
Speaker D:The bandaid.
Speaker B:Dude, that is brutal.
Speaker B:Dude.
Speaker A:My tongue's burnt.
Speaker C:I was thinking one of the speckles, too, Lauren.
Speaker D:One of the speckles.
Speaker B:Yeah, Marty.
Speaker B:Okay, hold on one second.
Speaker B:So, Marty.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Marty, would that.
Speaker B:No audio available on your iPhone?
Speaker D:These nasty ones.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:You, too.
Speaker B:You two.
Speaker B:Hold on one second.
Speaker B:Marty, with those audio.
Speaker B:When it says no audio available, just hit that retry button and it actually works.
Speaker B:It actually works.
Speaker B:You just got to hit the retry button.
Speaker B:It will come through.
Speaker B:Can Mark see my comments?
Speaker B:You should do the hot pepper jelly beans.
Speaker B:Oh, I would absolutely do the hot pepper ones, Panda.
Speaker B:I absolutely would.
Speaker B:I did not ignore you, Panda.
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker B:Apparently, our.
Speaker B:Our comment reader is very quiet.
Speaker B:She's enjoying us being tortured right now.
Speaker C:It's kind of hard to talk over John and the Canadian.
Speaker A:Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker D:I'll shut the up.
Speaker A:Who's on the phone?
Speaker A:She just referred to as the Canadian.
Speaker D:Please.
Speaker A:Are you.
Speaker A:Is your face on camera?
Speaker A:Who are you, ma'?
Speaker A:Am?
Speaker A:Flip.
Speaker C:We've been in.
Speaker C:We've been in toxic boxes together.
Speaker B:Mama Letty's boot.
Speaker B:You and Mama Luddy have attacked each other so many times on toxic boxes.
Speaker B:It's great.
Speaker A:Let me live.
Speaker B:Dude, that bo.
Speaker B:That.
Speaker B:That.
Speaker B:That.
Speaker B:That.
Speaker B:That band aid is really horrible.
Speaker A:Can we switch?
Speaker A:Can we eat another one?
Speaker A:Like, this is terrible, y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker A:I hate this taste.
Speaker B:Go ahead, Pick your own colors, y'.
Speaker B:All.
Speaker B:I just.
Speaker B:I've already done two jelly beans.
Speaker D:I've done two as well, Mark.
Speaker B:I got a coffee and a sock.
Speaker B:What else did you get?
Speaker D:I got booger and bandage.
Speaker B:That's right.
Speaker D:And I guarantee.
Speaker D:I guarantee, bro, Marty put all nasty ones in here.
Speaker B:You think Marty only picked out all nasty ones?
Speaker C:Is that a blue and green speckled?
Speaker B:I'm waiting to see if Marty's calling Speckled in there.
Speaker B:Marty, try again.
Speaker B:Just hit that retry button.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:So this one's either stinky socks or 2D fruity.
Speaker A:That's what John and I have.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:Stink.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:Stinky sock is horrible.
Speaker B:I've had stinky sock before.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:Stinky sock will make you puke.
Speaker D:You would never do that, Marty.
Speaker D:I don't believe you.
Speaker B:Just go right into it.
Speaker B:Dive in my L. John, you got 2D fruity, didn't you?
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:She got sock.
Speaker B:She got the sock.
Speaker B:This is great.
Speaker A:This is.
Speaker D:Two guys One jelly bean.
Speaker A:All the bad ones.
Speaker A:I think I already handpicked the boxes, y'.
Speaker B:All.
Speaker D:I think he did, too.
Speaker A:He said give all the ones to her.
Speaker B:How's he gonna know, though?
Speaker B:Like, you really can't.
Speaker A:He contacted the company.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker B:He contacted a company.
Speaker B:I got these podcasters I really want to with and send them the worst jelly beans.
Speaker A:The red one, but it's bad.
Speaker B:Jelly roll to jelly bean.
Speaker B:I don't see you improving, Mark.
Speaker B:I know, Panda.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker B:It's horrible.
Speaker D:You know who that is?
Speaker B:I. I don't know.
Speaker B:Who?
Speaker B:Pandemonium.
Speaker D:She's blonde.
Speaker B:Oh, she was on our show.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:Oh, okay.
Speaker B:We gotta get her back on for another episode.
Speaker B:I know, dude, but no, listen, I am gonna improve soon, actually.
Speaker B:I'm gonna start using this on Tick Tock here soon.
Speaker B:Every morning I'm gonna do an half hour of riding this bad boy here.
Speaker B:I gotta lose 35 to 40 pounds.
Speaker D:Wait, do I have to eat all these jelly beans?
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A:No, not all of them, Please.
Speaker D:No, Seriously, Marty, do I need to eat all these jelly beans?
Speaker A:What's this black one?
Speaker A:Burnt rubber.
Speaker A:It says new.
Speaker B:All right, Flip, you want to find out what that black one is?
Speaker A:No.
Speaker D:Check my phone.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker B:All right, if Flips Chat wants her to try that black one, I need y' all to put one in the comment section.
Speaker B:If y' all want her to eat the black one, put one in the comment.
Speaker A:Before I do this, the good option is black liquor or licorice.
Speaker A:I hate black licorice.
Speaker C:Marty said all of them.
Speaker D:All of them.
Speaker B:And there's so many ones in there.
Speaker B:Flip, it looks like you're eating the black one.
Speaker D:Hold on, hold on.
Speaker C:I'll do a challenge.
Speaker B:Oh, so Marty wants us.
Speaker A:You gotta do it too.
Speaker A:Now we're all tied up.
Speaker A:Get a black boy.
Speaker B:Mark, I gotta work tomorrow.
Speaker A:Once you go black, you don't go back.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker A:Cheers.
Speaker D:Look at my African American over here.
Speaker B:Look at him.
Speaker B:Are you the greatest?
Speaker B:Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker B:Okay, what's the black one again?
Speaker A:What's the rubber?
Speaker A:It tastes like I licked someone's.
Speaker A:Like gasoline, dipstick.
Speaker C:Have you done that before?
Speaker B:No, but I think I'm just gonna watch.
Speaker B:I'm already barfing.
Speaker B:I'll let them get the monitor.
Speaker B:I went.
Speaker B:Last time I did this, I was sick for 24 hours.
Speaker A:You tell me that now.
Speaker B:Well, that was me.
Speaker B:I'm older.
Speaker B:Flip, you're young.
Speaker B:You're a kid.
Speaker D:Oh, God.
Speaker B:Burnt rubber.
Speaker A:Nicotine.
Speaker A:And coffee.
Speaker C:You just need to do two at once.
Speaker B:Two at once.
Speaker B:Oh, God.
Speaker B:Mama Letty.
Speaker B:The last one I did, the last challenge I did was on Tick Tock.
Speaker B:And every time I.
Speaker B:Someone won the wheel and I got one, and I did.
Speaker B:I ate the whole box.
Speaker B:But I did the whole box.
Speaker D:So this is either dead fish or strawberry banana smoothie.
Speaker C:You just need to do two at once, and then you can stop.
Speaker B:Tanilla's burning her skull.
Speaker A:John, which one are you doing?
Speaker D:It's either dead fish or strawberry banana.
Speaker D:And then this one is either liver, onions, or cappuccino.
Speaker B:Marty, Are you gonna try calling in Marty?
Speaker D:I'm gonna have a great time or I'm gonna have a bad day.
Speaker B:The cappuccino's really good.
Speaker B:That's what I had at first.
Speaker C:Lauren has said I've got three of them.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:I have.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:To see if they were bad.
Speaker A:Stink bug and toasted marshmallow.
Speaker B:Okay, I gotta send somebody our.
Speaker B:Our YouTube video here.
Speaker A:This is disgusting.
Speaker D:I'm gonna just stick both of them in my mouth and call it a day.
Speaker B:Are you not gonna finish the challenge yourself neither?
Speaker D:What do you mean?
Speaker D:You want me to eat all of them individually?
Speaker D:I thought he wanted us to do them together.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:We're in this together.
Speaker B:I'm already about to puke dead fish.
Speaker C:You said you can try and eat them.
Speaker B:I've.
Speaker B:I've tapped.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:I'm already starting to puke.
Speaker D:Yeah, that one.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker A:Oh, God.
Speaker A:Mama didn't raise the.
Speaker D:All right, ready?
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:I haven't got a good one yet.
Speaker B:What did you get that time?
Speaker A:Dead.
Speaker A:It tastes.
Speaker B:Flip.
Speaker B:Do you got a puke bucket at least next to you just in case?
Speaker B:No, you should have your better half.
Speaker B:Bring you a bucket.
Speaker C:Said eat them all at the same time.
Speaker B:You all want them to do a grand finale?
Speaker B:Y' all just want them to dump the whole bucket in their mouth and go to town.
Speaker C:I mean, I think the chest.
Speaker A:The other two have it.
Speaker A:This one actually.
Speaker C:I don't know yet.
Speaker A:It's the smell.
Speaker A:Like I smell my mouth.
Speaker D:Okay, Type one of the chat.
Speaker C:They should eat the rest of the box, guys.
Speaker D:And I got liver and onions.
Speaker B:Oh, boy.
Speaker D:You Marty.
Speaker B:So I think the Chad just wants y' all to drink the cube.
Speaker A:The fish was the worst, actually.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:The red one and then the fish, y'.
Speaker D:All.
Speaker B:My face.
Speaker B:My face is white as a ghost.
Speaker B:I don't know how you guys are doing this.
Speaker B:Kudos to both of you.
Speaker A:Oh, I.
Speaker A:My legs are covered in goosebumps.
Speaker A:Like I am.
Speaker A:Like, can you see I am not.
Speaker B:Well, I want to nominate my daughter to try eating one.
Speaker D:Oh, Marty's calling me.
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker A:Yeah, everyone called.
Speaker A:Marco, baby.
Speaker A:Hey.
Speaker D:I track I several times.
Speaker B:It's not working.
Speaker D:It's not working for you.
Speaker B:I don't know why it's not working.
Speaker B:Marty.
Speaker D:Mark, shut up.
Speaker D:I'm talking to my one sole benefactor.
Speaker B:I think you're gonna have to tell Marty how to get in here.
Speaker D:Do you want me to.
Speaker A:Anyone else want to call?
Speaker A:I have some people watching.
Speaker C:Wait, wait.
Speaker D:How much?
Speaker D:How much?
Speaker D:How much am I gonna get paid for?
Speaker D:This is the question.
Speaker C:Ask Marty if I can send him a screen recording of how to get in.
Speaker D:Send you a screen recording of how to get in.
Speaker B:You're cheating on him with Marty.
Speaker D:But it's for some reason I click on retry.
Speaker D:Retry.
Speaker D:Retry.
Speaker D:It doesn't work.
Speaker B:It must be his phone.
Speaker B:Did he try computer?
Speaker D:Did you try your computer or just the phone?
Speaker D:He tried both, dude.
Speaker B:Well, you could tell Marty right now my stomach is turning like a.
Speaker B:And I didn't do half the you guys.
Speaker D:So Mark's.
Speaker D:Mark's stomach is turning like a after eating two.
Speaker D:And flip.
Speaker D:Doesn't feel good.
Speaker D:But I'm over here right as rainbow.
Speaker D:I'll eat this whole box.
Speaker D:I don't give a.
Speaker A:Well, I'll do it.
Speaker C:Tell Marty.
Speaker C:Tell Marty to reach Try.
Speaker C:Tell Marty to retry the phone.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker D:Flip.
Speaker D:Do you have cash app.
Speaker D:I don't think they hear you or Benmo.
Speaker C:I'm going to say this to you because you can hear me.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Get Marty to retry the phone.
Speaker C:And at the bottom where the web address is, there might be a mic that's muted.
Speaker C:He just has to click that.
Speaker A:Or you can gift me on Tik Tok.
Speaker D:Or you could gift her on Tik.
Speaker C:Tok, she says, because that's what I had to do.
Speaker D:He said he can do that.
Speaker D:You're welcome.
Speaker D:I figured it out.
Speaker B:Is Marty listening to the stream?
Speaker B:Because Mama.
Speaker D:Well, hang the up on me and listen to Mama Letty, please.
Speaker B:All right, Mama Letty, in like five seconds, go ahead and explain to Marty how to call it, because this is good for anybody else that wants to try to call in, too.
Speaker D:All right, so check it.
Speaker C:Okay, so I know he's already gotten past the website, but you go to the website.
Speaker C:Website, you'll just have to put that code in that's on the screen when you do that, if you're on the phone.
Speaker C:I found that there's a spot.
Speaker B:That's what he's getting.
Speaker C:See the web address?
Speaker C:I hit retry on that one.
Speaker B:Yeah, he says he keeps hitting retry.
Speaker B:That's what I did when I got.
Speaker C:I was about to say I hit retry on that, and then I went to the web address, and I instantly was looking for the mic and seeing if it was muted because it was muted on my side.
Speaker B:Gotcha.
Speaker B:All right, Mama Letty.
Speaker B:Well, you listen to us as we tortured.
Speaker B:We're going to try open up the line so some of you other people can call in and laugh at us.
Speaker A:Still sweating.
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker D:My sister's calling me.
Speaker D:Yes, I am, Mama Lety.
Speaker B:Please call back in before the show ends.
Speaker C:Of course.
Speaker B:All right, byebye.
Speaker A:Hi, Mama Lety, whoever you are.
Speaker B:You know who she played in toxic boxes?
Speaker A:I know who she is.
Speaker D:She told me to unmute my mic so you guys could hear her.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:I do have all the bad ones.
Speaker D:You want them to see what you look like, too?
Speaker A:I still have nasty flavor in my mouth.
Speaker B:Hello?
Speaker B:The show's not working.
Speaker B:It hasn't been working all day.
Speaker B:I don't know what's going on.
Speaker B:Marty.
Speaker B:Marty.
Speaker B:Everybody else has no issues calling in.
Speaker B:All right, ladies and gentlemen, if you want to try calling in right now to give Flip some motivation just to eat the whole bin at once, call to the show right now.
Speaker B:Hit that call me dot com.
Speaker D:And.
Speaker B:Yep, just shot it.
Speaker B:Just shot it.
Speaker B:John will shoot it, too.
Speaker B:Are you ready?
Speaker B:Because I'm done.
Speaker B:But you guys get the monetary.
Speaker B:You ready?
Speaker B:And three, two, one, go.
Speaker B:All of it.
Speaker B:All of it.
Speaker B:All of it.
Speaker B:All of it, all of it.
Speaker B:Go, go, go, go, go.
Speaker B:And then chew it.
Speaker B:Go to.
Speaker B:Go to town.
Speaker B:Just go to town.
Speaker B:Go on.
Speaker B:Don't.
Speaker A:Flip, what are you doing?
Speaker B:Flip, what are you doing?
Speaker A:Flip, spit it out.
Speaker B:John is still going like a champ.
Speaker B:John is taking it all in the mouth.
Speaker A:Mark, I didn't even mean to do that.
Speaker B:John is taking it all the mouth.
Speaker B:Flip is putting it back in.
Speaker B:It fell out of her mouth.
Speaker B:She's going in.
Speaker B:I don't know if John's gonna survive this.
Speaker B:Flip is almost puking.
Speaker B:John is getting there.
Speaker D:You can see it in his face.
Speaker B:This is great.
Speaker B:Flip, are you good over there?
Speaker B:Flip?
Speaker B:Is Flip puking?
Speaker A:I just peed on my table.
Speaker B:Flip has vomited on her table.
Speaker B:Flip has vomited.
Speaker B:John is ready to vomit.
Speaker B:You can see John is.
Speaker B:John is chewing so slowly right now like John is ready to puke like John.
Speaker D:If you don't Shut the up and let me focus on not puking.
Speaker D:That'd be great, bruh.
Speaker B:They are.
Speaker B:They are indeed.
Speaker B:Right now, Flip has vomited already.
Speaker B:John can feel it just rising from his throat right now.
Speaker B:The vomit feeling is so real.
Speaker A:I don't know what's worse.
Speaker A:The fact that they're all probably gross flavors of the fact that I hate jelly beans.
Speaker A:That makes me want to puke.
Speaker A:And I'm not even.
Speaker B:I mean, it's.
Speaker B:How's it feeling, John?
Speaker B:Are you all right, John?
Speaker D:It's not good.
Speaker B:Why we got nobody calling into the show right now?
Speaker B:Y' all know how to call into the show.
Speaker B:Call us in right now.
Speaker B:Motivator.
Speaker B:Flip just puked on idea.
Speaker A:What was in there?
Speaker A:I had predominantly, like.
Speaker A:I think it was liver taste.
Speaker A:And I did good.
Speaker A:Like, I put them back in there, and I really tried not to puke.
Speaker A:And then I cracked one of them, and it was just.
Speaker A:Just pure.
Speaker A:That red one again.
Speaker A:And I just.
Speaker A:I started gagging and choking.
Speaker B:Dear God.
Speaker B:John has that face of, what if aliens are real, but they already dead.
Speaker B:I gotta give kudos to him, y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker B:I gotta admit, I tapped out.
Speaker B:I'm a. I'm a. I'll admit it on stream.
Speaker B:I'm a. I will give them credit.
Speaker B:I will give them credit.
Speaker B:Where Credit, Sue.
Speaker B:Although Flip did puke, so I don't think she sold the beans.
Speaker B:John.
Speaker B:John is the only one out of this whole train that swallowed the beans.
Speaker A:More than you before I even attempted to shot glass.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker B:No, no, no.
Speaker B:I'm saying you.
Speaker B:You ate more than me.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:No, I already admitted I'm a.
Speaker B:But I'm saying, out of everybody in here, I would say John won because he legitimately swallowed.
Speaker A:Walmart.com and not going to Walmart.
Speaker A:Serious question.
Speaker B:Did you hear that?
Speaker B:I have ordered off.
Speaker B:Why does it.
Speaker B:She just called it a show.
Speaker B:But yes, I have ordered off Wall Hill.
Speaker D:He has.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Because he can buy the spicy one.
Speaker D:We're not doing spicy on the show.
Speaker D:To know.
Speaker A:No, in his own time.
Speaker D:Oh, in his own time.
Speaker B:I've done the spicy one.
Speaker B:It's actually pretty good.
Speaker A:It's not.
Speaker A:I have the.
Speaker D:Dude, I'm.
Speaker B:John is a master at swallowing.
Speaker B:He absolutely is.
Speaker D:I tried Nexus get extra for doing that and not vomiting, bro.
Speaker B:You were ready to, though.
Speaker B:You gotta admit, though, dude, you were feeling that, right?
Speaker D:It was like, right here, buddy.
Speaker B:That was like.
Speaker B:It was bad.
Speaker D:Is my kid still Amelia.
Speaker B:Folks, I'm waiting for someone to call in right now, guys.
Speaker A:One of the Ladies, call in.
Speaker A:One of my girlies wants somebody watching.
Speaker B:Yeah, then we had.
Speaker B:Didn't you have someone from Australia that wanted to call it at one time?
Speaker A:Yeah, I don't think they're in there right now.
Speaker D:You know where I live.
Speaker B:Get you people to call in here, Flip.
Speaker B:Get you people to call in here.
Speaker A:Oh, my God, guys.
Speaker A:I just died for y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker A:Call in.
Speaker A:Come say hi.
Speaker B:You know what's funny is I'm literally feeling like I'm gonna puke.
Speaker B:And I only had two jelly beans in that sour thing, but that sour thing really me, I guess just not Mark.
Speaker A:Anybody but Mark.
Speaker B:School off Tenille.
Speaker D:He said off.
Speaker B:I know where you live.
Speaker D:He knows where.
Speaker B:I can throw you out the window.
Speaker B:You can go in the river.
Speaker D:Out the window and you'll go in the river.
Speaker A:That's fine.
Speaker A:He can enjoy climbing three flights of stairs.
Speaker B:Oh, that's right.
Speaker B:God damn it.
Speaker D:I climbed up three flights of stairs and snuck into her house, and she didn't even know I was there.
Speaker B:You are all amazing.
Speaker B:Well, except Mark.
Speaker B:I think he was experiencing jelly bean.
Speaker B:I was Marty.
Speaker B:Bad.
Speaker D:Marty.
Speaker D:Just give me Mark's money, please.
Speaker B:I was bad because I'd done this.
Speaker B:I've done these.
Speaker B:I did the Harry Potter ones.
Speaker B:I did the Harry Potter ones, and those were brutal.
Speaker B:I did those ones, and every time someone landed on the wheel.
Speaker B:So originally on Tick Tock, one of the things I did was.
Speaker B:Was people would get points in my stream when they gifted stuff like that and they could spin a wheel, and if they won the jackpot, I had to do the punishment.
Speaker B:We went through a whole box of the Harry Potter in an hour, and it was.
Speaker B:It was bad.
Speaker D:I'm gonna go grab a drink.
Speaker D:I'll be.
Speaker A:Fill us some water.
Speaker B:Go ahead.
Speaker B:Go get your drinks, y'.
Speaker B:All go get your drinks.
Speaker D:I was gonna force my 9 year old to do it for me, but she's after you.
Speaker A:You puke and you have, like, that cold sweat.
Speaker B:Oh, Flip's got to bring her phone with her while she goes to get a drink.
Speaker A:All right, Chad, I. I do everything on live.
Speaker A:I'm used to this.
Speaker A:Let's go.
Speaker B:All right, Chad, if y' all want right now, telling you right now, all you got to do to call into the show is if you're using your phone, just wear headphones, go to your phone browser, type in callme road.com and then you type in the code CTC TW4 and you automatically connect to the show.
Speaker B:I'll get a little thing here that Brings you in.
Speaker B:Just put your name on there so you'll have a spot for you to type in your name.
Speaker B:So that way there might so that way there.
Speaker B:I know who's calling in?
Speaker B:Lauren Chester says lame.
Speaker B:What's lame, Lauren?
Speaker B:What's lame there, Lauren?
Speaker B:What's lame?
Speaker B:Oh, John, you.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker B:You still look like you're dying.
Speaker B:Am I gonna get.
Speaker B:Am I gonna get a phone call from you tomorrow morning?
Speaker B:Say, dude, after the stream, I got off and I puked my brains.
Speaker D:No, dude, no, no.
Speaker D:I mean, I think.
Speaker D:I'm pretty sure one of those jelly beans I ate was vomit flavored.
Speaker B:But you know, the vomit one's so horrible.
Speaker D:Dude, I know.
Speaker B:Yeah, the vomit one.
Speaker B:Like, dude, that's why I was talking like, oh, you got a nice little popsicle there to get that flavor.
Speaker B:Your phone doesn't have a headphone jack.
Speaker B:Well, Lauren, you could try calling in without the headphones.
Speaker B:I just think there's a minor echo with me.
Speaker B:Go ahead and try last.
Speaker B:Last few people have tried it.
Speaker B:There's been an echo feedback.
Speaker B:But go ahead and give it a shot without the headphones.
Speaker D:Sierra, don't be a bum.
Speaker D:Get out of your bed.
Speaker D:Go get.
Speaker B:I have not tried the little nitro.
Speaker B:But we won't do.
Speaker B:We won't do spicy on the show anymore because I've almost killed John at least a hundred times by doing spicy challenges and his wife.
Speaker B:His wife won't let me do the spicy anymore.
Speaker D:If there's money involved with it, Dallas, I would do it.
Speaker B:That'd probably be just extra salty, wouldn't it?
Speaker B:That'd just be a really salty jelly bean.
Speaker B:That'd be really salty.
Speaker B:Especially if it was a filled condom.
Speaker B:Quite gooey and salty.
Speaker B:It would be an interesting jelly bean there.
Speaker A:It's marshmallow.
Speaker B:Holy may.
Speaker B:Maybe it'll help, folks that I knew this punishment was going to be brutal.
Speaker B:So we didn't plan too, too much for this show.
Speaker B:But let's go ahead.
Speaker B:Maybe.
Speaker B:Maybe it'll help people know that they can call it.
Speaker B:If we go to the big screen like this.
Speaker B:Now they know they can call in.
Speaker D:I'll put some slap your mamas in there for you and some children and let you work out the now they.
Speaker B:Know they can call into the show.
Speaker B:Flip's like, oh, now I gotta readjust my camera, cuz mark done it up on me.
Speaker A:Sorry.
Speaker D:How you feeling again?
Speaker A:Hold on.
Speaker D:I feel even with this popsicle, I can still taste the jelly beans.
Speaker B:Oh, there she goes.
Speaker B:I didn't see her clean up her Desk.
Speaker B:She told us she puked on her desk.
Speaker A:Hey, I folded a napkin.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Like this.
Speaker A:And I really tried not to.
Speaker A:Like, I really didn't want to puke.
Speaker A:But the word, the one I chomped into, like, at first, it was like, that initial, and I didn't mean to spit them out, so I put them back in, and I did try, and then once I broke that one, like I said, I just started gagging, and it was.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:So, John, how's it feel to now be the third ugliest person on here tonight?
Speaker D:Feels pretty good.
Speaker D:Thank you.
Speaker B:You know, it's funny, though, is the vomiting.
Speaker B:I see the thing is, she vomited so little.
Speaker B:Yeah, we can't do that.
Speaker B:Call in like that.
Speaker B:It does cover the person on the bottom of the screen.
Speaker B:I'll have to fix that.
Speaker B:But, like, the I got you flip.
Speaker B:I got you.
Speaker A:It's okay.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker A:Hi, John.
Speaker A:John, I don't think you're the third ugliest person on the screen.
Speaker B:She's got the thing, the audio visualizer.
Speaker B:Let me shut that off.
Speaker B:There we go.
Speaker D:No, d. I know you're joking, buddy.
Speaker B:All right, so, like, I don't.
Speaker B:So the funny.
Speaker B:Her puke was so tiny.
Speaker B:Like, if I was to eat that and I was a puke.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker B:I have to hire someone to clean my carpet because I'm such a projectile.
Speaker B:Like, I'm going full.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:If you want the truth, it came out the jelly beans, and then a bunch of liquid came out, like, just, like, a bunch of.
Speaker A:Just water that I've been chugging.
Speaker B:Well, I can only imagine that.
Speaker B:That sour thing, like, right now, and I suffer from acid reflux.
Speaker B:I am.
Speaker B:I took vomitidine about a half hour before the show, so I can only imagine that I'm gonna have to take a pantry Brazil before I go to bed to help this out, because, yeah, that sour is gonna eat away at our stomachs tonight.
Speaker B:What freaking jelly beans were there?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker D:You missed us eating a really sour ball thing that we had to chew with our teeth and break it, and it was all those nasty flavored jelly beans.
Speaker B:So, Dallas, we got the Black Death candy, which is supposedly an extreme sour candy.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker B:And then when we bit into it, it literally foamed up in my mouth and in flips.
Speaker B:John didn't foam, though, which is interesting.
Speaker B:John did not.
Speaker A:Foam was bad because it made it hard to, like, swallow, like, for the first, like, 20 seconds.
Speaker A:You just have to let it, like, live in your mouth and just.
Speaker B:This sounds so bad.
Speaker B:Well, okay, after.
Speaker A:After Marty My tongue.
Speaker A:It was hard to swallow because there was so much foam.
Speaker A:John.
Speaker B:And then.
Speaker B:And then these.
Speaker B:I don't.
Speaker B:He didn't put.
Speaker B:Oh, wait, yeah.
Speaker B:We don't even got what Jelly belt.
Speaker B:What Jelly bean torture this one is.
Speaker B:But I'll name off the flavors.
Speaker B:Chat.
Speaker B:So the flavors that we all had were either burnt rubber, licorice, stink bug, toasted marshmallow, wet dog, top banana, dead fish, strawberry, banana smoothie, stinky socks, tutti frutti, old bandage.
Speaker B:That was nasty as.
Speaker D:Yes, it was.
Speaker B:Pomegranate toothpaste.
Speaker B:That was not bad.
Speaker B:Berry blue, liver and onions.
Speaker B:Cappuccino.
Speaker B:That one's good.
Speaker B:Barf.
Speaker B:That one.
Speaker B:Oh, that's horrible.
Speaker B:Peach booger and juicy pear.
Speaker A:I don't think I had a good one unless it was, like, in the end mouthful.
Speaker A:But you couldn't tell it was good at that point because there were so many bad flavors.
Speaker B:Like, I can't wait to clip these ones.
Speaker B:My face alone is gonna be horrible.
Speaker B:John.
Speaker B:John's clip is going to be great because John.
Speaker B:The way John took it was amazing.
Speaker B:I got to give it up to John because John was like.
Speaker B:Like, dying.
Speaker D:He's like.
Speaker B:And as much as I was talking about him puking, John's like, you shut.
Speaker D:Yo, what's up, star?
Speaker D:Welcome in.
Speaker B:He was getting so aggravated with me just talking about the puking.
Speaker B:It was great.
Speaker B:So what, Birdie bots?
Speaker B:Every flavor?
Speaker D:Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker D:Pretty much.
Speaker D:So, like, let me just bring you through the process in my head while I was chewing that massive amount of jelly beans.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:How did you talk yourself through this journey?
Speaker D:I don't want to puke on camera because I do enough stupid on the show that if I puke, they're going to want me to puke every week, and I don't want to do that.
Speaker D:That's very not good.
Speaker D:You kept talking about puke, and it made me want to puke even more, which is why I, like, shut the up and let me just do this.
Speaker B:You know how good the clip would have been, though, if you puked?
Speaker B:I've already got flavor.
Speaker A:Yeah, I still have a flavor in my mouth.
Speaker A:Yeah, y'.
Speaker D:All.
Speaker A:Like, this is.
Speaker A:You can probably see the jelly beans projectile out of my mouth, too, Mark.
Speaker A:Like, it's probably not cute.
Speaker B:No, we didn't get that.
Speaker B:No, you were off camera when you did.
Speaker B:We.
Speaker B:I got the jelly beans.
Speaker B:When they fell out of your mouth.
Speaker B:Yeah, at first.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:I'm so clipping that.
Speaker B:And we're gonna make a nice little reverse forward Reverse type of thing with that.
Speaker B:It's gonna be good.
Speaker D:All the clips says Star.
Speaker B:All the clips.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Hopefully y' all clipped on Twitch, too.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker D:If you guys don't know, Star is actually my number one moderator on Twitch.
Speaker B:Let's go, homie.
Speaker D:For life.
Speaker A:I got Mark's bandage reaction.
Speaker A:The bandage was the worst.
Speaker A:It really was to try the band, and I made them try because it was so bad.
Speaker D:You want to see John and Mark share a Twizzler?
Speaker B:We can do that next time we're live.
Speaker A:Is that like a lady in a trip?
Speaker B:We're just.
Speaker B:We're just.
Speaker B:We're just not meeting lips.
Speaker B:I am not meeting lips.
Speaker B:John knows how I feel about that.
Speaker B:Will not be lips.
Speaker B:John knows I can't.
Speaker B:Nope.
Speaker B:Oh, speaking of, I do want to say something very interesting, though, y'.
Speaker B:All.
Speaker B:Something really cool for John and I. John and I are gonna have to clean up our language.
Speaker B:We did get.
Speaker B:I am still being contacted by the Patriot Prayer Network, who still wants John and I to do one show a week on live tv.
Speaker D:No vaping, no drinking.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker D:No foul language.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:So it's going to be interesting, but I think John and I could do it.
Speaker B:We'll bring in different people of every walks of life, and I think what we're going to do is just talk about the daily struggles of what people go through and stuff like that.
Speaker B:I think it'll be a kind of an interesting show because everybody lives different lives.
Speaker B:Everybody has different, you know, thought process, everything.
Speaker B:So we.
Speaker B:I don't know about the tumor down.
Speaker D:Goofy to expect that.
Speaker D:Yeah, no, Darth, I know what you're saying.
Speaker B:Are you talking about me down in regards to the.
Speaker D:Oh, no, no, no, no.
Speaker D:It's.
Speaker D:It's a running.
Speaker D:So downs.
Speaker D:I'll tell you this story.
Speaker D:You know what?
Speaker D:Downs, you.
Speaker D:Everyone's gonna know this story now.
Speaker D:I was on the phone with him one day.
Speaker D:He was at his hotel when he was traveling for his job.
Speaker D:Now he stays in his hometown or whatever, and he's like, oh, dude, my tumor is really bothering me.
Speaker D:I was like, dude, you got got.
Speaker D:You got cancer.
Speaker D:You got tumor.
Speaker D:What the are you talking about?
Speaker B:Oh, hold on a minute.
Speaker B:John, the wife is in here.
Speaker B:What was in the box, babe?
Speaker B:There was something in the box.
Speaker B:It was called Black death.
Speaker B:Black Death candy.
Speaker B:It was a super sour, big ass candy a little bit bigger than the fireballs.
Speaker B:It was horrible.
Speaker B:When I bit into it, I foamed like my mouth foamed up.
Speaker A:Up.
Speaker D:He looked like he had rabies.
Speaker B:It was.
Speaker B:It Was so hard to swallow, but I. I had nothing to spit, so I had to swallow.
Speaker B:Flips foamed.
Speaker B:She foamed up.
Speaker B:Not.
Speaker B:Probably not as bad as my foam.
Speaker B:And then John had a straight solid one with no foaming sour.
Speaker B:And like, we kept telling the bite into.
Speaker B:He's like, I can't.
Speaker B:Well, you gotta bite into it.
Speaker B:And John's like, I can't.
Speaker B:So we kind of find out his is pure solid.
Speaker B:And then Marty sent the jelly beans of death.
Speaker B:The jelly belly beans.
Speaker B:I still have a bunch because I have bad.
Speaker B:Well, I guess you could say Marty said jelly bean.
Speaker B:PTSD from when I did this.
Speaker B:John and Flip did a super shot and ate all at once.
Speaker B:Flip vomited.
Speaker B:She puked on Cam and John.
Speaker B:John almost puked, but John survived.
Speaker B:But he's still looking white as a ghost over there.
Speaker D:That's just my natural color.
Speaker B:And, John, I had to cut you off, but I know she's working, so that's why I cut you off.
Speaker D:No, it's fine.
Speaker B:Tell your story.
Speaker D:So anyway, he was talking about, oh, my tumor hurts and whatnot.
Speaker D:And I was like, I was genuinely concerned for this man.
Speaker D:And so I look over at my phone because I was doing something on my PC, and, yo, star, thanks for that sub, bro.
Speaker D:I appreciate that.
Speaker D:That.
Speaker D:But anyway, so I look over my phone.
Speaker D:This got his nut sack in his hand, just going like.
Speaker D:Like what?
Speaker D:So he got me to look at his nuts inadvertently.
Speaker D:So now there's that gay thing about me.
Speaker D:And now anytime he can bring it up, dude, anytime.
Speaker D:My tumor, it hurts.
Speaker B:So I guess you have to help massage his tumor then.
Speaker D:Oh, yeah, dude.
Speaker D:100.
Speaker D:I massage the out of that.
Speaker D:You know what I mean?
Speaker B:You're gonna have to massage the hell out of that tumor.
Speaker B:I am very amazed that no one's called in except for Mama Letty.
Speaker B:Mama Letty is the only person has called in.
Speaker D:They probably can't figure it out.
Speaker D:It's complicated, dude.
Speaker D:I couldn't figure it out for the longest time.
Speaker B:Really?
Speaker B:You?
Speaker D:It took me 20 minutes to get in there and call you.
Speaker B:You put in the website and you enter a code.
Speaker B:It's not that hard.
Speaker D:I'm an idiot.
Speaker B:It's not rocket science.
Speaker D:I'm an idiot.
Speaker B:Yeah, true.
Speaker D:Look at the dumb I do for the show.
Speaker B:What are you drinking right now?
Speaker B:You got cola going on over there?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker D:Iced tea, baby.
Speaker B:Iced tea.
Speaker B:Is the iced tea helping with the stomach settling at all?
Speaker D:It is.
Speaker B:Oh, Marty's calling in.
Speaker B:Marty.
Speaker D:Hello?
Speaker B:Marty, we hear you.
Speaker D:You can hear me?
Speaker B:We can Just mute our stream so we're not hearing ourselves.
Speaker D:Oh, sorry.
Speaker B:Wow.
Speaker D:That's okay.
Speaker B:Super delayed.
Speaker B:Well, Marty, what's going on?
Speaker A:I like watching it back in the.
Speaker D:Oh, you know what the issue was?
Speaker B:What's the issue?
Speaker D:You gave me a different code.
Speaker B:I told you.
Speaker B:CTC TW4.
Speaker D:No, you told me CTS E4.
Speaker B:Oh, well, I guess that's why it didn't work.
Speaker D:And just so you guys know, in chat, another person can call in.
Speaker D:We have two people capabilities now.
Speaker B:We do.
Speaker B:Two people can call in at once.
Speaker B:And if Marty can figure it out, anybody can figure.
Speaker B:Anybody can.
Speaker B:No, I'm gonna try turning down Marty's audio just a little bit.
Speaker D:He's a little.
Speaker B:What's up?
Speaker D:Am I too loud?
Speaker D:I love you.
Speaker B:Yeah, I mean, you're beautiful.
Speaker D:I mean, you're cute.
Speaker D:I mean.
Speaker B:Marty, try talking now.
Speaker D:No, I don't want to talk anymore.
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker B:There's a.
Speaker B:Are you calling us from your computer or your phone?
Speaker D:My phone.
Speaker D:I could talk to the computer one working.
Speaker D:It didn't find my microphone interesting.
Speaker B:Am I gonna have to connect to your computer at your home and fix that for you?
Speaker D:Listen, Janelle, you hop the off, my man.
Speaker B:Fly there.
Speaker B:I can just connect remotely.
Speaker B:Marty, I don't think my wife would like it if I went to Minnesota.
Speaker D:I appreciated it.
Speaker A:My stomach is just flipping.
Speaker D:Well, it makes sense.
Speaker D:Flip.
Speaker D:Your name is Flip.
Speaker B:That is true.
Speaker D:Dude, I'm still sweating profusely.
Speaker A:I'm so.
Speaker A:I'm sweating like.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Marty, how does.
Speaker B:How does it feel to almost.
Speaker D:I affect women that way.
Speaker B:Marty, how does it feel to almost kill all three people on this panel tonight?
Speaker D:Oh, you weren't gonna die.
Speaker D:You're just gonna suffer.
Speaker B:I'm afraid my acid reflex is gonna kill me later on tonight.
Speaker D:Marty, why was mine rock solid, bro?
Speaker B:Don't use me as an excuse.
Speaker B:The wife.
Speaker B:I have no idea.
Speaker D:They were all supposed to be cream filled.
Speaker D:Yeah, well, mine wasn't.
Speaker B:Oh, wait a minute.
Speaker D:To use your own cream next time.
Speaker B:So wait.
Speaker B:So wait a minute.
Speaker B:All these were cream?
Speaker B:There was.
Speaker B:So it literally said cream filled on the ball.
Speaker B:On the.
Speaker B:On the candy.
Speaker D:Yeah, it was supposed to be some kind of, like, cream.
Speaker B:That candy was.
Speaker B:That was probably the worst sour candy I've ever had.
Speaker B:And that was probably worse than what your wife wanted me to try.
Speaker B:Joe.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:Thanks for the available in the world.
Speaker D:I need mama lady to get back in.
Speaker D:I need.
Speaker D:I need our chat caller outer.
Speaker D:I can't keep looking over.
Speaker B:Give your mama Letty to call in and read out the chat, Mama.
Speaker D:Letty, can you please call back in and read out chat, please?
Speaker D:I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:All I know is my.
Speaker B:My stomach's turning and I only had two jelly beans and the sour candy, and my stomach is in rumbles.
Speaker B:I can only imagine how John and Flip are doing right now.
Speaker A:I also thought about that one.
Speaker A:Like, I kind of did what John did, where I was like, I don't want to puke.
Speaker A:And I really did fight it for a minute.
Speaker A:And then I also was like, did think about that, where I was like, hey, then you're gonna have to live with you swallowing it.
Speaker A:You having it, like potentially fingering your throat to make yourself puke in the future.
Speaker A:I was like, we're just gonna not do this now.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker D:Wait.
Speaker D:Fingering, swallowing.
Speaker A:What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker D:Do you have any moderators on Kick?
Speaker B:I do, but she's not on right now.
Speaker B:But I can block him from here.
Speaker D:You better.
Speaker B:I just blocked him.
Speaker A:Damn, John.
Speaker D:Oh, you don't understand.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker D:Hatred.
Speaker D:Ready, John, for graphic design.
Speaker B:Hold on, John.
Speaker B:Let me.
Speaker B:All right, John.
Speaker B:Well, we learned that the sensor doesn't really work.
Speaker B:Yes, John, this kind of thing, censor yourself out a little bit, but go ahead and Adam, just censor yourself.
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker D:Deny.
Speaker D:AK DS Core Fit.
Speaker D:Run.
Speaker D:Com.
Speaker D:Thank you for your follow on Kick.
Speaker D:We appreciate that.
Speaker D:You stupid graphic designing schlob.
Speaker D:I'm not giving you nothing for nothing.
Speaker D:You're not worth our time.
Speaker D:Everything we do, we can do ourselves.
Speaker D:We don't need to pay some schlub to do it.
Speaker B:John, how does that do you feel Better?
Speaker D:No, No.
Speaker D:I didn't get to say what I really wanted to say because we're live and.
Speaker B:We'Re trying not to give me banned this time.
Speaker D:I can't believe you actually looked it up.
Speaker B:What's that, Marty?
Speaker D:What, buddy?
Speaker D:I can't believe you actually looked it up.
Speaker B:What?
Speaker B:Black death.
Speaker D:Yeah, see if your urine is going to turn red.
Speaker B:You may listen.
Speaker B:Dude, I had to know.
Speaker A:Listen, Marty, even I knew that that was a lie.
Speaker B:What's up, Haley?
Speaker D:Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker D:Wait, wait.
Speaker D:Ready?
Speaker D:What?
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker D:Haley.
Speaker A:Hi.
Speaker A:Welcome in.
Speaker D:We appreciate you being here.
Speaker D:You're absolutely the best.
Speaker D:Oh, my God, guys, you're just.
Speaker A:You're really making my day.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:At least I don't have to do dumb to get paid.
Speaker D:Oh, wow.
Speaker A:Who said that?
Speaker D:Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker D:You're a tick tock person.
Speaker D:You do dumb every Day by being online.
Speaker A:I don't do dumb.
Speaker A:I don't do punishment battles.
Speaker A:I don't do a agency.
Speaker D:It's saying unavailable to call in.
Speaker D:Mark, you probably only have the one person thing going right now.
Speaker B:No, no, I got.
Speaker B:I got both lines opened up.
Speaker B:Be cheap.
Speaker D:Be sure to talk in chat and hit that sub button.
Speaker D:And if you donate, Donald Trump will thank you personally.
Speaker D:After donation, wait three minutes for video to appear.
Speaker B:The code is wrong.
Speaker B:Really?
Speaker B:Maybe that's what I said.
Speaker B:It is the CTS W4, huh?
Speaker B:It ain't CTC, right?
Speaker B:It's CTST.
Speaker B:That's why.
Speaker B:That's why.
Speaker B:Let me fix the damn code and I'll put up a better image.
Speaker B:Mama Letty had the other code when I was.
Speaker B:When I had Sully in here.
Speaker B:I'll fix it right now.
Speaker B:God damn it.
Speaker B:Let's see.
Speaker B:Listen, folks, I. I don't have any help setting up the show.
Speaker B:I'm a one man person.
Speaker B:John's freaking awesome.
Speaker B:John is pure town.
Speaker D:I got you.
Speaker D:I got you.
Speaker D:You ready?
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker D:Listen, guys.
Speaker D:Listen, y'.
Speaker D:All.
Speaker D:My name's the Mark G Show, and I'm a one man show.
Speaker D:I do it all myself.
Speaker D:I have no help over here, brother.
Speaker B:Whoever just tried calling, call back in.
Speaker B:There we go.
Speaker D:Whoever just tried calling, call back in.
Speaker D:I give 100 US caller, you're on here with John and us.
Speaker C:Damn it, Mark.
Speaker D:Damn it, Mark.
Speaker B:CTSW 4.
Speaker B:There we go.
Speaker B:Let me fix this damn image.
Speaker D:It wasn't me, it was Mark.
Speaker D:Apparently, Haley, apparently Donald Trump will thank you personally.
Speaker D:I don't know Donald Trump.
Speaker B:Well, Donald Trump will when I'm live using obs, not when I'm doing this.
Speaker D:You should disable the.
Speaker A:I think I.
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker B:Why is that?
Speaker D:I'm stressing her out.
Speaker A:I'm gonna go fill up the bing bong.
Speaker A:Give me a.
Speaker B:Why can I not freaking download my image file now?
Speaker D:I don't know.
Speaker C:You're having all types of issues tonight.
Speaker B:I am.
Speaker B:I absolutely am.
Speaker B:I'm trying to download the PNG file and it won't let me download it.
Speaker B:I will figure this out here in a second.
Speaker B:John, what the hell are you doing?
Speaker D:You can always make another new graphic.
Speaker D:What?
Speaker D:Oh, sorry.
Speaker B:What the hell is you.
Speaker D:I was using a toothpick on my teeth for the chili beans, and I didn't want to be rude.
Speaker B:What the fuck?
Speaker B:Where the hell did John go?
Speaker D:My bad.
Speaker C:I think we definitely need to get three people to get the gummy bear.
Speaker B:No, we cannot do the gummy bear on the Show.
Speaker D:Yeah, we don't do the spicy anymore.
Speaker D:My wife forbade it.
Speaker B:Yep, his wife absolutely kick my ass.
Speaker D:If I get him spicy.
Speaker D:Her words, not mine.
Speaker B:Yep, she absolutely.
Speaker D:And you don't want to make my wife angry.
Speaker D:She's a very scary lady when she's angry.
Speaker B:Yes, I think.
Speaker B:I think any man has a scary wife when they get angry.
Speaker D:Oh, dude, you ain't lying.
Speaker D:I don't.
Speaker D:Shut up, Marty.
Speaker D:You're a kid.
Speaker B:Oh, man, I am playing.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker D:You're playing Call of Duty sexual man.
Speaker D:Yo, we should link up and, you know, play some cod.
Speaker D:I bet you I'm better than you.
Speaker D:What the 1v1 me use Ben instead of toothpick.
Speaker D:I mean, if he was here, I probably would.
Speaker C:Why can't I Sierra here soon and then I'll pop off and you can pop in.
Speaker D:Dude.
Speaker B:Yes, absolutely.
Speaker D:So sorry.
Speaker D:I'm so sorry for you.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker D:People, now that you have the right code, call in.
Speaker D:Dude.
Speaker D:Sierra, I'm sorry.
Speaker D:Dude.
Speaker D:I'm so sorry that Mark's a piece of.
Speaker D:No, Mark doesn't get to know Sierra anymore because he up.
Speaker A:Mark.
Speaker A:Sierra cuz Sierra went supported when we did box battles.
Speaker D:No, no, no.
Speaker D:You don't understand what I'm saying.
Speaker D:Mark's not allowed to know Sierra anymore because he up.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, Mark's canceled again.
Speaker D:Yeah, let's get this other tik tok ban.
Speaker B:I'm always cancelled.
Speaker B:No, let's not get the other tik tok ban.
Speaker D:Oh, that's so pretty.
Speaker B:What's so pretty?
Speaker D:John talking about me?
Speaker B:Oh, you talking about Marty visit more.
Speaker C:You're trying to say you have.
Speaker C:He was trying to say you have a pretty mouth.
Speaker D:You got a pertinent mouth.
Speaker D:Bar got a pretty mouth there.
Speaker D:You got some DSLs going on.
Speaker D:Yeah, like the way them lips look.
Speaker D:You know what I mean?
Speaker D:Boy.
Speaker B:Oh, dear God.
Speaker A:Oh, Jesus.
Speaker D:All right, wait, wait.
Speaker D:Mark, have you seen the movie Deliverance?
Speaker B:I have not seen Deliverance Burns.
Speaker D:You have to watch that.
Speaker B:Then it'll make.
Speaker D:It'll all make sense.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker B:I take it it's a good show.
Speaker D:It's an old show with Burt Reynolds.
Speaker D:Ah, he won't watch it.
Speaker B:Why won't I?
Speaker A:Oh, we talked about this before.
Speaker A:Mark doesn't.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker D:Oh, yeah, Mark.
Speaker D:He'll make an exception for this one.
Speaker A:Hey, this is like when I quit when Mark and I were fighting over what's fiction and fake fantasy.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:There don't even.
Speaker A:I need to have.
Speaker A:No, I need to have a bong hit.
Speaker A:Before we even talk.
Speaker A:Don't.
Speaker A:Don't shut.
Speaker B:There is no difference between.
Speaker A:You pissed me off.
Speaker A:No, don't.
Speaker D:He's doing it again.
Speaker D:Flip.
Speaker D:He's doing.
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker D:What the.
Speaker D:Oh, no.
Speaker D:What happened?
Speaker D:We can't hear Mark now.
Speaker D:Oh, goodness.
Speaker D:Where did you know?
Speaker A:So I didn't want to hit it on camera.
Speaker A:I don't know Kick rules.
Speaker D:And I, I, I, I don't know what happened.
Speaker D:You can do literally anything on kick.
Speaker D:Dude, I've seen titties on kick.
Speaker A:What about YouTube?
Speaker D:I don't know the rules for that one.
Speaker A:Mark's fixing the code.
Speaker A:Be patient.
Speaker D:I can't believe we lost audio.
Speaker A:How's your chat stay?
Speaker A:We haven't asked that today, guys.
Speaker A:How was your chat today?
Speaker A:How was everyone's Monday?
Speaker D:How was.
Speaker D:How was chat's day?
Speaker A:How was everyone's Monday?
Speaker D:Mark, we still can't hear you, buddy.
Speaker A:Mark's working.
Speaker D:Mark, we can't hear you.
Speaker B:Snooch.
Speaker B:You son of a.
Speaker B:You muted me.
Speaker B:I was gonna ask you if you need freaking.
Speaker B:I don't think we need the barcode thing.
Speaker B:Huh?
Speaker D:No, probably not.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker B:You son of a.
Speaker D:Genuinely, genuinely concerned.
Speaker B:Ah, dude, I thought my waste up again.
Speaker B:I was getting so.
Speaker D:Yes, it's Monday.
Speaker D:All right, I'm gonna disconnect.
Speaker D:Let somebody else call in.
Speaker D:I love you guys.
Speaker D:I love you, Marty.
Speaker D:You were in the pool.
Speaker D:Lauren.
Speaker D:That sounds nice.
Speaker D:I wish I was in the pool.
Speaker D:You're still here.
Speaker D:Just on the phone.
Speaker D:Raider.
Speaker D:Cool Party code.
Speaker D:No, no, you're stuck here now.
Speaker D:You're a chat reader.
Speaker D:Can you read the chat, please?
Speaker D:I don't want to do anything.
Speaker A:W4, you dyslexic.
Speaker C:I'm still here.
Speaker C:Just on the phone said.
Speaker D:Sweet Vader.
Speaker D:Why am I a.
Speaker B:Who called you a.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker B:If anybody's gonna call in, just make sure you warn for you.
Speaker D:John?
Speaker D:Yes, please.
Speaker A:Also, John, I wanted to tell you that you are a cuck from Ra.
Speaker A:The.
Speaker D:Did I do to you?
Speaker D:You piece of.
Speaker B:Wow.
Speaker B:Such a angry dog.
Speaker C:I hope you get better.
Speaker D:Oh, you just want to say it.
Speaker D:Okay, cool.
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker B:Oh, dude, I'm still burping this up.
Speaker D:I'm perfectly fine, dude.
Speaker B:I'm glad you're perfectly fine.
Speaker A:I came for a volcano because I was feeling nauseous.
Speaker C:A bounce house.
Speaker B:What?
Speaker D:I have to go over now.
Speaker C:Why wasn't I invited?
Speaker D:You're definitely invited now.
Speaker D:Nope, you're invited now.
Speaker D:Everyone's invited.
Speaker D:Now we're all going.
Speaker D:They have a water slide.
Speaker C:We have to go they have a bounce water slide.
Speaker B:John, we are going to the famous park.
Speaker B:That not too famous Park Bay, I think.
Speaker B:You know what park we're going to?
Speaker B:I think next week of the week afterwards, you should see if you guys can try figuring out how to get up there.
Speaker D:Are you talking about the one in Sunny Saco?
Speaker B:Yes, sir.
Speaker B:We got to bring the kiddos.
Speaker D:That would be Mama Leti.
Speaker D:Mama Leti, introduce yourself, please.
Speaker A:Mama Leti on Tik Tok.
Speaker C:I'm over here in Mark's phone thing.
Speaker B:Mark's phone thing.
Speaker B:She's figured out.
Speaker B:Y' all be able to call in here in a second.
Speaker B:I've got.
Speaker B:I've got.
Speaker B:I got it figured out now.
Speaker B:I just gotta upload it and some stuff.
Speaker C:So you guys can also call on.
Speaker B:Yes, I up.
Speaker B:Originally, I didn't realize the code was wrong.
Speaker B:And of course I'm sitting here telling everybody, just call in, call in, call in.
Speaker B:Now I know why people weren't able to call in.
Speaker D:Oh, my God, look at the kitty.
Speaker C:Now I'm just gonna have to make sure that I go backwards and make sure the code you have on screen is correct.
Speaker B:That's probably so hard to read though, huh?
Speaker B:Should I make that white in there when I'm talking?
Speaker D:Why is it CT be CTW4?
Speaker D:Shouldn't it be CTSTW4?
Speaker B:Oh, my God, it is CTS TW4, ain't it?
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker B:How did I put the CTC again?
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker B:Did you.
Speaker B:Did you.
Speaker D:So your cat's name is Atticus, correct?
Speaker A:Yeah, he's named after To Kill a Mockingbird.
Speaker D:I was just gonna ask that.
Speaker D:Great book.
Speaker A:I have Atticus, and I got Augustus.
Speaker A:Augustus, Augustus Waters from Fault in Our Stars.
Speaker D:Have you ever seen the movie Hocus Pocus?
Speaker A:I have.
Speaker D:Do you know the cat Binks?
Speaker D:I had a cat named binks.
Speaker D:He lived 13.
Speaker D:Yeah, dude, he was a black cat.
Speaker A:I was gonna name it, like, the cat off Sabrina, but that was so, like, basic.
Speaker D:Oh, Salem.
Speaker C:A black cat.
Speaker A:I didn't want to say the name because it's a very common black cat that's actually gonna be like that.
Speaker A:That's basic.
Speaker A:But yeah, I thought there's a lot of black cats named like Salem or Lucifer.
Speaker D:Atticus was also the name of a Greek God.
Speaker D:Dude, we're learning today.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, now.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker A:Caesar Augustus.
Speaker A:We've got Atticus.
Speaker A:My nose.
Speaker A:Hold on.
Speaker B:What color should the lettering be, John?
Speaker D:White.
Speaker B:Dude, that's what I thought, but it won't let me do white.
Speaker B:It's saying we're trying to reconnect.
Speaker B:You can continue editing, but you might lose work.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker D:You know, I just found on the back of my desk behind some paperwork.
Speaker D:Ah, really?
Speaker D:Huh.
Speaker A:So that could be anything.
Speaker A:Unquestionable.
Speaker D:One of the jars of pickles that my sister made that were spicy.
Speaker D:Pickles?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Did you eat them?
Speaker D:I. I mean, I ate half the jar, but now it's like some weird dark.
Speaker A:So do you enjoy spice, John?
Speaker A:And it's just you've done too many spice challenges now where it's like you don't enjoy it because you get sick.
Speaker D:I used to enjoy spicy, and then I met Mark, and I've done so many fucking challenges for this dude.
Speaker D:I've taste tested barbecue sauce, hot sauces.
Speaker D:I've eaten pickle, Carolina reapers.
Speaker D:I've done the one chip challenge, and I got to the point where, like, I can't even handle buffalo sauce.
Speaker D:Like, my stomach turns and I just get, like, really nauseous.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker D:Sort of a Mark's fault.
Speaker B:Like, I. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker B:It's not my fault.
Speaker A:But I know people are talking about the gummy bear.
Speaker A:I have been offered or talked about doing challenges on Tick Tock.
Speaker A:Like that.
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker A:I've never.
Speaker D:Wait a minute.
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker D:Our chat reader is failing.
Speaker D:We all need to shut up so she can reach out.
Speaker C:Well, you guys got off the topic about cats, but someone's cat is named Mellow after Carmelo Candy because in the sun you saw golden brown.
Speaker B:There we go.
Speaker B:The correct calling code is now up there.
Speaker B:Folks, my apologies.
Speaker A:Personally.
Speaker A:Take this one from Sierra.
Speaker A:It says, Mark, you're embarrassing us.
Speaker B:Listen, I'm not embarrassed to listen, y'.
Speaker B:All.
Speaker B:It was my.
Speaker B:The was up over here, but yeah, there.
Speaker B:There's a way to call it right there.
Speaker B:Now, I'll wait to see if anybody tries calling because I really gotta hit the head.
Speaker A:Dot com.
Speaker A:The code is C, T, SW4.
Speaker D:Hold on.
Speaker A:I tried as a dyslexic girl.
Speaker D:You ready?
Speaker D:I got this.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker D:Okay, listen here, Chat.
Speaker D:Call in to talk to Mark.
Speaker D:John, Flip.
Speaker D:Call in@callme.rogue.com.
Speaker D:use code CTSTW4 again.
Speaker D:That's code CTSTW4.
Speaker C:Don't forget to put your name in.
Speaker B:There or whatever you want us to announce you as.
Speaker D:Whatever name you want us to announce you as.
Speaker D:I would love to see a John's like a John's, you know, slutty bitch.
Speaker B:Oh, when they.
Speaker B:When they call in, I'm gonna leave.
Speaker D:Are you talking about Johnny Sims.
Speaker B:Mark plays.
Speaker A:Right?
Speaker D:Johnny Sims, the porn star.
Speaker A:I wanted, like, a Johnny Simp.
Speaker A:I was playing on Johnny Simpson.
Speaker D:Oh, I misheard you.
Speaker D:That's my bad.
Speaker B:We do a little trolling.
Speaker A:You're, like, tight with him.
Speaker A:Like, butt buddies or, like, what's up?
Speaker B:See, now I got the code in here correctly.
Speaker B:No one's calling in.
Speaker B:Are y' all gonna call in?
Speaker B:So I go take a picture.
Speaker A:You got the headphones?
Speaker A:Sierra, you got the headphones?
Speaker A:What did you say?
Speaker B:I said somebody.
Speaker D:Queen Duchess is allowed.
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker A:Oh, you gotta pee?
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:Yes, it is.
Speaker D:Anything is allowed.
Speaker B:No one else except the call.
Speaker B:So that's why I'm waiting to see if we get a second caller in.
Speaker A:You guys calling, calling, call in.
Speaker D:Some someone call in real quick for Mark pitches his pants.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:I don't want to kiss my pants.
Speaker C:Please relieve the host, Mark, over here by calling in@callme.ro.com using the code CTSTW4 and put a name in there.
Speaker B:So, Dan, do we really need this?
Speaker B:Do we, like, lead another person to show just to do this type of for us?
Speaker D:I think.
Speaker D:Think so.
Speaker D:I think so.
Speaker B:Dude, it's like that voice out there that just comes in and says, hey, do this, do that.
Speaker D:Like, I wish I had this.
Speaker D:Like, when I was streaming, like, someone just to, like, read, chat to me.
Speaker D:Sometimes I don't pay attention.
Speaker D:I'll fully admit that.
Speaker C:But, like, if you guys are on YouTube, please do hit that thumbs up for Mark on the chaos.
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B:Y' all just talk.
Speaker B:They're gonna have to wait to call it as.
Speaker B:I'm gonna take that piss.
Speaker B:I can't hold it.
Speaker D:He's got piss dribbling down his leg.
Speaker D:You can see it.
Speaker C:Jack's asleep.
Speaker C:It's okay.
Speaker C:Just be like, rose, leave Jack behind.
Speaker C:Come join us.
Speaker D:That's terrible.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker D:Listen, guys, listen.
Speaker D:We're all about jokes and around here, but sometimes we take it too far and people get butt hurt.
Speaker D:You know what I mean?
Speaker D:I'm one of those people.
Speaker D:Just ask Cash.
Speaker D:She'll tell you.
Speaker A:You have to have feelings to get butt hurt.
Speaker D:You know what, Flip?
Speaker D:No one likes you.
Speaker D:You have bad hair.
Speaker A:I don't give a fuck.
Speaker A:People have tried to cancel me, ban me so many times.
Speaker A:I just come back, I'm like, you're.
Speaker D:Banned from the show.
Speaker A:You think I care?
Speaker D:Wow, dude, I. I wasn't really bad.
Speaker A:You think this is new to me?
Speaker A:Tell me something.
Speaker D:I don't know, but Rosie will just lick Jack.
Speaker A:Honestly, John, if you were like, there's a huge group of people who like you.
Speaker A:I'd be like, really?
Speaker D:Honestly, I think there is.
Speaker D:Because you actually.
Speaker D:Aren't you pretty popular on the Ticky Talk?
Speaker A:Yeah, I finished top 20 yesterday in Canada.
Speaker A:We finished 19.
Speaker A:I got my banner.
Speaker D:Yeah, I don't know what that means, but yeah, congratulations.
Speaker C:I know that call.
Speaker D:He runs away Mark.
Speaker D:Dude, he had to piss.
Speaker A:I, I, like, in a non cocky way.
Speaker A:I've been on tick tock three years.
Speaker A:Like, I know, like, kind of like MySpace being talked about.
Speaker A:Like, it takes time and effort, right?
Speaker A:I've been on TikTok for three years.
Speaker A:It's very inconsistent not to like, I.
Speaker D:Bet you this didn't wash his hands.
Speaker A:Probably not, but it is like time and effort, right?
Speaker A:Like beyond for multiple hours a day and have like, you know, no viewers.
Speaker C:But the next day, hey, you missed the call.
Speaker A:So it's like, you never know.
Speaker C:Yes, you did.
Speaker A:I do think, like, as much as.
Speaker B:People don't like, oh, yeah, they should try again.
Speaker A:I do have people who are very die hard and.
Speaker D:Yeah, no, for sure.
Speaker D:I've seen them in the chat.
Speaker B:Like, Yeah, I don't know if they're on here.
Speaker D:Dude, I've been, I've been in your lives a few times and anything I.
Speaker A:Know and anything that we do do, we do do, like full effort.
Speaker A:Like, we won Mark's box battle.
Speaker A:She said, anybody in here?
Speaker A:She did say, doo doo.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Is somebody in here with, with us or.
Speaker A:No, other than we won his battles.
Speaker C:No, Marty dropped a little bit back.
Speaker B:All right, we do have another caller.
Speaker B:I believe so.
Speaker D:Let me ask you this, Flip, let me ask you this.
Speaker D:Since you have been on the podcast twice now, I'd like to think we're friends, even though we fuck with each other a lot.
Speaker A:I mean, I fuck with all my friends, but.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:Anyway, so if I decide to take TikTok seriously and I wanted to do a challenge to get more followers of the Mark, could you make that happen for me?
Speaker A:I could definitely help him promote you and I would talk about you and you come in and we could battle and I would work, work my ass off to try to make that possible.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker A:You put in the work.
Speaker A:I'll put in the work.
Speaker D:How many followers do you have on your backup account right now?
Speaker B:Hold on, let's see.
Speaker B:I'm trying.
Speaker B:All right, that.
Speaker B:Whoever, just try calling it.
Speaker B:Try calling it again.
Speaker B:It was flipping out where I missed that call.
Speaker B:So whoever's trying to call, call back in again.
Speaker A:I'm watching myself 3,000 some John.
Speaker A:I lost my main account at 60,000.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker D:Marty sent me 50 bucks.
Speaker B:Damn.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:So, yeah, I got 7.
Speaker B:376 on the backup account.
Speaker D:I have 613 on my only account on Tick Tock.
Speaker A:Wait, how much did you say, Mark?
Speaker B:7367.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:You got more to me.
Speaker B:Why are we working on my backup?
Speaker B:All right, here we go.
Speaker D:Consider me already following John.
Speaker D:All right, dude.
Speaker D:Well, you don't.
Speaker D:You don't know my.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker D:Mark'S already at 7, so I'm kind of 3.
Speaker A:I'm at 6.
Speaker A:3.
Speaker A:I feel like John might be able to beat me.
Speaker B:All right, John, we have said so.
Speaker C:A race to 10k followers.
Speaker B:Wow.
Speaker B:Yes, it's a race.
Speaker B:Lauren and Ben's having a hard time connecting.
Speaker D:What the man?
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:They.
Speaker B:They.
Speaker B:Every time I. I try accepting their call, it saying connecting.
Speaker B:So Lauren and Ben, if you're listening in right now, how are you trying to call us in?
Speaker B:Because probably on their phone stuck in a connecting.
Speaker B:Try a different device.
Speaker D:Hi, Sarah.
Speaker A:Thank you, ninja.
Speaker B:Yeah, because I'm got.
Speaker B:I'm just sitting on a connecting on their call.
Speaker D:Are we doing this, Mark?
Speaker D:Are we racing to 10k?
Speaker B:You want to race to 10k?
Speaker D:I'm not gonna make it past you.
Speaker A:But first thing to do if we're racing to 10k, everybody go on a mass unfollowing of Mark.
Speaker A:Everybody in here.
Speaker A:Unfollow Mark to level the playing field.
Speaker D:Yeah, we gotta level the playing field.
Speaker D:This is.
Speaker D:I only have 6, 613 followers.
Speaker A:Everybody make a video and say hashtag unfollow Mark.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker A:And then, and then John and I are going to make videos, propaganda videos about why you actually got banned on TikTok.
Speaker A:Just making wild accusations.
Speaker D:How do I post.
Speaker A:We're just gonna mass share them on the app.
Speaker D:How do I.
Speaker D:How do I make a video on the app?
Speaker A:Okay, so you go into Tick tock and you go into the middle plus button.
Speaker D:Yeah, perfect.
Speaker A:And then post.
Speaker A:Create live.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:And then you can change the length of the video.
Speaker A:10 minutes, 60 seconds.
Speaker A:15.
Speaker D:Oh, okay, sweet.
Speaker D:I'm learning.
Speaker A:And then you add sounds and you.
Speaker B:Welcome in.
Speaker A:Sasha put a timer and.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker D:Hi, Sasha.
Speaker D:Welcome in.
Speaker D:Mark's a piece of.
Speaker D:Unfollow him.
Speaker B:I said hello, so no, unfollow John.
Speaker A:Everybody unfollow.
Speaker B:Unfollow John.
Speaker B:And unfollow flip.
Speaker A:Follow flip.
Speaker A:Are you really gonna attack me?
Speaker B:You're coming after me.
Speaker B:I'm coming after you.
Speaker C:Marty.
Speaker C:Marty just came back in, and Marty wants to know, hey, Mark, was your urine.
Speaker B:No, but my urine was black.
Speaker D:That's very unhealthy.
Speaker D:You should probably get checked.
Speaker A:You should probably drink my water.
Speaker D:All right, so here's the thing.
Speaker D:Here's.
Speaker B:That was.
Speaker B:That was from that.
Speaker B:That.
Speaker D:We'll get together after the show.
Speaker D:We'll connect, and we'll plot against Mark.
Speaker B:Really?
Speaker A:You guys, Mark has slandered daddy Trudeau.
Speaker A:Canada, me, my team.
Speaker A:Enough.
Speaker B:Sierra, are you on here?
Speaker A:I will literally, yes.
Speaker A:Sierra will do too.
Speaker D:John just has to open up to more than just the gay community.
Speaker B:Sarah, call is connected.
Speaker B:All right, so Sierra's in here.
Speaker A:We will get.
Speaker B:Oh, Sierra, Sarah, you're in here.
Speaker B:You're a little choppy, but try again.
Speaker B:Hello?
Speaker B:Yeah, we can hear you.
Speaker B:You're a little bit choppy.
Speaker B:How are you calling us in right now?
Speaker A:Now, my phone.
Speaker B:Oh, there you go.
Speaker B:You're a lot better now.
Speaker D:Oh, my God.
Speaker D:Hi.
Speaker D:Unfollow Mark.
Speaker D:Follow Snooch.
Speaker B:Unfollow Snooch.
Speaker B:Unfollow Flip.
Speaker A:Follow his backup account.
Speaker B:Oh, she don't even got my backup account.
Speaker B:See?
Speaker D:Sweet.
Speaker D:I'm already a step ahead.
Speaker D:Hey, follow Captain Snooch on the ticky talk.
Speaker A:That backup Mark sometimes she might.
Speaker A:Okay, okay.
Speaker D:We're trying to race to 10k.
Speaker D:I want to beat him.
Speaker B:What's happening?
Speaker B:It's the Mark G show.
Speaker B:They banned me on Tick Tock.
Speaker B:I got these two goofballs, Flip and John, as though Captain Snooch.
Speaker B:We're on a race to see who can get the 10,000 followers.
Speaker B:If I get the 10,000 followers, and I don't know, we'll say three days.
Speaker B:I'll crack a dozen eggs over my head.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker C:Let's go.
Speaker A:Oh, let's go.
Speaker B:All right, Game on.
Speaker A:I'm going start posting five thirst traps a day.
Speaker A:We didn't talk about how we're getting there.
Speaker A:We didn't talk about how we're getting there.
Speaker B:Y'.
Speaker A:All, this is the easiest way to gain followers.
Speaker A:You know, this is a competition.
Speaker A:Post them, and then I'm going to delete them a week later.
Speaker A:Once I hit 10k, we're posting three thirst traps a day.
Speaker A:I've got gym content going up.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Posting.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker A:We're not wearing hoodies all week on Live.
Speaker D:I'm clearly making 10,000 accounts.
Speaker A:We need to push out my content share to all the blue collar men you work with.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:Y', all.
Speaker B:Mark, is your cash app turned off?
Speaker B:I don't have cash app, Marty.
Speaker B:Remember, you have to Apple Pay.
Speaker A:Oh, I have Apple Pay.
Speaker A:I might, Marty.
Speaker A:I'm not sure how.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, I got Apple Pay.
Speaker B:I don't got cash app.
Speaker B:I got Apple Pay.
Speaker A:Doesn't everyone have PayPal?
Speaker A:Because doesn't tick tock have to do PayPal?
Speaker B:Yeah, Marty does not have PayPal.
Speaker A:Oh, well, you can send it to Mark and Mark and PayPal.
Speaker A:Me.
Speaker B:That is true.
Speaker B:My stomach is churning so bad, dude.
Speaker B:I can't say to Mark.
Speaker A:Sierra loves talking.
Speaker A:No, you have nothing.
Speaker A:No, I don't.
Speaker D:Do you have anything you want to say to John?
Speaker B:Wait, hold on.
Speaker B:Wait, John, listen to this.
Speaker B:You see how she's talking about you, Sierra?
Speaker B:She's like, listen, Sierra loves to talk.
Speaker B:She's trying to make you seem like an evil person.
Speaker B:This is.
Speaker B:This is why you have to make sure you follow my backup account.
Speaker B:And I unfollow the flip account.
Speaker B:You see how this works for this race, you gotta.
Speaker B:You gotta follow the real Mark G Show.
Speaker B:The real Mark G Show.
Speaker B:You got to give it a follow.
Speaker B:Oh, look at that, man.
Speaker B:5,000.
Speaker A:8,000 right now, Sasha.
Speaker A:All of our boxes were the same.
Speaker A:Sasha's another beautiful girl that follows me.
Speaker A:All of our boxes were the same.
Speaker A:It's this black death candy.
Speaker A:The first candy that we had was a massive bluish black, like, sour candy that had, like, foaming horribleness inside.
Speaker A:And then we had bean boozled, which I did puke on the counter, which Mark is going to clip.
Speaker A:And I'm sure he's going to post it or share it to me so I can put on Tick Tock or repo.
Speaker B:Oh, we're gonna see.
Speaker B:You're making.
Speaker B:You're making campaigns against me.
Speaker B:I'm gonna use this one as a campaign against you.
Speaker B:You watch.
Speaker A:You do realize that with me, Mark, you do realize with me that I've had so many haters and slander that I can make any publicity.
Speaker A:Gun publicity.
Speaker D:Can you teach me how to do that?
Speaker D:Because I'm sure Mark will use some against me because he's a sadist.
Speaker B:Would I ever do such that thing?
Speaker B:John, You've.
Speaker D:You've posted videos against my.
Speaker C:You know what?
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker A:And then you just start using that.
Speaker C:I'm gonna help you.
Speaker C:You ready?
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker C:I'm gonna help you out.
Speaker C:I'm gonna make a bromance song about you and Mark, and that's just gonna help your followers go up on Tick Tock.
Speaker D:I love this.
Speaker A:I can't believe Mark made a post that we're racing to 10k.
Speaker A:Like, I'm at 3k, bro.
Speaker A:Okay?
Speaker D:I'm at 615.
Speaker D:What do you mean?
Speaker D:I'm gonna definitely lose.
Speaker A:I'm at five K. Marty.
Speaker B:I'm gonna send you a K2.
Speaker A:You're ahead of me, Sierra.
Speaker B:Tell you how I did that, Marty.
Speaker B:There we go.
Speaker B:I had to show Marty how to do apple pay.
Speaker D:You're so sweet, being so nice.
Speaker B:Marty.
Speaker B:Marty.
Speaker B:Did you see that?
Speaker B:I do actually got connections.
Speaker B:I think I gotta reach out to a few of my.
Speaker B:My high people on Tick tock now.
Speaker B:I think I gotta reach out.
Speaker B:Oh, you know what?
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B:Hulk gorilla.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:Watch this.
Speaker B:Watch this.
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:Watch.
Speaker D:Don't you ready?
Speaker D:Don't you dare.
Speaker B:Hulk, I need some help.
Speaker B:We're on a race.
Speaker D:Help me.
Speaker A:Help me.
Speaker B:I'm sitting at the Hulk right now.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker D:I hate you.
Speaker B:I just hit the Hulk.
Speaker D:You know what?
Speaker D:I'm giving up already, Mark.
Speaker B:Yeah, John.
Speaker A:John, I'm gonna say this, okay.
Speaker A:It takes a weak man to have to backbone off another man's career.
Speaker A:All right?
Speaker A:If I don't make it to 10k, I accept that flip doesn't make it to 10k.
Speaker A:I put effort in.
Speaker A:I tried.
Speaker A:The fact that Mark is asking another team on another following to, like, I.
Speaker B:Just say, listen, I got connections.
Speaker B:I just asked my connections.
Speaker B:I got connections for my 150k.
Speaker A:I don't think I could make a video that I like, got banned and been like, guys, follow me, repost me.
Speaker A:Hashtag dtf, pick me up.
Speaker A:No, like, tick tock refugee.
Speaker A:Like, no, I want the right.
Speaker B:I'm a refugee.
Speaker A:And then I want.
Speaker A:Dude, that would.
Speaker A:I mean, though, John, look, I like my authentic people like Sierra.
Speaker A:And then I want the people to me trust, sprinkle back in.
Speaker A:And then people will follow me again.
Speaker A:Who with my.
Speaker B:Who with your.
Speaker A:Yeah, the other thing.
Speaker A:Like, like I said this on tick tock I when I was at 60, 000 followers, my interaction rate is better now because the people who come in and follow me are actually, like, liking my stuff, coming in, heart me ing me, tapping my stuff like you become when you have a large amount of followers and they're not actually actively, like, touching your content.
Speaker A:Does that make sense?
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker B:Does that make sense?
Speaker A:John, you're getting touched a lot tonight.
Speaker B:She is getting touching.
Speaker A:Sierra touches me daily.
Speaker A:And I'm actually.
Speaker A:I'm gonna be in Sierra's bed in like two weekends or a weekend.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker C:If I were you, I'd run.
Speaker D:So on that note, moving forward, everyone follow Captain Snooch on Tick Tock.
Speaker D:He's the better creator.
Speaker D:Mark's a hater.
Speaker A:Who's not following?
Speaker A:Trip with flip.
Speaker A:Look at it.
Speaker A:Trip underscore with flip.
Speaker B:All right, all right.
Speaker B:So we need a deadline here.
Speaker B:When are we trying to get the 10k?
Speaker B:Or is this just a race to see who can ever get to 10k the fastest?
Speaker D:I'm pretty sure I'm following you.
Speaker B:Is it whoever can get the 10k the fastest?
Speaker A:Oh, God.
Speaker D:It's not going to be me.
Speaker D:Promise you that.
Speaker D:Sweetheart, it's time.
Speaker B:It's time to release the AI Thirst trap with the pony song.
Speaker A:The AI Thirst.
Speaker A:Oh, God.
Speaker A:I'm not going to lie.
Speaker A:It's going to work.
Speaker A:Probably will work.
Speaker A:I would just like to publicly say that's what got me.
Speaker A:Thirst traps are not AI and they are me.
Speaker A:I'm on.
Speaker B:Hey, listen, you know what, flip?
Speaker B:I will 100% admit it is.
Speaker B:It is a freaking AI regime because I'm a father of five.
Speaker B:I've got a well earned body over here.
Speaker B:It works out well.
Speaker B:When you have kids, you start gaining weight.
Speaker A:Mark.
Speaker A:I used to be £400, bro.
Speaker A:For the cushions.
Speaker B:Yeah, when you have kids.
Speaker B:I didn't have them.
Speaker B:The wife pushed them out.
Speaker B:But, you know, the kids gain weight.
Speaker D:Listen, dude, he really does say when.
Speaker A:You have kids as if you like.
Speaker D:I'm comfortable with my body and I am a bigger man.
Speaker D:I do have a tum tum.
Speaker B:I did show my picture what I used to look like right?
Speaker B:Back when I weighed like 260 pounds.
Speaker B:Yeah, it was like 260 or 280.
Speaker B:Yeah, I was a big, big boy.
Speaker D:I used to be skinny.
Speaker D:Skinny.
Speaker D:I think I have a picture, actually.
Speaker D:I'll show you.
Speaker B:I don't even know if I have that thirst trap anymore.
Speaker B:I have to.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker B:It's on my PC.
Speaker B:I'll have to find it again.
Speaker B:Put it in my Dropbox.
Speaker B:I'll get that posted tomorrow.
Speaker B:It do a month.
Speaker A:Look at this.
Speaker A:This is old.
Speaker B:Flip.
Speaker A:That was big, bro.
Speaker A:My entire FYP is just gonna be thirst traps from you three.
Speaker B:John.
Speaker B:Yeah, John.
Speaker B:How you gonna do your thirst trap, John?
Speaker A:Sarah.
Speaker B:John.
Speaker B:You could be like this, John.
Speaker B:You go like this with your finger like that.
Speaker A:Anyway, John, ask for that on the sign.
Speaker B:John, wake.
Speaker B:Look at this.
Speaker B:John.
Speaker B:John, look at the camera.
Speaker B:We're on a show.
Speaker B:John.
Speaker B:Chuckling what are you doing, John?
Speaker B:John.
Speaker C:Oh, Marty said John, I'm comfortable with your body.
Speaker C:Too.
Speaker C:As long as you stay:Speaker B:John, what the.
Speaker B:John.
Speaker B:Camera.
Speaker B:Eyes up.
Speaker B:John.
Speaker B:What the hell?
Speaker C:You need to shake something shiny, John.
Speaker D:Shiny.
Speaker A:See?
Speaker D:Shiny, shiny, shiny.
Speaker B:Shiny was on the show.
Speaker D:Yeah, I know.
Speaker D:But no shiny object.
Speaker D:Where?
Speaker C:Shiny object behind my.
Speaker B:John, you could do a video like lick your finger and just go down the touchy nip and then wink and then just call it a day, dude.
Speaker B:Just be great John Scott.
Speaker B:And then just stop the video.
Speaker B:Yeah, exactly, dude.
Speaker B:Just do it and then have the most up song playing with it.
Speaker B:Like do a boys to men song.
Speaker B:Be golden.
Speaker C:Just.
Speaker C:Just make sure there's a, like some little sound bit in there that when you touch your nip, it just goes.
Speaker B:There you go, John.
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker B:And then.
Speaker B:And then put a song to it.
Speaker D:Working hard all day.
Speaker D:Fell asleep on the floor support.
Speaker B:And then.
Speaker B:And then.
Speaker B:And then I think I'll have to search really hard if you guys gonna start campaigns against each other.
Speaker B:I'll have to search really hard for my feeds.
Speaker A:No, just against you.
Speaker D:Just against you, bro.
Speaker B:Oh, that case, I'm coming after you.
Speaker B:I'll find the video that I have you lying in a fetal position the bathroom floor, and I will hit you up on that one.
Speaker B:See, I got clips like, the only.
Speaker A:Person he can attack is John.
Speaker A:Cuz Mark has nothing on me.
Speaker D:Like literally.
Speaker C:Sasha said to add a caption to the video that says to be continued.
Speaker D:I got you.
Speaker D:I'll make it happen at some point when I figure out how to edit.
Speaker B:Cap Cut, man.
Speaker B:Get Cap cut.
Speaker B:Cap cut's beautiful.
Speaker D:I have it on my PC.
Speaker D:I just don't know how to use it.
Speaker B:It's awesome.
Speaker B:That's how I do a lot of the shit.
Speaker D:Can you teach me, Mark, so I can beat you?
Speaker B:I can teach you, but not so you can beat me.
Speaker B:I'll teach you after I hit 10,000 followers.
Speaker A:That sounds about right.
Speaker B:It's competition.
Speaker B:It's competition, baby.
Speaker B:Listen, you want to see him get the 10,000 followers beforehand?
Speaker B:Hulk hasn't.
Speaker B:Well, Ryan Will already said for me to battle him so Ryan will can get me some followers because all his followers love me.
Speaker B:So I just got to get in there, get some followers that way.
Speaker B:Way Chat poll.
Speaker B:Who's going to get the 10,000 followers on Tik Tok first?
Speaker B:Mark.
Speaker B:I touch myself or John the game sexual.
Speaker D:Well, Flip's.
Speaker D:Flip's part of this as well, Marty.
Speaker B:Yeah, you can't leave Flip out of this.
Speaker B:Flip is part of this competition as well, Marty.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker C:Yeah, you can't you can't forget the Canadian.
Speaker B:Yeah, she can't forget.
Speaker B:Get the Canadian.
Speaker B:Even though their coffee sucks at Tim Hortons.
Speaker A:Oh, it does.
Speaker A:It's horrible.
Speaker B:It is.
Speaker B:It is the most horrible coffee ever.
Speaker A:I'm sorry, Flip, but it's awful.
Speaker C:I can do a challenge.
Speaker A:Dirty dishwater.
Speaker C:Get more.
Speaker B:Almost tastes like that Band Aid.
Speaker C:That Band Aid Jelly bean followers on Rose.
Speaker D:First of all, shut up, Mark.
Speaker D:The voice in our heads are talking.
Speaker D:The comments to us.
Speaker D:Yeah, it hurts.
Speaker C:My head just confused me.
Speaker C:I'll read it the way it says.
Speaker C:I can do a challenge when you can get.
Speaker C:Get more than 24k likes on.
Speaker C:On my side on Tick Tock Delights.
Speaker C:Guys, act.
Speaker D:Flip's concentrating really hard over there.
Speaker B:Flip is concentrating.
Speaker B:She's trying to figure out how she's going to be making.
Speaker C:And she's f. She's trying to find out which video to release first.
Speaker B:That'll get flagged by Tik Tok, though, because we got a baby vaping.
Speaker A:You think it's going on Tik Tok, Mark?
Speaker A:You think I'm that rookie?
Speaker B:She's really bringing out the.
Speaker B:Are we bringing out.
Speaker B:Are we bringing out a true competition over here?
Speaker B:Is this what's going on right now?
Speaker A:You think I don't know my algorithm?
Speaker D:Yeah, I've John's theme song.
Speaker D:What's my theme song?
Speaker D:Wait, Mark, play that audio alert again.
Speaker C:Oh, I know what your theme song is.
Speaker D:Yes, theme song.
Speaker B:And our theme song to Flip is.
Speaker D:Jesus Christ.
Speaker D:That's terrible.
Speaker B:Oh, tap the screen.
Speaker B:Y' all Share out the live.
Speaker B:We appreciate y' all in here, though.
Speaker C:It's a good theme song for John, but his.
Speaker C:His outro song would be It's Raining Men.
Speaker A:Oh, Jesus.
Speaker B:Bring me that pass.
Speaker D:I'm feeling all sexual as.
Speaker A:What was that?
Speaker D:What was what?
Speaker D:Sorry, I.
Speaker B:I don't think they.
Speaker B:They can't hear it over on that side.
Speaker C:Oh, Marty wants to join the challenge to get 10k first.
Speaker D:Marty?
Speaker D:Marty.
Speaker B:Marty's.
Speaker B:Marty's already there.
Speaker B:Yeah, Marty's got almost a hundred thousand followers.
Speaker D:Fuck you, Marty.
Speaker D:Help me out.
Speaker D:Help me beat Mark, bro.
Speaker A:Help me get to 10K.
Speaker D:Marty, Marty, I will stop asking you for money if you get me to 10k, bro.
Speaker D:I'll do all the next.
Speaker D:Listen, I'll tell you what, dude.
Speaker D:You get me a 10k, I'll do the next five stupid challenges we do on this podcast for free.
Speaker B:I'm over here.
Speaker B:Like, not me over here looking for the thirst trap, finding all my AI videos.
Speaker B:Like, I'm trying to Find out which one's the thirst trap over here.
Speaker D:I don't have a thirst trap, bro.
Speaker D:This is up.
Speaker D:Wait.
Speaker D:I know who I can call to hook me up.
Speaker B:Who's that?
Speaker D:Don't worry about it.
Speaker B:Come on, Johnny, who is it?
Speaker C:Don't worry about it.
Speaker B:Whose phone's ringing?
Speaker B:Someone's phone's ringing.
Speaker D:That's my phone.
Speaker B:That's your phone?
Speaker A:Hey, I don't even know your backup.
Speaker A:What's your backup?
Speaker D:Real quick here.
Speaker B:The real Mark G. Show me.
Speaker D:Mark and Flip are gonna do a challenge to see who can get to 10k first on their Tick Tock account.
Speaker D:Can you help a out?
Speaker A:10K on what?
Speaker D:Tick tock.
Speaker A:Like 10k followers?
Speaker D:Yes.
Speaker D:How many do you have?
Speaker A:How many is your picture?
Speaker A:This girl Marcus.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:Click on it'll change.
Speaker B:That was my.
Speaker B:It was my AI account.
Speaker B:That was Ryland.
Speaker D:Mark, how many followers do you have.
Speaker B:This count currently has.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:I'll tell you in a second.
Speaker B:Son of a. I can't figure my iPhone password.
Speaker B:There we go.
Speaker B:Let's go to Tick Tock.
Speaker B:Go to my profile.
Speaker B:7376 right now.
Speaker D:7376.
Speaker D:And flip.
Speaker D:How many do you have?
Speaker A:3700.
Speaker D:3700.
Speaker D:And I have.
Speaker D:I'm really getting here.
Speaker B:You are.
Speaker D:I have 613.
Speaker A:I feel bad for you too.
Speaker A:Like, I. I'm also kind of.
Speaker D:What do you want?
Speaker A:Not optimistic for this.
Speaker D:I mean, what.
Speaker A:What.
Speaker A:What do I.
Speaker A:What do I get if I get more followers?
Speaker D:You already have more followers, Mark.
Speaker D:Guess how many followers Tenille has on Tick Tock?
Speaker B:If I remember correct, she's close to a hundred thousand, if not over a hundred thousand, isn't she?
Speaker D:He thinks you're over a hundred thousand.
Speaker D:Yeah, she is.
Speaker C:Look for.
Speaker C:I'm trying to look for new ideas for challenges, but all that pops up.
Speaker D:So you're going to help A out or not up?
Speaker D:I would appreciate it.
Speaker D:I'll hook you up.
Speaker B:I'll post my Jonathan Kane video again that I posted.
Speaker B:That one got me quite.
Speaker D:She has115,000 followers.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker D:Hook it up.
Speaker D:Make videos about me and how awesome I am.
Speaker B:She don't sound too motivated.
Speaker B:John.
Speaker D:Yo.
Speaker D:Cracks all.
Speaker D:Thanks for the follow.
Speaker D:I appreciate that, baby.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:Crack.
Speaker B:Thanks so much for the follow.
Speaker B:We're just over here trying to figure out a friendly competition.
Speaker B:I don't.
Speaker B:I don't think it's getting so friendly though right now for the Tik Tok followers.
Speaker D:I appreciate you guys.
Speaker A:I just posted a Video take Mark G in it.
Speaker B:Oh, boy.
Speaker D:Did you.
Speaker A:It's Tik Tok appropriate.
Speaker A:Let's just say it's using my assets.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:What the safety second.
Speaker B:Thank you so much for the follow on Sierra.
Speaker D:Thank you for that follow on Tik Tok.
Speaker A:I appreciate post my video.
Speaker B:Wow.
Speaker B:Sierra hasn't even followed me yet.
Speaker B:That's up.
Speaker A:Don't follow you.
Speaker A:She'll follow you after I hit 10k, everybody.
Speaker D:Oh, I gotta unfollow this Mark G show guy.
Speaker A:I'm not even kidding.
Speaker A:Like, that's the level of pettiness that I'm playing.
Speaker C:Okay, wait, I need some clarification so we can.
Speaker C:We're not doing sour things anymore or we're not doing spicy things.
Speaker B:Spicy things.
Speaker B:Because John.
Speaker B:John dies on spicy.
Speaker C:Okay, so sour is okay.
Speaker B:Sour is absolutely okay.
Speaker D:Yeah, sour is fine.
Speaker D:I can do sour.
Speaker D:It just makes me sweat profusely.
Speaker D:Old age man.
Speaker D:Getting to me.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:That one image you found was the Red Rants I was trying out when I was playing around with that different AI Videos.
Speaker B:Sierra did like it.
Speaker B:Red Rants was kind of fun because I was taking Reddit posts and she was talking about Reddit posts.
Speaker B:Aha.
Speaker B:I found.
Speaker B:I found.
Speaker B:I found it.
Speaker B:All right, now I got to go to Tik Tok.
Speaker B:I got you, John.
Speaker B:I got you.
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B:I'm going to go post this video right now.
Speaker D:What videos are you talking about, my friend?
Speaker B:You'll see in a second.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:Tik tok dot com.
Speaker B:Let's go over here.
Speaker B:You know, it's funny.
Speaker B:You guys.
Speaker B:You guys over here.
Speaker B:You three are not going to hear it, but the two on the phone is going to hear the sound effect.
Speaker B:The.
Speaker B:The sound.
Speaker B:I'm going to be playing for it.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:Let's see.
Speaker B:They.
Speaker B:They'll probably know exactly what video it is here in a minute.
Speaker B:Let me make sure this plays right.
Speaker D:Ben's trying to call in.
Speaker D:Is he using his phone or.
Speaker B:Oh, Ben has to wait.
Speaker B:All right, which lady on the phone wants to get off right now so we can have a new caller call it in?
Speaker B:We have somebody else that wants to.
Speaker D:Call into the show, but whoever stays has to be our comment narrator.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A:I already got off, Mark.
Speaker B:Oh, who already got off?
Speaker B:Oh, crack.
Speaker B:Already got.
Speaker B:Got off.
Speaker D:It's Sierra.
Speaker B:Sierra.
Speaker B:All right, Sierra's off.
Speaker A:I reposted the video.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker D:Would they try to find this video?
Speaker A:Dude, on my Tick Tock, I just.
Speaker D:Posted it on your Tick Tock.
Speaker B:Does Tick Tock now allow you to add.
Speaker B:Oh, wait, here we go.
Speaker B:Ben's calling in right now.
Speaker B:Hello, you're on.
Speaker B:Hello.
Speaker B:You're on.
Speaker B:Ben.
Speaker B:Hey, what's up?
Speaker B:What's going on?
Speaker B:How are you?
Speaker B:How are you?
Speaker D:Not too much, man.
Speaker D:Sitting in the back of the truck by a campfire, drinking some beers.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker D:Watching you guys podcast.
Speaker B:Appreciate you.
Speaker D:You're ruthless, bro.
Speaker A:Three times a week and legs.
Speaker A:I think I can show off.
Speaker D:Figure it out.
Speaker A:Don't.
Speaker B:I'm trying to fight.
Speaker D:So wait, you're at a campfire right now?
Speaker B:Yeah, we hear you.
Speaker B:We hear you.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker D:Just making sure.
Speaker D:Doing.
Speaker D:Doing some turkey mating call calls, you.
Speaker B:Know, doing some turkey mating calls.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker D:I love that.
Speaker D:Seeing if there's any potential in the.
Speaker D:In the area, you know.
Speaker D:All right.
Speaker A:Good night.
Speaker D:You have a good night.
Speaker D:John, when the hell are you gonna come up?
Speaker D:Come swim in my pool.
Speaker D:In your banana hammock again?
Speaker D:I got the Volkswagen going, bro.
Speaker D:Well, once I figure out my license and have an actual day off on like a weekend or something, so.
Speaker D:That the way.
Speaker D:Listen here, big boy.
Speaker D:I'll come get you in my lifted Escalade.
Speaker D:Don't you get it twisted?
Speaker D:Escalade boys.
Speaker D:For what?
Speaker A:I've known the two of them to be very, very close over the number of years.
Speaker D:I don't know what you mean.
Speaker D:We weren't caught spooky spooning in the basement.
Speaker D:Okay.
Speaker B:Wow, you guys are spooning in the basement, huh?
Speaker A:John and I have had an epic battle of all sorts in.
Speaker A:In front of.
Speaker A:And then ending in my pool.
Speaker B:We had.
Speaker A:We had a full.
Speaker A:We had a full.
Speaker A:Who could be tougher one time, and I challenged him.
Speaker A:And I wasn't half bad as a.
Speaker A:As a tiny, tiny five foot female.
Speaker D:But don't let me lie to you.
Speaker D:I wrecked her.
Speaker A:I did end up with some bruises.
Speaker A:Yeah, I didn't end up with some bruises.
Speaker D:I swear to God.
Speaker D:I did not beat her up.
Speaker D:I just threw her into a pool.
Speaker A:He was battling for Ben and Ben's love and he put everything towards.
Speaker B:We got two callers right now.
Speaker D:Do we.
Speaker C:Yeah, I'm back.
Speaker D:Listen, I shouldn't be saying this on the air, John, but I've been using and plugs.
Speaker D:I'm ready for you.
Speaker B:Hey, I got a question though, for those who tuned in on my Tik Tok.
Speaker B:What.
Speaker B:What song did I have on that Thirst trap video?
Speaker B:What the song was that?
Speaker D:Jesus.
Speaker B:Oh, it's pony.
Speaker B:Thank you, Mark.
Speaker A:Feel like one good picture that he has of the Thirst Trap.
Speaker A:So he has to ask about it.
Speaker B:I do.
Speaker D:Listen, listen, guys, listen.
Speaker D:Everyone in chat.
Speaker D:All 29 of these beautiful up in here.
Speaker D:Listen, listen.
Speaker D:I actually have ponies on the property, which is even better.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker D:I'm gonna have to come up and make a video of me riding a pony.
Speaker A:Or the donkey.
Speaker D:He's even better.
Speaker A:Ass of yourself on an ass.
Speaker D:An ass on an ass.
Speaker A:His name is Henry.
Speaker A:Shout out to Henry.
Speaker D:Shout out to Henry.
Speaker D:No, listen, guys.
Speaker D:30 people up in here right now.
Speaker D:The real Mark G. And come follow Flip and Snooch.
Speaker A:You know, the word snooch I'm pretty sure originated from an Eliza Schleschenberg thing that was really, really awesome.
Speaker A:She's an amazing comedian.
Speaker D:It's not where I got it from.
Speaker C:Hey, Mark, Chuck.
Speaker C:Discord.
Speaker B:Checking Discord.
Speaker B:Everybody's like, check Discord.
Speaker A:Check Snapchat.
Speaker A:Check Discord.
Speaker B:Final, final.
Speaker B:Oh, yes.
Speaker B:The final boss.
Speaker B:That's in.
Speaker D:Tick tock shots and bisexuals are awesome.
Speaker B:Marty said send that to him if you think.
Speaker B:If you can think of any other punishments, send it to him.
Speaker C:I'll bet.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Captain Snooch at Captain Stooge.
Speaker A:The guidelines for punishments.
Speaker B:No spicy.
Speaker B:That's pretty much it.
Speaker B:Is that the only.
Speaker A:Is that the only guideline?
Speaker B:The funny part is we have the pregnancy simulator on there.
Speaker B:No one's ordered it for us yet.
Speaker B:Off the tick.
Speaker B:Off the Amazon wish list.
Speaker B:We have an Amazon wish list with punishments on there.
Speaker B:There is a pregnancy tester, but no one's ordered it yet.
Speaker D:It's not pregnancy tester.
Speaker B:John would take the simulator.
Speaker B:Sorry.
Speaker D:I will do it with you guys.
Speaker B:You will do it with us?
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker D:And we'll call in.
Speaker D:I will do it with you guys.
Speaker A:I would love to see because Lauren has told me for years that I'm a.
Speaker A:And that I. I literally told them to throw me out the way I got induced and I told them to.
Speaker B:Throw me out the window.
Speaker A:I didn't even care about the baby, which is.
Speaker A:I mean, children.
Speaker A:I'm a solid mom.
Speaker A:But it was that terrible.
Speaker A:I'm not going to lie that it wasn't that terrible.
Speaker A:Thank God they don't have, like, seriously serious windows that open.
Speaker D:I can't believe I'm still breathing then.
Speaker A:It's not a joke, bro.
Speaker A:Bros. Yeah.
Speaker D:Well, we're going to find out when someone buys the simulators and, you know, up.
Speaker D:I'll buy the simulator.
Speaker D:John, if you use it with me.
Speaker B:I mean, will you use it with.
Speaker D:Obviously.
Speaker D:How much does this simulator cost?
Speaker B:I think it's like, 20 bucks per device.
Speaker B:Yeah, they're only like, 20.
Speaker B:20 bucks device, John.
Speaker B:Have a great night.
Speaker B:Sierra, give me the money for everybody.
Speaker A:To get a simulator.
Speaker A:Let's do this.
Speaker D:Wait, what?
Speaker D:Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker D:I'm not even kidding.
Speaker D:What are we doing?
Speaker A:Post thirst traps.
Speaker D:What are you doing this weekend?
Speaker A:Simulator.
Speaker D:I'm working.
Speaker A:What are you doing?
Speaker A:This Walk around with a watermelon too attached to you.
Speaker D:What are you and Cassian.
Speaker D:Amelia doing this weekend coming up?
Speaker D:Because we will.
Speaker D:I will come pick you up, and Lauren will give you the money so all of you can get pregnancy things.
Speaker D:So shipping them out.
Speaker D:I don't know if it'll be this weekend coming up because I gotta work, but I think next weekend I'm off.
Speaker D:But I'm not entirely.
Speaker D:I gotta look at my schedule.
Speaker D:I'll let you know.
Speaker D:I'll.
Speaker D:I'll shoot you the deets.
Speaker D:We'll figure it out.
Speaker B:Who's whispering my name?
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker D:I'm gonna come pick that ass up anytime.
Speaker A:I would love to see all of you guys.
Speaker A:Guys writhe in pain the way that women have to.
Speaker A:I would.
Speaker A:I would love to do that.
Speaker A:And I bet you there's so many viewers that would love that.
Speaker B:Oh, yes, we will.
Speaker B:We will cringe.
Speaker B:We will.
Speaker B:Definitely.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Look at Flippo there shaking her head.
Speaker B:She'd like to see us get shocked.
Speaker A:We talked about this last week and.
Speaker B:How, like.
Speaker C:Watermelon on their stomachs and then walk around with dizzy goggles.
Speaker A:No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker A:I said that.
Speaker A:I want it to be accurate.
Speaker A:Like, I want them to be, like, trying to, like, live their life, right?
Speaker A:Randomly get, like, spazzed.
Speaker A:Relaxing.
Speaker B:John and I already got prego belly, so.
Speaker A:No, no, no.
Speaker D:Have you seen.
Speaker A:Have you seen, like, those fake titties.
Speaker D:That you can get?
Speaker A:They're, like 10 pounds per titty.
Speaker A:Do you know how bad your back's gonna hurt trying to carry around titties in the tummy and.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's nothing.
Speaker B:We already carry around man boobs.
Speaker A:You grow.
Speaker A:You guys also need to.
Speaker A:You need, like, melons graft.
Speaker A:You and a watermelon strapped to your belly.
Speaker C:And two honeydew.
Speaker B:We.
Speaker B:We already got man melons.
Speaker B:The man melons are good enough.
Speaker A:No, no.
Speaker A:They fill and they get heavy.
Speaker A:He needs actual melon scrat.
Speaker B:John, are they trying to kill us?
Speaker D:I don't know, dude.
Speaker A:No, we're trying to make you feel the way that we.
Speaker A:And it's that.
Speaker D:Listen, John, when you come over to swim, Lauren has old bikinis from her.
Speaker D:I'll do it.
Speaker D:I'll do it.
Speaker B:Hey, I bet you if you made.
Speaker D:John says I have big tits.
Speaker D:Listen, you get enough liquor to me, I'll do it.
Speaker B:You know what, John?
Speaker B:You.
Speaker B:You were just saying how you wanted to go viral and probably get followers.
Speaker B:I bet you if you put on a bikini and jump in a pool and have a video of that made and you go and you post it on Tick tock, you will get followed.
Speaker A:Yeah, actually.
Speaker A:Yeah, you will.
Speaker B:That's the type of people will click on and follow and share the out.
Speaker B:You'd probably get over a million views.
Speaker B:Views.
Speaker D:Did you just say you're falling asleep?
Speaker B:Well, yeah, I think followers want to call in now.
Speaker A:Someone you had a bikini on before, John.
Speaker A:Oh, I can drop like a man thong.
Speaker B:Like, no.
Speaker B:Call back after they're done.
Speaker B:I'll let you go mama Letty so one of her people can call in.
Speaker A:Bet.
Speaker B:All right, all right.
Speaker B:The phone lines are open up.
Speaker B:Whoever's trying to call in for flip side, go ahead and call in.
Speaker B:It wasn't you.
Speaker A:Oh, I don't know.
Speaker A:I don't know who's calling in.
Speaker B:Someone told me I had a caller.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker D:Oh, flip just perked up.
Speaker D:Someone's calling in for no.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker D:Hi, my name's Ben.
Speaker D:Hi, my name's John and I'm a game.
Speaker A:I'm 35.
Speaker D:Hi.
Speaker D:Hi, my name is John S. And I'm a game sexual.
Speaker D:I have no life.
Speaker D:I mean, I really don't.
Speaker D:Besides work and being a family guy, like, I have no life at all.
Speaker D:This is the most fun I get to have.
Speaker D:I'm a family man, but I have a Volkswagen, so I have no free time.
Speaker B:You have a Volkswagen.
Speaker B:You absolutely have no life.
Speaker B:So that's awesome for you.
Speaker A:That's crazy.
Speaker D:Listen, John seen under the covers of my car.
Speaker D:Just like he's seen under my covers.
Speaker B:You've seen under his covers, John?
Speaker D:It was one time, dude.
Speaker B:Did you.
Speaker B:Did you make sure that he didn't have a more than one time?
Speaker B:John?
Speaker B:You make you checking his tumors too?
Speaker B:John?
Speaker D:Suit.
Speaker A:Young man.
Speaker B:Were you checking for his tumors too, John?
Speaker A:Oh, jeez.
Speaker A:It's not a tumor.
Speaker A:Check and actually has a tumor.
Speaker D:John, I need you to come check my tumor.
Speaker D:Actually, I really have.
Speaker D:I'm a little scared.
Speaker B:You're good with this.
Speaker A:I can't breathe.
Speaker D:It's all the pee pee steroids I'm on.
Speaker D:She's mad at me.
Speaker D:Dude.
Speaker A:You don't understand why John hangs out with us.
Speaker B:Are you hitting a guitar right now.
Speaker B:What the you hitting over there?
Speaker D:Sorry, I'm.
Speaker D:I'm like a 12 pack deep.
Speaker D:I shouldn't be on here.
Speaker D:I'm so sorry, everybody.
Speaker B:Oh, you should call back after you.
Speaker B:24 pack deep.
Speaker D:Don't.
Speaker D:I love you, Johnny.
Speaker B:He's got.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:I love you, bro.
Speaker D:I'm gonna come to vip.
Speaker D:I want exceptional service.
Speaker A:I don't work in vip, bro.
Speaker A:I feel like we need to go swimming.
Speaker A:I feel like the only way to calm him down is to go swimming.
Speaker A:Right, Sasha?
Speaker A:What the hell?
Speaker B:Bringing Letty back because no one called it.
Speaker B:Letty says Letty back.
Speaker B:All right, John, do you have anything else you'd like to say to this?
Speaker B:Sounds like they're gonna go swimming and go 24 deep.
Speaker D:Go swimming, guys.
Speaker D:Have fun.
Speaker D:I love you.
Speaker D:Love you guys too.
Speaker B:Y' all the full line.
Speaker B:We got a free lineup.
Speaker B:If anybody wants call in real quick.
Speaker B:If anybody wants to call in.
Speaker B:I thought I saw somebody.
Speaker B:I thought someone sent me a message, said that someone's trying to call in.
Speaker D:Oh, my God, bro.
Speaker D:I'm crying.
Speaker D:Oh, that was good.
Speaker B:That was good.
Speaker D:Oh, God.
Speaker C:I just have to say I wasn't expecting John's face to be the whole screen for a second there.
Speaker C:Gave myself scared.
Speaker D:I'm sorry.
Speaker B:I will admit.
Speaker B:I will admit right now my stomach is still curdling just from that sour candy.
Speaker B:Like, my stomach is turning like crazy.
Speaker D:I'm fine, dude.
Speaker D:I don't know what's wrong with you too.
Speaker A:Are you playing your video game, John?
Speaker D:No.
Speaker B:Okay, so it's only a four second video, so Tik Tok should push that out quite well.
Speaker A:I'm going to sleep, y'.
Speaker A:All.
Speaker D:Are we that boring?
Speaker A:No, I c. And you said it was gonna be a shorter thing and someone else might be coming and you might playing video games and.
Speaker B:And look, it turned out to be a good show.
Speaker C:That was actually pretty good show.
Speaker B:That's a good show.
Speaker B:We're still live.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:Should.
Speaker B:Should.
Speaker B:Should we say goodbye to everybody?
Speaker B:It is like midnight.
Speaker D:Yeah, we probably should.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:So Johnny boy can go puke finally.
Speaker D:I'm not gonna puke, bro.
Speaker B:You're not gonna puke?
Speaker D:No, I feel fine.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker D:I am gonna be a raging tomorrow, though.
Speaker B:Why is that?
Speaker A:What?
Speaker D:Out of vape juice.
Speaker B:Oh, ain't that a.
Speaker B:You know it sucks, John.
Speaker B:I've got plenty of pouches.
Speaker D:Plenty of pan.
Speaker B:I got plenty of nicotine going through my veins, buddy.
Speaker B:You keep sucking that pipe, I'll just stick a pouch In.
Speaker D:You do that.
Speaker B:I will.
Speaker B:John, you should post your game sexual video on Tik Tok.
Speaker D:Give me the clip.
Speaker B:You got the clip.
Speaker D:No, I don't.
Speaker B:It's a discord.
Speaker B:All you gotta do is download it on discord.
Speaker D:Oh, you're right, you numb skull.
Speaker B:Don't call me a numb skull.
Speaker B:You're the numbskull.
Speaker B:Didn't think of it, you dumb.
Speaker D:Hold on, hold on.
Speaker D:I'm on there now.
Speaker C:I'll say that.
Speaker C:And with that sound, many people might actually use that sound, right?
Speaker B:Oh, they would absolutely use that sound.
Speaker B:All right, for everybody tuning in, Mama Letty on the phone lines.
Speaker B:We are gonna end this show now, though.
Speaker B:Y' all have been awesome.
Speaker B:Thank y' all for watching everybody suffer.
Speaker B:I'm not sure if I'm gonna survive the night cuz my stomach is turning curdles in here.
Speaker B:And I didn't do half of the.
Speaker A:They did like a plain toast cuz I feel like puke and like.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:My stomach is curdling and I didn't do half the.
Speaker C:They did toast and water.
Speaker C:Stay hydrated.
Speaker B:So y' all are freaking awesome.
Speaker B:We're gonna end the stream now though.
Speaker B:Thank you all so much for tuning in.
Speaker D:Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker D:Dude, wait.
Speaker B:What's that?
Speaker B:Tenniel posted it on there.
Speaker B:Let's go.
Speaker B:What did she write?
Speaker B:Read it to us, John.
Speaker D:Okay, guys, go ahead, read it.
Speaker D:Okay, guys, My brother stream's caught on TikTok, Twitch and Discord.
Speaker D:However, his dumbass self decided to make a bet with a few of his friends that he'll reach 10k followers to before them on Tick Tock.
Speaker D:Go follow them.
Speaker D:Delete them after a week, I don't care.
Speaker D:And then add us on PSN and PC if you all want to grind your out camos.
Speaker D:Get a bunch of victories and laugh your butts off.
Speaker D:Tick Tock Captain Underscore Snooch.
Speaker D:My PSN at Pandemonium Repo his COD name PC Captain Snooch.
Speaker D:If everyone will see a girl.
Speaker D:Everyone will see a girl posting and probably not help me out, but damn, please, I want him to beat them.
Speaker D:And you all are his only hope.
Speaker D:He has like 614 followers and the others have over 3k and 7k.
Speaker B:Used to have 150k.
Speaker D:Yeah, shut the up, nerd.
Speaker B:All right, y'.
Speaker B:All.
Speaker B:Thank y' all for tuning in.
Speaker B:We're gonna get out of here.
Speaker B:Don't follow, Snooch.
Speaker B:Don't follow.
Speaker B:Don't follow.
Speaker B:Flip.
Speaker B:But make sure you follow the real Mark G. Show.